The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 7: Walk Like An Egyptian
Don: Last time, on The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover! Our teams got geysered in Iceland. Ha! What fun! Then they either had to chip out a fossil or chow down an Icelandic Thanksgiving feast. Herry & Odie came in first for the third time in a row. A new alliance formed between the Daters, Time Travelers, and Brothers, and a potential relationship began to blossom among Ingrid & Odie. After a mishap involving Cavendish & Dakota accidentally taking Caitlin & Wyatt's fossil, they had to chow down on a disgusting feast, but they still ended up in last. However, they were spared elimination, and I learned not all girls hit like girls. (we see he's holding an ice pack to his eye) I survived that, but one team won't survive this installment of, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
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Don: (sporting a black eye) Welcome back to Iceland. Soon, we'll be leaving this for a much warmer climate. And starting off this episode, with their third 1st place finish under their belt, are the Complete Opposites. Ready? Go!
Herry & Odie step up to the Don Box, pressed the button on top, and received their next tip.
Odie: (reading the tip) Make your to your next destination, Cairo, Egypt.
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Don: Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs. Home to riches, gods, and countless wonders, including the last remaining wonder of the ancient world, the Pyramids of Giza, which is where our teams are heading. When they arrive, they'll find their next Don Box located outside the pyramids.
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Herry & Odie proceed to the airport. As they do, more teams step up to the Don Box, collect their tips, and begin making their way towards the airport. Soon, the teams arrived at the airport and book themselves onto one of two flights.
Don: Flight #1 contains the Complete Opposites, Weirdos, Safety Patrollers, Warriors, Brothers, Brother & Sister, Goths, Slackers, and Father & Son; flight #2 contains the Best Friends, Daters, Ninjas, Insane Destructors, Time Travelers, Monster Fighters, Talon Mercenaries, T.U.F.F. Agents, Mother & Daughter, Married Parents, Part-Time Heroes, and Kindhearted Teenagers.
Scene switches to flight #1 where we see the teams have gotten themselves situated. However, a gurgling sound is heard.
Stan: What's that sound?
Ronnie Anne: I'm not sure. However, I doubt that's a good sound.
Jude: That little dudette would be correct. (he farts, causing several of the teams to cough and gag)
Atlanta: Come on, man! That's nasty!
Fillmore: Dawg, that stinks!
Bobby: My eyes! It stings!
Ingrid: If you'll excuse me, I'm going towards the toilet where it smells better. (she gets up, and notices Odie getting up as well. They lock eyes and smile)
Scene switches to flight #2 where we see the Time Travelers and Daters conversing.
Jay: We need to find a way to stop Reaper & Widowmaker.
Cavendish: Indeed. Ford & I came up with a plan. (he pulls out a small piece of folded paper and unfolds it, revealing a giant blueprint with several instructions written on it) What do you think?
Theresa: (touches the paper and immediately has a vision) This plan is doomed to fail.
Cavendish: Dang it. And it took so long to fit this in my pocket.
Dakota: So what now?
Jay: I don't know. We'll just have to let fate be our guide.
Scene switches back to the first flight where we see Ingrid & Odie talking while Fillmore & Herry watch from a distance.
Fillmore: Wow. They're vibing, hard.
Herry: How are they not a couple?
Fillmore: It's probably, Ingrid. She feels that if she gets in a relationship with someone, it'll disrupt her plans and lead her astray, causing her to lose focus on her job.
Herry: Well, it's could also be Odie. After all, he has trouble when it comes to girls. Especially pretty ones.
Fillmore: In that case, we're gonna need to work hard if we want to get them together.
Herry: Sounds like a plan. (they fist bump)
Scene shows the first flight landing and the teams racing out of the airport. They get into taxis and proceed towards the Pyramids of Giza. Scene switches to the Pyramids of Giza where we see the teams arrive and race towards the Don Box.
Archie: It's an All-In.
Don: For this All-In, teams must enter the pyramid, (scene switches to the inside of the pyramid) and navigate their way through the caverns and tombs of the pyramid to the exit. Once they exit the pyramid, they'll find the next Don Box and can proceed to collect their next tip. The catch? There are multiple pathways in the pyramid, all of which contain tricks and traps (Note: He puts a lot of emphasis on the word, "trick"). However, if the teams are lucky, they can exit the pyramid quickly and safety, and then proceed towards the Nile River, where the next Don Box is located.
The teams enter the pyramid and come across the entryway to multiple passages.
Jonesy: Um, can anyone read these, because it's all gibberish to me. (everyone turns towards Odie)
Odie: Don't look at me. I study Greek mythology, not Egyptian.
Ford: I got this. (notices the symbols above each pathway) Each pathway is marked with a symbol. (points at a symbol) That's the symbol of Anubis, the God of Death; (points at a different symbol) that's the symbol of Ra, the Sun God; (points at a different symbol) Montu, the God of War; (points at a different symbol); Khepri, the God of Scarab Beetles; (points at a different symbol); Selket, the Goddess of Scorpions; (points at a different symbol) and Thmei, the Goddess of Freedom.
Bobby: (shaken up by the other passageways) Um, I vote we go down the path to Freedom. All in favor?
Everyone: (raising their hands) Aye!
Ford: Okay, let's go. (they begin heading down the pathway. However, Fillmore notices Ingrid isn't with the rest of the group)
Fillmore: Ingrid? (begins going back the way he came. Herry & Odie notice Fillmore going back towards the entryway and turn back as well. The trio find Ingrid observing some of the hieroglyphics inscribed on the walls) Ingrid? What are you doing?
Ingrid: I was looking over the hieroglyphics and I found a message. "For those who enter, heed this grave warning. The pathways aren't what they appear to be, so be careful what you choose, and beware the dangers that lay before you." (everyone looks at her, surprised) I studied hieroglyphics back at my old school.
Fillmore: Just when you think you know someone.
Herry: So what does that mean? That pathway isn't the safest way?
Ingrid: Indeed. (begins reading more of the hieroglyphics) Hmm. Interesting. It says, "The safest way out of the pyramid is through the pathway of Harpocrates."
Herry: Who?
Ingrid: The God of Secrets.
Fillmore: But there are only 6 pathways.
Ingrid: Yeah. I know.
Odie: (notices something) Hang on. (approaches one of the stones) This stone isn't as worn-down as the others. (he presses it, causing it to be pushed into the wall, thus revealing a secret pathway) The God of Secrets. Clever.
Ingrid: Nice work, Odie.
Odie: Thanks. (they realize they're looking at each other, blush, and turn away awkwardly) Um… shall we?
Ingrid: Hmm. Oh yeah. (they begin running down the secret passageway, with Herry & Fillmore following close behind)
Herry: Getting those two together it going to be tougher than we thought.
Fillmore: Don't worry. With any luck, those two will come together. Somehow.
Scene switches to the Warriors, Brothers, Brother & Sister, Goths, Slackers, and Father & Son still looking for the exit.
Ronnie Anne: Are you sure we're going the right way?
Ford: I believe so. We should continue forward. It's our best bet. (soon, they enter a chamber. When they do, flames light up, revealing the room contains a statue of Anubis. Some of the teams freak out when they see this)
Bobby: (screams) Dios mio! What the heck is that?
Ford: That's Anubis. The God of Death.
Lucy: Gasp. The god himself. (she & Haiku step forward and begin bowing) We hope to meet you one day. We are not worthy. (the other teams are creeped out by this)
Jonesy: Okay, they're creeping me out.
Jude: You and me both, dude. (Jude steps on something, which he discovers is a secret switch hidden on the floor. Anubis' legs open up, revealing a hidden passageway)
Jonesy: Well, look at that. We found out exit. Let's go. (Ford then stops him)
Ford: It can't be that simple. (at that moment, several blocks with Egyptian symbols appear) It's a booby trap. (Jonesy snickers) What?
Jonesy: You said, "booby." (Ford looks at him sternly. Jonesy then looks away, sheepishly)
Ford: One wrong step, and we're done for. (looks over each symbol and steps on them methodically, while reciting a phrase) "The boats… of Ra… sail straight… today. Take… the wrong… boat… man… will pay. (manages to get to the other side unharmed) Okay, the rest of you do it exactly the way I did it.
The others, to the best of their ability, slowly cross the trap, trying not to step on the wrong tile and get themselves killed in the process. They also manage to get out of their scot free, but at the last minute, Homer loses his balance, and lands on the wrong tile.
Homer: Whoops. That's my bad.
Ford: Uh oh. (at that moment, the pyramid begins rumbling and the corridor begins falling apart)
Stan: Everyone cheese it! (everyone begins running down a long corridor as it falls apart behind them. They eventually enter a chamber with two boats on two pathways)
Ford: The boats of Ra. One of these boats will lead us to freedom; the other one will lead us to our deaths.
Jonesy: Come again?
Atlanta: (notices something) Archie! (Atlanta begins pushing a block with a jade scarab beetle on top into a center stone) Help me push this into place. (Archie begins helping her) The rest of you, get onto the boat.
Ronnie Anne: Which one?
Ford: The one on the right. (everyone does so)
Archie & Atlanta put the two jade scarab beetles into place, which sends the boats on their way towards the exit or towards their doom. Atlanta grabs Archie and sprints onto the boat that leads to the exit. The teams hold on for dear life as they exit the pyramid. When they do, they begin screaming, as they're approaching the ground at very high speeds. They soon crash land in the sand, but thankfully they're unharmed, probably because sand is incredibly soft.
Atlanta: Is everyone all right?
Jude: (sticking his thumb out from under the sand; muffled) I'm good.
Homer: Woo-hoo! We're the first ones out.
Herry: Actually, we are. (the others are surprised to see the Safety Patrollers and Complete Opposites are already out of the pyramid) Though we saw what happened to you guys. Looks like we missed all the fun.
Ingrid: What happened?
Bart: My dad activated a booby trap and we had to race like hell to get out of there.
Homer: Son, what have I told you about using bad language.
Bart: So what? At least I don't humiliate myself on a daily basis.
Homer: Why you little- (Homer's about to strangle Bart when Bart stops him)
Bart: Witnesses. (Homer looks around and sees everyone looking at them. Homer then proceeds to hug Bart, in order to gain an alibi for his position) So, what's the next challenge?
Odie: We haven't checked yet.
Atlanta: Well, let's go. (the teams proceed towards the next Don Box. Atlanta then notices the Goths, Slackers, and Brothers are following them) Are you guys coming?
Haiku: We're waiting for our alliance.
Ford; Same with us.
Jonesy: We're just waiting for our friends, and my girlfriend.
Atlanta: Okay. It's your funeral. (she proceeds to continue with the others)
Don: As the top 6 teams head towards the second challenge, the second plane has touched down.
Scene switches to the airport where we see the 2nd flight landing and the teams racing out of the airport. They enter taxis and proceed towards the All-In. We switch to the Kindhearted Teenagers cab where we see Caitlin primping and Wyatt tuning his guitar. However, as they're on their way to the pyramids, their cab hits a sharp rock, causing the tire to go flat.
Wyatt: Ah man. When it comes to cabs, we really know how to pick 'em.
Caitlin: (gets out of the car and, due to the heat and humidity, her hair frizzes up. She screams) This is horrible.
Wyatt: I think that's called the dandelion effect.
Caitlin: I'm going to need at least several hours to get my hair back into position. (Wyatt facepalms)
Scene switches to the Pyramids of Giza where we see the rest of the teams arrive and collect their tips.
Jen: Let's go. (they enter the pyramid and begin observing the hieroglyphics) Which way do we go?
Ana: The hieroglyphics will show the way. I can read them. I am Egyptian after all. (begins reading the hieroglyphics) That way. (points down the passageway of "freedom") Let's go. (they're about to enter when they see the path is blocked up ahead) Alright, let's try another way. (they choose the passageway of war. However, they soon discover there's a giant hole in front of them)
Nikki: I didn't realize Egyptians had so many traps.
Ana: Third time's the charm? (they choose the passageway of Ra. However, Dakota notices Cavendish observing the hieroglyphics)
Dakota: Um, aren't you coming with us?
Cavendish: Dakota, I was overlooking the hieroglyphics and I found that there's a secret passageway. (presses down on a stone, which reveals the secret corridor) Tally ho. (the Time Travelers proceed towards the exit)
Scene switches to the teams (minus the Time Travelers and the Kindhearted Teenagers) arriving in a room.
Pharah; Maybe we chose the wrong corridor. (at that moment, a rumbling sound occurs) What's going on? (several beetles then appear) Scarabs!
Nikki: What's the big deal? They're just bugs.
Pharah: Bugs that eat human flesh. They'll consume a live human in less than two seconds.
Jen: RUN! (everyone begins running for their lives, with the beetles in pursuit. However, they're quickly closing in. Seeing no other alternative, Hanzo activates his ultimate ability)
Hanzo: Ryuu ga waga teki wa kurae. (fries the beetles with his ultimate ability) Fatality. Hanzo wins.
Genji: Great quote, wrong game.
Hanzo: Couldn't resist. (they proceed towards another room)
Scene switches to the next room, which contains several hieroglyphics, weapons, jewels, and a giant door.
Kitty: Looks like we've found our way out. (tries opening the door) They won't budge.
Dudley: Let me try something. (runs at top speed towards the door, aiming his head at them, but when they collide, he basically just injures himself; dizzy) That didn't work.
Kitty: What were you doing?
Dudley: I was using my head. That's what that expression means, right? (collapses; Kitty facepalms)
Agent K: (looking at one of the inscriptions) This must be the way to open the door.
Dick Daring: Great observation, honey. You look that over while I admire this gem I found. (holds up a glowing red gem)
Agent K: Hmm, interesting. It says, "Place the glowing red gem into the center of the door to open it…"
Dick Daring: (shrugs his shoulders and places the gem into the center of the door) And that's the end of that chapter.
Agent K: "And release the Scorpion King, one of the most feared beings in Egyptian mythology."
Theresa: You'd think they'd put that part first. (suddenly, the area begins rumbling. The door opens, and out steps a creature with the head and torso of a human, and the claws, legs, and tail of a scorpion. This was the Scorpion King)
Scorpion King: من يجرؤ على إيقاظي؟ (Who dares wake me?) (looks at the group, sizing them up, and merely smirks) سيكون هذا سهلاً. (This will be easy.) (begins advancing towards Demoman, Pyro, Reaper, and Widowmaker)
Reaper: What do we do?
Widowmaker: You're asking me?
Demoman: قف. انتظر. (Stop. Wait.) (the Scorpion King stops his pursuit, surprised that Demoman can speak Arabic, as is everyone else. He then begins speaking in Arabic, though no one's able to understand him)
Pharah: What's he saying, mom?
Ana: I thought you knew?
Pharah: Whatever he's saying, I don't think it's good. (Demoman finishes what he's saying, and the Scorpion King turns to face the other teams) Oh dear.
Theresa then gasps as she has a vision. She sees a man observing a tattoo on his arm that is similar to one featured on a hieroglyphic of a male. He then looks at the rest of the hieroglyphics, which depict the man in the hieroglyphics using a mystical spear to kill the Scorpion King. Her vision ends, just as she's about to be stabbed by the Scorpion King's tail.
Jay: Theresa, look out! (he pushes her out of the way and blocks his blow with his sword) I've already been poisoned once before. I'm not going to let that happen again. (begins blocking the Scorpion King's blows with his sword. However, he manages to knock the sword out of Jay's hand before tail whacking him into a wall. The Scorpion King's about to strike when Genji blocks his blow)
Genji: That's cutting it close. (the Scorpion King launches his stinger at Genji, but when it hits his chest, it doesn't pierce his armor, surprising the Scorpion King) You may be dangerous, but even you can't defend yourself from this. (activates his ultimate ability) Ryujin no ken wo kurae!
Scorpion King: (frightened) سحر أسود. أين تعلمت ذلك؟ (Dark magic. Where did you learn that?)
Genji launches his projectile at the Scorpion King. The Scorpion King covers his face with his claws and manages to break apart Genji's attack.
Scorpion King: كان ذلك مثيرا للإعجاب. لكن اسمحوا لي أن أريكم ما أنا قادر عليه. (That was impressive. But let me show you what I'm capable of.) (reaches to the sky, and black sand begins protruding from his body) قم يا جيشي! استيقظ واخدم سيدك. (Arise, my army! Awaken, and serve your master.)
Penn: Well that's not good.
Scene switches outside where we see Ford & Stan, Jonesy & Jude, and Haiku & Lucy still waiting for their teammates.
Stan: This is taking forever. Think we should just go ahead and proceed towards the next challenge?
Lucy: I'd rather where pink. We're still going to wait for our alliance members.
Jonesy: Your funeral. We're going towards the next challenge.
Ford: Us too. (at that moment, Cavendish & Dakota exit the pyramid through the secret pathway) Well, that's good timing. Cavendish, Dakota, I see you used the secret passageway.
Cavendish: Indeed. A shame no one else did.
Dakota: So, what's the challenge?
Stan: We were about to head over to the Nile river and find out. We didn't go right away because we were waiting for you.
Cavendish: Well that awfully kind of you.
Jonesy: Yeah, yeah, enough chit-chat. Let's go. (they're about to leave when the ground begins rumbling) What was that? (they then notice a thick black cloud approaching them) A storm? Here?
Jude: That wasn't in the forecast.
Dakota: I didn't think it rained here.
Ford: Uh, guys. That's not a storm. (everyone looks worried when they notice it's getting bigger) That's an army.
We then get a closeup view where we see the black cloud is an army of Anubis soldiers, rapidly approaching the teams.
Lucy: Gasp. It's an army of the dead.
Haiku: Awesome.
Jonesy: We gotta get out of here!
Stan: I'm down with that. (the Brothers, Time Travelers, and Slackers begin running. However, they notice the Goths aren't following them) Oh. You've got to be kidding me. (grabs the two of them and begins running)
Scene switches to the Nile River where we see the Complete Opposites, Safety Patrollers, Warriors, Weirdos, Father & Son, and Brother & Sister arrive. You can tell how tired they are due to the heat and humidity.
Atlanta: Man, who knew it would be so far from the Pyramids to the Nile River.
Rolf: This hot weather makes Rolf's flesh shed tears of impurity.
Bobby: Que calor, it's hot.
Ronnie Anne: No es una broma, Bobby.
Homer: (gasping for air) I think I'm hallucinating. (his eyes begin swirling colors and he sees he's now in a land where everything is made completely out of chocolate. He begins skipping around while taking a bite out of a few houses and animals, all of which are several variations of chocolate. We cut back to reality where we see, Bart looking at his father in embarrassment as he's eating sand)
Bart: Come on, dad. The water's not too far away. (they get to the water where we see several teams begin drinking straight from the Nile)
Herry: (drinks the water) Blech. This water tastes terrible. (continues drinking)
Fillmore: Well now that we're here. Let's get started with the challenge.
Archie: If the next challenge involves water, I swear the gods on Mt. Olympus… (he then notices Jonesy, Jude, Cavendish, Dakota, Ford, & Stan (who's still carrying Haiku & Lucy) running towards them at an alarmingly quick pace) Um, are they running unusually fast, particularly for this heat?
Odie: You're right, Archie. That's kind of strange.
Dakota: (approaching the group while yelling at the top of his lungs) JACKAL DEMONS! JACKAL DEMONS!
Herry: What's he saying?
Bobby: I thinking he said, "Snackal Freeman," whatever that means.
Ingrid: Actually, I think he said… (she realizes what he said, and gets a look of shock on her face. The others soon get looks of worry when they hear a rumbling sound. They then see, not too far behind the Brothers, Goths, Time Travelers, and Slackers, is the Anubis army)
Homer: Uh oh.
Herry: Everyone, to the river. (they're about to enter when several Nile crocodiles pop out of the river and almost bite our teams' legs off) Back to dry land. (they turn and see the Anubis army quickly approaching)
Ronnie Anne: What do we do?!
Archie: We fight.
Bobby: Are you crazy?
Archie: Possibly. But I've been itching to get in a good fight.
Atlanta: Same with me.
Herry: Alright. If we're not doing anything else, let's take down these bastards. (everyone looks surprised by Herry's choice of words) What? No one else was going to say it.
Bart: I would've.
Fillmore: Come on, let's take these guys. (they run towards the battle, weapons and fists out and ready. They run past the Brothers, Slackers, Goths, and Time Travelers, who stop and see them head straight into battle)
Jonesy: Are they out of their minds?
Stan: Yeah. And you know what… (drops the Goths) So am I. (begins running towards the army as well)
Ford: Let's do this.
Dakota: Sweet. A battle.
Cavendish: Oh why not.
Jude does a warrior cry as they race into battle. Jonesy, hesitant at first, eventually concedes.
Jonesy: (groans) What am I doing? (races into battle as well)
Soon, both sides collide and begin battling each other. With every hit, they manage to disintegrate the Anubis soldiers. However, they just seem to keep coming, no matter what everyone throws at them.
Herry: There are too many of them.
Bobby: We're doomed.
Odie: (looks at Ingrid, who looks back at him with fear in her eyes, and he gains inspiration and confidence) Not necessarily. (pulls a boombox out of his bag and turns it on. Soon, it begins playing, "Baby I Love Your Way," by Big Mountain. Everyone, including the Anubis soldiers, look confused) Hey Ingrid. (she turns to face him) You like to dance?
Ingrid figures out what Odie's getting at and they begin dancing. Soon, the begin taking out the soldiers, leading to the teams and the soldiers to realize what they're doing. At the Anubis soldiers try to take them out, they manage to put on an impressively choreographed, well-timed, spectacular dance performance that also manages to take out nearly half of the Anubis soldiers.
We cut back to the pyramid where we see the teams still inside the pyramid (minus the Insane Destructors and Talon Mercenaries, who manage to escape unseen) are battling the Scorpion King, but they've barely scratched him.
Jen: This guy's unstoppable.
Marco: How will we ever stop him?
Star: With this. (shoots him with a blast from her wand, which doesn't do any damage to him) Okay, that work. Wait, I have an idea. Quick, someone think of something. (everyone looks incredulous)
Kitty: Seriously, that's your plan?
Dudley: No, I think she's onto something.
Dick Daring: Indeed. (Agent K & Kitty facepalm)
Theresa: Actually, I know of a way. It's on that wall over there. (points at a nearby wall, which features the same hieroglyphics that were featured in her vision) Ana, can you translate?
Ana: Of course, young one.
Jay: Good, we'll hold him off. Pharah, protect your mom.
Pharah: I will protect the innocent. (the teams charge into battle as Ana translates the hieroglyphics) What's it say, mom?
Ana: It says, "A Medjay warrior who can activate the Spear of Osiris can use its powers to kill the Scorpion King." (looks at that image when she notices the tattoo of Medjay warrior in the hieroglyphic) I know that tattoo. Fareeha. You bare that tattoo. From your father.
Pharah: What? (Ana takes the armor off of her arm, which reveals a tattoo which looks exactly like the one depicted in the hieroglyphic) I'm the chosen one. (Ana smiles) I knew I was destined for greatness. But where's the Spear of Osiris? (at that moment, several weapons drop onto the ground, one of them begin an object that resembles a scroll. Pharah picks it up, causing it to glow. Soon, two ends appear, revealing itself to be the Spear of Osiris) I guess that answers my question.
She then notices everyone getting flung by the Scorpion King, leaving Ana & Pharah as the only two left standing. He then notices Pharah's barring the Spear of Osiris.
Scorpion King: رمح أوزوريس. (The Spear of Osiris) (begins charging towards her, but she stands her ground)
Pharah: Come and get me. (she then activates her jets as the Scorpion King swats at her, causing him to gain a look of surprise to see her hovering overhead. He then sees the tattoo on her eye)
Scorpion King: انت ابنة رع. (You are the daughter of Ra) (begins climbing the walls and jumping from one location to the next, trying to grab her, with her managing to avoid him each time)
He soon begins inching closer, but then, she uses her rocket barrage to knock him back. And then, she deactivates her jets and lunges towards the Scorpion King, stabbing him through the heart with the Spear of Osiris.
Scorpion King: (with his dying breathe, recites a chant) أنوبيس. إذا كنت تسمعني ، استجب صلاتي. لقد أخطأت ، ليس فقط مع نفسي ، ولكن لشعبي. لقد دفعت غضبي وجشعي ، كل ذلك لأنني فقدت حبي. أنوبيس ، اسمح لي أن أتحرر من هذا الجسد ، حتى ألتقي مرة أخرى بحبي ، كاساندرا.
Pharah: Time to send you back to the underworld with your army, you bug.
Ana: Actually, he's an arachnid, not a bug.
Pharah: Whatever. (removes the Spear, causing him to disintegrate into black sand and be sent into the underworld)
We cut to outside the pyramid where we see Odie & Ingrid managing to defeat more Anubis soldiers while dancing. Soon, they disintegrate as well, and are sent back to the underworld.
Ingrid: Well, that was fun.
Odie: Yeah. It was. (they look at each, smiling, before looking away awkwardly)
Jonesy: Oh for the love of- Dude, don't just stand there. Kiss her! (Odie looks surprised. Ingrid, deciding not to waste any more time, kisses him)
Odie: (breaks away from the kiss) Well, that thrilling. Um, maybe when we're done with this race, we could go somewhere and do something, sometime. Or we could go somewhere else and something else, some other time.
Ingrid: Both sound good. (they kiss once more, as everyone watches on)
Fillmore: Well, looks like our work here is done.
Herry: What exactly did we do?
Fillmore: Nothing.
Herry: What?
Fillmore: It you've seen movies that deal with these matters, you should know the friends who try to make the relationship possible always make things worse. If you want two people to get together, butt out and let them come to each other.
Herry: Huh. Reasonably good advice.
At that moment, Reaper & Widowmaker and Demoman & Pyro appear. Reaper groans in disappointment when he sees no one's dead.
Reaper: Drat. They should've murdered you all.
Jonesy: Nice that you're showing concern for our well-being, oh mighty lord, death.
Lucy: Do not taunt him. He shall send your soul down to the underworld for that remake.
Stan: Oh for the love of, he's not the Grim Reaper! He's a fraud! A liar! He's been tricking you two since day one!
Reaper: That's completely untrue. Kids, who're going to believe? An insignificant old man, who sells bogus s***, or me? (Haiku & Lucy are about to answer when Dakota approaches him)
Dakota: Before you answer, may I ask you something? (out of nowhere, he kicks Reaper in the cojones, causing him to drop to the ground in pain) If he was the real Grim Reaper, who he have felt that? (seeing this, Haiku & Lucy gasp in shock and revulsion)
Haiku: You're not the Grim Reaper.
Reaper: Of course… I… am. (tries getting up, though he's struggling) I'm… the Grim… Reaper.
Lucy: You're not fooling anyone. You're a liar, and a murderer, and we will no longer follow you. (they proceed to join with the others, leaving Reaper, Widowmaker, Pyro, and Demoman by themselves)
Demoman: Well that was an upturn for the worse. (soon, everyone arrives and joins up with the others. At that moment, Don appears, clearly agitated)
Don: What's taking everyone so f***ing long?! It's been three hours and you haven't even begun the second challenge.
Pharah: We can explain. We accidentally released the Scorpion King, he raised his army of Anubis warriors, we battled them and the Scorpion King, I discovered I'm a Medjay warrior, I killed the Scorpion King with the Spear of Osiris, and we sent them to the underworld.
Odie: And I have a girlfriend.
Don: Wow, I can't believe it. Odie got a girlfriend?
Cavendish: Really? That's what you got from that?
Don: Come on, facing the Scorpion King? That's just you're average Tuesday. Anyway, let's get started with the next challenge. (everyone scrambles to grab the next tip)
Agent K: (reading the tip) It's a Superteam challenge.
Don: For this Superteam challenge, teams must combine forces and build a raft that take them across the Nile River to the Chill Zone on the other side. (points to the Chill Zone on the other side of the river) But they have to worry about two things. First, the Nile River is plagued with man-eating crocodiles. (a crocodile emerges from the water, which almost eats Don, causing him to scream like a little girl) The other danger is the treat of elimination.
Soon, the Superteams are formed. They consist of the Brothers, Time Travelers, and Daters; the Safety Patrollers, Complete Opposites, and Mother & Daughter; the T.U.F.F. Agents, Married Parents, and Warriors; the Monster Fighters, Weirdos, and Ninjas; the Best Friends, Slackers, and Part-Time Heroes; and the Goths, Brother & Sister, and Father & Son. This leaves the Talon Mercenaries and Insane Destructors without their third team.
Widowmaker: I think we're missing someone.
Don: You're right. (looks around) Where's Caitlin & Wyatt?
Sashi: Come to think of it, I haven't seen them since we left the airport.
Wyatt: Hey. (they suddenly appear, startling the teams)
Jude: Dude, where've you been? You missed an epic battle. It was awesome!
Jonesy: And slightly terrifying. But seriously, where were you?
Wyatt: We got a flat tire on the way over to the Pyramids and Caitlin had a hair emergency.
Caitlin: Yep. But that crisis has been averted, and my hair is perfection once more.
Don: Well, you're just in time. Now go and join your Superteam. (Don leaves. Caitlin & Wyatt then turn towards the Insane Destructors and Talon Mercenaries, who are smiling mischievously)
Wyatt: (sarcastic) Well this'll be fun.
Soon, the teams get to building their rafts. After a while, Mother & Daughter, the Complete Opposites, and Safety Patrollers finish their raft and begin rowing towards the Chill Zone, with Pharah's jet boosters and Herry's strength giving them a distinct advantage. They manage to get to the other side in no time, checking into the Chill Zone.
Don: Mother & Daughter take 1st, Herry & Odie are in 2nd, and Fillmore & Ingrid take 3rd. Congratulations. Not a bad way to end the leg after saving the world, and finding love.
Pharah: Indeed.
Odie: Not a bad way at all. (all three teams leave the mat)
Soon, more Superteams begin finishing their rafts and begin sailing towards the Chill Zone, managing to avoid several crocs. Scene shows the order in which they arrived.
4th! [Jay & Theresa]
5th! [Cavendish & Dakota]
6th! [Ford & Stan]
7th! [Archie & Atlanta]
8th! [Dudley & Kitty]
9th! [Agent K & Dick Daring]
10th! [Hanzo & Genji]
11th! [Jonny 2x4 & Rolf]
12th! [Star & Marco]
13th! [Jen & Nikki]
14th! [Penn & Sashi]
15th! [Jonesy & Jude]
Don: With placements winding down, things are getting fierce.
We see the bottom six teams have finished with their rafts, which barely float, and begin rowing at top speeds in order to avoid elimination. The Talon Mercenaries, Insane Destructors, and Kindhearted Teenagers' raft begins sinking, giving the Goths, Father & Son, and Brother & Sister's raft a small lead, allowing for them to get to the Chill Zone before the other Superteam.
Don: Brother & Sister 16th, Father & Son 17th, and Goths 18th. That leaves three teams. Which one will be eliminated?
Soon, the teams dock and begin racing towards the Chill Zone, but before they reach it, Widowmaker trips up Wyatt & Caitlin, allowing for her & Reaper and Demoman & Pyro to make it onto the Chill Zone before them.
Don: Talon Mercenaries 19th, Insane Destructors 20th. Still in the game, unfortunately. (they leave the mat, not saying a word. Caitlin & Wyatt get onto the mat, with disappointed looks on their faces) Caitlin & Wyatt, incidents and dirty pool did you in today. Unfortunately, you've been eliminated.
Wyatt: Well, while our time here was short, it was fun.
Caitlin: Yeah. And I got to shop in Paris! (squeals) This was such a great experience.
Wyatt: And we'll always treasure that. (Nikki, Jonesy, Jude, & Jen approach them) Guess it just wasn't our day.
Jude: Later dude.
Jonesy: See ya.
Jen: Bye Caitlin.
Nikki: We'll see you at the end of this race. (Caitlin & Wyatt leave. When they do, the camera focuses back onto Don)
Don: With one of the 6teen teams eliminated from the game, we're one step closer to the finale. Tune in next week to see what dangers and adventures our teams will face on, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
Well, I'm fashionably late, aren't I? I apologize for my month-long absence. You see, school started up a month ago, so I haven't much time to work on my FanFictions due to the fact that I want to ensure my grades won't slip. But rest assured, I'm a firm believer in making time for the things I love. One way or another, I'm going to make time to post. Now, onto the chapter. Clearly this is based on "Walk Like An Egyptian" from Total Drama: World Tour. Just wanted to get that out of the way. I eliminated Caitlin & Wyatt mainly because they didn't have much plot, and I found Jen & Nikki and Jonesy & Jude to have a lot more going for them. Also, I know a lot of people would normally wait to reveal Reaper's deception and Ingrid & Odie's confession of love, but I like to get all that stuff out of the way early on, so I don't hit an impasse when it comes to that decision. Anyway, I've said enough. As always, please like and review and I'll see you all next time. معالسلامة. (Mae alsalamati.)
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21st: Caitlin & Wyatt [Kindhearted Teenagers – 6teen]
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