"sandstorm why are you watching blues clues?" firestar asked

"I LIKE HIM HE IS SOOOOO CUTE!" sandstorm meowed talking about the weird blue dog.

"sandstorm we are getting married in a day u cant think HE is cute!" firestar hissed

"take a break firestar I only started liking you since you were a "star" your leader! Isn't that suspicious?" sandstorm meowed

"nope…" firestar meowed walking into his den.

The next day firestar and sandstorm got married.

"we're married firestar now what?" sandstorm asked

"no clue!" firestar meowed.

"hey cinderpelt I have a reeeeeaaallllyyy bad running nose, could u help me?' firestar asked

"FINE! I'll help you!" cinderpelt mowed really grouchy as she took out some cough medicine.

"this is cough medicine cinderpelt its not for noses its for coughs." Firestar meowed

"fine I'll make a new medicine specially for you!" cinderpelt meowed freakishly

"whats up cinderpelt? You have been acting strange ever since me and sandstom got married…" firestar meowed concerned about cinderpelt.

"nothing is wrong…(sniff)" cinderpelt meowed almost in tears running into her tree house.

"umm I guess I may as well just like take the cough medicine." Firestar meowed taking the nasty discusting cough medicine.

"I hate spoons!" firestar hissed breaking the spoon into to pieces. Then he melted the spoon, then he decided to eat it.

"ALL SPOONS SHALL DIE!" firestar hissed, he reeeaaally hated spoons.

"hey firestar relax its just a spoon!" sandstorm meowed calmly.

"sandstorm you understand how I hate spoons so much, they are so, spoon-ey!" firestar hissed.

"okay have it your way firestar! But make sure you destroy only the spoons in this clan okay?" sandstorm meowed

"yes your majesty…." Firestar meowed sadly eating every single spoon in the clan.

"AHH! It's a ghost!" cloudtail screamed running around in circles as a dust ball followed him.

"firestar! I WANT JELLO SOUP!" sandstorm screamed.

"what? That would be soooo disgusting!" firestar hissed handing a random bowl of jell-O soup.

"YUM!" sandstorm purred eating her soup

"why is she like umm eating jell-O soup?" firestar meowed to cinderpelt

"BECAUSE SHE IS HAVING KITS STUPID!" cinderpelt screamed locking herself in her den crying like mad.

"whats up with her…" firestar meowed walking away and talking to one of the elders.

"I'm going to see a less freaky med. Cat…" firestar meowed walking into waterclan.

"YO SUP LEOPARDSTAR!" firestar meowed happily.

"what are YOU doing on OUR territory?" leopardstar hissed

"my med. Cat is freaking out so I would like to see yours okay?" firestar purred.

"fine with me, watch him weird cat from a different planet!" leopardstar meowed

"hi med. Cat why is my wife EATING JELL-O SOUP?" firestar meowed turning his head upside-down then back to normal.

"ummm she might be going crazy, she might have a taste for it, or she's having kits." The med. Cat replied.

"okay then bye." Firestar meowed

"I can't believe her she's waterclan, I'm going to check out breezeclan…" firestar purred skipping happily to breezeclan.

"hi tallstar, mind if I see your med. Cat mine is freaking out…" firestar meowed happily.

"okay be quick though my favorite show is on…" tallstar purred

"hi med. Cat why is my wife eating jell-O soup?" firestar asked

"waterclan and your med. Cat already told you…" the med.cat meowed looking into a weird glass ball.

"so they were telling the truth? Wow I never though that that was true! Thank you genie!" firestar purred

"NOOO!" the med. Cat hissed getting sucked inside a lamp.

"SHINY! What ever.." firestar meowed walking back to his clan and watching sandstorm play "go fish" with cloudtail.

"do you have….two threes?" sandstorm asked

"GO FISH!" cloudtail purred, he was winning the game.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Sorry about this chapter, it sorta sucked, next 1 will be better!