Sorry for not having updated for some time, but alas here it is lol

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"Damn it Jack that was my favorite skirt...are you wearing your trousers underneath!" you were now covering your eyes with your right hand.

"Nah, I don't think so...there's something about being in the nude that is so liberating...care to join me?" Jack was just smirking and twirling around, obviously fascinated by the way the skirt flowed as he did so.

"Come on...put your clothes back on." you uncovered your eyes and trying not to laugh, you picked up Jack's clothes and threw them at him.

"You're a killer...putting an end to my fun like that...all righty then..." as he tried to take of the shirt but he was stuck. "Eh, love...a little help would be nice..."

"I should just leave you here by yourself...but i'm a nice person so I'll help with the top, but you're on your own on the bottom." You took of the shirt and it had total;y been overstreched.

"Are you going to be able to accompany me to the castle for the heist?" you remembered about the plan before walking out.

"Ah, but of course, i'll wait for you in the captain's quarters in ten minutes." he continued on undressing and you caught a glimpse of his nicely toned body but then realized Jack was looking at you...which caused you to walk away.

Five minutes after, you and your crew were laughing so hard that tears were just flowing onto your faces. Who would have thought that the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow could have a womanly side to him?

"SANDRA!" you stood up and walked onto the captain's quarters where Jack was yelling for you. The crew's laughter was still going on.

"You called capitan?" Jack was now fully dressed and not very happy about what had just happened.

"Let's go...and stop laughing at me." he said and crossed his arms in front of his chest.

Seeing that Jack was embarrassed enough already, you decided to stop...but couldn't help but smile.

"All right, come on then...through the back door." Jack did not want to face the crew so you also went along with his plan.

A few seconds later you realized you were still wearing the dress, so you took it off, revealing your stealthy outfit.

"Are those your undergarments!" Jack was astonished at what you were wearing.

"Not now Jack, let's just keep moving. We're almost there." Both of you had now reached the door that led directly to the basement of The Anvil Castle and decided on a course of action.

"Jack? what exactly are we here for? You never told me anything about it." you asked.

"I wasn't planning on telling you until you found out, but under the circumstances...we're going to free a prisoner...that's all you need to know."

You were now in the basement searching for some kind of switch to open up a secret door.

"I found it...now just a little pull...it's not budging." you were pulling and pushing but nothing was working.

"Damn...ok...stand right there, and I'll help from here." Jack was now directly behind you, holding your hands over the switch tugging until the door finally opened.

"That was by far the most uncomfortable I've ever been with a woman...she smelled like coconuts...i like coconuts...Coco-----" You interrupted Jack's thoughts by kicking his leg so he could let go of your hand.

"Oh sorry love" he quickly pulled away his hands and marched onwards to the door.

The hallway was musty, dark, and smelled as if someone had died and rotted away in it.

"This is it," Jack said while standing in front of the final door, "do not be alarmed by anything you see, and don't stare at the man...he doesn't like to be stared at, savvy?"

"I savvy, hurry up!"

As Jack opened the door, an even more horrible stench filled the air, causing Jack and you to cover your noses.

"Vincent! WHERE ARE YOU!" Jack shouted while looking around.

Suddenly a groan sounded from the back of the room. Jack ran over there and found who he was looking for.

"JACK! You're here! FINALLY!" the man stood up and he was approximately the same size as Jack but you couldn't see anything besides that.

"Yes, Vincent, but we must get you out of here fast." Jack used his shoulder to help this Vincent keep his balance.

"We? Who else is here?" Vincent's head could be seen turning left and right looking for the other person which was you.

"It doesn't matter right now, we've got to get you back to the ship."