Merry Turkey Day, and a happy Spanksgiving to all my Americans out there! I wrote this chapter to be very action packed while moving the plot along as well, the next chapter will, hopefully, conclude the Harry Potter x Elden Ring saga.
A few changes will be made from my last author's notes, so read them down below if you're interested, as well as possible plans for the next crossover. Other than that, please enjoy reading this chapter!
With the gray clouds above booming ominously after Kira's lightning bolt had attracted the attention of everyone who had stopped fighting below, the eyes of demigods and mortals alike were raised up to the sky where a giant-smoldering crater now stood in place of a where a section of Hogwarts' seventh floor once remained. Floating out of the fading cloud of debris from the large hole in the side of the castle, Kira took his time levitating out into the open for all to see him and his new found glory— the lighting above him served as the perfect harbinger for his malevolence.
Crossing his arms over his chest, the white-haired shinobi who had achieved the status of immortality glared down upon those who he looked like mere ants to him. "… I've been around long enough to understand that those who claim that they're gods or demons often hide behind those titles… But the truth is, all of you so-called 'Demigods' and those who fight beneath your false flag are no different than the mortals in which you look down upon," Kira said in an stoic voice that was projected through his chakra, so that all below him could hear his methodical words.
"I too once shared your fear of what awaits on the other side, especially since my circumstances probably are more dire than all of yours… Or perhaps, they aren't?" Kira mused with a slight smirk flashing across his lips, as he lamented on his own insecurities before realizing that he never actually feared what had been waiting for him— something that he only realized now that he had become the master of death itself.
"We all have sins that must be atoned for, and I am no different. None of us our… I'd like to share with you one of my favorite quotes from the Ninsū Bible… Spoken supposedly by Kaguya Ōtsutsuki Herself," Kira said, while wanting to show his values to those who were already setting their sights on him. "'From the unreal leads us to the truth, from darkness leads us to light, and from death leads us to immortality'… You're all destined to die, so that each and everyone of you may achieve 'Heaven'… However, those who bear the shards of the Elden Ring, and those who are native to this universe, I offer time to make your peace before that time comes to you; bestow upon me the shards, and I shall spare your lies. To the rest of you? Lay your arms down, or die."
As expected, none of Marika's surviving children dared to hand over their treasured shards, and instead remained at the ready while ordering their armies to take aim at the immortal priest. Using his eyes and chakra-sensing abilities, Kira remained still and awaited for all the witches and wizards to retreat back into the castle— tanking arrows and magical projectiles, and shrugging them off as though they were feathers being thrown at him.
In the wake of arrows falling off of him, while the spells that had been casted at him had all been nullified by his immortality and unfathomable chakra levels, Kira made sure to give the battlefield a thorough once-over to make sure that all non-combatants had fled. Droplets of water from the storm clouds above began to fall upon the battlefield as Kira raised his hand up to snap, and in the following moments, the Master of Death summoned hundreds of massive lightning vortexes from the heavens that tore through the armies— vaporizing thousands of monsters and tarnished from the Lands Between within an instant.
Forcing all of Marika's children to be on the defense, Kira descended down upon the battlefield in the midst of his storm— his terraforming lightning tornados bended in his direction and made way for their master, as he flew like a meteorite toward the maw of the massive 'God-Devouring' serpent that tried to retaliate before Kira could get any closer. Effortlessly, Kira reached up with one hand and down with the other to grab the demigod's mouth— preventing it from shutting close on him.
"I once knew a man who had a fascination with snakes… He even physically resembled one," Kira spoke calmly aloud, as his fingers dug into the scales of Praetor Rakyard, all while ascending up towards the raining sky with the massive snake squirming and writhing as he lifted its serpentine body up with him. "He too made the mistake of pursuing eternal life… Allow me to enlighten you about what happened to Orochimaru," Kira said with a slight smirk, before whipping Praetor Rakyard's entire body like a rope while ripping his entire body in half straight through the middle, horizontally.
Vaporizing the deceased demigod's body into ash, before it had a chance to cause unwanted casualties by falling down on the castle below, Kira made sure to fly toward the falling shard that fell out of Praetor Rakyard's remains— securing the first of many Elden Ring shards into his possession. After that, Kira was relentless when it came time for him to execute the rest of the demigods and their dwindling armies— oftentimes brutally, and fittingly, slaying Marika's children in gruesome ways.
Godwyn the Golden, who had been assassinated by numens during the cataclysm event that had once first plunged the Lands Between in an eternal war, was impaled from behind by Kira, who ripped his spine out before taking possession of his shard. Teleporting with his blue-sleeve and black-glove still clean, due to his hand moving faster than the droplets of blood being sprayed from the dying demigod's open back-wound, Kira made sure to decapitate Morgott, the Omen King, before immediately going after the fallen demigod's twin brother.
Sensing the darkness within Mohg's very being, Kira made sure to be especially vindictive with the Lord of Blood upon teleporting before him. Performing an incredibly powerful chidori that allowed him to create a nearly twenty-meter long blade of concentrated lightning out of his hand. Severing the demigod's legs and arms in one U-shapes swipe, Kira instantly teleported behind Mohg, where he proceeded to slice the Blood Lord's wings off before he had time to unveil them.
"… You remind me of Yamoori. When the time comes for him to parish at my hand, I hope that whatever hell he's made for himself is just as tormenting as the one you've made for yourself," Kira said with disdain in his cold-low voice, before vaporizing Mohg's corpse, as to secure his piece of the Elder Ring as well.
Standing over the writhing demigod's body, Kira placed his foot down on the back of Mohg's horn-ridden head, where he proceeded to slowly push down, as to cause an excruciating amount of pain to the Blood Lord, by forcing the horn that was already embedded in his eye to go deeper into his socket, until it was scrambling his brain.
By the time that Kira had finished bestowing his judgment upon those who his chakra gave him insight of, the Hailing Tree had been burnt down to a smoldering pile of ash— its powdery remains spreading into the wind as the torrential rains scatter it off their collective pile. Even with her scarlet rot wings, nothing Malenia did was effective against Kira when it came time for her and Miquella's judgment— the two of them being the only remaining children of Marika that the white-haired Master of Death knew of.
Displaying her own impressive feats, Maleina was able to last longer than anyone else when she was clashing blades with Kira's lightning chakra, and was able to fly and dodge his vortexes— keeping up with his speed and reaction time, now that her body had been healed enough for her vision to return. But even so, it was only a matter of time before Kira was able to outmaneuver her with his teleportation and invulnerability to her scarlet rot.
Clipping her rotten wings in two slices, Kira flipped his body around in midair before landing a devastating spike-kick that sent the Valkyrie rocketing down toward the Earth— creating a crater with her body upon her impacting the brick-laid courtyard, just outside Hogwarts' main entrance. Impressed with her feats, Kira descended down to where she lay defeated, with her back laying at the bottom of the rocky crater below.
"Your fighting style… It reminds me of Madara. Elegant, deadily, and swift; like a beautiful comment, soaring through the cosmos," Kira spoke while applauding Malenia with his usual stoic demeanor. Landing at the edge of the crater with his chidori-active hand aimed down toward the demigoddess' center of mass, Kira was about to reluctantly slay the only demigod out of the lot that he had respect for— that was before Miquella approached him with three Elden Ring shards extended out toward the Master of Death.
"P-Please, I beg of you: Spare her and I; w-we submit, victory is yours," Miquella surrendered with a shaken expression on his beautiful face, while standing still. "T-The Elden Ring, it… It's meaningless to me, if it means my sister's death," Miquella said softly with a slightly trembling voice, and flinched as Kira reached with his hand to politely accept the offering.
"I accept your tidings… Consider you and your incredible sister spared, child," Kira said with a reassuring yet majestic look on his face, all while having unknowingly insulted Miquella. Allowing for the shaken demigod to climb down into the crater to carry his tall and muscular sister's body out of the Earth, Kira used his chakra to rebuild the floating Elden Ring symbol within the palm of his hand.
Upon realizing that the multi-circular symbol floating in his hand was missing a piece, Kira frowned and turned his attention back to Miquella, who was in the midst of dragging Malenia behind him, and toward the safety of the castle. Instantly teleporting behind Miquella, causing him to nearly drop his sister back down on the floor, Kira dismissed the lightning vortexes with a snap of his fingers, all while glaring intimidatingly into the blue eyes of the shota demigod.
Showing the incomplete Elden Ring floating in his palm, Kira allowed Miquella to analyze it before speaking. "… You must be rather familiar with the Elden Ring, considering that you and your siblings were prepared to kill one another for it. So tell me, who has the last shard of this damned thing?"
Having missed the active battlefield, Naruto and Haise were almost out of the Forbidden Forest by the time they reached the end of the river that led to the breath-takingly beautiful lake that surrounded the elevated school of wizardry, around the hill that it was built upon. Exhausted from having fought their way through Radahn's forces, which all had been searching for their general, Haise and Naruto were considering taking a dip into the hostile-infested waters of the river when they were approached by a lone man approaching them from the woods behind them.
The aforementioned servant behind them appeared to be a young Japanese man with his raven blue-bushy hair tied back in a messy ponytail, and was practically shirtless, save for the long black-and-gold sleeve he wore over his left arm. Wearing a forehead protector that was slimmer than the one Naruto had on himself, the man with a white scarf around the base of his neck smirk at the two, all while his drooping red-kimono that he wore only on his right arm exposed his ripped muscles and tattoos.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" The young Japanese man asked aloud in a playful voice, all while putting Haise and Naruto on alert the moment he pulled his two white-handled katanas out the two short scabbards he kept, tucked beneath the black belt he had tied around his waist. "Neither of you two are supposed to be here, ain't cha? Hmmm, that makes three of us," the dual-wielding man mused, before appearing to take on a more malevolent smile across his handsome face. "Or… Should I say 'The five of us'? It'd be awfully rude of me to not include Tamamo and Kurama, wouldn't it?"
Upon their cover being blown, Tamamo and Kurama both leapt out of their respective master's body— Kurama using what chakra he had left to take on his intimidating form, while Tamamo came out with her weaponized mirror floating around her, 'The Eight Blessings of Amaterasu'. "Okada Izou… What are you doing here? Who are you with, huh?!" Tamamo demanded with her teeth bared at the amused half-cock smirk across his lips.
"Loose lips, sink ships, ya little feisty minx," Izou said sarcastically with a wink, before letting out a sigh as he dropped his playful demeanor a bit. "Listen here, dickheads, I'm gonna make this short and sweet, yeah? I know you have that shard everyone's making a big deal of, and my comrades and I were sent here to return it to its rightful owner. And since I'm the one who found you little miscreants, it's up to me to earn my keep."
Attempting to try and play stupid about the Elden Ring, Naruto forced a confused look on his whiskered face before saying, "Man, I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, dude! We didn't come here for some shard or whatever, we came here to find out who opened that rift back in Konoha," Naruto explained, while telling the servant a half-truth, just in case Izou somehow could tell whether or not if he was lying.
Not satisfied with Naruto attempting to play ignorant, Izou scoffed while shaking his head— chuckling humorlessly at the blond shinobi's attempt at deceiving him. It doesn't matter why you're here to me, asshole. All that I care about is that shard you gave in your possession… So just hand it over already, or I'll pick it from your corpses," Izou said, with his patience growing thinner by the second.
Predicting that they were going to need to somehow defeat a servant in their exhausted state, Haise figured that he might as well try getting information out of Izou, before their conversation would escalate into a battle. "We'll give you the shard, but only after you tell us what you know about your superior… Who are they, and are they the ones responsible for making that rift?" Haise questioned, which only made things worse for them as Izou's impatient smirk had disappeared, and in its place was a hardened frown.
Raising his right blade up, so that the tip of his katana was aimed directly at Tamamo, Izou had an intense and collective expression on his face as he said, "Final warning, dipshits. Hand the goods over, or die— it makes no difference to me."
Seeing how their attempts at trying to avoid conflict had all failed, Kurama took it upon himself to imitate the battle himself. Summoning six powerful chakra spheres that were purple orbs with red energy radiating off of them, Kurama shot all of them in a scattered area, as to cover as much ground as he could while breathing out a flurry of fire that instantly incinerated almost the entire area behind where Izou had been standing.
Having never fought a servant before, Naruto was awed to see how agile and skillful Izou was, as even he had a hard time following the swordsman's movements while he dodged Kurama's chakra attacks. Predicting that Izou was the sort of servant that specialized in dueling rather than attacking groups, Naruto used what little chakra he had left to summon an army of shadow clones to not only keep the swordsman, but to assess his skill with the blade as well.
One-by-one, each shadow clone that attempted to engage with Izou within a melee range was out performed, and was unable to keep up with the servant's swift slashes— alerting not only Naruto, but Haise to avoid getting too close to the servant. With Naruto's shadows clones keeping Izou preoccupied, he focused on providing covering fire with his rasengans, while Haise harassed the swordsman within mid-range by implementing hit-and-run tactic of constantly fading in-and-out of reality, all while using his affinity of wind to fire chakra-bullets out of his gun-shaped hands.
Turning to the underhanded method of making use of his enemy's ample supply of clones, Izou began using Naruto's shadow clones as human-shields— bobbing and weaving while pushing them towards the bullets that Haise was blindly firing at his general direction. Realizing how effective Izou's tactic was, ordered his shadow clones to back off and distance themselves so the servant wouldn't get caught in the crossfire— inadvertently giving Izou the opportunity to get enough space to clearly predict where Haise was going to reappear next.
"Too slow!" Izou shouted victoriously, as he made multiple swipes in the air where Haise materialized— cutting deep into his torso and arms, and tearing his flesh and clothes into ribbons. Hearing Haise letting out an anguish cry fueled Izou's bloodlust, which fueled the swordsman's motivation enough to have his final hit send the young man flying straight through one-hundred yards of ancient-mythical trees.
Crying out his name before she had a chance to leap into the attack, Tamamo teleported out of the area to find where Haise's body had landed— leaving Naruto and Kurama alone with the swordsman, who had finished off the last of his shadow clones. Knowing fully well that Kurama and his chakra levels were too alone to act separate from one another, Naruto and the nine-tailed beast gave one another a knowing nod, before the fox and shinobi combined their remaining chakras together as he leapt back into Naruto's soul.
Becoming engulfed in a golden fire that turned his entire body the same marvelous color, Naruto used Kurama to transform into his Bijuu mode, allowing for the shinobi to have a fighting chance against the skilled servant. "Now you've done it…!" Naruto growled out with his sharpened teeth exposed to the servant, before creating a sonic boom in his wake as he soared through the air and straight at Izou.
Using Kurama's and his dwindling chakra, Naruto was able to overpower Izou, as he clashed his kunai's blade against the servant's katana. Staying mobile in the air allowed for Naruto to perform maneuvers that not even Izou was capable of. Keeping himself guarded by unveiling four golden tails behind his back to block the swipes of Izou's katanas, Naruto was able to slice the swordsman's hand off, just as the servant impaled the side of his abdomen.
Recoiling in pain, Naruto kept focused enough to ignore the agony he was experiencing long enough to parry Izou's other katana— getting his cheek sliced in the process. With how low their chakras levels were, Kurama knew that Naruto wouldn't be able to heal and fight effectively at the same time, so he made the decision to separate himself from the shinobi before using his tails to throw him far enough into the woods, to avoid getting targeted by Izou.
"You carry yourself as a samurai, yet you lack the honor and tranquility to follow the Bushido code," Kurama growled with narrowed eyes, as he used his long tails against the injured servant; overwhelming him with his sheer strength alone.
Angered by what Kurama had said, Izou snared his lips back and furrowed his brows as he gripped his katana tighter within his grasp. "Don't you DARE look down upon me, you filthy DOG!!!" Izou screamed angrily, before ducking beneath Kurama's horizontal strike. Kneeling up with his sword held upwards, Izou penetrate his blade straight through Kurama's chest— causing the nine-tailed beasts to let out a roar of agony, before Izou brought his blade back to begin slashing mercilessly at the massive fox's torso.
Beginning to feel fatigued from the amount of chakra he was losing each time Izou's katana slashed through his flesh, Kurama's vision was beginning to blur and his movements were beginning to drag. 'I… I can't take much more of this… T-This can't continue,' Kurama thought grimly to himself, as he fell backwards and onto the forest floor, where he tried covering his body up with his tails, which were getting slashed open.
Screaming angrily while tearing into the weakened nine-tailed beast, Izou was grunting every time he swung his katana down— becoming enraged to the point where he was completely blind-sided the moment his sixth-sense picked up on an incoming danger heading his way. Attempting to dodge the flurry of icicles being shot at him by Tamamo, Izou's chest was impaled with meter-long spikes of chakra-created ice before his jugular was penetrated as well.
Choking on his own blood and stumbling backwards, Izou attempted to raise his katana up to defend himself from Tamamo, who looked more muscular and angry with her second tail having grown. Growling and letting out hateful grunts, Tamamo unleashed her long claws from her fingertips which she used to slash Izou's katana out of his weakened grip. "GRAAHH!!! YOU DON'T TOUCH HIM, OR MY BROTHER— NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!!" Tamamo shrieked out like a demented woman, as she step forward to slash upwards from Izou's exposed abdomen and upward— flaying him like a fish.
Falling backwards as his body began to fade out of existence, leaving behind only a golden aura of light as he returned to the Throne, Izou had been brutally defeated by the protective shrine maiden, leaving Tamamo alone with her unconscious younger brother, as two more servants approached them. Kneeling down at her brothers side- using her two tails to cover him as she used what little spare amounts of magicka in her body to heal what she could of his severely damaged body- Tamamo growled her teeth at the white suited samurai with his long black hair tied up in a ponytail under his matching fedora, as a young woman with long-black hair and an elongated phantom lower half trailed behind and over him.
Tipping his brim at Tamamo with a nonchalant expression on his face, the young handsome samurai reached down past the scabbard he kept on his dress belt, and instead upholstered the supernatural six-shooter that he kept beside his sheathed katana. "Evening Tamamo… Apologies that we had to meet up this way, but it is what it is, as they say," the white-suited apologized with a respectful voice, as his companion loomed over Tamamo and Kurama— her crimson and enigmatic gaze glaring down at the two, as her straight-cut bangs hid her thin eyebrows.
"Ryouma… Oryou," Tamamo muttered with her brown kitsune ears flattened back over her long pink hair, as she wrapped her arms around Kurama's blood-matted beck. "Don't think for a second that I won't lay down my life for them… Don't make me separate you two," Tamamo growled, while trying to intimidate them into leaving her and her younger brother alone.
"Foolish fox. There's two of us, and one of you. No matter which of us you try to retaliate against, you're going to leave the injured mutt vulnerable long enough for my beloved or I to end him," Oryou said with a monotone, yet spiteful, voice, as she adjusted the muffler around her neck that was a part of the long black robe she had on to cover her lower regions.
Seeing the look of anxiety and anger washing over Tamamo's snarling features after his dragon companion pointed out how disadvantaged the kitsune shrine maiden was, Ryouma felt a twinge of guilt on his lower gut, as he being the bad guy didn't sit well with him. "Here's the deal, Tamamo," Ryouma said in deep drawl, as he took a cigarette out of the pack he pulled out from his white trousers. Lifting it up so Oryou could spark the end with just her breath alone, the suave samurai placed the cigarette between his lips— taking a few puffs of it before taking it out with his free hand to sigh. "I know you have the shard, Oryou knows you have the shard, and YOU know that we know that you do… With that being said, for the sake of 'Ol Yeller' over there, I suggest you skip the nonsense and get straight to handing over the piece… Otherwise, I might have to get my hands dirty, and we don't want that now, do we?"
Spinning the loaded revolver in his hand skillfully, Ryouma raised the cigarette back up to his mouth and took a long draw of it, as his dark and calculating eyes stared down at Tamamo's helpless expression. Unable to concentrate enough to maintain her two-tailed form, Tamamo's body returned to its usual busty and slender form, as she lowered her head in defeat.
Staring down at Kurama's closed eyes for comfort, Tamamo let out a nervous breath before tightening her hold around her younger brother's neck. "Do… Do you promise to spare us? A-All of us, including those two humans near us?" Tamamo asked in a vulnerable voice, which Ryoumo nodded his head respectfully to.
"You have our word… You and your group will be free to regroup and recover… I'll even throw you a bone, and lie to the guy who sent us after you; I'll tell him that you all died like this," Ryouma said casually, before aiming his revolver down at the ground— firing four shots into the dirt that made the Earthquake beneath them from the sheer force behind his chakra ammo. While Tamamo stared at him with a freighted expression, shocked at how loud his revolver was, Ryouma cooly raised the gun up to present the tip of the smoking barrel near Oryou's lips; prompting her to remain stoned face as she blew the smoke away.
Confused yet thankful of why the two were going so out of their way to help them, Tamamo let out a shaky breath as she looked up towards the handsome samurai with a conflicted look in her brown eyes. "I… I don't understand. Why… Why are you doing this? Wouldn't it just be easier to finish us off, and not worry about us tracking you or your master down?"
Shrugging, Ryouma holstered his revolver back on his hip as he continued to focus on enjoying his cigarette. "Probably would be. But that's not the kind of people Oryou or I are; conflict just isn't in our nature, after all," the samurai said with a soft smile, before tossing the finished cigarette up into the air for his dragon-maiden to incinerated with a fiery gust of wind escaping past her parted soft lips.
"If that's so… Then why were you willing to hurt my brother? The shard isn't something that should be in the hands of just anyone, should it? Your master, if… If he sent you three to assassinate us, then… Then surely, he can't be trusted," Tamamo pointed out with hope developing in her heart that there was a chance she could sway the two into allowing her to keep it, but to no avail.
"You're right, Tamamo: our master is not to be trusted… He promised us a chance to bring eternal peace to everyone, and instead, he's done nothing but kill in the name of 'Heaven'," Oryou replied agreeingly, while affectionately and territorially draping her arms down Ryouma's chest. "In order to stop him from spreading conflict, my love and I are scheming with a four-armed witch…"
Adding context to what his dragon-maiden had told Tamamo, Ryouma explained, "His name is Kira— Kira Namikaze. He's the one who had the four-armed witch open the rift into this strange new world. From what I understand, Kira works directly for someone by the name Yamoori, who leads a crime syndicate from within a dead dimension… A sister universe to the one your friends are from," Ryouma explained with a serious expression on his face, while Tamamo couldn't help but to be taken aback by how forthcoming the servant was with her.
"… You two are jeopardizing the life of your master by telling me all of this. Why would you do that? Do you two have a death wish for him?" Tamamo asked with a suspicious look in her narrowed eyes. "… Please, tell me more about Kira," Tamamo asked with a intrigued look in her brown eyes, and continued to comfort Kurama while Ryouma and Oryou explained everything they knew about Kira and his plan to resurrect Madara.
Standing off in the distance with her arms crossed her busty porcelain chest, Ranni watched the servants interact with one another— catching her beautiful blue eye as she smiled softly in anticipation for how her master plan would play out. Turning her attention over to the two young men who she took the liberty to heal before gathering them, Ranni continued to smile as she used her one good eye to wink at Naruto and Haise. "Ready yourselves, boys… If you thought that one lone servant was troublesome, you have another thing coming."
And there we have it, Kira is extremely powerful and was able to shrug off spells and arrows alike, while also having the strength and chakra to slay powerful demigods and their armies by himself. Kira might be a schemer and a backstabber, but at least he isn't completely ruthless— at least not to those who he doesn't see as a threat to him. Heck, he was even reluctant to kill Malenia after he admired her for how she fought.
Next round will be Malenia settling the score between her and the 'Master of Death', who's trying to become the 'God of Death'. Basically, she becomes the Elden Lord, and receives the help of Naruto and Haise in their Moonlight Bijuu Mode and Tenseigan Chakra Mode that's taught to them by Ranni.
So it's a Three versus One scenario, where they're trying to defeat an immortal shinobi who has all three Deathly Hallows on his side. Oh, any by defeating the Greater Will, the Frenzied Flame engulfs Kira, who conquers it and becomes the God of Death way, and basically transforms into the Scarlet King at that point. Let's just say that it'll be the first actual Eldritch God that Naruto and company go against. Wish that Harry Potter could do more, but he's already sort of met his match at base-level Kira. There's absolutely no way that he could do anything against the God of Death, except comfort Hermione and mourn Melina, after she is killed for betraying Kira.
Speaking of Eldritch Gods, I've been listening to the soundtrack from Sonic Frontiers, and it's suprisngly fucking awesome, especially 'Undefeatable' and 'Find Your Flame'. Speaking of possible crossovers in the future, how do we feel about Sonic and Mario? I could dip my toes into human-on-anthro, and write Naruto pounding Princess Peach. Plus, I could add fuckin' Sonic to the roster.
Anyways, let's just finish this arc and the lemon party afterwards, because I still have to write the chapter where Tsunade leads her entire militia into the White Suits' base, where they defeat Yamoori, but find that the ritual had already been completed. Madara, Gilgamesh, and Gilgamesh's femboy golem servant, Enkidu jump dimensions and leave a rift in their wake that gets closed before any of them could follow them.
This gives our heroes an entire beach mansion and their own universe to call their home away from home. It becomes Tsunade's new base of operations, and where she houses her operatives from Konoha and from other universes to help her track down Madara. Which is when Elizabeth comes to them, after she left her home universe to track down the source of where Gilgamesh's Ea weapon was once again tearing through the entire multiverse. Since it's hard to track down the exact location of where Madara was, it'll take time for Elizabeth and Ranni to pinpoint the exact coordinates they need to plot in order to jump into the right corrupted universe.
Meaning that Naruto and Co have time for slice of life moments, lemons, and side quests as well. Other universes that could have short arcs could be Dragonball Super, One Piece maybe? Want to avoid the constant formula of 'Main Cast meets main character', so I just have them visit the world and interact with minor or side characters once in a while, or just be there to investigate and end up just fucking some hot babes along the way. Like I've said before, I personally don't like Luffy or Natsu, but I wouldn't mind having the boys hook up with their women. And hell, I'm down for cartoons too, so I can have the boys fuck the girls from Totally Spies, or Elsa and Anna from Frozen. Or hell, we could even introduce the girls from Pink Black, because people simp for them apparently (I can't tell them apart, because K-Pop). Sky's the limit on this autism train we're riding.
Anyways, the changes I have in mind for the Harry Potter x Elden Ring. Instead of Harry getting four women, he'll only end up with Hermione, Melina, and Ranni, because he's only interacted with them, and they all share the common trait of being spellcasters. That, and Malenia seems like she'd only be interested in sex if it involved Miquella being there, and Harry isn't bisexual (Not unless you ask the Harry x Drako fans) so it wouldn't work.
Instead, Malenia will assist Miquella in trying to get with Haise, and will act like the dom who pins and holds Haise down, so that Miquella could have easy access to him, which will escalate into them double teaming him.
Naruto still hooks up with Ginny and Luna, but also manages to get some ass from Myrtle while accidentally stumbling upon her stall while searching for a restroom. Naruto can feel accomplished, knowing that he fucked a ghost.
Ryouma and Oryou, because of the fact that they're not inherently prone to evil acts like most of the servants Kira and Yamoori had recruited to help them, betrayed Kira after seeing how much blood he's willing to spill to achieve his 'righteous' goal. I kinda liked writing Ryouma and Oryou, they're fun characters to write. Oh, speaking of servants, I hope seeing Izou in action shows just how dangerous they can be when they're capable of actually fighting, unlike Hassan of the Cursed Arm. Naruto wasn't even able to land a hit on Izou until he left himself vulnerable long enough for Izou to stab him.
Probably won't post another chapter until Sunday night, even though that's the final chapter to this arc lol. Oh, and after this arc and its lemons, switching back to Kaneki to keep it even. Anyways, onto the reviews.
Harry most definitely did see his parents for a third time, and they probably were extremely caught off guard by how soon their son died for the second time. And thank you for the compliment about Harry and the other Hogwarts cast being written in character. I always try my best, lol.
Although Malenia and Harry Potter would technically both be chosen ones, I sort of passed on the idea due to kind of wanting to keep Malenia in character, as she really just dedicates herself to Miquella. That, and I didn't want Harry's lemon to be too long, since he's already got good chemistry with Melina and especially Ranni, while I'll be able to show some fluff between him and Hermione in the next chapter, before they FUCK.
That and like, why would Malenia want to be with Harry if they hadn't even met yet? Same could be said with Haise, but like I said, I'm only planning on having her have a threesome with him because of Miqeulla being attracted to Haise during the celebration party, because in this fanfic and in Tokyo Ghoul, Haise is a femboy magnet (Ie, Juuzou). Haise honestly is going to be reluctant about it, but gets talked into it by Miquella, who purposefully gets him drunk to loosen him up, since Miquella isn't exactly an Angel himself.
Damn, that means that Haise gets taken advantage of while under the influence of alcohol. And probably tries to get out of it, but is too drunk and incoherent to really do much, as Malenia is strong-arming him toward a private chamber, so her brother could get the D. All the while Tamamo joins in, and reassures them that they can do whatever they want with him, so long as she gets a piece of Malenia, who she calls a 'Dommy Mommy'. So while Malenia is screwing Tamamo, Miquella is blowing and riding Haise. And then Miquella and Malenia could switch and have sex with each other, while Tamamo takes a turn with Haise.
Let's be honest, Malenia would probably be lesbian, save for giving her younger brother a pass. Hence why she doesn't really have sex with Haise, but rather just holds him down and keeps his legs spread open for Miquella. Tamamo, on the other hand, gets her Futa cock, as a way for her to personally thank her for severing the ties between her and the Outer Gods, allowing her to control her scarlet rot without it affecting her. Also, not sure I'll allow servants to get pregnant or to be fertile, what's the peanut gallery's opinion on that?
Anyways, Naruto's sexual encounters are more whimsical and light hearted. With him getting head and pussy from a ghost, to impregnating a star-seeking ginger and a quirky blond girl. Might even have him fuck Ron's mother, because Kurama convinces him that it would be funny. That's right, Kurama purposefully swayed Naruto into agreeing to screw Sakura's mom, because he thought it would be funny.
And thank you for the kind words, I did enjoy my vacation and did in fact catch a cold while in Orlando. Probably was the airport, but it could have been the fact that theme parks are cesspools for disease. It's not Covid or anything serious, so that's good lol.
Anyways, that about does it for now. Have a good morning, rest of your day, and a good Turkey. Cya.