As Jack bowed, his hat fell off and he was so drunk that he thought someone had stolen it.
"Ay you men! Which one of you took my hat? You know...the one with...the thing...and brown?" He soon spotted a man with a look alike and slammed into him.
Suddenly everyone was in a brawl...well except for Will, Elizabeth and you, but they were "hiding" in the bathroom.
"Gosh...couples nowadays...hey there's Jack's hat!"
"JACK! I found your hat!" as soon as those words came out of your mouth, someone smashed a chair onto your head.
Oh my god what's happened! You could hear voices but you couldn't figure out who they were from. Sorry mate, she stood right up in the middle of a fight. Nobody could have seen that one coming. All because of your stupid hat SLAP I didn't deserve that one!
Do you think she's dead...JACK! don't say that!
"Sandra! Hello? Are you in there?" Elizabeth was snapping her fingers in your face.
"Are you ALIIIVE?" Jack lifted you a bit and shook you.
"I found your hat...wait...since when...d-d-do you guys have twins?" and bam you blacked out again.
You woke up and saw that it was about 2 am. Elizabeth was asleep next to you, she had obviously been taking care of you. You went to a nearby mirror and saw that you had a big purple bruise on your forehead.
"Whoa, that's not very attractive." you thought aloud. All of a sudden a stone came flying at you but you managed to move away and let it hit a chair. You let out a sigh and heard what seemed like Will and Jack.
"Stop throwing things like that! You're going to hurt someone."
"Just a little wakey wakey is all."
"Shh sounds like someone's awake..."
"Psssst psssst!"
"Silence!"
You walked out onto your balcony and saw Jack and Will arguing in the bushes.
"What the blazes are you two doing over there!" you shouted.
"Ah, Sandra, you're awake! Sorry about last night though...you might just wanna stay seated during a bar fight."
"I know the only reason why you came by, here's your stupid hat!" you grabbed the hat and threw it at Jack.
"Thanks love, wait a tick you...duck!"
One of the guards heard something and came by to look. As you panicked, you made it seem as if you had been talking to yourself.
"Everything all right Miss Swann?"
"Yes, yes, carry on with whatever you were doing...nothing to see here...or hear here...um...yes...bye!"
The guard left thinking that you were insane.
"Now leave! Elizabeth is still sleeping." you said turning to look at Liz on the bed.
"Ok, but we need to talk about something afterwards." Will said and was about to run away but Jack caught him by the arm.
"Wait. Sandra! I know that you're thinking that I was thinking only of my hat when I came by. Did it ever occur to you that I wanted to see you...get better...of your head!" Jack said pointing a finger at you.
"You're not making any sense!" he was confusing you.
"I do TOO make sense!" Jack replied
"We'll talk about this later by my shop, but now we've got to go, come on Jack."
You were left thinking that maybe Jack was right...in that weird confusing way.
"Morning sunshine...how you feeling today?" Elizabeth had awakened and was staring at your gigantic bruise.
"Good...I've got a question though...what's "Captain" Jack Sparrow doing here in Port Royal?" you asked with a confused look in your face.
Elizabeth had the same look, "That is odd...very odd..."