The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 6: Bjorken Telephone
Don: Last time, on The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover! Our teams got chummy with sharks… some more than others. Caitlin put on a face powder that gave a major tan with horrid side effects, prompting her to swear off cosmetics. And I agree with her. That stuff looks awful. Once they finished making castles in the sand, it was a boat race from the Mediterranean to the coast of Iceland. Herry & Odie managed to claim their second 1st place finish after crashing into the dock where the Chill Zone was located, and while it looked like it was over for Bobby & Ronnie Anne, it was Dipper who choked on his own massive brain which led to the Twins' early elimination. Who'll choke on their brains this week? (chuckles) There's zero chance of it being me. Although, there is a good chance that'll happen during today's challenge. Which challenge involves brains? Find out tonight on, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
Cue Theme Song
Don: Welcome back to Iceland, where today's starting line is yesterday's Chill Zone. (shivers) And Chill it is. My walnuts are frozen solid. (holds up a bag of walnuts) The first team to depart will be the Complete Opposites.
Herry & Odie step up to the Don Box. Odie's shivering his a** off while Herry is barely affected by the temperature drop. He proceeds to press the button on top of the Don Box and receives the next tip.
Herry: (reading the tip) Take a bus to the Geyser Field a Geysisgil and locate the Don Box.
[Place Description]
Don: The geysers of Geysisgil are part of an active volcano field tucked under a skimpy 20cm layer of siliceous sinter. Whatever that is. Sounds dangerous though.
[End Description]
Herry & Odie head towards the bus station and await their bus. Soon after, Mother & Daughter, Warriors, Safety Patrollers, Weirdos, Monster Fighters, and T.U.F.F. Agents arrive at the bus station. Soon, the bus arrives at the station and the teams enter. Once they're all on board, the bus begins taking them towards the geyser field.
Don: As the first bus leaves, more teams collect their tips, getting themselves psyched up for today's set of challenges. (Dick Daring cheers as he & Agent K collect their next tip and proceed towards the bus station) But for some, the fear and panic is clearly visible on their faces. (indicates the Talon Mercenaries and the Goths, none of whom give a reaction even remotely related to fear) I said fear and panic. FEAR AND PANIC! (still, none of them give a reaction) Fear and panic! (still nothing. Don sighs in annoyance) Just go. (the Talon Mercenaries and the Goths walk over towards the Don Box and collect their tips. Soon afterwards, the rest of the teams on the 2nd bus collect their tips and enter the bus, which proceeds to make its way towards the geyser field) Seven more teams make their way towards the geyser field, while the remaining seven teams have yet to begin the race.
We see the bottom 7 teams waiting at the bus station, most of them are shivering. Although Ronnie Anne appears more worried by Bobby's current state.
[Confessional: Bobby & Ronnie Anne]
Ronnie Anne: Bobby's still a little messed up from the previous challenge. He got one too many shocks from the speedboat. (Bobby jolts as electricity covers his body) But I can do the heavy lifting. I mean, I can't just quit and go home because of what happened to Bobby. We Casagrandes don't quit, right bro? (Bobby jolts once more)
[End Confessional]
Soon, the third bus arrives, and the bottom 7 teams enter and begin making their way towards the geyser field.
Don: Bus #1 contains the Complete Opposites, Mother & Daughter, Warriors, Safety Patrollers, Weirdos, Monster Fighters, and T.U.F.F. Agents; Bus #2 contains Married Parents, Time Travelers, Daters, Best Friends, Ninjas, Talon Mercenaries, and Goths; and Bus #3 contains the Slackers, Father & Son, Kindhearted Teenagers, Brothers, Insane Destructors, Part-Time Heroes, and Brother & Sister. And with that out of the way, let's check in on our top seven teams, who've just arrived at the geyser field.
Scene switches to the geyser field where we see the 1st bus arrive. The teams exit the bus and begin approaching the Don Box.
Atlanta: (reading the tip) It's an All-In. Broken Icelandic Telephone?
Don: (standing next to a voice box) For this All-In, teams must hold down the button on this speaker box to hear me say, "Please give me my next travel tip," in Icelandic. (he presses the button on top, which repeats the phrase in Icelandic)
Speaker Box: Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending.
Don: Then they must run across the geothermal field of hot springs… (a geyser erupts, which creates a transition where we see Don standing next to a local at the finish line) And repeat the sentence to this Icelandic local, with perfect pronunciation. (notices her outfit) Sweet sister of ducks, what on Earth are you wearing? (turns back towards the audience) If the teams manage to say the sentence correctly, they'll receive their next tip. But if they're wrong, they'll have to go all the way back to hear the sentence again.
We cut back to the top 7 teams as they're about to hear the phrase.
Kitty: Open your ears, here it comes. (she presses the button on the speaker box)
Speaker Box: Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending.
The top 7 then begin racing across the geyser field, some of whom are screaming their heads off, though Archie appears to be the most scared of all of them.
[Solo Confessional: Archie]
Archie: Why didn't anyone tell me that the challenge was going to feature boiling hot water shooting up from the ground?! I'm starting to think these challenges are pointed, because so far, every challenge has involved water in some form. If this becomes a trend, I may just have to call it quits. (sighs) Who am I kidding? I can't back down from a challenge.
[End Confessional]
Scene switches to the 2nd bus where we see Jay & Theresa and Cavendish & Dakota conversing.
Cavendish: So explain this psychic ability to us.
Theresa: Well, I've had for a while, but I didn't have much control over it until recently.
Dakota: Interesting. (hears some commotion going on near the front of the bus and notices Reaper & Widowmaker intimidating some of the teams; sarcastic) Great. The terror twins.
Jay: They have no right to treat people like that.
Cavendish: Don't pay attention to them. They'll try to target us. Plus, they really creep me out. (shudders)
Theresa: Well I can't just sit back and let them do that. (she gets up from her seat and begins walking towards them) Hey, knock it off, you two.
Widowmaker: Well, look at that. We have a little hero.
Reaper: This is none of your business. Walk on little girl, before I'm forced to hurt you.
Theresa: I'd like to see you try. (Reaper tries to hit her, but she easily grabs his fist and squeezes it, causing him growl in pain)
Lucy: Stop it. He's our leader. The almighty lord death.
Theresa: He's a monster and a bully. I can't just… (she gasps. She then has a vision)
Going through Reaper's memories, she sees he's forged an alliance with the Goths and Demoman & Pyro. She then sees Reaper telling Widowmaker about his plan to manipulate Haiku & Lucy into thinking he's the actual Grim Reaper, and how they plan to use them as pawns so they can make it all the way to the finale. She then breaks from her vision and steps back, trying to regain her bearings.
Reaper: (rubbing his hand) Next time, I won't go so easy on you. (he, Widowmaker, and the Goths walk away. Theresa then heads back to her seat)
Cavendish: That was quite the admirable thing you did.
Theresa: (distracted) Hmm. Oh, yeah, thanks. (Cavendish, Dakota, & Jay notice her behavior)
Jay: Theresa, are you alright?
Theresa: When I touched Reaper, I had a vision. (the Time Travelers and Jay seem intrigued) He's forged an alliance with Demoman & Pyro and Haiku & Lucy.
Dakota: Well that's not good. The scariest teams joining forces.
Theresa: It gets worse. Reaper intends to manipulate the Goths into thinking he's the actual Grim Reaper, so they'll do his bidding. He's going to use them to get him & Widowmaker to the finale.
Cavendish: My word. That's awful. What should we do?
Jay: We have to stop them. And we need to tell Haiku & Lucy that Reaper is lying to them.
Theresa: We can't just tell them right away. If we go to them without any proof, who's side do you think they'll take? Plus, that'll put a target on our backs.
Dakota: Good call. We'll have to gather hard evidence to bring them down. (the bus then stops) But first, let's do the challenge.
The middle 7 teams exit the bus and get started with the challenge. Once they've read the clue, they listen to the phrase and begin running across the geyser field. As they're running, Cavendish & Dakota just barely avoiding a geyser as it erupts.
Dakota: Well that's not good.
Cavendish: Don't worry, if we time it right, we can jump over the geysers before they erupt. (they get into positions as the geyser stops erupting) Now! (they jump, but the geyser erupts, causing them to be sent flying, screaming all the way)
Dakota: (faceplanting on the ground, along with Cavendish) Well that could've gone better.
We then see Atlanta & Archie running through the geyser field, but Archie is less than thrilled about it.
Archie: I'm freaking out, Atlanta. It's bad enough trying to swim, but boiling water shooting out of the ground?! Why?!
Atlanta: Come on, Archie. We can't give up. We gotta go. Get on my back.
Archie: What?
Atlanta: Jump on my back.
Archie: Huh? (Atlanta, rolling her eyes, picks up Archie and begins running across the geyser field at top speeds with him holding onto her. Although, he's screaming as geyser's erupt all around them. Soon, they manage to arrive at the finish line. Archie, still a little shaken up, gets off Atlanta's back) Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending. (the local gives them their next tip)
Atlanta: Nice work, Arch. (reading the tip) Take the helicopter to Vatnajökull National Park and find the next Don Box. (a helicopter arrives, and the Warriors enter)
Don: The Warriors have the lead, but now they'll have to wait. The helicopter will only depart once 6 teams are aboard.
Bus #3 arrives at the geyser field and the teams begin the challenge. Though, Homer seems to be holding everyone up.
Speaker Box: Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending.
Homer: (mistaking it for a drive-thru speaker) Wontons, rice, garlic shrimp, house noodles, and eggrolls, please.
Bart: (rolls his eyes) No time for that now. We gotta go. (they begin running as the other teams step up and listen to the phrase)
We see more teams running across the geyser field. Agent K manages to jump over a geyser with grace and accuracy, but Dick, while he's jumping, is launched into the air. Though, he seems to enjoy it.
Dick Daring: Look out below! (faceplants in front of the local, who gives a confused expression. He then stands up, completely unscathed, but has trouble remembering the phrase) Um, what was the phrase again? Uh…
Agent K: (appearing next to him) Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending. (the local gives her their next tip) You don't go undercover in Iceland and not pick up a few things. (they proceed to enter the helicopter)
We cut back to the geyser field where we see many of the teams doing their best to avoid the geysers. While they're racing across the field, Odie almost falls into a geyser, but Herry manages to grab him and jumps over the geyser before it erupts.
Odie: Thanks, Herry.
Herry: Don't mention it. (they land in front of the local) Okay, Odie, do your stuff. (as Odie begins saying the phrase, Fillmore & Ingrid come up behind them and Ingrid recites the phrase as well)
Ingrid & Odie: Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending. (they both seemed surprised as they both receive a tip. Herry & Fillmore are surprised as well)
Herry: Whoa, how'd you do that?
Ingrid & Odie: Photographic memory. (they appear surprised once more)
Odie: You have one to, huh?
Ingrid: Um, yep. I'm Third Ingrid… I-I mean, Thingrid Ird… I mean, Ingrid Third. Yeah, that's it. (they pause for a moment, awkwardly) Usually, this is the part where you introduce yourself.
Odie: Oh, right. Um, I'm Odie. (extends his hand, which Ingrid takes. As they shake, they look at each other and blush. Realizing they've probably shaken hands long enough, they let go. They then begin nervously looking around, trying to avoid eye contact) So… good luck.
Ingrid: Right… you too. (they both enter the helicopter. Fillmore & Herry look on with expressions of suspicion and confusion, respectively)
Fillmore: You saw all that, right?
Herry: Yeah. That was pretty weird. I've never seen Odie have a brain blip before.
Fillmore: Not that. Did you notice how they were looking at each other? Their awkward mannerisms? The fact that they forgot their own names. I think they like each other.
Herry: As in, "like like?"
Fillmore: Yeah. They "like like" each other.
Herry: Wow. Well, they do appear to be rather intelligent.
Fillmore: Yeah. Think we could find some way to get them together?
Herry: Let's do it. (they fist bump before joining their partners on the helicopter. When they leave, Jonny 2x4 & Rolf appear in front of the local)
Rolf: Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending. (the local gives him a tip) Icelandic is one of the many languages spoken in the old country, yes? Very popular.
Jonny 2x4: Nice work getting the sentence, Rolf. Although, Plank also memorized the phrase, so he could've gotten it right. (the local looks confused at the fact Jonny 2x4 is talking to a piece of wood)
Just then, a high-pitched scream in heard in the distance, causing Rolf to hold Jonny 2x4 in fear.
Rolf: It is the wail of the sirens in the hungry tree! A curse I say! (another scream is heard) The sirens call upon us! Quickly, we must do the belly bump, as it is the only way to appease them! (does one with Jonny 2x4, causing Jonny to be flung backwards)
Jonny 2x4: (to Plank) I don't get him either, buddy.
Rolf, terrified, quickly grabs Jonny 2x4 and runs onto the helicopter. We then cut to the geyser field where we see the scream was actually Caitlin, who's scared s***less and running around, trying to avoid the geysers.
[Confessional: Caitlin & Wyatt]
Caitlin: Geysers are hot water. These clothes are cold wash only. No one said there'd be real danger.
Wyatt: (to the camera) She gets a little wound up when it comes to her clothing getting ruin. She goes a little crazy.
[End Confessional]
We see Homer & Bart running across the geyser field, until Homer accidentally falls into a geyser.
Homer: Uh-oh. (tries to pull himself out, but he's stuck because of his weight)
Bart: Oh brother. Of course this had to happen to you. You eat like a hippopotamus.
Homer: Why you little- (begins strangling Bart. Just then, they hear a rumble) Uh-oh. (they're both launched into the air, screaming while they're doing so. That is, until Homer realizes something) Hey, I'm free. Woo-hoo! (Homer notices Bart with a cynical look on his face. Bart then points downwards) Oh yeah, gravity. (they fall back to Earth, screaming while they're doing so, and when they land, we see Bart is mostly unscathed, while Homer has gotten his head stuck in a geyser) D'oh! (Bart groans)
We then cut to the finish where we see Dudley & Kitty preparing to say the sentence.
Dudley: Vinsamlegast gefa mér…
Kitty: mina travel áblendeering. (the local shakes her head. Kitty growls in irritation. She and Dudley head back towards the beginning to try again. As they do, Cavendish & Dakota step up)
Cavendish: Vinsamlegast gefa mér…
Dakota: mina travel ásdenting. (the local slaps him across the face, offended by his comments)
[Confessional: Cavendish & Dakota]
Cavendish: What in devil's name did you say to her?
Dakota: (holding an ice pack to his face) I have no idea.
[End Confessional]
Caitlin & Wyatt step up to the local, though Caitlin looks a bit shaken up. However, she brightens up when she notices the woman's dress.
Caitlin: Is that an original Petroki? Oh, that is amazing. And the fact that you have the bod to pull it off shows that you've got what it takes to walk the runway. (touched by her comments, the local gives her & Wyatt their next tip)
Wyatt: Highly unorthodox, but amazingly effective. (they enter the helicopter)
Don: Now that the final team has receive a tip, the helicopter can now depart for Vatnajökull National Park. (the 1st helicopter leaves. Once it does, more teams step up to try and complete the challenge)
Jen: Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending? (the local gives her a tip) Yes!
Lucy: (appearing out of nowhere, along with Haiku) You finished? (Jen & Nikki scream when they appear. They both calm down when they realize it's the Goths)
Nikki: It's all yours. (they head towards the helicopter)
Lucy: Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending. (the local gives them a tip)
[Confessional: Haiku & Lucy]
Haiku: A lot of our favorite bands are from Iceland.
Lucy: We pretty much speak the language.
[End Confessional]
We soon get a montage of teams saying the phrase to the local. The Ninjas, Daters, Mother & Daughter, and Talon Mercenaries get the phrase correct, while Father & Son, Part-Time Heroes, and Slackers fail, forcing them to try again.
Don: The helicopter needs one more team in order for it to take off.
We see Star & Marco step up, preparing to say the phrase to the local.
Marco: Vinsamlegast GefA mér mina travel ábending. (the local gives them a tip)
Star: Yeah! Woo-hoo! We're not in last! (shoots a blast from her wand, which hits the helicopter, turning it into doves, much to everyone's shock) Whoops. My bad.
Don: (walking onto the scene) What the- Where's the helicopter?
Genji: Star accidentally blew it up.
Don: What?
Star: Well, technically I didn't blow it up, I just turned it into several doves with my wand.
Don: (facepalms) Come on, that cost a fortune to rent! (sighs) I'm in trouble. (turns on his earpiece) Send in the backup chopper.
Marco: Backup chopper? You had one just in case one was destroyed?
Don: No, it's just the third helicopter. We're going to have to cram you all into a single helicopter. (everyone groans)
Reaper: (sarcastic) That'll be fun.
Scene switches to Vatnajökull National Park where we see the top 6 teams arrive and race towards the Don Box.
Herry: It's an Either Or. Feast or Fossil?
Don: For this Either Or, teams can either dine a traditional Icelandic feast, or they can find and retrieve one of the intact fossils imbedded in the icy walls of this ice cave. Once there chosen task is complete, they must bring their intact fossil or empty platter… (scene switches to him standing on the Chill Zone) to the Chill Zone. Last team to arrive, may be out of the race.
Scene shows the top 6 teams going towards either challenge. The Kindhearted Teenagers, Safety Patrollers, Weirdos, and Warriors choose Feast, while the Complete Opposites and Married Parents choose Fossil. We cut to the Feast challenge where we see the teams arrive and lift up their platters.
Don: Traditional Icelandic Thanksgiving feasts consist of putrefied shark, pickled herring, cured ram, broiled puffin, and singed sheep head. (appearing on the scene, looking disgusted) Yikes! What are they giving thanks for?
Rolf: You crazy? This is an elegant feast. And they claim Turkey is the mightiest animal to feast upon. No one is truly a man, unless they've eaten the head of a lamb. (begins eating the sheep head) Oh, they even kept the eyeballs. A fine touch, yes? (he proceeds to eat the eyeballs, causing the teams to give a look of revolution, particularly the Kindhearted Teenagers)
Caitlin: Eww! No, we're not doing this. Let's switch to the Fossil challenge.
Wyatt: Good call. I get sick just looking at that.
Caitlin: Don't say that. If you get sick then I g- (she barfs, along with Wyatt)
They then proceed to head towards the Fossil challenge and begin to dig a fossil out of the ice. Though, they don't appear to be making much progress.
Caitlin: On the bright side, everyone's in the same boat. (they then see Herry punch the ice, causing to break, as if it was glass. He then grabs a fossil and he & Odie begin leaving. As they're leaving, Wyatt takes Herry's hand and begins inspecting it)
Wyatt: This ice is at least two feet thick and you're not even bleeding. Do you juice?
Herry: Whatever that is, I've never done it.
Wyatt: Then how do you explain what we just saw?
Herry: Um… good hormones? (nervously smiles and he & Odie proceed to leave, quickly)
Wyatt: Wow. That guy is strong.
Caitlin: And he's easy on the eyes. (lovingly sighs)
We cut to the Chill Zone where we see Herry & Odie check in.
Don: Herry & Odie take 1st place for the third time in a row. Congrats.
Herry: Alright! (raises his fists in the air in celebration, but accidentally lets go of the fossil, which falls on Odie's foot)
Odie: Ow! (begins holding his foot in pain)
Herry: (sheepish) Whoops. My bad. (grabs Odie and the fossil and proceeds to leave the mat. Don then turns to face the camera)
Don: With the top spot now out of circulation, the rest of the teams have to fight for their right to stay in the competition.
Scene switches to the All-In where we see that almost all the teams have completed the challenge and are getting ready to leave via helicopter. Only one team has yet to get onboard.
Demoman: Uh, Van- No, uh, Vinsamlegast gef… uh, no, it's Vinsamlegast ge-fin… (groans) Pyro, help me out here. (Pyro points to his mask and shrugs) Right. Okay. Vinsamlegast gefa mér mina travel ábending? (the local gives him a tip) Yes! Come on, Pyro. (they enter the helicopter, but are annoyed to see how cramped it is) Oh f***.
Ford: Mind your language. There are young ones present.
Bart: Don't have a cow, old man. I've heard worse.
Ronnie Anne: Same here.
Lucy: Ditto.
Ana: My word. (to Pharah) I'd hate to see what household those kids live in, if they've heard those curse words.
Pharah: (nods) And I thought you were a bad parent.
Ana: Yeah. (realizes what she said) Hey! I wasn't that bad. (Pharah looks at her incredulously) Okay, I'll admit I had some flaws and I told you not to follow in my footsteps and not to pursue your dreams, but at least I never said curse words right in front of you.
The 2nd helicopter departs and heads towards Vatnajökull National Park. Scene switches to the Feast challenge where we Rolf is basically gorging on the Feast, while Jonny is getting a few bites of fish in.
Jonny 2x4: Don't worry, Plank. I saved some for you too. (smears some food onto Plank's face, much to everyone's confusion)
Ingrid: Fillmore, are you seeing this?
Fillmore: Yeah. Only I can't believe it.
Atlanta: He knows it's just a piece of wood, right?
Rolf: (polishes off the platter) Delicious. Come, Jonny the Wood Boy, let us head towards the Zone of the Chill before the cat sours the basil. (they leave, while everyone looks on with confused looks)
Archie: Was he speaking English?
Ingrid: Um, I think so. (they continue with the challenge, as do Archie & Atlanta. Soon, however, Fillmore & Ingrid are done and head for the Chill Zone)
[Confessional: Fillmore & Ingrid]
Ingrid: Fillmore is a champion eater. He holds the title for the most sloppy joes eaten in one sitting.
Fillmore: Yeah. I'm still holding onto that title. Not even Joyce could defeat me.
[End Confessional]
We cut to the Chill Zone where we see the Weirdos and Safety Patrollers race on and off.
Don: 2nd (indicating the Weirdos), 3rd (indicating the Safety Patrollers). The top 3 positions have been taken, as the remaining 15 teams have now arrived at the park.
Scene shows the 2nd (formerly 3rd) helicopter arrive and the teams quickly racing towards the Don Box. They collect their tips and proceed to begin the Either Or. The teams doing the Feast challenge are the Slackers, Brother & Sister, Goths, Part-Time Heroes, T.U.F.F. Agents, and Father & Son; the teams doing the Fossil challenge are the Ninjas, Time Travelers, Brothers, Best Friends, Daters, Mother & Daughter, Monster Fighters, Insane Destructors, and Talon Mercenaries. We switch over towards the Fossil challenge where we see Reaper & Widowmaker having a hard time with the challenge.
Widowmaker: We're wasting our time. Why don't we just do the feast?
Reaper: A. It's gross. And B. The Goths are doing the challenge. I have to remove my mask when I'm eating. If they see me without my mask, they'll know I'm a fraud. We can't let them figure it out. They're our golden ticket to the finale.
Widowmaker: Right. (they continue with the challenge)
Little did they know; the Daters and Time Travelers were listening in on their conversation.
Theresa: You guys heard that, right?
Dakota: Yeah. That's actually some pretty good information.
Jay: If we can expose them, we can stop their plan before it's set in motion.
Cavendish: The question is: How? (the four of them ponder this. While they're doing so, Ford signals Cavendish to join him, which he does) What's going on?
Ford: Something odd happened a little while ago. During the Canada challenge, there was a news report involving the destruction of CN Tower. Then, all of a sudden, everything was back to normal, as if the time stream had been altered. (Cavendish looks surprised)
Cavendish: You remember that?
Ford: I had a feeling you and Dakota were behind that. After all, you two are labeled as the Time Travelers.
Cavendish: But how do you remember?
Ford: I had a metal plate drilled into my head. It protects me from mind control, though reading, and changes in the space-time continuum.
Cavendish: Interesting. So, what did you want to discuss?
Ford: I propose an alliance, between myself, Stan, and you two.
Cavendish: Four. We have an alliance with Jay & Theresa. Theresa remembers what happened as well.
Ford: What? How?
Cavendish: Psychic ability.
Ford: Alright. They can join us. Do we have a deal?
Cavendish: Sure. On one condition. You help us stop the Talon Mercenaries.
Ford: That guy who dresses like the Grim Reaper and that spider woman. Oh we'll definitely help you.
Cavendish: Perfect. (they shake hands)
Stan: (off screen) Hey Ford, I got a fossil.
Ford: Be right there. (to Cavendish) We'll keep you posted. (he leaves. Cavendish then returns towards Dakota and the Daters)
Dakota: Where'd you run off to?
Cavendish: Lady and Gentlemen, I think I have a plan on how we can stop Reaper & Widowmaker.
Scene switches to the Feast challenge where we see Archie & Atlanta have completed the challenge while the rest of the teams have made slow and steady progress. We also see Ronnie Anne force-feeding Bobby, who nearly barfs, but manages to swallow.
[Confessional: Bobby & Ronnie Anne]
Ronnie Anne: Normally, I wouldn't force-feed him, especially considering his light stomach. But because of the state he's in, and the fact that neither of us can lift a pickaxe, we'll have to do the Feast. (Bobby slightly jolts)
[End Confessional]
Soon, Brother & Sister complete the challenge and head towards the Chill Zone. We cut to the Goths, who don't seem to be giving a reaction to the disgusting feast in front of them. In fact, while the teams stare in revolution at the sight of the sheep's eyeballs, they simply eat them with so much as a gag. Soon after, Jude & Homer complete the challenge for their team and begin racing towards the Chill Zone. Scene switches to the Chill Zone where we see the teams that completed either challenge checking in.
Don: 4th place. (Atlanta & Archie high five)
5th! [Ford & Stan]
6th! [Bobby & Ronnie Anne]
7th! [Haiku & Lucy]
8th! [Jonesy & Jude]
9th! [Bart & Homer]
[Confessional: Haiku & Lucy]
Lucy: As soon as I saw the feast presented in front of us, I knew we'd win the challenge. I was so excited.
Haiku: Trust me, we're both excited.
[Switch Confessional: Bart & Homer]
Bart: Guess it pays to have a human garbage disposal system as a dad.
Homer: Why you little- (Bart begins running away as Homer chases him)
[End Confessional]
We cut to the Fossil challenge where we see Caitlin & Wyatt have completed the challenge and are sliding their fossil towards the exit.
Caitlin: My hands are freezing.
Wyatt: I know. Let's take a break. (they take a momentary break as they rub their hands in order to warm them up)
Caitlin: Alright, I'm good. Let's go. (when they look down, they see their fossil is no longer with them)
Wyatt: Huh? Where'd it go?
It turns out, while they were warming up their hands, they're fossil slid down the icy floors, away from them. And fortunately for another team, they came across it.
Dakota: Well look at that. (to Cavendish) And you were worried that we'd be eliminated.
Cavendish: I thought we were supposed to carve it out of the ice. Something doesn't seem right.
Dakota: The only thing that isn't right is us getting eliminated before we can complete our objective of saving the Goths and eliminated the Talon Mercenaries. Let's go. (they leave. As they leave, Caitlin & Wyatt arrive at their location)
Caitlin: It should be around here somewhere.
We switch over towards the Chill Zone where we see more teams check in.
Don: 10th! (Jen & Nikki high five)
11th! [Jay & Theresa]
12th! [Hanzo & Genji]
13th! [Demoman & Pyro]
We see Cavendish & Dakota approaching the Chill Zone with Caitlin & Wyatt's fossil.
Don: Time Travelers take 14th. (they breathe sighs of relief)
Wyatt: (appearing along with Caitlin) Um, actually, that's our fossil.
Cavendish: Drat. I knew something was wrong.
Dakota: (sighs) Fine. (he's about to give it back to them when Don stops him)
Don: No sharsies. (to Caitlin & Wyatt) You'll have to try again.
Wyatt: But…
Don: Don't care.
Caitlin: That's not…
Don: Don't care. (leaves. Caitlin & Wyatt groan in annoyance)
Dakota: Whoops.
Cavendish: Our mistake. (they leave as well)
Caitlin: There's no way we'll be able to dig out another fossil in time.
Wyatt: Then, we'll have to eat the feast. (Caitlin holds back puke and swallows it back down)
Caitlin: I'm going to regret this.
We soon get a montage of teams completing either challenge while Caitlin & Wyatt eat the feast, trying their best not to barf. Scene shows the order in which the teams arrived at the Chill Zone.
15th! [Star & Marco]
16th! [Reaper & Widowmaker]
17th! [Dudley & Kitty]
18th! [Ana & Pharah]
19th! [Agent K & Dick Daring]
20th! [Penn & Sashi]
Soon, Caitlin & Wyatt arrive at the Chill Zone, on the verge of puking.
Don: Well, Caitlin & Wyatt I'm sorry to tell you that you're the last team to arrive. But I'm happy to report that this is a non-elimination leg. You're still in game.
Caitlin: (gasps) You mean, I hate that disgusting feast for nothing?! (she lunges at Don and begins attacking him, as Wyatt watches on with shock and horror)
Don: Aw, help, security! Next time on… Ow! The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover… Egypt. (Caitlin continues to beat him up. Sashi soon shows up on the scene and sees what's happening)
Sashi: Huh. The girl's got spunk. I can respect that.
Well, that was a doozy. Sorry it took so long to post. I had some conflicting schedules, so I wasn't able to post it last week. Hopefully, this chapter makes up for my tardiness. Hope this chapter was humorous. I liked this episode, and I liked writing this chapter. Sometimes, the episodes from the show make it too easy for me to write these chapters. Not that that's a problem. And as you noticed, there are some new features to the game, including the alliance between the Brothers, Time Travelers, and Daters, and the potential romance blossoming between Odie & Ingrid. I plan to dive into both parties going forward. And how will I take down Reaper & Widowmaker? You'll see. As always, please like and review and I'll see you all next time. Bless.
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