The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 9: Traversing the Multiverse - Part 1
Don: Last time, on The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover! Our teams paid a visit to Count Dracula's creepy crib and it terrified everyone… almost. Oh yes, the Goths cracked their first smiles, but other teams cracked under the pressure. The Warriors grabbed first place, and Ingrid caught Odie's heart. In the end, the Goths were penalized for breaking the rules, and by the time their penalty expired, it was too late. Who will get the boot this week? Hold onto your hats, it's time for, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
Cue Theme Song
Don: We're back in Romania, but soon, we'll be leaving for a place that's hopefully less creepy than this. Our first team to leave will be the Warriors. (the Warriors get ready to leave) Ready? Go!
Archie & Atlanta step up to the Don Box, press the button on top, and receive their next tip.
Atlanta: Proceed to enter one of the Dimension Cars and enter the rift that'll take you to your next destination.
Archie: Bought time they had one of these challenges. Let's go. (they proceed to enter one of the Dimension Cars)
Once they've entered one of the Dimension Cars, the rest of the teams step up to the Don Box, collect their tips, and enter the Dimension Cars. Once everyone's set, they enter the portal and proceed towards their next destination.
Don: Car #1 contains Warriors, Safety Patrollers, Weirdos, and Married Parents; Car #2 contains the T.U.F.F. Agents, Ninjas, Insane Destructors, and Complete Opposites; Car #3 contains the Daters, Part-Time Heroes, Monster Fighters, and Mother & Daughter; Car #4 contains Brothers, Slackers, Brother & Sister, and Father & Son; and Car #5 contains Best Friends, Time Travelers, and Talon Mercenaries.
We cut to Car #4 where we see the Brothers in the back activating a communication device. The other teams in the alliance log on and begin talking.
Ford: I'm not sure if this is a good idea. I'd prefer if we were all together rather than apart.
Herry: He does have a point.
Fillmore: We can't wait around. We have to get this out now. With the information we possess involving Stewie's plan, we need to be prepared for when he strikes. Since we don't know the full extent of his plan, we'll need to be prepared for when he & Brian attack.
Theresa: Don't worry, Fillmore. If Stewie attacks, I'll know it.
Cavendish: She's not wrong. She has a psychic ability. She's used it a couple times beforehand.
Dakota: Yeah, like when the CN Tower was blown up.
Herry: What?
Ingrid: Blown up?
Fillmore: When did that happened?
Cavendish: During the 1st challenge. Herry destroyed a load-barring wall, causing the whole structure to become unstable and fall apart.
Dakota: But we went back in time and stopped that event from ever happening. Theresa found out about it because of her sixth sense.
Ford: Actually, I know about it as well. (knocks on his head, which makes a clanging sound) Metal plate.
Ingrid: Well, when Stewie strikes, Theresa will be a valuable asset in warning us of his arrival.
Odie: Yes, she will. (everyone logs off. Little did they know, Reaper & Widowmaker were listening in on their conversation)
Reaper: Interesting.
Widowmaker: You think this information will be useful?
Reaper: Indeed. That toddler isn't as worthless as we once thought. We'll have to be aware on when he strikes, so we can aid him in his endeavor, and then, betray him.
Widowmaker: Excellent. And what Demoman & Pyro?
Reaper: They can help out, but we'll betray them as well, and they won't see it coming, given the fact that they're idiots. We'll take the money, and they'll take the fall. (they laugh sinisterly)
Scene shows the Cars exiting the portal and landing outside an old, abandoned theater. The teams exit the vehicles and begin looking at their surroundings. When Penn & Sashi see the theater, they immediately seize up and become worried.
Homer: Ooo, a movie theater. Come on, let's see what's playing.
Hanzo: I'm not sure if there's anything playing. It looks like it's been abandoned for years.
Jude: Nah, it's cool. I see a projector in there. Come on, let's head inside. (there about to head inside when Penn & Sashi stop them)
Penn: Or we could go to the… Um… Sashi, do we go anywhere apart from home, school, and this theater?
Sashi: Of course we do. We've gone too… Uh… Wow, is this our life? We definitely need to change some things up. (at that moment, storm clouds begin rolling in)
Jonesy: Well, since that's happening, guess we don't have a choice. (everyone enters the theater. When they do, they find themselves in an extremely dark room, where the sound of silence looms in the air)
Genji: It's quiet… too quiet.
Dick Daring: (gasps; whispering to Agent K) He said the line. It must be serious.
Agent K: I concur. Something's amiss.
Genji begins unsheathing his sword. He spins around and places the sword at the neck of an individual in the shadows. The individual turns on the lights, revealing herself to be an elderly woman with brownish-gray hair and forest green eyes. She also had two different shades of steel blue eye shadow, red lipstick, and a mole on her right cheek. She was wearing brown goggles with blue lenses, a pearl necklace, brown gloves, a mauve shirt, blue jean overalls with golden buttons, and brown boots with shoelaces. She also had on a brown utility belt which carried several objects, including a wrench, a flashlight, and keys on a ring.
Unknown Individual: Impressive aim. Too bad your timing needs work. (Genji sheathes his sword)
Ingrid: Who are you?
Unknown Individual: You haven't given proper introduction?
Penn: Right. (clears his throat) Everyone, this is Phyllis. She's our employer. Phyllis, everyone. Everyone, Phyllis.
Phyllis: Enough chit-chat, we need to get on with challenge.
Sashi: Challenge?
Don: (appearing) Phyllis has agreed to have a challenge here in this universe. Or rather, in multiple universes. (everyone looks confused)
Phyllis: Challenge for this episode: everyone goes to different universe, all of which have fallen out of balance. You must fix what's broken before too late.
Don: Everyone clear on that.
Odie: I'm sorry, are you saying there's a multiverse? Because I thought that just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system, and how does that even work with all the quantum energy. That's insane. (everyone looks at him with either frightened or confused looks, or some mixture of both) Sorry. It's really cool.
Ford: Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
Ingrid: I concur. (they smile)
Don: Anyway, with that interruption, let's get this challenge started. (he & Phyllis head towards the balcony. Phyllis then activates a machine and sets the coordinates. She then begins sending all the teams to different universes)
We see Jay is zapped into a universe with an Old West setting. We see he's wearing a black, 10-gallon hat, a black vest over a white dress shirt with a black bowtie, brown gloves, a brown belt with a gold bucket, brown and gray chaps, black boots, and a slingshot in his back pocket.
Jay: Hey, I actually look pretty good. (straightens his tie. He then notices Theresa isn't with him) Theresa? (the doors to the saloon open and we see Theresa exit)
We see Theresa's wearing a red hat with a peacock feather and flower in the strap, an orange dress with a red sash over peach-colored undergarments, and a dark red bustle with a tiger stripe design. She was also carrying a fan and her hair was in a long braid that went down her back.
Jay: Wow, Theresa. You look… amazing.
Theresa: Not so bad yourself, stud. (they look around) So this is what, a cowboy universe? (then, they hear a loud roar and begin noticing several dinosaurs roaming the streets) Okay, that's disconcerting. (then a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears and begins speaking)
Don: Welcome to the Dinosaur Cowboy World. For your challenge, you must stop bank robbers from stealing the live savings of everyone in the town of Big Butte. (pronounces it as "butt")
Jay: Wait, that's what they named the town?
Theresa: What names did they not go with?
Don: As I was saying, you must stop them before they cross the county line and ride off on their trusty… (before he can complete the sentence, the drone is destroyed when a cactus flies through the air and hits it. Jay & Theresa then turn to see who the culprit is)
He's an older gentleman with gray hair and lots of wrinkles. He was wearing a brown, 10-gallon hat, a red bandana, a tortoise shell vest over a plaid blue shirt with a rope draped across, brown gloves, a light brown belt, black pants, and dark brown boots, with a lasso attached to his belt. He also had on a gold sheriff's badge. He was holding a slingshot and was looking at Jay & Theresa with a look that says, "I mean business" and "I don't recognize you two, but you two look like trouble." There was also a female standing next to him, lasso ready in hand. She had long ginger hair braid down her back, green eyes, and red lipstick. She was wearing a brown jacket with white sheepskin neck rest, a yellow dress, and brown boots.
Jay: Um, hello. Who are you?
Amber: I'm Amber.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: The names Sheriff Scaley Briggs. (banjo music plays in the background)
Jay: Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: Sheriff Scaley Briggs. (banjo music plays in the background)
Theresa: That's what he said, Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: You said Sheriff Scaley Briggs? (banjo music plays in the background) Okay, that's enough, Madge. (we cut to an older woman playing a banjo, prompting Theresa to toss her a coin into her cup, allowing for her to leave. Briggs then turns back to Jay & Theresa) What were you doing? Who was that ghost man you were talking to? Who are you?
Amber: Pa. Quit accusin' them.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: I'm the Sheriff, Amber. It's my job.
Jay: Um, that person was about to warn us that the bank was going to be robbed by bandits with their trusty… (at the moment, a rumbling occurs, and the quartet turn towards the bank which they see is destroyed by a T-Rex, a treasure chest of gold in his mouth. One of the bandits was riding on the T-Rex's head while the other bandit was riding the tail)
Bandit #1: Who's got a T-Rex? We do. (he laughs)
Bandit #2: See ya, ya varmints. (he laughs as well, and they begin riding off)
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: Well, we best be gettin' after them. As the old saying goes, "Like the walls of an outhouse, 4 is better than 2."
Amber: Pa's right. Let's go.
The quartet gets onto their respective dinosaurs. Jay gets onto an allosaur, Theresa gets onto a hadrosaur, Amber gets onto a Pterodactyl, and Sheriff Scaley Briggs gets onto what appears to be a cross between a triceratops and a cow.
Jay: What is that?
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: It's a cowasaur. Ain't it obvious?
Theresa: I don't think I've ever seen one of those things, Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: Sheriff Scaley Briggs. (banjo music plays in the background) Madge!
Amber: Come on. We gotta get to the county line before they do.
Jay: Amber's right. Let's get a move on, little dino. (Jay taps on the reins and he, Theresa, Amber, and Sheriff Scaley Briggs begin making their way after the bandits)
Scene switches to a Gothic Mystery World where we see Penn & Sashi are zapped inside a building. Penn & Sashi observe their surroundings. Penn is wearing a black top hat, a blue suit over a black, button-up vest over a white dress shirt, gray spats, black shoes, and a blue tie. Sashi was wearing a gray bowler hat, a red suit with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows over a white dress shirt, a black tie, brown gloves, a white apron, gray pants, and black shoes. Both of them seem pleasantly annoyed at the fact that they're in this universe.
Sashi: (sarcastic) Great. This world.
Penn: (angry) You gotta be kidding me?! All of the worlds they could've sent us to, they sent us to this world?! (takes a deep breathe in, and a deep breathe out) It's fine. I haven't ingested any poison. So I'm fine. (a maid approaches him and gives him a spot of tea) Oh, thank you. (he then takes a sip, but notices the odd texture) Um, pardon me, but what's in this?
Maid: Oh, just your usual, sir. Although, I did add an extra ingredient. I added a few drops from one of those vials. I thought it would give the tea some extra flavor. (he sees it's the poison he spoke of earlier)
Penn: (gets very angry) Are you kidding me?! (at that moment, he has convulsions and transforms into a giant, muscular, somewhat hairy, white monster with spiky orange hair, sharp yellow teeth, claws, and red eyes. This causes the maid to faint)
Rippen: Well, well. If it isn't the sidekick. Hmm, I wonder where's the not-so-wiseman? (a drone then arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Greetings, Sashi and P- Ahhh! (he's frightened by the appearance of the monster) What is that?
Sashi: Hold on. (takes a feather from the maid's feather dust and tickles Rippen with it, causing him to laugh, allowing him to turn back into Penn. Penn quickly changes back into his attire, as his old clothes were shredded)
Penn: Sorry you had to witness that. Anyway, continue.
Don: Now, you've ingested a potion of your own creation, but something has gone horribly wrong. Every time you lose your cool, you turn into the monster. Every time the monster laughs, you turn back to normal. Now, there is a cure for your ailment, but if you don't ingest it by 12 o'clock midnight, you'll be that monster forever. And then he'll create a whole batch of that stuff, poor it into the reservoir, turn everyone into those monsters, the usual take over the world stuff. Good luck. (he logs off and the drone flies away)
Penn: Okay. Let's do this.
Sashi: Wait. Remember, Rippen can hear everything. He could jeopardize everything. Now, we have everything we need save for one ingredient. A Dandechrysanthemamum: A rare flower found only at the Royal British Greenhouse Museum.
Penn: Well, look at you, perfectly pronouncing that flower.
Sashi: I've had practice. Anyway, just stay here. I'll be back. (she leaves)
Penn: Okay. I can wait it out. (notices the clock, which strikes 10:00pm) I mean, it's not like my life depends on if we get this one flower or not. No pressure. (stares at the clock intensely and, after a few scenes back and forth between his face and the clothing, it turns to 10:01pm. This causes Penn to lose his cool) What's taking her so long?! (he then transforms into Rippen)
Rippen: Perfect.
We open up in a desert world with Jonny 2x4 sitting on a carpet. He was wearing extravagant attire, including a blue vest with gold highlights, gold bands on his wrists, an orange sash, blue pants, and silk black cloth rolls on his feet and legs. He also had a gold genie lamp hanging from his sash and was holding onto Plank, who had a few gold accessories of his own.
Jonny 2x4: Gee, Plank. Look at that. We're in a desert. (he then gasps when he realizes the carpet he's sitting on is a magic carpet) How lucky can you get, Plank? A magic carpet!
Rolf: (from inside the lamp) Jonny the Wood Boy? (Jonny 2x4 grabs the lamp, and Rolf (who is now a genie) exits the lamp)
Rolf now has green skin, purple mist where his legs should be, and a Fu Manchu mustache and a soul patch beard. He was wearing a purple vest with gold stars, a gold necklace with rubies, gold bands on his wrists, a white turban with a ruby in the center, gold earrings, and a purple sash.
Rolf: (gasps) I have been cursed! I've lost my legs!
Jonny 2x4: (to Plank) Check it out, buddy. Rolf's a genie.
Rolf: (calms down) Oh, that's all right then. (a drone then arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Jonny 2x4 & Rolf. For your mission, you must protect the mystical genie lamp from bandits who want to destroy the Sultan's palace. If I were you, I wouldn't betray your position. (the drone leaves)
Jonny 2x4: Come on, Rolf. Let's get going. And let's not…
Rolf: Rolf wonders what Rolf can do. (accidentally shots a firework from his finger. This gives away their position, allowing for the bandits to begin chasing after them) Rolf apologizes.
Jonny 2x4: Let's go. (they begin flying away, trying to get to the palace before the bandits get to them)
We open up on Archie & Atlanta in what appears to be a jungle setting. To atmosphere is thick, dense, and foreboding.
Archie: Oh, I'm liking this.
Atlanta: Let me guess, we're an elite special forces unit on a deadly jungle mission… of doom. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Actually, you're action figures. (the camera zooms out to show they're in a kid's backyard) In a backyard.
We cut back to Archie, Atlanta, and Don's holoprojection. We see Archie & Atlanta admiring their muscular, albeit small, figures. Archie was wearing a red bandana, red wristbands on each wrist, the right wristband have grenades attached to them, a green army vest with a logo of a gold star next to black and red stripes, a light green shirt, dog tags, green pants, and red boots. He also had a bazooka on his back. Atlanta was wearing a green helmet with the same logo Archie had on his vest, a green army jacket under a light green vest with a red sash, green pants, red boots, and black wristbands with mini rockets attached to them.
Archie: Nice. We look awesome.
Atlanta: If we were our normal sizes, it would be near-perfect. Nice bazooka, by the way.
Archie: (pulls it off his back to admire it) Thanks. (to Don) Um, what's the mission?
Don: You are members of the "Kick Bad Guy Butt Division of the Plastic Forces Toy Line." Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to retrieve a remote-control helicopter, which was a birthday gift for your owner, a kid named Greg, which was stolen by your enemies, "The Rogue Jerk Squad." You must retrieve the helicopter before the Jerks activate it, and use it to steal all the toys from all the kids in the neighborhood.
Archie: Got it.
Atlanta: We're on it.
Don: Good. Go and get started. (the drone leaves. As the drone leaves, Archie & Atlanta here a rustle in the grass. They get ready to attack whoever comes out)
At that moment, an elderly action figure appears and gets the jump on them. She manages to take them both down, especially with the added feature of a button on her thigh that allows major slapping action, literally spinning Archie & Atlanta's heads. After getting their heads on straight, they see her in all her glory. She's an African American toy soldier with brown hair tied in a ponytail that goes down his back and brown eyes. She was wearing a green army beret with a red stripe, green army suit and pants with the logo on her chest, red wristbands, and red boots.
Archie: Whoa. Who are you? (she slaps her)
Shirley B. Awesome: That's, "Who are you, ma'am?" Soldier, you are addressing your commanding officer, General Shirley B. Awesome. (this prompts them to stand at attention) We have a mission to accomplish. The rest of our unit was lost at sleepaway camp. We're all that's left. And I won't let Greg down.
Atlanta: Ma'am, what do you want us to do, ma'am?
Shirley B. Awesome: Fall in line, and let's move out. Do I make myself clear?
Archie: Ma'am, yes, ma'am. (they begin moving in line towards the enemy base located in the treehouse of the house next door)
Shirley B. Awesome: You know, you're a lot more cooperative than the last group I led. It's nice to lead a team that aren't acting like a bunch of preschool toys. I like that.
Atlanta: Thank you, ma'am. Let's keep moving. (they continue on their mission)
We open up on Pharah being zapped onto a ship on a world that's almost completely covered in ocean, with several rocks protruding from the water, as makeshift homes in this world. We pan up to see Pharah's dressed in typical pirate garb. She's wearing a dark blue pirate jacket, a brown pirate hat, a white pirate shirt, a magenta sash, green pants, and brown boots. She also has a gold earring and a sword in her holster.
Pharah: Nice threads. (she heads towards the stern and admires the view) Wow. That's quite a view, mom. (she then notices he mother isn't with her) Mom? Where are you?
Ana: Down here, Fareeha. (Pharah looks down and sees the ship is actually a sperm whale, which just so happens to be Ana)
Pharah: Wait, this ship is a whale and you're said whale.
Ana: Apparently. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears, ready to give instructions)
Don: Greetings Ana & Pharah. For your mission, you must recover a treasure map from the fearsome pirate, Woodbeard. Once you do, you must find the treasure and get it safely away from him. Tally ho. (the drone leaves)
Pharah: Let's see. (grabs a telescope and begins searching for Woodbeard's ship. She spots a glint and sees Woodbeard's ship, which is a great white shark) That way. Let's go, mom. (they begin sailing towards Woodbeard's ship at top speeds)
We cut to Woodbeard's ship where we see Woodbeard monitoring for an unusual activity.
Woodbeard: There be no funny business out there. Ship, set course for… (at the moment, Ana pops out of the water and Pharah swings from the rope onto Woodbeard's ship) A lady pirate? (chuckles) This be an easy end to your pathetic life. (he draws his sword and begins attacking her, but she dodges each attack and manages to get the map from Woodbeard. As she's escaping, he throws her sword at her, which she dodges, as she jumps onto the ship's mast)
Pharah: Have a good day, Woodbeard. (Woodbeard grumbles) By the way, thanks for the belt. (holds up Woodbeard's belt. Woodbeard's trousers then fall down, revealing that he's wearing wooden underwear. Pharah chuckles at his misfortune. Then, at that moment, a dolphin boat jumps out of the water and a rope grabs the map Pharah was holding onto, and begins swimming away) Mom, after that ship.
Ana: On it. (she begins racing after the dolphin ship)
Woodbeard: After them. (the shark begins following the dolphin ship and Ana & Pharah)
We open up into a neo noir style setting where we see a man entering a detective's office. We discover the man to be a cactus in a fedora and trench coat, who turns out to be Marco.
Marco: (looks at himself) No way! Except for me being a cactus, this is just like my favorite detective series, "The Detective and His Trusty Sidekick." (the camera pans over to Star, who we see is a dandelion in a fedora)
Star: Ooo, I love that show. Apart from the Narrator. (grumbles) That guy is so boring. (normal tone) Hopefully this universe doesn't have said narrator.
Narrator: Star had been wrong many times before, but never quite so wrong as at this very moment. (Star & Marco begin looking around, weirded out by the Narrator's presence)
Marco: Why does the Narrator sound like Nicolas Cage? And where's that coming from?
Narrator: The Narrator didn't know where he was. All he knew was that he could see everything, and couldn't stop referring to himself in the third person. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Star & Marco. Your mission is to stop Big Red, Plantywood's most notorious criminal, before he pulls off a mysterious crime.
Narrator: With the information in hand, all the Detective and his Trusty Sidekick needed was a clue that'll set them on a path with a million twists that'll blow our minds when we get to the shocking end. Who did it? Maybe it was… the Narrator.
Don: (sarcastic) Oh yeah, that's definitely not annoying. (normal tone) Good luck. (the drone leaves)
Marco: Actually, that would've been a decent twist if the Narrator was behind everything.
A transition with the show's logo appears and we cut to Star & Marco going through a filing cabinet, where Marco sees a file on Big Red.
Marco: Hey, an address on Big Red's last known location.
Star: Sweet. Let's go. (at that moment, there's a knock at the door. A plant enters, leaving Marco speechless)
Narrator: Marco couldn't believe his eyes. (the plant standing in the doorway is a radiant rose) This number had a stem that ran all the way to Tuesday. All he could think of was, "I'm in love."
Orchid: (having heard what the Narrator said) Oh my.
Marco: (chuckles nervously) I'm really not thinking that.
Narrator: But that was exactly what he was thinking. (Marco looks at the sky in annoyance as Orchid sits down on Star's desk)
Orchid: The name's Orchid.
Marco: But you're a rose?
Orchid: Nothing gets past you. (pours herself a glass of water, which she begins drinking with her roots) You must be the detective.
Marco: Yep, that's me. Or… no wait, um… that is I? No, that sounds stupid. Um… I'm the Cactus Detect… uh… I'm Mr. Detective Cactus. Yeah.
Narrator: Marco was obviously nervous, and the Narrator wasn't helping. (Marco was giving a sign that was telling the Narrator to shut up)
Orchid: Anyway, I need someone to help me find my missing brother, Fern, an actual fern. Adopted.
Marco: Um, actually we kind of have to go after someone else at the moment, so…
Star: Um, Marco, what are you doing? How do we know her or her brother aren't connected to Big Red? Remember, in "The Detective and His Trusty Sidekick," the mysterious lady with the problem is always involved with the crime. Plus, (whispering) she seems like someone you'd find very interesting. (Marco smiles)
Marco: All right. We'll assist you.
Orchid: Thank you so very much. But before we do, I have a prior engagement I must attend to. You're more than happy to join.
Marco: Glady, Miss Orchid. (she leaves) Now remember, we're doing this because we're trying to find Big Red, right?
Star: (slyly) Definitely. (they leave)
Narrator: Despite Marco's inexperience talking to women, they climbed aboard Star's wild hunch express. Next stop, "I Told You So" Station.
We cut to a starship looming over a nearby planet. We cut inside where we see Jen is zapped into the captain's chair. She's wearing a camo blue and black shirt, pants, and boots, with a badge located on her chest.
Jen: (looking at her surroundings) Whoa! This is amazing. (approaches the window) That is quite a view. (an officer approaches her. She was wearing a camo teal and black shirt, pants, and boots, with a badge located on her chest. She also had a lot of purple hair tied in a ponytail)
Jane: Indeed it is, admiral.
Jen: Admiral? (looks at her badge, which reads, "Admiral Jen Masterson") Bought time I lead my own team. (at that moment, the sliding doors open, revealing Nikki. However, Jen's a tad bit startled by her appearance)
Nikki: What?
Jen: Um, Nikki, have you looked in a mirror recently?
Nikki: What's that supposed to mean? (Jen quickly grabs a hand mirror and gives it to her. She sees her face in the reflection and screams. She now has blue skin and strange antennae protruding from her ears. She's also wearing a camo yellow and black shirt, pants, and boots with red stripes on the sleeves) Okay, that's a little unsettling. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Greetings Jen & Nikki. Here's your mission. The ship's out of fuel crystals and is plummeting towards the planet your flying over at an alarming rate. Your only hope is to go to the planet below and collect more crystals, or else, the ship will burn up in the atmosphere. Good luck. P.S. Nice skin, Nikki. Makes you look authentic.
Nikki: Why I outta- (spats at the drone, but the drone dodges her attack and flies away) Guess now I know how Jonesy felt when he was in the dorky sci-fi costume.
Jen: (snickers) Well, you kind of look like the Vortex Master. (she snickers, causing Nikki to look at her, sternly) Sorry. (composes herself) How much time do we have?
Ship Computer: 5 seconds.
Jen: What?!
Ship Computer: 4… 3…
Nikki: Um, why beam us in at the moment the ship's gonna blow up? (Jen & Nikki prepare for the worse)
Ship Computer: 2… 1… (a ding occurs, turning Nikki & Jen's attention to the microwave, which is preparing popcorn)
Nikki: Okay, who's the genius that designed the dark and foreboding voice to countdown the microwave timer.
Jane: Admiral Masterson. She was always complaining that her popcorn was always getting burned because there was never a warning.
Jen: Get boys in the science division to change that. (takes the popcorn out of the microwave) Ooo, light butter. My favorite. (she has a few pieces)
Nikki: Jen, we can enjoy the movie snacks later. We have a ship to save, remember?
Jen: Right. Let's go. (she, Nikki, and Jane head towards the teleportation pod to make their way towards the planet)
We cut to Fillmore & Ingrid being zapped into a jungle with numerous ruins located next to it. We see Fillmore wearing a brown fedora, a green bandana hung around his neck, a yellow long-sleeve shirt, a brown satchel hung across his chest, a black belt, brown pants, and black shoes. Ingrid was wearing a brown pilot jacket over a long-sleeve teal and white striped shirt, green shorts, and brown shoes. She also had blonde hair.
Fillmore: Hey, I look good.
Ingrid: (looking at her clothing) Huh, not bad. (Fillmore then chuckles, causing Ingrid to raise an eyebrow) What?
Fillmore: I always wondered what you would look like as a blonde. (Ingrid then notices her hair color)
Ingrid: This is why I prefer a dark hair color. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Fillmore & Ingrid. For your challenge, you must return the sacred idol to the temple by sundown, or the jungle, and everyone in it, will be swallowed by the Earth. Good luck. (the drone leaves. Fillmore then begins searching in his satchel and pulls out the idol)
Fillmore: Here it is.
Ingrid: (looks at it with confusion) Um, is it just me, or does that look like a toilet paper roll?
Fillmore: (looks at it as well) Huh, you're right. Why do I get the feeling this world somehow revolves around toilet humor?
Ingrid: Why does every show have to resort to shock value, gross-out humor, and the kick in the pants trope to get people to watch their shows? It doesn't make them better, it's actually quite uncomfortable.
Fillmore: Definitely. But let's not dwell on that, let's go. (they begin heading towards the temple)
We cut to Bart & Homer arriving on top of a giant mountain structure under a beautiful starry night. We see they've turned into some sort of red tiger-like creatures with antlers. Bart was dressed in their version of a commando uniform while Homer was wearing an orange robe while carrying a staff.
Homer: (looking out at the huge landscape) Wow. Really makes you feel insecure, doesn't it? (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Bart & Homer. You're good citizens of the oldest and most peaceful kingdom on this planet. For centuries, the kingdom was protected by giant mountain beasts.
Bart: Don't look now but we already have a giant monster beast. (indicating Homer)
Homer: Why you little- (begins strangling Bart when Don clears his throat, indicating for Homer to stop)
Don: As I was saying, over the course of many battles, the mountain beasts were gradually worn down into small hill beasts, which were eventually pushed off cliffs. Now, an evil warrior king wants to conquer the defenseless kingdom with his army. Legend has it that decades ago, one mountain beast left and hid in the wilderness, and that a chosen one will bring it back before the fifth moon is at its peak. Any questions? (notices Homer has fallen asleep, prompting him to create a holoprojection of Duff beer, immediately waking up Homer)
Homer: Oh, beer. (tries to grab it, but soon realizes it isn't real) Aw.
Don: You got all that, right?
Homer: (slyly) Uh, yes. (normal) What did I get all of? (Don facepalms) Just listen to the boy. He's the chosen one. (the drone flies away)
Bart: Looks like you'll have to take orders from me, fatso.
Homer: D'oh!
Bart: Alright, let's go find this mountain beast before the eight sun sets. (they leave)
[Solo Confessional: Bart]
Bart: So I wasn't paying attention to Don's instructions. We can find that mountain beast no problem. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
[End Confessional]
We cut to Dudley & Kitty entering a world where they appear to be themselves, except extremely muscular.
Dudley: Whoa. Check us out.
Kitty: (flexing) Okay, I could get used to this. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Dudley & Kitty. You're a band of heroic, ultra-ripped barbarians. (they notice a group of buff rabbits flexing and working out) An evil sorcerer has enchanted an orb. When moonlight hits the orb, the entire world will be plunged into eternal darkness. To stop the sorcerer, you must breach the fortress and destroy the orb.
Dudley: Don't we need some mystical and wise wizard to place an enchantment on the orb to stop its powers from consuming the world in darkness?
Don: Actually it's not that complicated. If you knock the orb off that pole and destroy it, the whole world will be fixed. Easy peasy. (the drone leaves)
Kitty: Alright troops. Let's move out! We gotta a world to save. (they cheer as they head into battle)
We cut to Agent K & Dick Daring getting zapped into a world that's a major farmland. However, instead of crops, it's cereal that's growing out of the ground, and the river is milk. Dick Daring is now a brown elephant in track clothing and Agent K is a flamingo in a tuxedo and holding a blaster.
Dick Daring: (sees who he is and gasps) I'm Choco Chuck! (he's beyond excited) Choco Choco Choco Trunks is my all-time favorite cereal. (a commercial for the cereal begins playing with Dick doing a narration) Choco Choco Choco Trunks are Choco Choco Trunk-ilicious. (he does an elephant sound in triumph. He then sees K) And honey, you're…
Agent K: (sees who she is) Flamingo. (fires her blaster, which fires a Flaming-O into the air, which lands in her mouth) Agent Flamingo. (a commercial for the cereal begins playing) Flaming-O's are the perfect way to start your day. (she pops out of the pop of Flaming-O's) Flamin-GO Yeah! Crunch like you mean it. (fires a Flaming-O, which transitions things back to reality)
Dick Daring: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh, this is so exciting. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Agent K & Dick Daring. Here's your mission. You are cereal mascots who must stop the evil milkman, who's flooding the cereal farms with milk to make all the cereal soggy.
Dick Daring: (gasps) He's a monster!
Agent K: We shall bring him to justice.
Don: And you'll be aided by your ally. (points to a mascot next to them, who's a green beaver wearing a green baseball hat backwards, sunglasses on his hat, and a green shirt with a kale logo on the right side of his shirt)
Be Well Beaver: 'Sup.
Dick Daring: Oh no. Not the Be Well Beaver!
Be Well Beaver: That's my name, don't wear it out. (a commercial for the cereal, "Kale Flakes") Kale Flakes give you a healthy breakfast boost. Take it from the Be Well Beaver. Nutrition is radical. (a spoon with a Kale Flake in water appears, which the Be Well Beaver proceeds to eat) Mmmm. And Kale Flakes taste healthier in water. (a note appears on the screen below the Be Well Beaver which reads, "Water does not actually improve the taste of Kale Flakes". Dick & K read the warning)
Dick Daring: I'd listen to that warning if I were you. (at that moment, a milk truck arrives, and the milkman appears. He's a man made completely out of milk, and he's wearing a milkman uniform)
Agent K: Stop right there, villain tine.
Milkman: Villain tine? Oh no, friends. I'm the milkman. (a commercial begins playing) And milk is a healthy part of a balanced breakfast. Drink up now. Brand milk. It's easier than getting your own cow.
Cow: It's truuuuuue.
Milkman: (in reality) So you drink up now. (begins dispensing milk, which causes all the cereal to go soggy. Dick, K, and Be Well begin advancing towards the Milkman) Drink a glass of… (blows them away with his milk hose) Milk. Everything's better soggy.
Agent K: (jumps into action and fires a couple Flaming-O's at the Milkman) Flamin-GO YEAH! (however, because he's made out of milk, the Flaming-O's go right through him)
Milkman: Golly. I was strawberry milk for half a second. (Agent K, surprised, looks at Dick, who shrugs) You folks have a lot of energy, so let's play a game. Answer my riddle, and you'll see. I plan to destroy all the cereal by six o'clock minus three. (gets back into his truck and starts up the engine)
Dick Daring: So… three o'clock.
Milkman: Golly, I guess I'm better at soaking than riddle making. (he drives off. A chicken farmer then approaches the group, calling for help)
Chicken Farmer: Help, Help! My Crispity Crun Crah… (realizes he mispronounced the last two words and corrects himself) Crispity Crunch Crop, has been destroyed.
Agent K: Sir, any idea how the Milkman will make the valley soggy?
Chicken Farmer: No. (grabs a newspaper, which is in the shape of a cereal box) But according to the story on the front page of the Crunchington Post, he was an inmate at Marshmallow Dreams Maximum Security Prison. If anyone knows the Milkman's plan, it'd be his best friend and old cellmate. (grabs a box of Choco Choco Choco Trunks and shows it to the group. He points at a wolverine in a prison uniform on the front of the box)
Dick Daring: Of course. Wrong Way Wally. That pesky wolverine who's always trying to steal my Choco Choco Choco Trunks.
Agent K: Ah, an interrogation I see. Well, let's head over there so I can work my magic and get him to talk. (they begin heading towards the prison)
Be Well Beaver: (to Dick) Should we be worried?
Dick Daring: Oh yeah. You should've seen the last guy she interrogated. He came out of the interrogation a broken man. (the Be Well Beaver gulps)
We cut to Hanzo & Genji exiting a garage and coming onto a platform, all of this is done in slow-motion. However, they're not themselves. They're dragons. Genji is now a green dragon with long orange hair that's curly at the bottom. He was wearing sunglasses, blue jeans, and a pink shirt under a brown pilot jacket with the name, "Renegade", stitched onto the right side of the jacket. Hanzo is now a blue dragon with long wavy brown hair. He was wearing pink sunglasses, dog tags, a white tank top, blue jeans, sandals, and a brown pilot jacket with the name, "Cupcake", stitched onto the right side of the jacket.
Genji: Wow. We're actual dragons.
Hanzo: Well, since this was a challenge that would take us to several universes, I had a feeling we were going to be in a universe where we're dragons.
Female Dragon: (appears) Hey, lookin' good, Cupcake.
Hanzo: Cupcake? (looks at his jacket and sees the name written on it) Of course this had to be my name.
Genji: (reads the name on his jacket) Mine says Renegade.
Hanzo: Of course you had to have a cool name. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Greetings Hanzo & Genji. In this universe, you are cadets for the Wingfire Academy. For this mission, actually, it's best if I let General Talon explain. (the drone leaves. At that moment, a giant airship with a unicorn horn and mane appears, covering the base in a giant shadow)
We then cut to a meeting room where we see Hanzo, Genji, and the rest of the cadets at Wingfire Academy have gathered to hear General Talon's orders.
General Talon: As you all know, the enemy has declared war on the dragons. They've already taken out their other bases with their colossal new battle stations. Wingfire Academy is our last line of defense. We've detected a weak spot on the underside of the battle station. (points at the station's belly button) Here. (continues with the instructions) The battle station will be ready to fire when its horn is completely filled with rainbow colors. We will attack from the east to create a distraction for Lieutenant Renegade, who'll lead a small team to strike the weak spot from the west. Any questions? (at that moment, there's a loud scratch on the chalkboard, causing everyone to cover their ears. They discover the source to be a purple dragon laying on the couch, surrounded by empty soda cans and pizza boxes. He had a major potbelly and messy blonde hair. He was wearing sunglasses with a broken lens, blue jeans, red shoes with white laces, a blue shirt, and a brown pilot jacket with the name, "Blaze", stitched onto the right side of the jacket)
Blaze: Just one. (he burps) Blaze wants to know why we don't save ourselves a lot of trouble and surrender now.
General Talon: Officer Blaze, return to your barracks and continue being pathetic on your own. (Blaze doesn't listen and drinks a soda can)
Genji: Who is that lay about? (the drone reappears and Holo-Don gives some insight)
Don: That would be Blaze. Now, this was the Old Blaze. (shows them a picture of a skinnier, cleaner, and more confident looking Blaze)
Genji: Wow. He's look great.
Don: I know. Total smoke show.
Hanzo: So what could've turned a brave warrior from that… (points at the picture) to that? (points at the mound of flab on the couch)
Don: Blaze was at the first dragon base that was attacked. He…
Blaze: Excuse me, ghost man, but Blaze would like to tell Blaze's story.
Don: Alright. You do that. (the drone leaves)
Blaze: Like the ghost man said, Blaze was there when the first dragon base was attacked.
[Flashback]
We see the warship arriving at a dragon base, causing the dragons to panic. We then a number of burly unicorns exit the warship. They proceed to activate their horns, which begin firing lasers and destroying the base. We see the Old Blaze, looking handsome and confident, getting ready to defend his kind. Him and the other dragons fly into action and begin battling the unicorns.
Blaze: (voiceover) The real trouble started when Blaze got close to the target. (we see the Old Blaze about to shoot the horn with a fireball when a hoof grabs him and pulls him down, causing the fireball to go off course) I encountered General Bighorn. (we see a giant female unicorn looming over Blaze. She was white with purple hair and was wearing a green army jacket, shorts, and boots)
General Bighorn: (speaking with an Australian accent) G'day mate. Or should I say, "B'day mate"? 'Cause you're about to have a bad day.
They begin battling, with Blaze firing his fireballs and Bighorn firing her laser horn.
Blaze: (voiceover) Blaze thought Blaze was the best. (Blaze dodged her attacks, though it appears he got cocky while battling her) But Blaze was wrong about Blaze. (Blaze blew his fire breath while Bighorn fired her laser. Bighorn overwhelmed Blaze, grabbed him, and forced him to watch the destruction of the dragon base)
General Bighorn: Time to throw another shrimp on the groundy. (she throws him and blasts him towards the burning base)
Blaze: (voiceover) It wasn't just Blaze's shades that were cracked, it was also Blaze's confidence.
[End Flashback]
Blaze: So Blaze gave up being great, and started drinking flaming soda, and binge-watching cooking shows. (Hanzo & Genji look disgusted. A microwave ding occurs, and Blaze prompts up) Blaze's pizza's ready. (he stands up from the couch, amazingly) But heed Blaze's words: "Runaway from things that are difficult." (he walks away to get his pizza)
Genji: We'll need to train to stop the… (raises his hands) Um, what exactly are we fighting?
General Talon: Unicorns. Out mortal enemies. (Hanzo stifles a laugh)
Hanzo: This'll be easier than I expected.
Genji: We mustn't underestimate them. Not after what they did to Blaze.
Hanzo: Fine. We'll train.
We cut to Herry being zapped into a world that's a giant forest. While, from his perspective it's giant, due to that fact that he's a fairy. He's a green fairy with blue hair and lots of muscles. He was wearing a purple cap, a yellow tank top, yellow wristbands, blue shoes, and a blue thong.
Herry: (admiring the scenery) Wow. That's actually quite beautiful. (hears screams and sees a major fairy wrestling tournament is underway) I spoke too soon. (begins looking around) Odie? Where'd you go?
Odie: (off screen) Right here. (the camera pans towards him. He's now an unusually tall fairy with spiky purple hair, blue skin, and muscles. He had a ripped red tank top, blue and pink wrist and elbow bands, gray shoes, and a blue thong. Herry appears to be shocked)
Herry: Whoa. You're huge.
Odie: Thanks. Feels good. (flexes. A drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Greeting Herry & Odie. Love the bods. Anyway, you're fairies who live in Wing Wood Forest. Every 1,000 years, a TagTeam wrestling tournament is held. The winners get an enchanted gem, which gives them the power to rule the forest. You two are a team, and you must win the tournament, so the forest doesn't fall into evil hands. So go out there and break a leg. And that's not a figure of speech, actually break some legs. (the drone leaves)
Herry: Well, I guess we don't have a choice. Let's bust some guts.
Odie: Yeah. (they head towards the wrestling ring)
We cut to Bobby arriving in a bustling metropolis. When he looks at himself, he notices he's a lot more muscular, and that he's wearing a yellow spandex suit, with blue gloves, blue boots, blue undies, a blue cap, a blue hood, and a superhero logo in the middle of his chest.
Bobby: Whoa. I'm a superhero! (begins flying before doing a superhero landing and admiring his muscles) Okay. This is awesome. (he then hears a rustling in a recycling bin and sees the hood get punched off, and a hideous odor protruding from said bin)
Ronnie Anne then pops out of the bin, wearing a black costume with purple highlights and a green stench symbol in the center, white gloves, a white belt, and a white stripe going down the center of her forehead. She also had long hair tied in a ponytail, which had a similar look to a skunk's tail. Bobby is forced to hold his nose due to the stench.
Ronnie Anne: Not my first choice, I would've preferred a superhero with energy powers, but this would be a nice thing to use on CJ, Carl, and Carlitos whenever they try to prank Carlota & I.
Bobby: Hopefully you don't pull that on me. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Greetings Bobby & Ronnie Anne. By the way, love the outfits and powers. Not a big fan of the stench. Anyway, for your challenge, the villain, Professor Evil Professor, has used a medallion to turn everyone in Megasupertropolis evil. Now, you must work with his twin brother, Captain Super Captain, and bring him to justice. Toodle-loo. (the drone leaves)
Ronnie Anne: So wait, there's one brother who's a hero, and one who's a villain, and both of them have somewhat underwhelming names. Man, family get-togethers must be awkward. And who comes up with those superhero names?
Bobby: (he shrugs) Wait, didn't Don say the entire city had been turned into bad guys. (he then sees a plethora of heroes-turned-villains in front of them, getting ready to attack)
Spatula Man: Spat you later. (throws several spatulas at Bobby & Ronnie Anne, which they manage to avoid)
Giant Old Lady: Destroy the heroes. (tries stepping on them, but they jump out of the way and Bobby, using his laser vision, manages to knock her off-balance. A speedster then approaches them)
Speedster: Hey heroes, think fast! (Ronnie Anne jumps to avoid her hit. The Speedster then turns back around and approaches them)
Bobby: Got any ideas?
Ronnie Anne: Just one. You may wanna hold your breathe. (Bobby, seeing what she's getting at, proceeds to do so) Fire in the hole! (she then lets out a massive stink cloud, covering the whole area, disorienting and knocking out the heroes. Bobby & Ronnie Anne then exit the stink cloud) That should buy us some time. (just then, a shadowy figure appears behind them and covers their mouths, much to their shock)
Unknown Individual: If you want to live, come with me. (he sneaks them into his flying car, and proceeds to fly off. In the light, he's revealed to be an elderly superhero with a half orange, half blue suit with yellow-orange gloves, orange boots, a red cape, a red belt with gray outlet symbol on the buckle, and an orange hood) I saw what you did back there. Nice job, kid.
Ronnie Anne: Thanks. And you are?
Captain Super Captain: (proceeds to hold out his name as he introduces himself) I'm Captain Super Captain.
Bobby: Hey you're that hero we needed to find. So, Captain Super Captain…
Captain Super Captain: (holds out his name) Captain Super Captain.
Bobby: Yeah, I'm not gonna say it like that. Anyway, we were sent to aid you in defeating your brother, Professor Evil Professor, who's used a medallion to turn all the heroes in the city into villains.
Captain Super Captain: Very perceptive. I like that. Now, we must locate his lair, and destroy his medallion. Thankfully, mom gave me his address in case I ever needed his assistance.
Ronnie Anne: Great. Let's go kick some bad guy butt. (they proceed towards Professor Evil Professor's hideout. Little did they know, Professor Evil Professor was watching them, as if he was anticipating their arrival)
Professor Evil Professor: (while stroking a tortoise) Perfect. Soon, they'll all fall, and once they're under my control, I shall assume total control over the entire planet. For I am… (takes a deep breath before saying his name, which he holds out, similar to his brother) Professor Evil Professor! (manically laughs)
We cut to a location known as the, "Double Pines Mall". We see that most of the store has closed down, with the exception of a one of the stands in the food court known as, "Brainz Burgerz". We see Cavendish & Dakota in the room, with Dakota wearing a white chef cap, a black shirt with a white collar under a red apron, a green bow tie, black pants, and black shoes. Cavendish had a bald head, and was wearing a green shirt, and red-and-black striped tie, black pants, and brown sandals.
Cavendish: Confounded all! I'm bald! And we're selling food. Honestly, why couldn't Don give us a challenge. This is basically our daily lives.
Dakota: Yeah, except apparently, we're selling burgers instead of pistachios. (he then notices a man running towards them. He was a middle-aged gentleman with grey hair, glasses, and a moustache. He was wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase. He seemed quite frantic and terrified) Well, there's someone we can serve. He must really want a burger. He's really working up a sweat.
Cavendish: Actually, he doesn't look hungry. He looks sacred. (the man slams the briefcase down in front of them, startling them)
Unknown Individual: Thank goodness you're normal. Listen carefully, the fate of the world lies within this briefcase.
Dakota: Say what? ((a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Ah, I see you've meet Professor Samuelson. Okay, here's your mission. Brainz Burgerz, this company right here, is an evil corporation, who's created a burger that turns people into zombies when they ingest said burgers.
Cavendish: Pardon? (they hear moaning and turn to see several zombies approaching them) Oh my.
Don: This briefcase contains the cure. You must get it to the military base across the ocean. Now go, hurry! (the drone leaves)
Dakota: Like Don said, "Let's make like a tree, and get outta here".
Cavendish: (facepalms) It's, "Let's make like a tree and leave".
Dakota: Oh. Guess I've been saying it wrong the whole time.
Cavendish: You think?! (soon, Cavendish, Dakota, and Samuelson begin running, and soon encounter a female mall cop who hasn't been turned) Officer, we need your assistance.
Mall Cop: What's going on?
Samuelson: That! (he points at the oncoming horde of zombies)
Mall Cop: Alright, you've convinced me to help you. Get on. (everyone gets onto her golf cart, which drives through a window, much to Cavendish & Samuelson's terror and Dakota's delight. Luckily, they manage to land on the ground unscathed)
Dakota: We made it. (his excited turns to disappointment) Oh, that's not good. (he discovers the entire town has been overrun with zombies) Well this brings back memories to the Pistachion uprising. (a bright light then shines down on them from a helicopter hovering overhead. The helicopter doors open, revealing the Evil CEO and his assistant)
Evil CEO: Soon, the world will become a bunch of mindless, brain-dead zombies, and I'll shall be the Zombie Burger King. (laughs manically and arms himself with a bazooka loaded with Brainz Burgerz)
Cavendish: Drive! (the Mall Cop puts the pedal to the metal, and she proceeds towards the docks, with the zombies and the Evil CEO after them)
We cut to underwater sea kingdom, populated by anthropomorphic fish people. We then see Reaper & Widowmaker zapped into this world. Reaper is now a blue fish person with dark blue fins while Widowmaker is a green fish person with purple fins.
Reaper: (sarcastic) Great. I'm gonna smell fish for a week.
Widowmaker: At least have the bad*** spear. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears)
Don: Greetings Reaper & Widowmaker. Here's your challenge. The mermen and women of Oceanaquariopolis are under attack by evil octopus people. The only way to defeat them is for the Wise One to unlock a magically sealed, powerful war trident, which the prince will use to defeat the octopi. Reaper, you're the prince, so you and Widowmaker must locate the Wise One, and save Oceanaquariopolis. Good luck. (the drone leaves. At the moment, two servants appear before Reaper & Widowmaker)
Servant #1: Sir, have you located the Wise One.
Reaper: Not yet. But since I'm required to, or else face a penalty, I shall get right on it my good man.
Servant #1: I'm a lady.
Reaper: What? Um… I was referring to him. (points at the other servant)
Servant #2: I'm also a lady.
Reaper: Okay, that's definitely going to be confusing. (notices an Octopus army approaching) Widowmaker, you lead an army and keep those squids preoccupied. I'll find the Wise One. Where is he?
Servant #1: Probably on the surface.
Reaper: Thank you, M'lady. (he swims up to the surface as Widowmaker gets ready for battle)
We cut to a city in the clouds where we see Jude is zapped into a workshop. He was wearing a formal inventor's outfit, which looked like it was in the style of Steampunk.
Jude: Whoa. I look awesome. I look even better than that mannequin look-a-like of me in the formal tuxedo. Right, dude? (looks around but doesn't see Jonesy anywhere) Dude? (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears)
Don: Greetings Jude, nice threads. Welcome to the city of Retrofutureopolis. You are a wise inventor, and for your challenge, you must build an automaton, and your automaton must win a boxing match against an evil automaton created by an evil inventor. If the evil automaton wins, it'll be mass produced into an evil army, which take over the world.
Jude: Whoa. That's gnarly. Um, where's Jonesy?
Don: He's the automaton you have to build.
Jude: What? (he then notices the pile of scrap metal he has to work with)
Don: Good luck. (the drone leaves)
Jude: (at first, he appears worried, but then calms himself down) Alright, don't worry, dude. I mean, how hard can it be. I mean, you insert gear A into pole… (looks at the instructions, which are incredibly complicated. He then screams in frustration before looking over the instructions. His face softens, and he begins reading the instructions, as if he's beginning to understand them) Whoa. I get it. Huh, I guess all that time smoking weed paid off. (he then gets started with building Jonesy)
We then cut to Stan & Ford being zapped into a sub with numerous technologies surrounding them. Stan is wearing a white and black wetsuit while Ford is wearing a white and gold wetsuit.
Stan: Whoa. Are we in space?
Ford: I don't think so. Maybe we're at the bottom of the ocean. (static erupts on a nearby walkie talkie and Don's voice begins coming through the speaker)
Don: Actually, you're in neither. You see, you're in a miniaturize submarine inside the body of dying scientist. An evil scientist is trying to prevent you from giving him the cure to a horrible disease that's plaguing to kill him. You must inject the cure directly into one of his organs in order to save his life. Now go and save this man's life. (he logs off)
Stan: Oh, this is just one of my favorite movies, "Journey to the Center of Man".
Ford: Hey, that must be the cure. (points to a giant needle. He then notices a warning on the side) "Warning: Do not inject into the heart". Good safety tip.
Stan: So what? Do we inject into the stomach? The liver? The pancreas?
Ford: Doubtful. It we get stuck in there; we'd have to go out through the back end. (they shudder at this)
Stan: Alright, let's go up.
Ford: Good thinking. That's using your brain. (comes to the realization) The brain! That's where the needle has to be injected into! We gotta go, now! (they're about to blast off when they're hit with a laser blast. They notice a man in a black and red wetsuit in a different sub looking at them maliciously)
Evil Scientist: Time to rid the body of infectious parasites. (continues trying to blast them, which they manage to avoid)
Stan: Fight, fight, fight! (presses a button, which fires a laser at the Evil Scientist, which disorients him long enough for Stan & Ford to escape)
Ford: We gotta hurry. I doubt the patient has very long.
Lastly, we cut to Demoman & Pyro being zapped into a futuristic, video game-like world. Pyro was a robot plane while Demoman was a robot tank.
Demoman: Okay, this is pretty cool.
Pyro: Definitely. (realizes something) Hey, I can speak. Finally, I've been waiting for this day for so long. Now I can finally say, "Demoman, you're an insane psychopath, and I like you, but you need to stop leaving your bare feet on the sofa."
Demoman: I make no promises. (a drone arrives and a holoprojection of Don appears to give instructions)
Don: Greetings Demoman, Pyro. Here's a brief history lesson. The pollution from a 100,000-year war has made this planet unlivable. Your side settled in life pods that orbit the planet, while your enemies retreated underground. A small patch of land with breathable air has been discovered. You must claim the Life Zone before your enemies. (the drone leaves)
Demoman: Whoa, this would make for an epic video game. (he then notices a tiger mecha and an elephant mecha appear and begin firing lasers and missiles at them)
Tiger Mecha: Prepare to meet your doom.
Elephant Mecha: Firing Trunk Missiles. (makes an elephant sound as it launches missiles at Demoman & Pyro)
Demoman: Two can play at that game. (follows in suit with his nose cannon)
Both projectiles collide, creating a smoke cloud. Demoman & Pyro manage to escape as the tiger mecha leaps from the smoke. Soon, the elephant mecha leaps from the smoke and lands on top of the tiger mecha, causing them to combine together)
Elephant Mecha: Hey, I'm the head. What are you? The arms? The legs? The back? (little does he know, the tiger mecha is the combined mecha's posterior)
Tiger Mecha: I'd rather not say. (an orange alien appears into the top left corner of the tiger mecha's screen)
Orange Alien: Mechas. We can't let our enemies get to the Life Zone. In your current state, you should have a leg up in order to defeat them. (he then notices something's off) Where am I?
Tiger Mecha: Let's just say you're in the lower backside.
Demoman: (chuckles upon seeing this) That's hilarious. (a yellow alien then pops up in the top left corner of Demoman's mecha)
Yellow Alien: Mechas. Our enemies have combined forces. In order to combat them you'll need to do the same.
Demoman: On it. Pyro, combine.
Pyro: Yahoo! Let's take these mother****ers down! (they collide and combine, forming a Mega Mecha)
Demoman: Charge! (they begin running towards the enemy Mega Mecha, which in turn runs towards them, leading to them wrestling each other)
We then cut to back to Middleburg where we see Phyllis and Don watching everything on the giant Dimension projector.
Phyllis: I must admit, your teams are pretty impressive. Particularly that Herry fella. Strong like Ox, that one is. (we see that Herry has got one of his opponent's in a deadlock while Odie body slams another one)
Don: Indeed. (to the camera) Well, all the teams have their challenges. Which team will rise to the occasion, and which one will fall short? Find out in Part 2 of this special episode of, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
Man, that was a long chapter. Now originally, I wasn't intending for this to be a two-part episode, but due to the circumstances, I was inclined to do so. Actually, this works out, because I desperately need to rewrite the next chapter, which sucks. Now, I understand this chapter was a little slow, but that's because I'm saving the big stuff for next chapter. I'm actually quite excited for it. Also, concerning Ronnie Anne mentioning she preferred to have a superhero with energy powers is a reference to the FanFiction, "Loud Heroes", in which he hero alter ego has energy powers. I actually had the idea to include Bobby & Ronnie Anne's superhero forms from that FanFiction into this one, but I didn't, mainly because Smoking Wrecker wouldn't give me permission, which is understandable, given the fact that he's very finicky when it comes to people using his work. Though, I at least included that reference simply because I adore his & Zachlor16's FanFiction. Go check it out. It is phenomenal. As always, please like and review and I'll see you all next time. This is ZNBT signing off.
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20th: Haiku & Lucy [Goths – The Loud House]
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