Fireheart, err I mean…umm…yea fireheart arrived at the all-clans-shall-discuss-long-and-boring-issues-they-have. (it was renamed by Nightclan a.k.a starclan)
"people welcome to A.C.S.D.L.A.B.I.T.H. this is now short for all clans shall discuss long and boring issues they have." Tallstar announced. "our clan has a really bad problem. We just found out that we are in the wrong area. It has come to my attention that this "territory" is from starlight! And we didn't even know it. What will we do?" tallstar meowed very dull.
"I say we wrap this problem up with cottage cheese!" fireheart announced, every one still staring like zombies or speaking quite dull.
"good idea. Good idea." Tallstar meowed.
"I'll announce" fireheart said
"sure thing buddy old pal!" Graystripe randomly said patting firehearts back clueless that everything needed to be dull.
"alright then bluestar died I have my nine lives but bluestar cut off the end because she thought she heard an ice cream truck, so just call me firestar okay? Or fire of the star. Or fireheart of the star or just fire.." firestar was cut off by the people
"we get it!" the cougars said forgetting of how dull they had to be.
"okay………nightstar?" firestar said randomly.
"HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!" some two-leg cartoon like person said.
"oh my god! He's from pokemon!" sandstorm meowed thinking their relashionship would work out until…
"he tastes like chicken!" firestar meowed biting into the cartoon character's leg.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why am I tasty? I'm bitter!" "ummm I like bitter stuff cuz then I can add more sugar!" firestar said shoving 1 cup of sugar down his mouth until his mouth was overloaded with sugar.
"marshmallow…." Firestar said eating once more.
"feast!" tallstar announced as the cats started eating the two-leg.
The two-leg was still alive yelling like there WAS a tomorrow. After they finished….
"oh my god! Half eaten-half zombie MR.POCKETS!" Sandstorm meowed frightened peering inside firestars purse.
"EVIL KILLER MR.POCKETS!" mr. Pockets screamed! And corrected…
"AAHHH CHOP HIS HEAD OFF FIRESTAR!" sandstorm meowed
"ohhh he's sooo romantic…." Cinderpelt said watching the fight between mr. pockets and firestar, chainsaw's, hammers, knifes, fire lots of things involved.
"I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE THEATER TO WATCH TEXAS CHAINSAW MASACAR!" Graystripe meowed grabbing a huge thing of popcorn.
"I see cows…" sandstorm moaned from inside the med. Cat's den.
"what do you mean?" cinderpelt asked
"cows! I see lots of cows! And two-legs eating the…COWS!" sandstorm moaned, she, got hit by a meteorite.
"what do you mean I see cows, I don't see any!" cinderpelt hissed
"IN MY HEAD I SEE COWS THEY ARE COMING I SAWS IT I SAWS IT AND NOW I SEES IT!" sandstorm said now sounding like a lunatic. "I saws it…and I sees it…"
"relax here take this.." cinderpelt meowed quickly, she wanted to watch her beloved firestar take down mr. pockets.
"ohhhh why does this love have to be forbidden…cinderpelt hissed, that when she tought of something EVIL and I mean evil in a weird way.
Cinderpelt rushed to the store getting a black necklace and black hair dye. I think you can guess what she is trying to be let me let you think….
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"cinderpelt did you just turn goth? Goth looks GOOD on you!" firestar said staring deeply, very deeply into cinderpelt's eyes. Then he got sleepy…very sleepy, then he randomly dumped a bucket on cinderpelt's newly black fur, and she looked like her normal self again.
"how IS tootsie hun?" sandstorm meowed leaping right infront of firestar.
"hun?" firestar meowed
"yes! Don't you remember mooey poo! All the fun times we had?"
To be continued again after the again!
helloe their! errr ummm yea... cows? evil killer mr. pockets? (mr. pockets is a loooooooooooooong story). i hate spoons just to let you know so i might make fun of spoons. and if you dont like my chapters feel free to review and tell me, cuz - wutever.. yeeaaaa ummm yyyeeeeaaaaaa! IF YOU REALLY WANNA RANDOMLY FLAME ME REMEMBER I HAVE THE KEYBOARD NOT U! RETHINK BAD COMMENTS CUZ i really dont no... i'm going crazy right now cuz i woke up to early, i'm usually asleep until 2pm... YUCKY! i'm cranky i should get going... b-bye.. I SAID GOD BYE U PEICE OF- (people drag me away) AHHHH! REVIEW!