Hey-yo, I have a hot-take here. Tenten is an underrated girl tbh, she pretty much looks exactly like a younger and slimmer version of Chun-Li from Street Fighter, and she's GOAT material. Plus, Tenten had a glow up in the Naruto: The Last Movie.
Made this chapter both vulgar and romantic, but mostly the latter, so be prepared for that. Anyway, the next chapter for 'Crazy Noisy Bizarre Village' will be the White Suits Raid, which won't be stretched out for too long, because I have a lot of plans to write out. Including the Naruto x Cyberpunk Edgerunners crossover. Here's a line up of planned lemons I've got baking in the kitchen:
Naruto x Ino x Sakura
Haise (Tokyo Ghoul) x Rebecca (Cyberpunk)
Naruto x Gloria Martinez (Cyberpunk)
David x Lucy (Cyberpunk)
Minato x Tsunade
Bouruto x Sarada (Part II)
Naruto x Sarada/ Boruto x Sakura
Kakashi x Kushina
Eren x Mikasa (Attack on Titan)
Armin x Annie (Attack on Titan)
Kaneki x Ryouko (Tokyo Ghoul)
Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul) x Elizabeth (Bioshock Infinite)
Kaneki x Eto (Tokyo Ghoul)
And many more.
Needless to say, I ain't gonna run out of ideas for a while. Anyways, please enjoy this lemon, and the author's notes will be at the bottom.
Also, fuck you Master777Vip0.
The indulgence of the exotic food and alcoholic beverages that were being sold to Naruto made for a very memorable meal. Drunk and full of fish and chips, Tenten was laughing her ass off while on top of the only bed that came with the rented room— the sight of Naruto unsuccessfully trying to offer his palm full of bird feed to Chi-Chi was hilarious to Tenten's drunken mind. Eventually, Chi-Chi showed the blond shinobi some pity by pecking a few beak-fulls of bird feed from his palm.
Dropping the rest of the handful of seeds into Chi-Chi's bird cage, Naruto let out a surprised yelp the moment he felt Tenten pulling him toward her. Pulling herself up and sitting Naruto down on the edge of the bed, Tenten picked up her snow owl's cage and brought it with her as she made her way to the window opposite of where the bed was placed within the cozy little room.
Making affectionate clicking noises with her mouth, Tenten placed Chi-Chi's brass cage on the ledge of the window before pulling up the blinds and curtains. Drunk and intrigued at what his date was doing, Naruto watched with furrowed eyes as Tenten opened the two glass panels that made up the singular window to the outside night sky— the cold breeze of London's autumn weather instantly blew inside their bedroom, and felt invigorating for Naruto.
Leaning forward and resting her elbow down on the ledge beside where Chi-Chi's cage was, Tenten smiled fondly at the snow owl— admiring its beauty, as she listened to the night-time ambiance of the cobblestone market, just several floors below where their rented room was. "… There's a big beautiful tomorrow out there, Chi-Chi… A world that's cruel, beautiful, and beyond anything that you'd get from being in that little cage of yours," Tenten said in a gentle and slurred voice, as she chuckled while staring longfully at the owl, who was too busy staring out of the window and into the night sky to pay her intoxicated self any mind.
Nevertheless, Tenten continued to feel connected to the bird beside her, and took a few moments to weigh her options before laughing softly as she reached over to open up Chi-Chi's bird cage. "Who am I to take that away from you, pretty girl… Go… Be free," Tenten cooed with a bittersweet smile across her face, as she watched as the snow owl she had grown attached to gave her a long stare, before nodding its head and taking off into the starry sky.
Surprised at what he had just witnessed, Naruto remained quiet as he stared at Tenten, who had her back turned to him and her face outward toward open-window— her eyes following the white speck in the sky that was her freed owl, before finally sighing as she clumsily closed the window by its two glass panels.
Adjusting the blinds and curtains so she could get some privacy, Tenten turned around and smiled sadly at Naruto before giving him a drunken shrug. "What can I say? I, hehe… I value freedom, and all that sentimental junk, haha, ha," Tenten stumbled out, as she clumsily made her way over to the bed before turning around and plopping down with her back landing against the mattress.
Having learned when to talk, and when to listen instead, Naruto remained silent as he drunkenly lowered himself down, so that he and Tenten were laying beside one another— the two of them staring up at the ceiling, as she reached down to nervously take a hold of Naruto's hand. Gently squeezing her hand to reassure her, Naruto heard a small gasp escaping from Tenten's parted lips, and remained quiet until she finally said what was on her mind.
"Growing up as a girl in Konoha… You wouldn't believe how much pressure there is for women to get married and have children… Even kunoichis aren't able to really get out of those expectations either… That's one of the reasons why I respect the hell out of Tsunade, but… But I know she's like that not out of some sort of stance on feminism… No… She's still single, only because her boyfriend died a while ago, and people say that she never got over it," Tenten rambled on to Naruto, who she felt completely safe around.
"… That's why Rock Lee and I wouldn't work out, Naruto. I… I like him, don't get me wrong, but… He's too much like his sensei. They're both good men, but… He's just not what I need, I think. He's too… Too plain," Tenten said with a humorless chuckle, before groaning as she reached up to cover her face with her palms. "Ugh… For Kaguya's sake, I can't believe I just said that… B-But like, come on now, what kind of girl would want some unattractive guy who has a black-and-white view of how romance works?!"
"I know it makes me sound shitty, because Rock Lee is such a gentleman, and is full of that chivalry stuff that you only get from cheesy romance novels… He's a sweet guy, and he's sensitive… He's just… Not what I want for the rest of my life," Tenten admitted with a guilty look in her brown eyes, as she rolled over on her side, so that she was facing Naruto. "I've been settling my whole life… Settling, while telling myself that I'm going beyond those crushing expectations that have been haunting my since I was fucking kid… I-I don't wanna settle anymore, Naruto…"
"You're fun, defiant, strong, exciting, and… And everything that I've been trying to be, but just can't be on my own," Tenten whispered with tears forming in her drunken eyes, as the alcohol in her system made her emotionally vulnerable, unlike how she usually carried herself. "Please… P-Please look at me, and tell me that it's okay to want to be with you— that's okay for me to be selfish, just for this on— Mmmph?!"
Being a firm believer that actions speak louder than words, Naruto rolled over and pressed his lips against Tenten's mouth— catching her off guard as he rolled her onto her back, before mounting her with his legs straddling her toned hips. Once he was on top of Tenten's muscular and curvy body, Naruto bit down seductively on her lower lip— sliding his tongue into her submissive mouth, as he reached down between their chests to begin groping Tenten through her white oriential dress.
Once the initial shock had worn off, Tenten found herself letting out pleased moans with Naruto's tongue rubbing against the inside of her cheek— her big-muscular thighs opening up to allow for Naruto to place his lower half between, as she arched her back with the way his hands were causing her body to squirm. Grinding the bulge of his erection against her black thong that she wore underneath her pushed-up dress, Naruto could feel her vaginal juices beginning to soak through her underwear as they grinded against each other during their passionate make out session.
Coating Tenten's opened mouth and chin in his saliva, Naruto continued to dry hump her crotch as he used his fingers to begin unbuttoning her dress. Pulling back the flap of her dress to unveil her bra, Naruto finally broke the kiss between him and the sexually frustrated kunochi underneath them— the two of them locking eyes with one another, and grinding their gentials through their articles of clothing as Naruto pulled Tenten's sports bra off.
Marveling at her DD-sized breasts, which were a lot larger than what the sports bra made them out to be, Naruto rubbed his palms over the tops of Tenten's tits— massaging them with his hand, while squeezing his fingers down on their jiggling-pale skin. Leaning back down to run his tongue between her breasts, Naruto got a good amount of her boob-sweat to savor— making him even more horny as he looked up to be met by Tenten's lustful gaze.
In that moment, Tenten immediately pulled the white dress of herself as she sat up with her thighs tightening around Naruto's hips— her strong arms wrapping around his torso, as she reunited their lips once again. Together, Naruto and Tenten continued to explore one another's mouth— exchanging body heat with how close their bodies were rubbing against one another's. And as they groped and ran their hands over each other's bodies, Tenten was stripping Naruto's clothes off down to his bare body, while all Naruto had to do for her was just pull her soaked panties down her ankles.
Building up a sweat, the cozy bedroom was growing warmer by the minute, and made it comfortable for Naruto and Tenten to be in the buff, despite the cold climate that was creeping in from the outside. With his nine-inch throbbing cock ready to penetrate his new partner, Naruto's drunk mind wandered over to the unicorn-hair wand that he had purchased for Tenten. Laying his new lover on her side, Naruto knelt down in front of her face.
"Here Tenten… Be a good girl, and open that cute mouth of yours," Naruto commanded with a cocky grin across his face— a smile that radiated with the right amount of confidence that charmed Tenten into accepting the open-mouth gag that Naruto brought with him for the occasion. 'Always talking about how strong she wants to be, and all that… Let's see how strong she really is, hehe,' Naruto thought whimsically to himself, as he buckled the BDSM-styles device around Tenten's head— the black silicon-circle of the gag preventing her from closing her mouth, as Naruto inserted the tip of his cock through it and into her orifice.
Holding onto one of her hair buns to keep her from pulling her head back, Naruto was letting out a snicker mixed in with a moan— biting down on his lower lip, as he heard Tenten choking on his cock, as the tip of his nine-inch member was kissing the back of her throat. "There, there, Tenten… Just focus on breathing through your little nose, mmkay? Your mouth feels so warm and wet… I bet you enjoy being a good little bitch, don't cha?" Naruto mused, while dirty talking the submissive and muscular woman, who was loving every second of being humiliated— being forced to give someone like Naruto head while he thrusted his hips against her sloppy lips was a turn on for her.
"Mmmm… Just like that, Tenten! Take that cock! Show me why you deserve me, ahhhh~!" Naruto said with a pleased look on his face, as he reached down by his knee to pick up the wand from earlier. Keeping Tenten's head in place while she grabbed onto his strong and sweaty hips for support, Naruto continued to face-fuck her as he extended his arm down to prompt her to spread her legs open for him. Once she raised a thigh up to spread herself open to him, Naruto continued to pump his cock in-and-out of the silicone ring keeping Tenten's mouth wide-open for him, as used the wand in his hand to explore her ungroomed pussy— the tip of his wand spreading her lower lips apart, so he could begin rubbing the tip of the phallus-like object against her pulsating clitoris.
Hearing the pitch-change in Tenten's voice that vibrated against his entire shaft, Naruto let out a stuffed moan as moved the tip of the wand in circular motions— massaging and proding at Tenten's aching clit, as he felt himself getting ready to bust inside of her. "Ah, yeah…! I'm gonna cum inside your mouth, T-Tenten! Mmmm! Oh f-fuck…~!" Naruto moaned with his eyes rolling back, and let out a drunken chuckle mixed in with a sigh, as the tip of his cock shot out a web of hot-sticky semen that coated the insides of Tenten's mouth and throat.
Knowing from experience how easily he was able to make women choke, Naruto showed Tenten mercy by pulling his cock out of her forced-opened mouth after hearing beginning to struggle with swallowing all the cum that was already inside of her cheek. Plopping his dick out of her open-mouth gag, Naruto stroked the base of his cock and was feeling euphoric as he accidentally fired several loads of semen onto her face, before finally accomplishing what he wanted.
Still hard and experiencing the end of his first climax, Naruto angled his leg up so that he could slid his nine-inch erection between Tenten's sweaty-fat tits— coating them in his seed, while getting a quick tit-fuck in. With his last shot of sticky-white rope spraying all over the underside of Tenten's chin and neck, Naruto back up off of the bed and stood over her— admiring his handiwork, as Tenten gazed up at him with her alluring brown eyes, while she stuck her tongue out past her opened-mouth gag to show Naruto that she had swallowed up all of his cum.
"Hehe, you look good with all that spunk on ya, Tenten… Now, how about you show me some 'empowerment' by turning around and shakin' ya ass for me!" Naruto commanded, as he reached down with his hand to grab a hold of his still-throbbing nine-inch member, while Tenten nodded her head excitedly, before turning around to have her hips presented out for her new dominator.
"Aw-huh~!" Tenten said with poor articulation, due to still having her mouth forced open as she buried her face into the mattress while spreading her legs apart. Raising her strong-muscular buttcheeks up and presenting her unshaven pink-slit and tight little hole for Naruto, Tenten began bouncing her hips up-and-down— making her ass cheeks clap and bounce, each time she shook her rear for his pleasure. Underneath the warm-orange glow of the dim ceiling up above them, Tenten's ass, glistening with a thin layer of sweat that helped defined each curve and muscle on her cheeks, was memorizing Naruto, who was staring down at them with his erection growing harder, and harder inside of his hand.
Unable to help himself, Naruto reached down and grabbed a hold of Tenten's bouncing hips— jerking her entire body closer to the edge of the bed. "Keep dancing, hehe," Naruto chuckled out in a slurred and lustful voice, as he gave Tenten's right cheek a hearty smack as he guided the tip of his member past her spread-open folds.
Arching her back as Naruto gave her ass smack-after-smack, Tenten was clutching the handfuls of blanket in her hand— twisting them and letting out sexually-pleasured screams into the mattresss, as she felt her whole body tensing up as her vaginal walls were getting stretched by his girthy cock. With Tenten's hymen having been broken by her acrobatic lifestyle, Naruto luckily didn't have to do too much maneuvering to get balls deep in her—because with how drunk he was, it wouldn't have been pretty for either of them if that was the case.
Pushing her hips down against his pelvis, hips balls slapping against her strong-sweaty and warm thighs, Naruto began to thrust his cock back-and-forth inside of Tenten's tight-little moist pussy— his member never leaving her snatch, as Tenten continued to twerk her clapping-butt against Naruto's abdomen. With a loud 'plamp, plap, fap' noise echoing in the humid bedroom underneath Tenten's muffled cries of euphoria, Naruto was huffing hot breaths out of his agaped mouth— his eyes focused on the way Tenten's big muscular butt was dancing underneath the dim light, as he pounded her deflowered womanhood with no mercy.
Drooling all over bed sheets while Naruto's cum that she had gotten all over her upper-half was spreading across the comforter she was gripping her fingers tightly into, Tenten was caught off guard the moment her lover summoned a shadow clone right in front of her head. The shadow clone, just as horny and mischievous as Naruto, lifted Tenten's face from the bedsheets by her two messy buns— raising her head up and keeping it in place, before pushing her open-mouthed down around his cock.
And there she was, getting spit-roasted by Naruto and his shadow clone, who were holding her up by her hips and hair as they double-teamed her relentlessly. Going cross-eyed while breathing through her flares nostrils, Tenten was gurgling and letting out throaty moans, while drooling out of the corners of her cock-filled gullet— the back of her throat being constantly kissed by the tip of the shadow clone's dick, while Naruto was pounding away at her G-spot.
The endorphins coursing through her sex-craved and drunken mind was on the border of becoming too overwhelming for Tenten to handle, as she felt her vaginal area beginning to tighten and squirt her warm liquids all over Naruto's groin— alerting her that she was above to let out years of pent-up sexual frustration all over her lover's cock and balls. And judging by the way Naruto and his shadow clone were gripping tighter on her body and forcing her closer to their groins as they thrusted harder against into orifices, Tenten could tell that it wouldn't be long until they filled her up from both ends.
Hearing their moans and gasps getting louder-and-louder, Tenten's drunken eyelids widened as she felt her nasal cavity getting filled with the excessive amounts of cum flooding through her mouth and throat— being forced to breath through it and have the shadow clone's semen bubble out of her nostrils and down her chin, as Naruto himself blew load-after-stringy-load straight through her cervix, and into her womb. Getting the inside of her pussy flushed with the tidal wave Naruto's powerful orgasm, Tenten could feel him continue to pound away at her quivering pink-pussy— her thighs and his hips getting covered in his hot-sticky love, as she continued to be forced into inhaling every drop of semen within her gullet.
Their threeway climax lasted for approximately several minutes, and by the end of itc wads of the shadow clones semen were oozing out of Tenten's agaped mouth the moment he disappeared into a puff of air. Collapsing forward and falling face-first into a damped spot on the bed's comforter, Tenten was gasping for air and choking while regulating her breathing, all while Naruto slowly pulled all nine-inches of his cock out of her cum-filled snatch— spreading her open with his hands to take a peek at just how much her pink insides were spilling with his seed.
Gasping for breath while huffing still out of his smiling mouth, Naruto gave Tenten's toned butt an approving smack before turning around to down at the edge of the defiled bed, before plopping down beside her on his back. Letting out a quiet chuckle as he momentarily turned over on his side to unbuckle the back of Tenten's gag, Naruto gently pulled it out of her mouth and clumsily tossed it across the room— not worrying about immediately seeing it back into a paper tag, as he rolled over onto his back once again.
Together, the two ninjas laid where they were positioned for what seemed like ten minutes— the two of them silently hearing each other breathe, until eventually they fixed the bed and got underneath the covers together. Spooning Tenten from behind, with his half-flaccid cock being kept warm in between her warm and muscular thighs, Naruto had one arm underneath her waist, while the other one was tucked between her armpit and sideboob— calmly massaging and groping her bare breasts underneath the warmth of the covers, as he rested his forehead against the back of her head.
Affectionately grasping Naruto's hand that was clamped down over her boobs, Tenten's drunken gaze fixated at the gilded cage resting on top of the closed window's ledge— the room spinning around her and her mind still hazy, as she correlated herself to the absent snow owl. "… Naruto," Tenten spoke with her heart racing in her chest, as he squeezed down on his hand to comfort herself.
"Hmm…? What's up, Tenten…?" Naruto asked through a groggy voice, as he felt his eyelids growing heavier by the passing second.
Needing to gather up the courage for what she wanted to say to him, Tenten tightened her grip on his resting hand even more, before finally letting out a trembling sigh while easing his hold on him. "I… I really like you… But… I-I'm not ready to settle down yet; there's still so, so much more in life that I want experience," Tenten said in a quiet voice, as the thought of her giving up her lifestyle for Naruto scared her, especially since she knew in the back of her mind that it was already too late for her.
Kissing the back of her neck, and pulling her closer toward him, Naruto unintentionally slid his erect-member back into her warm-and-dripping slit, as he comforted her with the way he was embracing her from behind. "And I want to make sure that you get to experience all that you can, Tenten… You don't have to be my wife or anything like that if you don't wanna, but… If you were, all that would change is that you'd have a home with me to go to after whatever adventure life throws at ya… The last thing I wanna do is make you feel trapped, hehe…" Naruto chuckled with his intoxicated breath blowing against the back of Tenten's bare neck.
Smiling softly while letting out a yawn, Tenten shifted her hips and lowered her bottom down so her cheeks were keeping Naruto's groin warm— intentionally burying his leaking dick further inside of her, until she was practically sitting down on his hairless balls. "I… If that's the case… I wouldn't mind being an Uzumaki-Clan member, if… If that's okay with you and Sakura…" Tenten whispered with a smitten look in her fluttering eyes, before softly closing them as she relaxed completely underneath Naruto's arms.
Chuckling while beginning to lull off into sleep as well, Naruto buried his face into Tenten's shoulder and took in a deep inhale of her aroma before sighing. "… Heh… It's gonna be a big wedding at this rate, that's… For… S-Sure…" Naruto trailed off, before beginning to lightly snore as both he and Tenten finally passed out underneath the warmth of their love-soaked blankets.
And there we have it, Naruto clapped Tenten's cheeks and knocked her up, while pretty much becoming engaged to Naruto as one of his many bitches.
The next chapter will be the White Suits raid, which will briefly go over how the battle is going, while mostly revolving around Tsunade and Minato fighting Yamoori, who can create tendrils and armor out of truth-seeking orbs that he can produce en masse.
Not much to say, because uh, this was just a lemon chapter lmao. Okay, unto the reviews.
I love the idea of Naruto and Sakura sneaking into Ninja Academy to have sex on their old desk, even using transformation jujutsu to revert to their genshi-selves, and get to live out their old fantasy and leave in the dead of night. And then Moegi and Konohamaru, who will be adults by this fanfic and can be instructors themselves, will find it and be grossed out by it…
Also…
Naruto x Moegi
Boruto x ChōChō
Naruto x Anko
Naruto x Ayame
Moegi had a glow up in Boruto, and I'll be damned if Naruto does have an army of sweet babes by the end of this trashy fanfic. Naruto probably wouldn't be into BBW's, like ChōChō, so that L goes to Boruto. Anko and Ayame are both Naruto's. Gonna add more to this list… Motherfuckers telling me that I don't post enough Naruto in my Peter Griffin Smut Collection, PFTTTTT!!! I'll show those bullies that my lemons are fucking trash!
Or maybe not, idk they're just ideas that I could use. Don't have to though.
Anyway, let me continue on with the review.
Please write the Haise x Rebecca outline, it would be very much appreciated. Oooo, might even include Johnny Silverhand as a character in that crossover too, because he's pretty cool too. Might dial it back, and have David and Adam Smasher be themselves, with the added bonus of having a better Sandevistan that makes them keep up with Naruto and Haise. Might have Naruto beat him twice, and David getting frustrated that he can't be Naruto, and that's when Naruto tells him that BioWare and being a cyberpunk will only get you so far, and that there's no shortcut for being strong.
Also, I just got fucking loser trying to advertise gross ass illegal shit on reviews. Fucking pedo trash IRL though.
Okay, where was I…?
Damn that kinda actually pissed me off a little bit, ngl. Fucking sicko.
Okay, okay, focus.
But yeah, that Haise x Rebecca outline would be helpful. And I like the idea of there being a Legend of Korra crossover, where it's Naruto x Korra AND Asami! Naruto has the Uzumaki breeding genes, and Haise probably doesn't have a high sex-drive like him, so I'm gonna tap him out of that one. Might have Kakashi or Sasuke get in on that action, but not Haise.
I believe Eto would sacrifice herself to protect that world and their inhabitants, especially if she sees their simpler way of life, and how much beauty their world has to offer. Kaneki would be devastated and wouldn't say anything when Korra or Haise try to comfort him, he would just pick Eto up and take back home without Haise or Naruto and Company. It's been a while since I've seen the series, so a future, not immediate, outline for that would be much appreciated as well.
As far Konan goes, I can see her and Naruto having a fling before he goes into Korra's world, and once he gets back and Kaneki has already told her the news, she gets angry and Naruto and ends things between them, vowing that she'll never forgive him for helping to convince Eto that she would have to make the ultimate sacrifice.
From there, Konan would bond over Kaneki, and eventually develop a relationship with each other, which gets more taboo when she reveals that Eto once 'forced' herself on her when she learned how to do the futa-jujutsu, but Konan eventually consents to it, and they bond over there behind closed doors.
Might have Kaneki use his transformation jujutsu one more time for Ryouko, but after that, to avoid repetition, we're done with that. And yeah, I could show a flashback of that happening during the time Haise and Naruto were gone for that month, where Shota Kaneki has sex with Ryouko. But yeah, Kaneki won't probably be getting a futa dick up his ass until the nurse roleplay.
Okay, for the flashback, we'll have Shota Kaneki getting blown by Ryouko before burying himself in her MILF curves while banging her, all while Hinami is getting sucked off by him before she pounds him in the ass while he's pumping his baby batter in her mom, all while Eto is watching and commenting while stroking her futa cock off to it— maybe even putting her dick in Ryouko's mouth while she's getting fucked, and bumping futa dicks with Hinami while Kaneki is sucking them both off.
Should Haise keep Tamamo as his servant, or have Neko-Arc instead? Tamamo is a curvy cute Japanese Kitsune with pink hair, while Neko-Arc is a fucking two-foot tall menace to society, who can be used as a fleshlite.
Speaking of that, I wouldn't mind doing a small male x giantess fetish later, but not to the point where the guy is swimming in the pussy or being crushed by it. Maybe just have a fifteen-foot woman getting her clit fucked by a male? More details on that needed, or just straight up have him being used as a human dildo.
Okay, that about does it for now. I'll start writing that other chapter asap. Thank you, and please enjoy your day!
Also, please don't fucking actually look up whatever links that one asshole posted, that shit will probably put you on a watchlist or something.