"sandstorm your soo lucky to have firestar…so I MUST KILL YOU!" cinderpelt screamed.
"AHHH I must kill you for trying to kill me!" sandstorm hissed.
So cinderpelt murdered sandstorm, and sandstorm murdered cinderpelt.
"what the heck?" cinderpelt and sandstorm meowed at the same time.
"I guess we where given 9 lives for no reason…" sandstorm purred.
"yea, guess so, don't tell any one about this!" cinderpelt meowed
"tell anyone about what?" firestar purred walking into the med. Cat den
"nothing…" cinderpelt and sandstorm meowed hiding their knifes behind their backs. Or tails… or what ever one is best for the moment.
"so, errrrrrr sandstorm want to have a kit kat bar?" firestar meowed offering a HUGE kit kat bar to sandstorm.
"no thanks, I'm already fat…" sandstorm meowed looking at her stomach.
"but your having a kit, its normal…" firestar meowed
"I'M HAVING KITS! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" sandstorm hissed, I swear the whole forest could hear her.
"I thought you would know…" cinderpelt and firestar meowed very confused
"what ever! I'M HAVING KITS! FINALLY!" sandstorm purred running outside around all the clans.
"wow…" firestar meowed.
Cinderpelt curled up beside firestar.
"oh my god! Cinderpelt!" firestar hissed pulling far away from cinderpelt.
"what?" cinderpelt hissed "do I smell bad?"
"no! you just like… curled up beside me! Tis' freaky!" firestar meowed taking a wet wipe and wiping his paws.
"oh c'mon you know you can resist this!" cinderpelt hissed
"I have a wife stupid! And I'm about to have kits!" firestar meowed walking up to Graystripe..
(faint "eeeewww's" came from the distance)
"hey sandstorm how's it going?" firestar meowed the next day.
"good, but my blanket isn't warm enough." Sandstorm meowed
"well come here theres a secret place I sleep in, come this way." Firestar purred showing a small little shack, no two-leg scent.
"cool! Bunk beds!" Sandstorm purred trying to jump up on the top bunk.
Sandstorm fell trying.
"ooooooooouuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhh!" sandstorm hissed in pain.
"I'll set up some stairs for ya…" firestar meowed shoving sandstorm on the bottom bunk and made some stairs.
"thanks…now can you give me some cinnamon toast crunch, the taste you can see!" sandstorm meowed happily.
"don't you want fish or ANY good food?" firestar meowed
"sure I'll have whiska's temptations, whiska's hard cat food, whiska's moist food, whiska's moist food in a bag, and whiska's…………that's it…." Sandstorm meowed happily waiting for firestar to get her cat chow.
"there ya go, now I have to do "leader" duties." Firestar purred walking to his office.
"hey firestar! We have a lot to do, I have to gte this fax machine working and the computer needs to be reset, I did most of the fixing though." Graystripe purred
"sure I'll do the rest." Firestar meowed
2 seconds later.
"I'm done, now what?" firestar purred.
"well I told mysticalclan I would phone them again…so why don't you phone em?"
"sure thing…!" firestar meowed
(firestar puts in the numbers)
"555-555-555-555-555-555-555-555-555." Firestar meowed happily waiting for a reply.
"hey! Blackstar I will NOT give you my wife!" firestar hissed
…
"yes you can come over for a sleep over! No! wait! No sleep over! I'll see you at the A.C.S.D.L.A.B.I.T.H." firestar hissed hanging up the phone with out saying good bye.
"Graystripe I gotta use da phone I gotta phone sandy." Firestar purred
"sure thing here!" Graystripe meowed handing a pink and fluffy phone to firestar.
"hi sandstorm! Are you OK?" firestar meowed
"mmhmm… go on… uh huuh.. be right there." Firestar meowed hanging up the phone.
"Graystripe gotta go, sandy is having he kits now." Firestar meowed running to the med. Cat den
"ooo they so pretty!" sandstorm purred
"can I name them?" firestar purred
"SURE!" sandstorm meowed
"I'll call that 1… (points at a dark ginger she-cat with green eyes) squirrelkit!" firestar squealed like a kit.
"I'll name this one (points at the small, dark brown tabby she-cat with amber eyes) leafkit! Cuz she's brown…" sandstorm purred hugging her kits.
1 week later.
"mommy we watch snnnooopppyy!" sandstorms kits meowed running in front of the television with their snoopy dolls, snoopy pillows, and snoopy blankets.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Will leafkit refuse to eat her green peas? Will squirrelkit refuse to eat her broccoli? Will FIRESTAR refuse to eat HIS food!