"ummmmm leafkit, and squirrelkit, come here, I got you your snoopy necklace…." Sandstorm purred holding up a two-leg snoopy necklace.
"just wait mom! They're showing snoopy on the t.v. now!" the kits purred staring at the t.v.
"sandstorm…" firestar meowed
"yea…" sandstorm purred watching her kits.
"I think you should get them to stop watching snoopy." Firestar meowed very concerned.
"don't worry they're just going through a phase." Sandstorm meowed watching snoopy as well.
"okay then sandstorm but they can't be Warriors until they give up snoopy!" firestar hissed
"hey firestar, wouldn't you say its better than barney?" sandstorm meowed.
"well uuuhhh I guess so…" firestar meowed walking away.
"mommy who voices snoopy?" leafkit asked.
"well, no one, snoopy doesn't talk!" sandstorm meowed tucking her kits in bed.
"yes I know that but WHO voices him?" squirrelpaw asked.
"lets just say…snoopy voices himself." Sandstorm meowed happily.
"can we be warriors NOOOOW?" squirrelkit hissed
"okay okay I'll convince firestar" sandstorm meowed
"firestar! Make our kits warriors!" sandstorm meowed
"sure… Leafkit! Squirrelkit!" firestar purred.
(leafkit and squirrelkit walk in with a snoopy purse, a snoopy necklace, a snoopy bracelet, and a snoopy key chain that was put on their tails.)
"yes daddy?" leafkit purred
"cougars of electricclan!" firestar purred.
"I now pronounce squirrelkit is now squirrelpaw!" firestar purred.
"leafkit you are leafpaw!" firestar purred, meowed, then jumped up and down.
"umm… leafpaw! umm… squirrelpaw!" the cougars shouted clueless.
"bye bye peeps I go to A.C.S.D.L.A.B.I.T.H." firestar purred.
"can we come?" the whole clan purred.
"sure every one come! My new invention shall watch the clan." Firestar purred while everyone followed him to the meeting.
"hi every one I have a BIIIG problem" tallstar hissed
"riverclan took my stuffy!" tallstar hissed pointing at leopardstar who was indeed, holding tallstar's stuffed toy
"I shall call it fuzzy, and it shall be my fuzzy!" leopardstar purred.
"c'mon give the stuffy back leopardstar…" firestar hissed.
"no! not fuzzy!" leopardstar hissed
"pass to me I wont give it to tallstar!" Blackstar purred evil-ish.
"okay!" leopardstar purred throwing the stuffed toy to Blackstar.
"here tally" Blackstar purred handing "fuzzy" to tallstar.
"thank you, you may go next mysticalclan" tallstar purred
"oh yea TONY THE TIGER TOOK ALL OUR FROSTED FLAKES FROM THE NURSERY!" Blackstar hissed
"AND THE KOOL-AIDE GUY TOOK ALL OUR KOOL-AIDE!" Blackstar hissed
"oohhh yeeeaaa!" the kool-aide guy shrieked.
"they're grrrrrrreat!" tony the tiger shrieked with joy.
"get them!" the clans hissed taking down the advertise people.
"okay next up…. Electricclan!" tallstar purred
"yessss, Blackstar has phoned me!" firestar hissed
"did not!"
"did to!"
"did not!"
"well Blackstar phoned cuz he wanted my wife, then he asked for a sleepover." Firestar purred.
"did noooot!"
"DID TOOOOOOOOOO!" firestar screamed.
"fine maybe I did…" Blackstar hissed.
"okay also I think since cougar heaven is "nightclan" I think that instead of using the terms example… "firestar" we should use "firenight" agreed?" firestar purred
"I donno.." tallstar purred.
"TO MOTHER MOUTH!" leopardstar meowed as the clans ran to mother mouth.
"okay its fine with nightclan, but they talk about "cats" and thunderclan, riverclan, windclan, and shadowclan! And this "starclan" they say that we SHOULD change leaders to night at the end.
(one minute later)
"ahhh! Cougars!" a cat screamed.
"oh my god! Nightclan was right!" firenight screamed like a girl.
"oh my god starclan was right!" firestar screamed
"you must be firestar!" "you must be firenight!" firestar, and firenight screamed.
(all other cougars and cats are confused)
"so what brings you here?" firenight meowed
"weeell two-legs took our forest, can we live here?" firestar purred.
"sure…"firenight meowed happily
"oh my god! My cat-self is dying! Save Him!" tallnight screamed.
"cinderpelt help him!" firenight and firestar meowed.
"back off us cougars have better medicine than you cats, tis better." Cinderpelt meowed
"but I'm a cat, and tallstar's a cat, it works out better, yet I brought no supplies" cinderpelt meowed.
"there feelin betta tallstar?" cinderpelt (cougar) meowed happily
"yup what IS that yummy stuff?" tallstar meowed
"we fetched it from a two-legs vet area, yea, we rob two-legs, while you guys run" cinderpelt meowed
"I see myself! I look pretty big…" tallstar purred
"hi I'm tallnight! I'm a cougar!" tallnight meowed happily.
"go back to your clan with this, it'll shut the two-legs up." Firenight meowed happily handing firestar a hand grenade.
"thanks, best be off!" firestar purred running back over the mountain, into a forest BOOM, then lived happily.
"okay there we go." Tallnight meowed
"no more confusion!" leopardnight purred happily.
TO BE CONTINUED
Hi! Like the new namez? Tallnight, firenight, blacknight, and leopardnight IS catchy wouldn't you say? Next chapter coming right up! Maybe today, maybe tomorrow maybe never!