The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 10: Traversing the Multiverse – Part 2
We pick up where we left off and open up on Demoman & Pyro battling against the tiger and elephant mecha in their Mega Mecha form.
Demoman: You're going down, you bucket of bolts.
Elephant Mecha: Says you!
Tiger Mecha: (off screen) Yeah! Um, turn around please. (the elephant mecha does so, allowing for the tiger mecha to face Demoman & Pyro) The only thing you're gonna come down with is a major case of butt whoop.
Elephant Mecha (turns back around) Let's take 'em out! (charges towards them)
Demoman: Time to blow to smithereens! (fires his projectiles at them, which they manage to avoid)
Pyro: Fire in the hole! (fires several lasers, which they also manage to avoid) Aw forget this. Charge! (they charge towards their enemies)
However, when the two collide, they end up combining together, creating an Ultra Mega Mecha, leading to a cool action pose with bright lights in the background.
Yellow Alien: What the heck are you doing?
Orange Alien: You merged with our enemies?
Demoman: Um, you're breaking up. (begins making static noises with his mouth) Sorry can't- (logs him off their communication)
Tiger Mecha: Bad reception. (makes static noises with his mouth before logging off his communication)
Demoman & Pyro and the tiger mecha and elephant mecha battle each other while in their combined form. However, during the battle, they trip and fall over, launching all their projectiles at one of the orbiting moons.
Everyone: Uh oh. (the moon explodes, and giant asteroids from the moon's debris begin falling towards the planet)
Tiger Mecha: What's going on? I can't see. Turn me around. (they do so, allowing for the tiger mecha to see what's going on) Oh my.
Back in the Penn Zero World, Don & Phyllis are watching everything on the giant holo-projection screen while enjoying popcorn and soda.
Don: Wow. What a great plot twist.
Phyllis: It makes for a great show. (we then cut back to the Robot World)
Elephant Mecha: If the moon crashes here, the planet is toast, and everyone loses. What are we gonna do?
Pyro: (an idea pops into his head) I have an idea. I remember playing a game with Scout that featured this exact scenario. I know how to destroy the moon before it falls towards the planet. It's risky, and we may not come back alive. Are you with me?
Demoman: I face death on a daily basis. I'm in.
Tiger Mecha: Let's work together and save the planet. Tank Mecha, Plane Mecha, fly up there. Elephant Mecha, you and I will use our superior fire power and weaponry to take out that moon.
Elephant Mecha: Let's do this. (they're about to fly up there, but they're unable to do so. Their power levels are too low) Mechs, we need to power up our matrix module.
Pyro: I think it's time to get funky. (he begins guiding the Ultra Mega Mecha in doing a Ultra Mega Power Combine dance routine in order to build up power, which ends up working) Ultra Mega Mecha! (they fly up towards the moon as it continues its descent onto the planet. We then cut to the yellow and orange aliens who are picking up the feeds of the mechs working together)
Yellow Alien Leader: The mechs. They're…
Orange Alien Leader: Working together? (we cut back to the mechs)
Tiger Mecha: On my go, we all fire. 3… 2… 1… Fire! (the mechs fire all at once, destroying the moon before it hits the planet, leading to blinding light surrounding the scene)
When the light clears, we see the life zone is unharmed and the mechs managed to survive. Demoman zooms in on the life zone and sees two ships land. He then sees the Yellow Alien Leader and the Orange Alien Leader shaking hands. Having been inspired by the mechs teamwork in saving the planet, they've decided to end the war and share the life zone between both their people.
Demoman: Well look at that. (the other mechs zoom in and sees what's happening)
Pyro: I guess that was the real mission. Saving the planet, and achieving peace for all. (a blue light appears, and Demoman & Pyro are zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Phyllis: Well done. For your actions, I believe you've earned double points.
Don: And a 1st place finish.
Demoman: Alright! (Pyro cheers under his mask)
At that moment, Dudley & Kitty are zapped back into the Penn Zero World.
Dudley: I'm gonna miss that ripped body. It looked especially good with that glistening oil.
Kitty: Yeah. But at least we saved the day.
Don: Wow. That was fast.
Kitty: And pretty easy. Check it. (grabs the remote and rewinds to show that Dudley used a slingshot to knock the dark orb off its staff and break, leading everyone to cheer and flex while Dudley & Kitty fist bump and pose)
Dudley: I love it when a plan comes together.
Don: Well, 2nd place is yours. Congrats. (they fist bump once more. The Insane Destructors and T.U.F.F. Agents go to sit down in the theater and observe their competitors' progress)
Scene switches to the Dragon Universe where we see Hanzo & Genji going through a major training session while observing Blaze eat junk and watch TV. Once it's time for the attack, Hanzo approaches Blaze.
Hanzo: Why don't help us? Get off your overweight behind and help us take down our enemies.
Blaze: New Blaze doesn't see the point in fighting when the odds are stacked against us. You should run while you still have a chance.
Hanzo: My brother and I will not run. We'll fight till the end. Even if the odds are stacked against us, we won't give up and run. I believe the old Blaze would agree with me. (he leaves. Blaze ponders Hanzo's words before noticing a kiosk with sunglasses for sale)
We see the dragons fly towards the unicorn's battle station and begin battling the unicorns. While a majority of the unicorns are distracted by a group of dragons, Hanzo & Genji begin approaching the weak spot: the belly button.
Hanzo: There's the weak spot.
Genji: Let's take this ship down. (fires a fireball towards the belly button. However, General Bighorn appears and eats the fireball) Oh my. That's a dangerous unicorn.
General Bighorn: That wasn't a shot. This is a shot. (fires a laser from her horn)
Hanzo: Genji! (pushes him out of the way, taking the full blast of Bighorn's laser horn, causing him to fall)
Genji: Brother!
Before Hanzo plummets to his doom, he's caught by Blaze, whose wearing new sunglasses and has regained his hot bod.
Hanzo: Blaze?
Blaze: Cupcake was right. New Blaze was pretty lame.
Hanzo: Welcome back, old Blaze. How'd you get rid of your potbelly?
Blaze: Blaze's fire breath is so hot, that it burns the calories right off. Anyway, you and Renegade destroy the ship while Blaze settles an old score. (Blaze flies off to confront Bighorn as Genji appears next to Hanzo)
Genji: We can't get close. There are too many unicorns. And there lasers are dangerous.
Hanzo: (notices a sword and a bow and arrow nearby) Maybe we won't have. (tosses Genji a sword) What do you say?
Genji: And here I thought you were against me.
Hanzo: We're brothers. I'm ashamed of what I did, and what that menace made me do to you. But you're still family, and I will always be by your side.
Genji: Let's do this. Together.
We then cut to General Bighorn blasting every dragon that comes near her and the weak spot. That's when Blaze appears behind her.
Blaze: Blaze thinks General Bighorn should pick on someone her own size.
General Bighorn: But there's no one my size, so I have to pick on those much smaller. (she then begins battling Blaze. They go back and forth with who's winning. However, General Bighorn manages to hit Blaze with a laser, catching him off-guard, allowing her to grab) You were a fool to fight me again. Hope you're not allergic to killer bees.
Blaze: Blaze is allergic to killer bees and making the same mistake twice. Blaze is pretty sure that General Bighorn has the same weak spot as her stupid battleship: her belly button. (Bighorn looks scared at the fact that Blaze has discovered her weakness) B'day, mate. (he kicks her in the stomach, propelling her towards the weak spot. That's when she notices Hanzo & Genji getting ready to launch their projectiles at the weak spot)
Hanzo: Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau! (activates his Ultimate Ability)
Genji: Ryujin no ken wo kurae! (activates his Ultimate Ability)
Their combined abilities hit Bighorn and the weak spot dead on, causing the battleship to explode and Bighorn to fall out of the sky into a truck containing killer bees.
Blaze: (landing next to Hanzo & Genji) Looks like General Bighorn has been demoted to Major Buzzkill.
Hanzo: Well done, Blaze. You have regained your honor. You are a worthy ally.
Blaze: As are you two. You'll have to teach Blaze that technique.
Genji: Sorry family secret. (General Talon appears)
During the evening, for their heroic acts, Hanzo, Genji, & Blaze receive medals of honor from General Talon. Dragon women surround Blaze and fawn over him while Hanzo & Genji watch on.
Hanzo: Should we…
Genji: Let him have his moment. He's earned it. (he & Hanzo are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: Very impressive. 3rd place is yours. (they simply bow and take their seats in the theater)
We then cut to the Cereal Universe where we see Agent K, Dick Daring, and the Be Well Beaver arriving at Marshmallow Dreams Maximum Security Prison. They arrive at a cell containing Wrong Way Wally and an opossum wearing a yellow hat, a sweater with Otis written on the front in red letters, blue pants, and brown shoes.
Dick Daring: Wrong Way Wally.
Wrong Way Wally: Well, well, well. Choco Chuck. To what do I owe this unfortunate visit from my rival.
Dick Daring: At three o'clock, your old cellmate, the Milkman, is going to flood the valley with milk and destroy all the cereal.
Otis the Opossum: That man is not very nice.
Dick Daring: (gasps) Otis the Opossum? You go bonkers for Banana Bran. (to Agent K) K, remember that commercial where Otis wanted Banana Bran so bad, he used his life savings to buy the Banana Bran factory? But then he defaulted on his loans and was sent to prison? (he chuckles before he notices K & the Be Well Beaver look at him skeptically. He then clears his throat and turns his attention back towards Wrong Way Wally) Anyway, where's the Milkman gonna strike?
Wrong Way Wally: Why should I tell you?
Dick Daring: Because I have a secret weapon. My wife. (K steps forward, prompting Wally to stifle a laugh)
Wrong Way Wally: What's she gonna do? Paint my nails. (this causes Agent K to clench her fists in anger)
Dick Daring: Don't doubt her abilities. She's more dangerous than even I can imagine. Take it away, K.
Agent K: Gladly. (enters Wally's cell) I'll be out in two minutes.
A SpongeBob timecard appears reading, "One and a half minutes later". The French Narrator then reads what the timecard reads.
French Narrator: One and a half minutes later.
Agent K exits the cell, dusting off her hands. We then see the shocked expressions of Dick Daring and the Be Well Beaver.
Agent K: Today's the 10th anniversary of the Crispy Valley Milk Dam. All the Milkman has to do to flood the valley is sabotage the dam.
Be Well Beaver: Wow. You are dangerous.
Dick Daring: I'll say. But that was impressive.
Agent K: It was nothing. But maybe I overdid it a bit. (we look into the cell where we see Wrong Way Wally curled up in a ball in a corner of the cell, clearly having been broken by K)
Be Well Beaver: He'll get over it. Hopefully.
Dick Daring: (looks at the clock and sees its two o'clock) We gotta hurry. The Milkman will flood the valley in an hour.
Agent K: He's right. Let's go! (they begin running towards the dam)
We then cut to the dam where we see the trio arriving via a cereal bowl boat, passing a lion with a green mane, wearing a yellow shirt with a lime on the front, a black belt with a gold buckle, green shorts, and green shoes, tending to his crops.
Dick Daring: Wow! Lenny the Lion! I love your Lemon-Lime Lion Logs! (Agent K then sees the Milkman unscrewing the cap on the milk jug that holds the valley's entire milk supply)
Agent K: That can't be good. (the lid comes off, and milk begins spilling out into the reservoir) I hate spilled milk.
Milkman: Well hello again, friends. (throws the cap away) You drink up now.
Agent K: Beaver, get the cap. (Be Well dives into the reservoir and swims towards the edge) Dick, you're with me.
Dick Daring: What are we gonna do?
Agent K: We're going on a milk run. (they climb up the dam and confront the Milkman) Let's do this. (she lunges towards him, but because he's made of milk, she goes right through him. She & Dick continuously punch and kick him, but it has no effect as he's made of milk. K stops punching him after lodging her fist into his chest, realizing that's it's not working)
Milkman: Didn't your mother tell you never to put your fist in someone's chest? (grabs her fist) I call this move the milkshake. (he shakes her above his head and throws her to the side)
Dick Daring: (laughing) Milkshake. Hilarious. (laughing. The Milkman grabs him and throws him onto Agent K)
We then see the milk levels in the reservoir rising, causing the lining that controls the reservoir beginning to break. The Be Well Beaver then jumps out of the milk into a field of Kale Flakes.
Be Well Beaver: Bingo. (begins eating the Kale Flakes, which give him enhanced strength and speed) Kale Flakes give you… Health Power. (a note appears reading: "Kale does not actually give you superpowers". The Be Well Beaver then jumps back into the milk and, swimming at crazy speeds, grabs the cap, and throws it, landing on the milk jug and stopping the flow of the milk. The Milkman, who's beating Agent K & Dick Daring senseless, sees this, and he isn't please)
Milkman: (friendly; throws away K & Dick and chuckles) Friends, if you don't stop messing with my plans, you're gonna have to… (menacing) drink up again. (sticks his hand into the milk, absorbing it, and growing to giant proportions) Milk makes you grow big and strong. (K & Dick gasp. K tries blasting him, but it has no effect. The Milkman tries stepping on them, which they barely avoid) Snack time is over.
Dick Daring: (getting an idea) Oh yeah, 'cause I'm still thirsty. (jumps towards him)
Agent K: Dick! (the Milkman grabs Dick)
Dick Daring: Time to drink up now. (uses his trunk to literally drink the Milkman)
Milkman: Hey, friend, cut that out. Come on friend, let go. (inside his trunk) Help! It's gross in here, friend. (makes an elephant sound and launches the Milkman into a bottle prison, with Agent K placing the lid on top of the bottle in order to trap him) Could you let me out of this bottle? I thought we were friends, friend.
Be Well Beaver: (in the driver's seat) Not even close. I'm taking you back to prison. Next time don't underestimate the power of cereal. (drives away)
Agent K: Well done, Dick.
Dick Daring: Thanks, hon. Think we could come back sometime? I had a blast.
Agent K: We'll see. (suddenly, she & K are zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: Impressive job, you two. How's 4th place sound?
Dick Daring: Alright!
Agent K: We'll take it. (they take their seats next to Dudley & Kitty) Glad to see you two made.
Kitty: Same here. Impressive job.
Dudley: I miss we could've gone to that universe. Then I could been Iron Mutt, sponsor of Iron Mutt Cereal.
Dick Daring: (looks at the cereal) Ooo, with real iron. (pulls out a bowl and pours the cereal into it. He begins eating the cereal, but since it contains iron, it breaks his teeth. Still, he enjoys it none the less) Yummy. (smiles, showcasing his broken teeth)
Agent K: You may wanna get that checked out.
We then cut to the Temple Universe where we see Fillmore & Ingrid making their way through the ruins.
Fillmore: Man this place it unsanitary. What with its broken pipes and disgusting bathtubs? Apparently, they worship plumbing. (as they're walking, Ingrid accidentally steps on an elevated stone)
Ingrid: Uh oh.
This causes them to fall through a hidden crevasse into a network of chutes, ending up falling from the ceiling into a room with unknown contents. Fillmore falls onto what appears to be a giant flush valve. Both of them stand up and collect their bearings.
Ingrid: Um, where are we?
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Beware the flush.
Fillmore: Huh? (stands up, and his weight is enough to flush the valve. This wakes up the giant toilet monster that they landed on. They hop off as quickly as they can and begin running)
They manage to run through an exit and grab onto a vine. The toilet monster bursts through the walls and snaps its jaws at them, which they manage to avoid. It falls to the ground, but survives and begins snapping its jaws at them, trying to grab them. While suspended from the vine, Ingrid notices something.
Ingrid: Fillmore. There's something clogging up the toilet system.
Fillmore: (sees it as well) Maybe that's what's causing him to go crazy. (shudders) Looks like we're gonna have to do something a little unorthodox. (they both dive into the toilet water. Fillmore swims down and pulls on the object, dislodging it from the flush mechanism, allowing for the toilet monster to properly flush. They swim to the service and breath air. They then turn towards each other, both of them with discomfort on their faces) We shall never speak of this again.
Ingrid: I've already deleted it from my photographic memory. (notices Fillmore's holding onto a plunger) Huh. The first a plunger has clogged a toilet. (turns to look at the toilet monster) Think you could give us a lift. (the toilet monster, grateful for their help, jumps over the ruins to the top of the temple, where Fillmore returns the idol to the holster, defeating the curse. Unfortunately, it also releases the toxic fumes)
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Thank you for the TP. You may wanna light a candle. (Fillmore & Ingrid hold their breaths as they're zapped back into the Penn Zero Universe)
Fillmore: That was trippy.
Ingrid: And discomforting.
Don: Hopefully this'll make up for it. 5th place. Well done.
Fillmore: Uh, thanks. (they take their seats)
We cut to the Toy World where we see Archie, Atlanta, and Shirley B. Awesome approaching enemy lines. They hide near the lattice, to avoid detection. Atlanta motions that she'll climb the lattice to get a bird's eye view of the scene, which Shirley nods at. Atlanta climbs the lattice and takes a look at the artillery surrounding the tree where the helicopter is located. She spots the helicopter inside the treehouse.
Atlanta: The helicopter's at two o'clock, general. (she jumps down and lands in front of Shirley) What do you need us to do?
Shirley B. Awesome: Alright, here's the plan. I sneak in, take out the enemy one by one. Then, when the hard work is done, I'll signal you guys, with a noise that sounds like a British ambulance. Like this. (impersonates an ambulance sound) Then, I fly us all back to Greg's yard. Boom! Got it?
Archie & Atlanta: Ma'am, yes, ma'am! (they salute her)
Shirley B. Awesome: It's nice to see you two not acting like a couple of preschool toys. You two remind me of myself when I was fresh out of the packaging. Now out of my way. (races into battle, allowing of Archie & Atlanta to relax)
Archie: We're not gonna let her have all the action, are way?
Atlanta: Of course not. Let's go. (they follow her)
We cut to Shirley racing into battle, taking out several enemies. However, she finds herself surrounded, until Atlanta uses her speed and Archie's Hephaestus Whip to take out a bunch of enemies.
Shirley B. Awesome: You two don't take orders well. I respect that. (they smile at this. A toy tank approaches and aims the haul at the trio, but Atlanta blasts it with her Wrist Laser Crossbow into the barrel, blowing it up. They manage to take out everyone. However, a net trap hidden beneath a pile of leaves activates and captures them)
We then cut to the inside of the treehouse where we see the Rogue Jerk Squadron loading up the helicopter with various toy weapons.
General Jerkface: Prepare for departure.
Lieutenant Jerkoff: Sir, yes, sir.
General Jerkface: (turns to face Atlanta, Archie, & Shirley, who're all tied up with duct tape) Well, if it isn't Shirley B. Awesome. Looks like today you're more like "Shirley B. Defeated".
Atlanta: She's not a loser, Jerkface.
General Jerkface: That's General Jerkface.
Atlanta: Dang it. That was supposed to be an insult.
General Jerkface: Soon, we'll take off and steal all the toys from as far as a block and a half. And you'll be here to witness my ultimate victory.
Archie: I wouldn't get to cocky. I'm sure getting caught and bringing us here is all a part of General Awesome's plan.
Shirley B. Awesome: (looks downtrodden and sheepish) I've never gone on a mission. (Archie, Atlanta, and General Jerkface look surprised)
General Jerkface: Seriously? (Archie, Atlanta, & Shirley look annoyed at his interruption) What? I'm here too.
Shirley B. Awesome: I only act tough to mask how lonely I am on the inside.
General Jerkface: It's true. It says so right on the back of the box. (we see the back of the Shirley B. Awesome action figure pack, which features her saying the line she just said)
Atlanta: Why didn't you tell us?
Shirley B. Awesome: I didn't know if I could trust you two. But since this mission is practically over, I'm proud to admit that goin' out alongside you two will be the honor of my life.
Archie: This mission isn't over yet. (cuts through the duct tape with his Hephaestus Whip)
Atlanta: (fires her Wrist Laser Crossbow at a button on General Jerkface's wrist, which causes his hand to launch off) Bullseye. (the hand jumps all over the place, destroying the plastic grenades, sponge missiles, toy tanks, and every soldier in the Rogue Jerk Squadron) To the helicopter. (they approach the helicopter, but the remote's missing) Where's the remote?
General Jerkface: Right here. (we see the remote is tied up to a detonator with dental floss) If I can't have the helicopter, no one will. (presses the timer, which begins counting down from two minutes. Atlanta blasts General Jerkface with her Wrist Laser Crossbow, blowing him up)
Atlanta: Archie, cut the ropes. (tries using his Hephaestus Whip on the dental floss, but it doesn't work)
Archie: It's not working. That's some strong dental floss.
Atlanta: What do we do?
Shirley B. Awesome: (sighs, sorrowfully) We can still complete the mission. Quick, get onto the helicopter. I'll fly you home, manually.
Atlanta: But Shirley, that means you'll…
Shirley B. Awesome: I know. Now get to the helicopter. That is an order! (Archie & Atlanta salute her)
Archie: Yes, ma'am. (he & Atlanta get onto the helicopter and Shirley begins flying them towards Greg's backyard)
Shirley B. Awesome: (talking through the helicopter's speaker box) If I can, I'll fly you over the Owens' pool. I saw it once when Greg threw me in the air. (we get a flashback of Greg throwing Shirley in the air, prompting her to see the whole neighborhood, shedding a tear in the process. We then cut back to the present where we see Archie & Atlanta saddened by Shirley's sacrifice, with Atlanta shedding tears) It was spectacular. For once I felt like a real person. Like a little 6-inch person. (Shirley lands the helicopter in Greg's backyard. The timer counts down to zero, but all she can do is smile. The bomb goes off, prompting Archie & Atlanta to shield their eyes)
Atlanta: She gave her life to save us.
Archie: I doubt we'll ever see her again. (Shirley's head then falls in front of them, causing them to scream)
Shirley B. Awesome: (her face has a dead expression on it before she blinks) Ow! Oh, I hate it when this happens. (Archie & Atlanta screams once more before calming down)
Atlanta: Shirley, you're alive?!
Shirley B. Awesome: Of course. Action figures don't just die. Now find my parts. (they look at the surrounding area, find her parts, and piece her back together)
Archie: Careful, I think your parts are still pretty loose.
Shirley B. Awesome: You two done good. And thanks for puttin' me back together.
Atlanta: Hey, that's what friends do. (Shirley B. Awesome smiles. Archie & Atlanta are zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Atlanta: I'm gonna miss that girl. (they then see Don on the verge of tears)
Don: What you did is enough to make a grown man cry. (the dam bursts and he begins bawling) 6th place. Cut to the next team.
We cut to the Plant World where we see Marco leaving a room with a bunch of lipstick marks on his face.
Marco: Wow. She could sing. Although, not as good as she could kiss.
Star: Marco, you dawg.
Marco: Actually, I'm a cactus.
Star: So, what information did you get from her?
Narrator: Although Marco got Orchid's digits, he'd also discovered Star was wrong in her assumptions, and Orchid and Fern aren't connected to Big Red. In fact, Fern wasn't actually missing, he just got lost on his way to the bus stop, and he's alright.
Star: Oh, my bad.
Marco: Well, at least I got a girl who can tickle my roots. Well, with that out of the way, let's go to his last known location he's probably there. (they head towards Big Red's last known location. The show's logo appears leading to a scene transition to Big Red's last known location: the water tower)
Narrator: Because Star distracted Marco from the true objective, thousands of innocent plants were about to get soaked with weed killer.
Big Red: (grabbing the weed killer) Time to water the plants. And by water, I mean poison. (laughs evilly)
Marco: Freeze. (Big Red sees Star & Marco in front of him, with what appeared to be a weapon underneath Marco's coat)
Narrator: Unbeknownst to Big Red, the Detective didn't really have a weapon under his coat.
Star: Oh come on! (Big Red laughs and knocks over a lever holding up a bunch of barrels, launching them towards Star & Marco. Big Red then begins climbing up the ladder towards the top of the water tower)
Narrator: It appeared to be curtains for the Detective and his Trusty Sidekick. They couldn't possibly be able to catch up to Big Red.
Star: Not necessarily. You know, I saw a helicopter tour company at the beach. We can use that hose to zipline down to the street, then hop into a cab, drive to the helipad… (Marco cuts her off)
Marco: Or we could just take that elevator. (they enter the elevator and head towards the top of the water tower where they witness Big Red about to pour weed killer into the water supply)
Big Red: You took the elevator. Very crafty move. But you're too late. Hope you're thirsty, 'cause I'm about to make it rain. (turns a value which activates a sprinkler system, causing water to rain down on Plantywood) And by rain, I mean poison.
Marco: Hey Big Red, think fast. (launches one of his quills at Big Red, which lands in front his feet, not even touching him)
Big Red: Ha, you didn't even come close.
Marco: I wasn't aiming for you.
Big Red looks down and sees Marco ripped the bottom of the bag of weed killer open, covering his feet in weed killer. This weakens him, causing him to fall from the water tower to his death. Marco & Star then look down at the city in admiration as it rains spring water onto everyone.
Narrator: It rained on a near constant basis in the city of flora. But even the rain couldn't drown out what everyone was thinking. The narrator could not be cooler. ("The End" appears onscreen in a similar style to movies from the 1930s. As the narrator says his final line, Star appears in front of "The End")
Star: Oh shut up! (blasts the narrator with him wand, causing him to fall over, extra crispy) Man, that felt good. (she & Marco are zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: Nice work. Not only in defeating Big Red, but also in getting rid of the Narrator. That guy was annoying. 7th place.
We cut to the Super World where we see Bobby, Ronnie Anne, and Captain Super Captain arriving at the location of Professor Evil Professor's doomsday device.
Captain Super Captain: Alright, brother. Show yourself. (Professor Evil Professor emerges from the shadows while laughing evilly)
Ronnie Anne: Ooo, evil entrance. This guy knows what he's doing.
Professor Evil Professor: Do you really think you can beat me this time, brother?
Captain Super Captain: Probably. We're 10 and 0 at the moment.
Professor Evil Professor: Well this time, I have a leg up. Feast your eyes on this. (pulls out a briefcase and shows the trio its contents, which turns out to be a record player playing contemporary music)
Bobby: Apart from the slow music, how is this a problem? (Captain Super Captain gasps)
Captain Super Captain: Adult contemporary music. My one weakness. (he gets woozy and can't see straight)
Ronnie Anne: You'll pay for that. (she's about to unleash a stink bomb, but he pulls out an air fresher and sprays her with it, negating her powers) Well that's not good. (sniffs the air) But at least I now smell like Jasmine.
Bobby: Looks like it's up to me. (flies towards Professor Evil Professor, who blasts him with his chest laser) Why couldn't I have gotten matter absorption as a power. That would've been so cool.
Ronnie Anne: What are we gonna do? We have no way of defeating him.
Bobby: (getting an idea) Not by ourselves. But maybe we can get some help. (at that moment, a portal appears, and two males exit)
One was a tall, skinny, old Hispano-American man with long legs and arms. He has a dimly tanned ashy complexion, grey-blue, spiky hair with a bald spot on the back of his head, and a unibrow. He was wearing a white lab coat with a turquoise undershirt, brown pants, a dark brown belt with a yellow buckle, and black shoes. The other was a young teenage boy with short brown hair that he's wearing straight and neatly combed around his head. He was wearing a yellow shirt, blue pants, and white shoes. This was Rick & Morty from the show, Rick & Morty.
Rick: What the f*** is this place? (looks at the portal gun and detects their location) Oh, we're in that racing show you like, Morty.
Morty: The Ridonculous Race?
Rick: Actually, we're in a FanFiction based on the show. Guess we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Remember that line, Morty? Remember?
Morty: Yes, Rick, everyone knows that line.
Rick: Well, sorry to bother you and sorry about wasting the author's time. Continue with this battle. (they're about to leave when Bobby stops them)
Bobby: Actually, could I make a suggestion?
Rick: Sure incredibly buff person.
Bobby: We need some more superheroes to take down this guy. You think you could help us find some?
Rick: (checking the portal gun) Sorry. Looks like every superhero from other dimensions are busy. You're f***ed.
Morty: (looking at the portal gun) Wait. There's one.
Rick: Huh? (realizes something) Oh, that's why they're available. Guess they can help you. Anyway, good luck with battling that tyrant. We're off to save the world in our universe… again. (they exit the portal, causing everyone to look at the portal, slightly unnerved)
Ronnie Anne: So, what now?
Professor Evil Professor: Continue our battle?
Bobby: Not yet. (at that moment, a group of heroes exit the portal behind Bobby & Ronnie Anne. Here's the full rundown)
The first person to exit the portal was a Caucasian male with short brown hair in a Gentlemen's cut, ice blue eyes, and five o'clock shadow. He was wearing a white version of Iceman's costume from "X-Men: Days of Future Past", which also include sunglasses.
The second person to exit the portal was a Japanese female with long black hair tied in a ponytail and black eyes. She was wearing a purple version of Invisible Woman from "Fantastic Four", minus the 4 on her chest, and with a purple mask over her eyes.
The third person to exit the portal was a Russian male with long brown hair reaching his shoulders, black eyes, and a five o'clock shadow. He was wearing a black biosuit with silver highlights, black combat boots, black fingerless gloves, and a silver mask.
The fourth person to exit the portal was a Hispanic female with curly black hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a black biosuit with orange highlights and an orange flame insignia on the chest, orange shoes, orange gloves, and an orange mask.
The fifth person to exit the portal was a Korean-Australian male with short black hair and black eyes. He was wearing a black biosuit with red highlights and a red mask.
The sixth person to exit the portal was a British male with slicked-back black hair, green eyes, five o'clock shadow, and muscles. He was wearing a forest green version of Timezone's outfit from "Static Shock" with green gloves, green boots, a black belt, and an emerald green mask.
The seventh person to exit the portal was a Native American female with long, wavy black hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a dark version of Aqualad's outfit from "Young Justice". (See Aqualad's Darkwear)
The eighth person to exit the portal was a Chinese male with slicked-back black hair and black eyes. He was wearing an all-black version of Generator Rex's outfit from "Generator Rex" with sunglasses as opposed to goggles.
The ninth person to exit the portal was an African American male with short black hair, black eyes, and facial hair. He was wearing a black biosuit with yellow highlights and a giant lightning bolt going down the middle.
The tenth and final person to exit the portal was a French female with blonde hair tied in a ponytail and green eyes. She was wearing a black biosuit with pink highlights and a pink mask.
Professor Evil Professor looks scared at the presence of these new heroes.
Professor Evil Professor: I'll have to activate my secret weapon. (activates the mind control medallion on his chest, which causes the heroes to cover their eyes)
1st Hero: We gotta take out that hypnotic medallion.
2nd Hero: I'm on it. (the 2nd Hero turns invisible and sneaks by without detection. She grabs the medallion and turns visible) Glacier, catch. (she throws it towards the 1st Hero, dubbed Glacier, who catches and freezes the device, destroying it)
5th Hero: With that taken care of, let the real fun begin. (speeds forward and throws several punches. However, they hit but Professor Evil Professor doesn't feel them)
Professor Evil Professor: Ha, didn't even feel a thing. (he's about to blast the 5th Hero when his body begins jerking, like he's getting hit multiple times)
5th Hero: That's because I hit you faster than the punch could land.
Professor Evil Professor regains his bearings and sees the 4th Hero in front of him. He fires his laser eye at her, but she counters with a beam of fire from her hands, which she uses to knock him back. He then rolls out of the way, barely avoiding the 3rd Hero, whose body is coated in steel, coming down on him. The 3rd Hero then grabs a nearby tire and coats his body in rubber. He then begins bouncing towards Professor Evil Professor and continuously bounces off of him. Professor Evil Professor tries blasting him, but it has no effect, except make him smell like burning rubber.
3rd Hero: Not cool dude.
Professor Evil Professor then runs towards the doomsday device to activate it, but he's then hit by water and shock, courtesy of the 7th and 9th Heroes. However, he's able to press the button that'll activate the weapon.
Professor Evil Professor: You're too late. I've activated my weapon. There's no way you can stop it now. I've won! (laughs evilly, but then stops when he notices there's no screaming, fire, or explosion) My doomsday device should've gone off by now. What's going on?
6th Hero: Check your watch. (Professor Evil Professor does so and sees the minute hand is going counterclockwise)
Professor Evil Professor: What the- How's that possible?
6th Hero: Chronokinesis, or Time Manipulation, courtesy of yours truly. (Professor Evil Professor tries activating his weapon again, but he's grabbed by 10th Hero, who has elastic limbs)
10th Hero: Techno, you're up. (the 8th Hero, dubbed Techno, steps up to the machine, morphs his hands into mechanical objects, and hacks into the machine to disable it)
Techno: All in a day's work from your neighborhood IT guy. (he smiles. He then destroys the record player, allowing for Captain Super Captain to wake up)
Captain Super Captain: (rubbing his head) What'd I miss?
Bobby: I'll tell you what you missed: An epic battle.
Ronnie Anne: Who are you?
Glacier: We're just your average superhero team. I'm Glacier. (creates an ice ball in the palm of his hand)
Transparent: I'm known as Transparent. (momentarily turns invisible before turning visible again)
Element: I am Element. (coats his right arm in rubber, his left arm in wood, and his legs and body in steel)
Blaze: Blaze. (she coats her arms in fire)
Bolt: They call me Bolt. G'day, mates. (speeds off and comes back in the blink of an eye, chili dog in hand)
Clockwork: Clockwork, at your service. (takes a bow, before going back a few seconds and repeating the line once more) Clockwork, at your service.
Mishipeshu: Mishipeshu, the Water Panther. Mishipeshu for short. (creates water with her hands)
Techno: Techno. (morphs his body parts in mechanical objects, including giant robotic fists, hoverbike legs, and a chest cannon)
Shango: Shango. Named after the African God of Thunder and Lightning. (electricity coats his fists)
Flex: And I'm Flex. (stretches out her limbs)
Glacier: We are the Inhuman Guardians.
Ronnie Anne: Wow. You guys are so cool.
Bolt: Thanks, Sheila. We know it.
Mishipeshu: Show some modesty, Bolt.
Blaze: Hey we took down a bad guy who had other heroes under his control. Let's enjoy the moment. (they wait a moment) Okay let's go. (she enters the portal, as do Clockwork, Mishipeshu, Shango, Transparent, Techno, & Element. Before Glacier enters, rolls his eyes at Bolt admiring himself)
Glacier: Come on, Bolt. Let's go. (he grabs Bolt and throws him into the portal. He then notices to super police officers arrive) Flex, they can take it from here. (Flex nods and lets Professor Evil Professor go for the authorities to put the cuffs on him. Flex then enters the portal. Glacier then turns to face Bobby & Ronnie Anne) Till our paths cross once more. (he enters the portal as it closes. Bobby & Ronnie Anne are left speechless)
Bobby: That guy is so cool.
Captain Super Captain: Indeed. That whole team reminds me of myself during my younger years. (the trio then turns towards Professor Evil Professor) See you at Hanukkah, Clarence. (Bobby & Ronnie Anne are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: That was epic. Particularly that superhero team that helped you out. They were bad***. Oh by the way, you're in 8th place. (the high five before taking their place in the theater)
We cut to the Fairy World where we see Herry & Odie having managed to get to the final round of the Fairy Wrestling Tournament and getting ready to face their opponents: The Unfairies. However, they'll have to be wary, for the Unfairies are notorious cheaters, particularly the Hooded Pixie, who turns his partner, Collateral Damage, into objects to use against his opponents. The referee doesn't notice because their manager, Dr. Distraction, distracts the referee so they can cheat without getting caught.
The Hooded Pixie: (turns towards Dr. Distraction) You know what to do. (Dr. Distraction nods)
Dr. Distraction: Excuse me, Mr. Referee. Could you look at this birthmark on my neck? (shows him a spore of green mushrooms on his neck. Oddly enough, it's shaped like an airplane) Does it look like an airplane?
Referee: That looks pretty infected. I have a first aid kit back in office. Come on. (the referee takes Dr. Distraction back to his office to treat his infected birthmark. The Hooded Pixie laughs)
The Hooded Pixie then uses some pixie dust on Collateral Damage and turns him into a chair. He slams it down onto Herry, but it has no effect due to Herry's strength. The Hooded Pixie then turns Collateral Damage into a bomb.
The Hooded Pixie: Bombs away. (he throws Collateral Damage at Herry & Odie, who blows him back at The Hooded Pixie with their wings) Oh no! (the bomb goes off. An angered Hooded Pixie turns Collateral Damage into a table) Table this. (Odie grabs the table uses it to whack The Hooded Pixie. Herry then grabs him and throws him against the rope, which propels him back towards Herry, allowing for Herry to clothesline him)
The Hooded Pixie: I see stars.
Collateral Damage: (turns back to normal; disoriented) And they say wrestling's fake. (he then notices Herry running towards him. He dives between Herry's legs before Herry can grab him. As Collateral Damage is getting up, he launches Herry into the air, causing him to collide with Odie, knocking them to the ground. He then lands on top of Herry) So much for a fairy tale ending. (he laughs evilly) 1… 2… (he's then punched by none other than The Hooded Pixie, much to everyone's shock) What are you doing? We trying to win so we can rule the forest.
The Hooded Pixie: Sorry, partner. (to the camera) Ever since I was a young fairy, I dreamed of cheating my way to the championship and pull off the ultimate cheat: Switch teams at the end. (everyone gasps at the revelation as The Hooded Pixie begins tearing up) I only wish my dad, The Despicable Pixie, was here to see me cheat my way to not victory.
The Despicable Pixie: I'm here, son. (The Hooded Pixie looks up and sees his dad waving to him from way back in the crowd) I snuck in.
The Hooded Pixie: Oh daddy, this is for you! Pixie Pile Dive! (he jumps high in the air and lands on top of Collateral Damage, knocking him out. He then grabs Herry and places him on top of Collateral Damage just as the referee returns from tending to Dr. Distraction)
Referee: 1, 2, 3. (the final bell rings) The winners, and new rulers of the forest, are Wings of Destiny. (raises Herry & Odie's hands in victory. Although they don't know what's going on, they cheer. They are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: Impressive job you two. I myself was not expecting the Hooded Pixie to pull off such a move. 9th place goes to you two. (they fist bump)
Odie: (feels his arms) I'm gonna miss those guns. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
Herry: You handled yourself well out there.
Odie: I learned from the master. (they fist bump once more before taking their seats next to Fillmore & Ingrid)
Ingrid: Glad to see you're still in the competition.
Odie: You too. Hey, wanna watch our competition without watching our competition.
Ingrid: Why would we do that?
Odie: Because of this. (he gives her a passionate kiss before drawing back and giving her time to process Odie's proposal)
Ingrid: I accept your proposal. (they begin kissing as Herry & Fillmore watch)
Herry: Should we…
Fillmore: Let them get it out of there system. Let's just watch the rest of the competition. (Herry & Fillmore turn their attention back to the screen)
We cut to the Arabian World where we see Jonny 2x4 & Rolf in magic carpet chase with the bandits.
Jonny 2x4: Rolf, you're a genie now. Use something to combat these guys.
Rolf: Right. (ponders for a moment on how best to deal with the bandits) Rolf has an idea. (snaps his fingers, allowing for the Hat of Discipline to appear)
Bandit #1: What the heck is that?
Rolf: The Hat of Discipline. Do you live in a cave? (slams the Hat of Discipline down onto the first bandit. He then does to the same thing to several other bandits. He then snaps his fingers causing several pigs to land onto the bandit's flying carpets) You must first ask permission before you can dance with a pig. I must punish you. (slams down on all the bandits who have pigs on their carpets. He then hopes onto another carpet and snaps his fingers, causing there to be a mackerel in his and the bandit's hands) I challenge to a duel!
Bandit #2: With a mackerel?
Rolf then brings the hurt by smacking the bandit silly with his mackerel, before knocking him off the magic carpet, causing him to collide with a stone structure of an Egyptian Pharaoh sitting on a throne with a lion next to him. This collision causes the Pharaoh's body and throne to be destroyed, causing the Pharaoh's head to fall onto the lion. The lion's head breaks to the weight, causing the Pharaoh's head to fall onto the lion's body, thus creating a sphinx.
Rolf: Jonny the Wood Boy, this is a most wonderous world. Almost as good as the Old Country. Now I can do all my out customs and traditions. (he then notices more bandits approaching) Ah, their enthusiasm is bold, but enough buffoonery. I shall smite them with the power of thousand chickens. (launches a thousand chickens from his hands which hit all the bandits, knocking them off their flying carpets. Soon, all the bandits have been dispersed) And the deed is done. What now?
Jonny 2x4: Hey, there's the temple. Time to hit the brake. (pulls the brake that's located on the carpet, pulling up next to the palace. He then approaches the Sultan and bows) Your lamp, sir.
Sultan: Thank you. (takes the lamp) You done good, kid. You done good.
Jonny 2x4: Well to be honest, he did most of the hard work.
Rolf: All in a day's work. (Jonny 2x4 & Rolf are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Jonny 2x4: What's that Plank? (he listens to Plank) You're right, buddy. That was fun.
Don: And placing in the top 10 is also fun. Well done.
Rolf: Rolf will take our top 10 finish. Thank you. (they take their seats in the theater)
We cut to the Steampunk Universe where we see Jude has arrived at a floating automaton boxing arena. He then turns his attention towards the presenter of the event, Mayor Direginald Hindenburg.
Mayor Hindenburg: Gentle fellows. Let the automaton unveiling commence. (Jude unveils Jonesy, who looks like a fairly decently built automaton, while the evil inventor unveils the evil automaton. Jude & the evil inventor power up their inventions)
Jonesy: Hey Jude. Man, you have no idea how weird it was not being able to talk.
Jude: Yep. Luckily, I built you. (Jonesy looks worried) Don't worry, I got you covered, plus I added a few additional surprises.
Jonesy: Well, I guess I'll have to take your word for it. (approaches the center of the ring, with the evil automaton approaching him)
Mayor Hindenburg: Whichever combatant is the first to separate the other from his head wins. Automatons, commence pugilism. (he flies off as a robotic female wheels by with a sign reading "Round the First")
Jonesy: Alright. This shouldn't be to hard. I mean, I did wrestling once before so I can do it again. (he punches the evil automaton, but the evil automaton retaliates by blasting him with sand)
A metallic shield pops out of Jonesy's back to block his combatant's attacks while he regains his bearings. Jonesy then punches the evil automaton across the face, causing his head to spin but not pop off. The evil automaton pulls out a mop to mop the floor with Jonesy, but Jonesy sideswipes and breaks off the mop. The bell then rings, signifying the end of the 1st round.
Jude: Dude, you're doing great.
Jonesy: Yeah. I'm impressed at how well you built me.
Jude: Just good luck, I guess. Now, go out there and kick some mechanical butt. (Jonesy nods and gets up)
Mayor Hindenburg: Ladies and gentlemen, seconds out, Round the 3rd. (we then get a montage of the two combatants as Mayor Hindenburg begins laying down some fresh beats with Jude beatboxing in the background)
At the sound of the fanfare, a crash, and a bang.
A smash and a bash, an attack, and a clang.
The title bout that you've got to love.
Nothing finer than robots in boxing gloves.
Bobbing 'em, knocking 'em, drop to the canvas.
Popping and locking and stop for the cameras.
Hop on robotic top hat for fighting.
Spit tricky take to topple a tyrant.
Not really violent, boxing, sirens.
The titans pack pistons with rockets inside 'em.
Incredibly fun, run gentlemen run.
Give a tip of the hat, my respect to your mum. (Ah!)
Break it down, build and backup now.
Down for the count, no one ever gets up.
Break it down, build and backup now.
Down for the count, no one ever gets up.
Jonesy then begins break dancing to the song, but the evil automaton doesn't know how to make heads or tails of his wild dance moves, easily disorienting him.
Back on your feet, no time for a breather.
Your opponent won't tire, and you shouldn't either.
Or either, besides he's charged up his suit.
Electric eel power, the inhuman brut.
One wielding a cannon, firing a kitten.
Don't get distracted, get back on your mission.
Robotic tussles, mechanical muscles.
Clash until the backdrop collapses to rubble.
And you can't make part go, until you flip the switch into break dance mode.
Windmill kicks, block-rocking beats, oil slicks explode both are knocked off their feet.
The fight is bout that this mayor's ever seen. Double K.O. please clear up the scene.
Break it down, build and backup now.
Down for the count, no one ever gets up.
Break it down, build and backup now.
Down for the count, no one ever gets up.
Jonesy then ends by kicking the evil automaton's head off his body. Jonesy is victorious.
Mayor Hindenburg: The top hat automaton wins. (Mayor Hindenburg raises Jonesy & Jude's hands in victory)
Jude: Nice moves, dude.
Jonesy: Nice beatboxing, bro. (they do their secret handshake. Once they've completed their handshake, they're zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: You two laid the funk down. 11th place.
Jonesy: (looking around) Has Nikki returned yet?
Don: Nope. She & Jen are still trying to complete their mission. (flips to screen to show Jen & Nikki on their mission. When Jonesy sees Nikki's appearance, he begins laughing)
Jude: Dude, she's the Vortex Master.
Jonesy: Now she knows how I felt. (continues laughing)
We cut to the Space Universe where we see Jen, Nikki, & Jane searching for crystals to fuel their ship. However, as they're doing so, they're soon surrounded by an alien race known the Shnurkons.
Jen: Easy. We don't mean any harm. (one of the Shnurkons begins speaking in an alien language) What are they saying?
Jane: I don't know. I'm fluent in most alien dialects, but I haven't a clue what they're saying. (that's when Nikki's antenna begins vibrating)
Nikki: What the heck? (she then briefly pauses upon hearing the Shnurkons talking) I can understand them.
Jen: What?
Nikki: These antenna act as translators. Guess these things aren't as useless as I thought. Maybe I can communicate with them. (clears her throat before she begins speaking their language. The talk back and forth and Nikki angrily tells them something that frightens them. They get onto their bikes and fly off, before returning with several fuel crystals)
Jen: What'd you say to them?
Nikki: I told them that our ship was low on fuel and unless we got their fuel crystals, our ship would crash onto their planet and kill the inhabitants.
Jen: Well done, Nikki. (they grab as many crystals as they can carry)
Jane: (pressing the com link on her chest) This is Lieutenant Jane to Amadeus. Beam us up, Smithy.
Jen: Smithy? (they're beamed back onto the ship. When they do, Jen notices the person working the teleporter is this world's Smithy, one of Jen's ex-boyfriends, who was actually a Jonesy doppelgänger. Jen is easily taken aback by this)
Smithy: Well done, Admiral, Lieutenant, Commander. I'll take those crystals and put them in the fuel tank. (takes the crystals and leaves)
Jen: He looks exactly like Smithy.
Nikki: (chuckles) That would be pretty funny if you two were dating. (Jen grumbles. She & Nikki are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World where they see Jonesy on the ground, laughing is a** off)
Jen: What's so funny?
Jonesy: Nikki's Vortex Master look and your ex-boyfriend doppelgänger. (continues laughing)
Jude: Hey look. (points at the screen, showing Jen & Nikki that Admiral Jen and Smithy are indeed in a relationship, prompting Jonesy to laugh even harder)
Jonesy: My ribs are killing me.
Nikki: That won't be the only thing that's gonna kill you.
Don: (stops Nikki from doing something she'll regret) Hang on, hang on. Don't do something you'll regret. Besides, he's just having a laugh, it's normal. Plus, you're in 12th. (Jen, Jonesy, Jude, & Nikki take their seats in the theater)
We cut to the Cowboy Dinosaur World where we see the bandits approaching the state line.
Bandit #1: We're close. I can smell that million dollars already.
Bandit #2: Really? (smells the air) Because all I can smell is aftershave and perfume. (realizes something) Uh oh. That can only mean… (a pterodactyl swoops down and Amber lassos up the 2nd bandit before launching him into the 1st bandit. Jay then lassos the money and drops in front of the quartet)
Jay: We got it. Let's go. (they're about to leave when the bandits aim their slingshots at them)
Bandit #1: Hold it right there. Give us back that there chest or we open fire.
Theresa: With slingshots? Really?
Amber: Pa, do your stuff! (Sheriff Scaley Briggs launches a projectile from his slingshot towards a group of rocks on a cliff above the bandits being supported by the smallest rock imaginable. He manages to knock the small rock from its place, allowing for there to be an avalanche, causing the rocks to land on top of the bandits, creating a makeshift rock prison)
Jay: Nice shot, Sheriff Scaley Briggs. (banjo music plays in the background)
Sheriff Scaley Briggs: (chuckles) I still got it. (Jay & Theresa are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: Is appears lady luck was with you. Which is ironic, given the fact that you placed 13th. Now take your seats and enjoy the show. (Jay & Theresa do so)
We then cut to the Ocean World where we see Reaper arriving on the surface, having spotted the Wise One, who is a crab.
Reaper: Are you the Wise One?
Wise One: Yes, young one. I sense that you seek my assistance.
Reaper: Yes. The kingdom of Ocean- Whatever its name is is under attack, and I need you to unlock a magical seal so I may retrieve my trident and save my people. Will you assist me?
Wise One: Not until you've proven yourself worthy?
Reaper: What? (sighs) What must I do?
Wise One: Well, there are many things. But which one should I make you do?
Reaper: How about instead I give you a bride so we can skip the training montage that doesn't to help me gain your trust and is actually used as a way for me to make you lunch. (punches a coconut tree, allowing for several coconuts to fall. He then gives them to the Wise One, who snaps them open with his pinchers)
Wise One: You are worthy. I shall assist you. (they dive back down to Oceanaquariopolis, which is in the midst of an epic battle. The Wise One breaks the magical seal on the trident and bestows it upon Reaper, who uses its power to disperse the octopus legions. He then takes his place at the throne with Widowmaker and the Wise One by his side)
Widowmaker: Well done. (a merperson the swims by and gives him a coconut drink)
Reaper: Thank you, M'lady.
Merman: I'm a man. (he swims away)
Reaper: That's something I won't miss. (he & Widowmaker are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: Well done. You're in 14th. Who's next? (Reaper & Widowmaker take their seats next to Demoman & Pyro)
We cut to the Body World where we see Stan & Ford are racing towards the brain as the evil scientist pursues them from behind.
Ford: I don't know how much longer I can avoid him. We need a shortcut, and fast.
Stan: (checking a map of the patient's body) Um… oh, take a left up here. (Ford does so) Now take a right. (Ford does so) Keep going straight. That'll lead us directly towards the heart.
Ford: What?! Are you crazy?!
Stan: That's the fastest way to get to brain. If we punch it, we can get to the brain and save this man's life.
Ford: Sure. If we don't kill him first! If we go through the heart, he could before we can administer the cure.
Stan: Well what choice do we have? (Ford, seeing that Stan is serious, concedes and drives directly into the heart. At their top speed, they manage to get to the brain. However, the vital signs of the patient are dropping fast)
Ford: We gotta hurry. Administering the cure. (aims the cure for the brain) Fire! (injects the needle into the brain. After a moment, the patient's vital signs return to normal)
Stan: Ha-ha, we did it!
Ford: Nice thinking back there, brother. You did good. (they're then zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Don: Well done, you two. You're in 15th place. Now move along. (they take their seats in the audience)
We then cut to the Pirate World where we see Ana & Pharah having caught up with the pirate in the dolphin boat. Pharah then swings over.
Pharah: Alright. Show yourself you… (the pirate swings down, revealing herself to be a female)
Maria: Beautiful woman. (Pharah looks confused. That's when Maria notices Pharah is a female) Sorry, thought you were a male. I'm Maria, and this is my boat, Maria.
Pharah: You're both named Maria?
Boat Maria: Can you say confusing?
Pharah: Well I'm Pharah, that's my boat, Ana, and this is my map. (holds up the treasure map that was stolen by Maria)
Maria: What? (pats herself down) How'd you…
Pharah: I have my ways. (Maria then pulls out another paper)
Maria: How do you know that's the real map? (Pharah then pulls out a knife and slices the map in half, taking one half)
Pharah: Well, it appears we're at a stalemate. Shall we work together?
Maria: Fine. Let's do this. (they lay the map out and begin reading it)
We then get a montage of Ana, Pharah, Maria, & Boat Maria going to various locations and encountering various dangers, with Woodbeard following them from the shallows. Eventually, they come across their final location. The weird thing was…
Maria: There's nothing here but miles of ocean. Where's the treasure? (that's when a whirlpool appears. Realizing that's where the treasure is, Maria & Pharah dive into the whirlpool, with Woodbeard diving in and following them. Soon, they find themselves in a cavern where they find the treasure mount atop some rocks) There it is. (Woodbeard then appears in front of her and knocks her down)
Woodbeard: You ain't gonna get me booty. I'll make short work of you, you scallywag. (he's about to bring sword down onto her, but Pharah blasts him, knocking him off his feet)
Pharah: Don't you dare harm her. (to Maria) Take the treasure and run. (Maria does so. She gets onto one of the geysers and launches herself back towards the surface. Pharah easily takes down Woodbeard with her projectiles)
Woodbeard: What be these strange contraptions I know not where.
Pharah: Trade secret. (she gets onto a geyser and launches herself back to the surface, landing on Ana)
Ana: Maria's gone, and she took the treasure.
Pharah: Let her. I have no interest in money. Besides, I have a feeling she has more of a heart than most people realize. (she & Ana are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World. When they get there, they see Don giving them a slow, sarcastic clap)
Don: That was absolutely dreadful and underwhelming. You're in 16th place.
We then cut to the Old English World where we see Sashi arriving with the plant at the good doctor's home. When she enters, she finds Rippen finishing up the potion that'll turn all of London into monsters like him.
Rippen: It's too late. I've made enough potion to turn everyone into monsters. (he laughs evilly, causing him to turn back into Penn. Penn then changes back into proper attire)
Penn: All right. Let's get to work on the antidote. It may take a montage to complete.
We get a flip wipe showing that they're completed the antidote and are now waiting for it to boil.
Penn: Huh, guess I was wrong. It only took a flip wipe.
Sashi: All we need to do is wait for it to boil. (Penn takes a look at the clock and notices that it's 11:58) Stay calm, PZ.
Penn: (finds it hard to stay calm) I'm calm. I mean, it's not like I only have two minutes until I'm a monster forever. I mean… (angered) Come on, boil already. (he turns into a Rippen monster, just as the cure boils)
Rippen: Perfect timing. Now nothing can stop me.
Sashi: Not quite. (she puts on a puppet show featuring Rippen beating up Penn with a bat)
Rippen: Must resist laughing. Mustn't laugh at hilarious torment of most hated enemy. (he can't contain it anymore, and ends up laughing, allowing him to turn back into Penn)
Sashi: Hurry Penn! (Penn changes back into proper attire)
Penn: Don't worry, we still have 5 seconds. 3… 2… (drinks the cure with one second to spare, just as he & Sashi are zapped back into their universe)
Penn: That was close.
Don: Indeed it was. 17th place.
We then cut to the Zombie World where we see Cavendish, Dakota, Samuelson, and the Mall Cop arrive at the docks.
Dakota: We gotta move!
Cavendish: Hurry! (the quartet get onto a speedboat and begin speeding towards the military base. The Evil CEO then appears and begins firing Brainz Burgerz at them)
Samuelson: We can't keep avoiding him forever.
Mall Cop: We won't have to. (grabs a Brainz Burger, and launches it back towards the Evil CEO, landing it smack dab in his mouth. He transforms and falls from the helicopter into the water)
Dakota: Nice shot.
Mall Cop: Thank you. (soon they arrive at the military base and enter one of the conference rooms)
General: Samuelson, we're you able to retrieve the cure.
Samuelson: Indeed, with some help from some allies. (motions towards the trio)
General: Well done. Now we can administer the cure into French fries. People, let's move out.
We cut to the city where we see tanks roll through and shot fries at all the zombies. They ingest the fries and turn back to normal.
General: For your heroic acts, you'll each receive medals of honor. Congrats.
Cavendish: Thank you. The pleasure is ours. (Cavendish & Dakota are zapped back into the Penn Zero World)
Dakota: If only Mr. Block was that friendly towards us.
Don: Well, I'm friendly towards you, because I have good news. You're in 18th place. You're still in the race.
Cavendish: Who'd we beat?
Don: Father & Son. Who by the way, have made very little progress. (flips over towards the Beast World, where we see Homer is very winded from having walked for so long)
Homer: How much longer until we find this mountain beast?
Bart: Um, about 5 more hours? (Homer collapses from exhaustion. Bart & Homer are then zapped back into the Penn Zero World, where Phyllis has beer and donuts waiting for Homer)
Phyllis: Phyllis thought this might happen, so Phyllis came prepared.
Homer: Mmm, donuts. (scarfs them down and drinks several beers) Ah, that's better. So what's our placement?
Don: Bart & Homer, unfortunately everyone completed their challenge before you. Meaning you're in last place, and you've been eliminated. (Homer sighs sadly)
Homer: Oh well, at least I got to spend time with the boy.
Bart: Yeah, this was alright, even though I was next to the blob who eats everything.
Homer: Why you little- (Bart prepares for the worst, but Homer actually hugs Bart, much to his shock, but Bart accepts) Come on, son. Let's go home. (they leave)
Don: Well that was a nice ending to an amazing two-parter. Now, with this episode over, what will we have instore for next week's challenge. Find out next time on, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
We then cut to the Insane Destructors and Talon Mercenaries talking to each other in private.
Demoman: We saw you two acting strangely heroic. Care to clarify.
Reaper: That was all an act. We had to act that way to ensure we won that challenge.
Widowmaker: Yes. Besides we saw you acting heroic as well.
Demoman: Um… that to was an act. Believe me, I'm bad to the bone.
Reaper: Well, I should let you know, I have some info you may find interesting. There's an alliance that's gearing up to take us down. And, they have some information regarding the baby that was eliminated during the first leg. Turns out, that child is dangerous. If we can find him, he'd be a worthy ally.
Demoman: A baby? Seriously?
Widowmaker: Apparently, he's a lot smarter than most of the competitors.
Reaper: We can gain his trust, he'll help us eliminate the competition, and when the time is right, we'll betray him.
Demoman: I like it. Let's do it.
Little did they know, Stewie was listening to their conversation via a hidden camera and microphone. He evilly smiles at this.
Stewie: All according to plan.
Wow this chapter was long. Apologies for the wait, I've had a lot going on, but soon, I'll be back on track and dishing out many chapters. Anyway, hoped you like this two-part chapter taking place in the Penn Zero World. I had some fun myself. Now just to clarify, that superhero team featured is my team, The Inhuman Guardians. I actually created them not to long ago, and figure this would be a good way to include them. Hopefully all of you will also like the Rick & Morty cameo. I just thought about including them simply for the fun of it. Though, I believe many Rick & Morty fans will be happy. Now, concerning Homer & Bart's elimination, I didn't have much plot for them, I only kept them around for comedic effect. Still, they were enjoyable. Anyway, with all that aside, please like and review and I'll see you all next time. This is ZNBT signing off.
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