A/N: Yes, after many an age I have decided to write some more of this. I positively adore anyone who reviews. So does the Horseman. He told me so.
Chapter 2: Necessary Equipment
Needless to say, each and every sport brings with it a unique set of requirements. Some you're born with (such as dashingly good looks), some are skills that can be improved with constant practice (such a complete and total lack of mercy.) Proper equipment is, of course, also necessary. In this chapter I shall briefly outline each of the necessary items.
A really, really, sharp blade: Needless to say, it is more than a bit difficult to achieve proper decapitation with one's bare hands. Therefore, a decapitatory instrument is generally used. Of course, personal preferences as to the nature of the instrument vary, but since I'm the best you should listen to mine. Also, everyone else is wrong. As I discussed before, a really, really sharp blade is the weapon of choice, due to ease and that pesky Geneva Convention. Also, duller blades can be dangerous to those who wield them, as the increased number of blows that are necessary to properly sever a head with such a weapon can lead to a repetitive stress injury. That being said, I recommend a sword, with a blade of folded steel. I have heard that Japanese katanas have the sharpest blades of any sword, but as I am of English heritage myself I have a soft spot for a good broadsword. These are expensive weapons, but regard their initial cost a sound investment. After all, if you truly wish to reach the topmost levels of decapitation, you must be properly equipped. All true masters of the Art have top-quality swords. While yours may not be Excalibur, make sure that it is of sound construction and the highest quality materials. Be sure to maintain its really really sharp edge, and guard it from rust. Remember to always replace your sword in its sheath when not in use, and keep it out of reach of children and pets.
A Horse: It is possible to decapitate without a horse, but I vehemently believe that the necessary effect cannot be achieved without equine assistance. After all, horses lend their riders that elegance and power which is so seldom seen in executioners today. I recommend a large black stallion for greatest effect. I prefer horses of the Friesian breed myself, but others can be used to nearly the same effect as long as they are large, imposing, and tend to snort menacingly while they gallop. Before you attempt a horseback decapitation, however, it is recommended that you learn at least the rudiments of riding. Equestrian sports are inherently dangerous, and if you yourself are not headless, you should wear a helmet at all times while riding. Be sure to learn proper horse care as well, and do not overextend your equine companion. A horse should not be expected to carry a deadly assassination to gruesome scenes of murder and death day in and day out. Remember to give him plenty of breaks, water, and time to relax in a pasture.
There you have it, the tools necessary for proper decapitation! Though there are only two, they are invaluable and should be treated as precious commodities. Remember, horses appreciate carrots!