YuGiOh to the Maximum
Thank you: Dark Mistress Kai for your idea!
By the way, what do you think the gang and Kaiba should be?
Yugi: Fox, or snake
Tea: tiger or panther
Tristan: shark or dolphin
Joey: Bird or lizard
Kaiba: Dragon or dog
FT: PLACES PEOPLE, THE STORY'S ABOUT TO START!
Kaiba: I am NOT doing this. I have no right to.
FT: OH YES YOU DO KAIBA! YOU ARE IN THIS STORY FOR A REASON! IF YOU WANNA BE PAID, THEN STAY!
Kaiba: You don't pay us at all.
FT: MY POINT EXACTLY! NOW WHERE'S TEA?
Tea (walks in): Sorry I'm late Fire, I got lost on the many roads to life.
FT: LIAR! NOW WHERES MY JOEY FOR HIS DAILY GLOMPING?
Joey (attempts to sneak away from me, but fails)
FT: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! (glomps)
Joey: ouch... it hurts... help me... SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM DIS CAZY PERSON!
(By the way, I don't know any of their teachers so I'm using some of my old ones. Also, Max and the gang are going to school for a while so I made them some names to go by in public.)
By the way: equals multiplication
I don't own YGO or Maximum ride. Kazuki Takahashi owns YGO and James Patterson owns Maximum ride. If I did own them, Maximum ride would already have a sequel and YGO would appear more then once a week on WB and it wouldn't be in its final season already. JOEY IS MY BISHIE!
P.S. forgive my grammar, but I don't give a flying fart about grammar and I could shove it up my English teachers but for all I care. (Now that's out, let's finally begin!)
Chapter 1: The new students
(Narrators POV)
"Ok class, settle down now. Today we have 3 siblings joining us for the rest of the year. Will you please come out?" Mrs.Wrencher tells the class. Three students enter through the door. One was a girl with short brown layered hair with chunky pink highlights. Another was a guy with his hair over one of his eyes and dyed so that it looked like hawk feathers. The last one was a guy with sunglasses on. His light blonde hair was in spikes with the ends of the spikes dyed black, making him look like he stuck his finger in an electrical socket. He also had a wired-looking earring one of his ears. They were all wearing the Domino High uniforms.
"Will you please tell us your names, ages, hobbies, and where you are from?" Mrs. Wrencher asked them. The girls spoke up first.
"Well... My name's Maximum Ride, but I prefer Max. I'm 16 years old, I like fighting and reading. I'm originally from California, but then moved to New York to here." The guy with his hair looking like feathers went next.
"I'm Rick Ride, but I go by Fang. I'm also 16 years old, I also like fighting and I like being alone and playing the guitar. My sister already said where I'm from." There was a pause before the last guy said,
"I'm Ian Ride, but call me Iggy and we'll get along fine. I'm also 16, I like fixing and inventing stuff and making harmless bombs and setting them off at home."
"Is there such thing as a harmless bomb?" a student whispers to another student.
"Apparently yes." they respond.
"Ok... Ian..." Mrs. Wrencher started to say but was interrupted by Iggy.
"I said I go by Iggy."
"Ok Iggy, can you please take off your sunglasses?" There was a pause before Max spoke up.
" 'Cuse me ma'am? Iggy can't take off his sunglasses. Ya' see, he's blind." The teacher gives small gasp.
"Don't worry Miss, I can tell what you write on the board by the sounds. As for textbooks, all I have to is put my fingers over the words and I know them." Iggy explains to her.
"Ok then, Max, you will sit next to Joey. Joey raise your hand." a guy with dirty blonde hair and brown eyes raised his hand, hypnotized by the beauty of Max. She walk over to the empty desk next to him. She looked at him and smiled.
"Fang, you shall sit next to Tristan. Tristan, raise your hand." a guy with brown hair in a point raised his hand and Fang went to sit next to him.
"Iggy, you'll sit next to Kaiba. Do you want me to..."
"All I need is for him to call me and I can find him no problem." Iggy said.
"Hn." a guy with brown hair and blue eyes says. Without tripping over anything, Iggy finds his seat. Mrs. Wrencher goes to the chalk board and writes: -132/6 7+-102
"Now who here knows the answer?" 2 hands shot up: Iggy and Kaiba's.
"Well since Iggy is new, he will go. Iggy?" Iggy walked up to the board and started to write out the math, ending it with " -256" The teacher looked at him for a second and said in a quiet voice,
"That's correct."
"Excuse me but that can't be right, the answer should be -257, not -256." said Kaiba.
"Actually, you're... you're wrong Kaiba. Iggy is right." There was a gasp throughout the room.
"Kaiba got something wrong?" "It that even possible?" "Ohmigod! He got a question wrong!" "HEAD FOR THE BUNKERS!"
Max looked at Joey (who was silently rejoicing) and asked,
"Why is everyone freaking' out like it's the apocalypse or somethin'."
"Well ya' see, Kaiba is da type o' person who neva gets anything wrong. They guy actually owns his own company too."
"So he's basically the snobby rich kid that every insane girly-girl (ALL PEOPLE LIKE THIS MUST DIE!) who try to have him fall in love with them, but he could care less about them and everyone else in the world?"
"Yep. Dats pretty much it."
"How can I be wrong? And to someone who's blind? maybe he's not really blind but faking it!" says Kaiba as he goes to Iggy and takes off his sunglasses. Iggy's clouded blue eyes look at Kaiba and he says,
"Ya' know, I forgot to mention my other 2 hobbies: Kicking but and chewing gum. Sadly I have no gum so..." he pulls back his fist and lands a hard punch on Kaiba's nose, giving Kaiba a massive nosebleed so bad, that the blood started to come out of his mouth. (FT: This happened to me a few days ago. my class and I were playing a basketball game and I got in the line of fire and a ball came at me with full force to the nose. My nose still hurts when I hafta blow it.)
"Iggy.Kaiba.Principal's office.NOW." Mrs. Wrencher tell them.
"I can't miss dis." Joey whispers to Max as he raises his hand.
"Yes Joey?" the teacher asks.
"I gotta use da urination station, be back in a few." he says as he heads out the door. (A kid in my class does this. Let me tell you, it's NOT a pleasant thing to hear in the middle of a math test involving integers and algebra. It makes you hafta go to.) Max raises her hand an says,
"Mrs. Wrencher? I think I should bring my bother to the principal so he won't get in another fight with Kaiba."
"I suppose that's a good idea. Ok, you may go."
(let's just skip to lunch 'cause this is getting too long right now and it's only the first class! BTW, Iggy got off easy 'cause he's new and so did Kaiba 'cause...well...he's Kaiba.)
(Max's POV)
I get in line for the cafeteria lunch and I read out what's available to Iggy.
"Ok, you can have spaghetti, pizza, hot dogs, quesidias, hamburgers, sushi, mac n' cheese or the ever popular mystery glorp." I read to him.
"I think Ill take three of everything except the glorp." he tells the lunch lady. she smiles and says,
"I didn't think I'd live to see the day when someone orders more than Joey Wheeler at lunch." (Yugi: Is that even possible? FT: I dunno. In the book, Angel alone ordered a 16 ounce prime rib with everything on it, a soda and a lemonade. keep in mind in the book, she's 6. Joey: wow) She hands him what he ordered and Fang goes next. He ordered the same thing as Iggy and he pays. I go next.
"I think I'll have 3 hot dogs, 2 cheese quesidias, and 10 rolls of tuna and salmon sushi each." she looks at me as if I asked her for all the food that they own.
"Are you sure? you DO have to pay of this."
"I know and I have the cash." as proof, I show her 50 dollars." (FT: I have no idea how the yen works, so I'm gonna use USA money.)
"Ok then." she hands me my food, which I have to put on 2 trays. I go to the register to pay and I follow Iggy and Fang to find a place to sit.
"Max! Iggy! Fang!" I hear a familiar voice. The same voice that belongs to a girl who could talk so much, she could have made Pope John Paul II an axe murderer, may he rest in peace.(3 guesses who and the first 2 don't count.)
"Nudge!" (bet ya didn't see that coming, now did ya? That is, unless you read the book.) I call over to her. she runs over to me and greets all of us. Yes, she does go to high school cause she's 14. I notice that she has about as much food as I do if not more.
"Hey Nudge, how's school been so far?" Fang asks her.
"It's been good. In biology, we had to dissect a cow's eye. (FT: in 6th grade, I actually did do that in science class. It was so awesome.) In Language Arts we're starting to study Shel Silverstien. And in Social Studies the whole class almost fell asleep. What about you guys?"
"Well in first period a guy accused Iggy of not being blind and they both got sent to the principal's office. Then for P.E. everyone had to run five laps around the school and we made the cross-country team. Oh! And in science Iggy almost blew up the lab again." I tell her.
"Y' know guys, it feels pretty good to lie a normal life for one in our lives." Nudge says as we try to find a table outside.
"Just remember, we're here for the rest of the year, then we move on to destroying the next Institute in Hong Kong." Iggy tells her.
"Hey Max! Iggy! Fang! Come sit with us!" I hear someone call to us. Wait... someone wanted us to sit with them... and they're doing this by there own free will? Something's wrong here. Oh well, who's complaining? I ain't complaining'! So, I shrug my shoulders and head over to were I hear the voice. I see a table with 4 people sitting at. One is a boy who is as tall as Angel, (his foot tall hair not included) I think I remember seeing him in first and third period... Another is the guy Fang sat next to. The third is a girl with short brown hair and blue eyes. The final one is that nice and funny guy I sat next to in first period.
"Hi! my name's Yugi! I'm in your first and second period class." whoops, guess I was wrong there.
"These are my friends. Fang sat next to Tristan in first period. This is Tea and this is..." he starts and is interrupted by Joey.
"Da name's Joey Wheeler. One a' Domino's top duelists. And might I say you look beautiful Max." I blush and I sit down with my family with them.
"Hey Joey, you're from the Bronx of New York, aren't you?" Iggy asks, shoving a hot do into his mouth. I frown at him and calmly put apiece of sushi in my mouth.
"Ya. I was born and grew up there until I was 10. How ja guess?" Joey asks him.
"Simple, you have a heavy accent and we lived in New York City for awhile before moving here." He replies while shoving yet another hot dog in his mouth. I look at him in disgust and turn to the new friends.
"So Max, who's your friend?" Tea asks me.
"I'm her younger sister Monique. But call me Nudge." She tells Tea.
"How many siblings do you guys have?" Tristan asks us. fang answers for him, 'cause in less than five minutes, he done with all of his food
"Well, there are 2 more. Gerald , we call him The Gasman or Gazzy is 10 and in 5th grade. Angie or Angel as we call her, is in 3rd grade. That makes it a grand total of 6 of us."
"You call your younger brother 'The Gasman?'" Yugi asks us. Iggy, who is done with his food answers him.
"Well ya' see, Gazzy's had this digestive problem since he was a baby and now if you wish to live during meal times at our place, bring gasmask."
"Oh..." was the response.
"Hey Max! would you guys like to come to my place after school?" Yugi asks us. I look to Fang and shakes his head no while Nudge and Iggy are shaking their heads yes. Being an American, I go with the Democracy.
"Sure. But we're gonna hafta bring Angel and Gazzy with us." I tell him.
"Can't your parent watch them?" Tea asks. Crud... how can I tell them...
"Well you see, our mom died giving birth to Angel and 4 years ago our dad just packed his stuff up and left. 2 years ago, we found out that he'd died and we got his inheritance along with a house here. Hence the reason why we're here." I tell them. They stay quiet.
"Don't worry. Our ol' man was a jerk and we could care less about him." Fang says as he takes a final gulp from a soda that appeared out of no were.
BRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! Well there goes the bell. I take my trays to the garbage, but Joey stops me.
"Hey um... Max. I was wonderin... wouldyougooutwithmesometime?" he blurts out. I pause before smiling and tell him,
"I would love to go out with you Joey! How's Friday work for you?"
"Fine by me."
"'k. Here's my number." I write my number on his hand and walk to class. As I walk, I hear a loud,
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(After School)
"Hey Yugi!" I call to the spiky headed boy. He and the gang were waiting for the 4 of us so we could go and pick up the final 2 of the family. As we start to walk to Domino Elementary, I notice a limo following us. the back window rolls down to revile Kaiba.
"Max, can you come over here for a second?" He asks me. I walk over to him and ask,
"What know Kaiba? Getting a bloody nose from a blind guy wasn't enough? Now you wanna get beat up by a girl?"
"No, that's no it. You can say I did some background information about you and your family. According to my files, none of you exist." With that comment I tense up a bit.
"Well if we didn't exist, we wouldn't be here right now, now would we Kaiba?"
"I know your hiding something Max. I'm gonna find out." I put my finger down low so he cant see it and shock his driver so he's unconscious.
"Ya'know Kaiba... You should really pay more attention to your car and driver... 'cause one day they may..." I zap his car so it start driving on it's own. "...away." I say as Kaiba realizes that his car is out of control. A he speeds off, I hope that the worst was behind us. Man...I was SO wrong.