"listen tigerstar it wasn't me…" firepaw meowed

"alright kitty-pet I'll give you one more chance." Tigerstar hissed

"I am no kitty pet!" firepaw hissed "I just had a tag!"

"oh shush and lets start your training!" tigerstar hissed

"can't a start tomorrow, the ground is wet and slippery." Firepaw whined.

"hey you got tigerstar? Unlucky you, I even witnessed him kill that weird cat (forgot his name)" ravenpaw meowed.

"I thought-" firepaw meowed getting cut off by ravenpaw.

"you thought wrong buddy, you thought wrong."

"hey stupid fur ball, mouse-dunged kitty-pet!" sandpaw teased

"its pronounced TAGGED!" firepaw hissed.

"she's hot isn't she?" ravenpaw meowed

"your weird…" graypaw hissed backing off.

"what he said…" firepaw commented.

"why does every one do that?" ravenpaw meowed looking around him, everyone backed away from him.

"cool….." ravenpaw smiled.

"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell lets get some fresh-kill!" graypaw meowed picking a nice fat fish.

"what is THAT?" firepaw meowed curiously.

"it's a trout, we find them in that lake!" graypaw meowed.

"pfff that's nothing I caught one that was 70 pounds!" sandpaw hissed

"so what?" ravenpaw meowed

"eeew ravenpaw you smell like two-leg food!" bluestar meowed

"I'm going to explore our territory." Firepaw meowed.

"who are you?" firepaw asked.

"my name is yellowfang, like my ugly teeth?" yellowfang meowed showing off her yellow fangs.

"no, you any good with medicine?" firepaw meowed

"duh moron, but I'm hungry fetch me a rabbit will ya?" yellowfang meowed.

"sure here.." firepaw meowed giving yellowfang a rabbit and feeding himself.

"who's this?" bluestar blurted out popping out of no where.

"I'm yellowfang I eat kits!" yellowfang hissed lying about the kits.

"okay come to out teritoy and we'll give you a med. Cat job! Yummy num num eh?" bluestar purred.

"but I eat kits?" yellowfang whined hoping she could have got away and kill a few two-legs and leaving them on a road.

"this is our new med. Cat okay?" bluestar meowed.

SOME TWO-LEG APEARS WITH A RUBBER BULLET GUN

"haha I can finally tell people I shot 50 cougars with rubber bullets." The two-leg shouted.

Two-leg gets eaten my lionheart.

"if your gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk!" lionheart meowed proudly

"wait lionheart wasn't that line from the good, the bad, and the ugly?" bluestar meowed.

"yea so?

"so, you cant use that line its some one else's."

"fine stupid piece of mouse dung!"

lionheart dies some how.

"oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd!" bluestar meowed with shock.

"hear ye hear ye!" bluestar shouted. "new deputy will be tigerstar!" bluestar meowed.

"ummm anything else?" firepaw hinted.

"umm sure we gonna skip a few things so umm…. Ravenpaw is gone to the barn with barley. Sandpaw your now sandstorm, there's a cinderpelt who took over yellowfang because she died, graypaw is Graystripe, and firepaw is fireheart!"

time leaps forward.

"ooolala!" fireheart meowed.

"hey fireheart, nice name!" sandstorm teased.

"hey look pack, pack, kill, kill…." Fireheart meowed.

"ahhh doggies!" sandstorm meowed holding on to fireheart.

" bluestar noooooo!" fireheart meowed.

Bluestar dies from some tragic death and like falls in the like water.

"hey fireheart I got kits! I got kits!" Graystripe happily meowed. "where's my wife?"

"uhh remember she died giving birth!" tallstar meowed popping out of a tree.

"who was my wife?" Graystripe meowed confused

"ugh you are like lost silverstream!" tallstar hissed

"oh yea she was preeeeetty…..but- she's waterclan!" Graystripe hissed

"yup." Tallstar meowed with glee.

"nooooo! I'm a trader!" Graystripe hissed

"umm… yea, u should have figured that awhile ago!" tallstar hissed disappearing is demented mist that randomly appeared.

"waaa! Bluestar!" fireheart cried.

"lets go back to camp." Graystripe meowed solemnly

to be continued! Again after the again!