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Then…the narrator decided to stop playing "Carol of the Bells" because she got bored. She (the narrator) has a short attention span and probably has ADD, but that's not important… So she wrote in Greenday coming and singing the song "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" (that song totally rocks in my world. Just thought you'd all like to know). And…

"PARTY!!" Chris yelled. "Greenday is totally awesome, for and American band anyway!!" (a/n: if you're British and you're reading this, do you honestly CARE whether or not the band is American? I know this one girl who got mad at me and my friend for just being American and…And now back to the show)

So then this totally random teen night club popped up out of nowhere, and everyone started dancing. All right, this is getting boring. (See? Told you my attention span is short.)

"Ahhh!!" screamed Mitt. "What the…?" BTW, what WAS IT??? OK, I'll tell you. You don't have to guess. I'm letting you off…this time cackles evilly.

It was…a big UFO! Actually, as it flew closer to Mitt's camp, he, Navis, Maewin, and Moril saw that it was a flying saucer. And it wasn't a hoax. This time it was actually making crop circles. Well, not actual circles, more like writing.

"¡LA HA HA, SOMOS LA GRUPA QUE LAMEN A EXTRANJEROS Y ESTAMOS HACIA FUERA HACER CIRCULOS DE LA COSECHA EN TODOS LOS PLANETAS! ¡HAHA! ¡BWJMAMAJHAHAJA!" The markings said. They had to have Sirius go up and ask Sol what the markings said, so that they could start to understand what was going on (a/n: wait. When did Sirius appear in the COD story? Can someone help me with that? I'll put that in and give you credit. Please?) Then, they had me, the author, who takes Spanish class (yes, the writing is Spanish) translate it. Wait. That doesn't really make sense…oh well. The author translated it. Wanna know what it says? I'll tell you next time because…I want it to be a surprise. Unless you want to look it up…

Sorry, folks, that's all we have time for today. This episode was brought to you by the letter '8.' Thank you.

CREDITS BEGIN ROLLING NOW