Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Except for the evil dust bunny. You can have shim if you're gonna sue me. Just let me write him out, first...

ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY...

The evil dust bunny suddenly went poof and disappeared, leaving them all with a feeling of dread that it would return. But then they shrugged and thought, "well, sucks to be whoever has to deal with it"

"doooooo" says the magical vacuum cleaner of doom

The evil dust bunny suddenly reappeared at a Charmed cast party.

"Damn" one of the actresses said. "Too bad I don't really have supernatural powers, otherwise I could get rid of that little-" BLEEP!

"Damn, this is the wrong place. I can't advertise evil here! These people don't have any magic powers!" The evil dust bunny (a/n: its now being shortened to "EDB". OK? Good.). And then, suddenly, splat ('poof' is so boring, don't you think?) he disappeared. And he reappeared the middle of Mitt's camp in Dalemark.

"Hey, you're a king. Come with me and join LORD DARKWHICH IN TAKING OVER THE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!" The EDB said. Well, actually, he yelled it.

"Flaming Ammet! Stupid mages..." Mitt muttered (hey that's a tongue twister. Mitt muttered, Mitt muttered, Mitt muttered...). And then he said something and the EDB turned into an evil llama, spitting the Spit Of Doom on to innocent people.

"Wow, that was random," said Navis, appearing behind Mitt.

"Tell me about it. Jeez, Kankrendin never rests, does he?" Answered Mitt.

Suddenly, it started to rain. And then it started to hail. And then it started to rain cats and dogs. Literally.

"Ammet, the weather up in the North is screwy," Mitt said.

"Hey the evil llama is getting annoying, so I'm taking it out of the story," the narrator said.

"Hey, is that the One?" The dumb blonde said.

"Where the hell did you come from?" Navis asked. Then, the dumb blonde disappeared. And so did the evil llama.

"There, that's better," said the narrator.

And then booong we changed the story on you. Ha ha. It was getting to be too boring.

"Hey, is it just me, or is someone following us?" Tonio whispered to his friends.

"No, I feel it too..." Janet said. In addition to Gwendolyn's magic, she had her own that she was born with. But no one else knew it.

"Let's just carry on as normal, why don't we?" said Cat. This was freaking him out- Gwendolyn's magic (which was now Janet's, actually) shouldn't have been strong enough to detect something like that shadow that he saw out of the corner of his eye.

So they kept talking, even though the thought of something following them was unnerving. (Ha! Use that as a vocab word, why doesn't anyone?)

"BOO!" something yelled, and they all jumped.

"What the-?" Julia said

"Ha ha! Made you look!" shouted the narrator.

"Maledicado, quello era spaventoso. Che cosa in nome del hell...?" Tonio said in a burst of Italian. (a/n: look it up. Its actually pretty interesting. If you have AIM then IM the bot SmarterChild and tell it to translate that...evil laff)

"JUST LOOSE IT! HA HA HA HA HA! YEAH LOOSE IT! HA HA HA HA HA! GO CRAZY! HA HA HA HA HA! YEAH BABY! HA HA ! YEAH BABY! HA HA! BABY! HA HA!" some random rapper started rapping (actually, it's Eminem. The song "Just Loose It." Wow, that song makes me laugh...)

"Yah know what? Screw this! I don't want Eminem-"the narrator started to say.

"Is that that guy's name? Eminem? Does he do parties?" Janet yelled. She had been feeling very lonely from her world, having not been there in a while.

"Yeah. ANYWAY, I don't want Eminem to be here rapping anymore. You should listen to me play 'Carol of the Bells' on piano. Man, that is a cool song. DOO doo doo doo, DOO doo doo doo!" The narrator said. Then she took a piano out of her pocket (man, that'd be cool if we could just magically take huge, random things out of our pockets...) and started playing "Carol of the Bells." Then....

Sorry, you'll have to wait till next time to hear more! I have another fanfic I gotta work on ("Claidi Journal 5: Wolf Goddess." It's in the Claidi Journals section, if anyone cares to know.) PLEASE send me comments and stuff!! PLEASE!!! I would really appreciate it!