The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 12: We Are Overwatch
Don: Last time, on The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover! We made our way into Norway, the Viking capital of Europe. After completing a death-defying ski jump, they then proceeded to do a Viking-themed Superteam challenge, before doing a Viking-themed Either Or. Thanks to their skill and dexterity, the Ninjas managed to claim fist, and after a minor foot race, and an epically disastrous dive, the Time Travelers came in last. But it was a non-elimination leg, so they live to fail another day. What'll come of this episode. You're about to find out. Buckle your seatbelts, because it's time for, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
Cue Theme Song
Don: Welcome back to Norway. Soon we'll be saying goodbye to this majestic region for our next destination. And the first team to proceed in that general direction are the Ninjas. Ready? Go!
Hanzo & Genji stepped up to the Don Box, pressed the button on top, and received their next tip.
Genji: (reading the tip) Proceed to enter one of the Dimension Cars and make your way through the portal towards your next destination.
Hanzo: Let's go.
As the Ninjas enter one of the Dimension Cars, the rest of the teams step up to the Don Box and receive their tips. Once all the teams have collected their tips, the cars enter the portal and proceed towards their next destination.
Don: Car #1 contains the Ninjas, Warriors, Mother & Daughter, and Safety Patrollers; Car #2 contains the Monster Fighters, Daters, Part-Time Heroes, and Complete Opposites; Car #3 contains Married, Weirdos, Slackers, and Brother & Sister; Car #4 contains Best Friends, Talon Mercenaries, Insane Destructors, and T.U.F.F. Agents; Car #5 contains the Brothers and Time Travelers.
Scene switches to Car #5 where we see the Brothers and Time Travelers conversing.
Ford: Alright. Yesterday was too close for comfort. We were on the brink of elimination. We need to step up if we want to ensure the alliance makes it far.
Cavendish: True. We've been placing in the bottom a lot. That needs to change starting yesterday.
Dakota: Exactly. (after a moment) I don't understand what that means. (Cavendish rolls his eyes)
Stan: What we need to do is help each other out during each challenge. And I have some ideas…
Ford: No. We're going to eliminate the Talon Mercenaries and the Insane Destructors, but not by stooping down to their level.
Stan: Well there goes that plan.
Cavendish: We'll think of something. But he is right. We could start looking out for each more.
Dakota: And maybe get some potential new members.
Ford: Remember what we agreed on. No new members, or the Talon Mercenaries and Insane Destructors will snuff them out. We stick to our roots. Got it?
Dakota: Got it. (he then notices something odd about Cavendish) Cavendish, are you glowing? (Cavendish looks at himself and realizes he is indeed glowing)
Cavendish: What on Earth?
The others soon begin glowing as well. They then look ahead and see a bright light at the other end of the tunnel. Soon, a bright flash occurs, sucking all the cars in. Then, the screen fades to black.
Scene switches to a prison where we see Dr. Drakken & Shego are locked up, with a specialize collar around Shego's neck to ensure she can't use her powers. The two of them are angry and annoyed at their current situation.
Dr. Drakken: Shego, how long has it been since they put us here to rot?
Shego: 364 days, 23 hours and… (checks the clock) 59 minutes.
Dr. Drakken: Oh Shego, we're done for. Washed up! In the red!
Prison Guard: Delivery for Drakken & Shego. (gives the two of them a package before walking away)
Dr. Drakken: We got mail. From whom?
Shego: Doesn't say. Probably some idiot who has… (sarcastic) so generously… (normal voice) gifted us with something commemorating our defeat last year. (at that moment, the minute hand ticks by, making it the exact time and date Drakken & Shego were locked up. Then, out of nowhere, a miniature laser pops out of the package, startling Drakken & Shego. The laser then cuts the collar clean off Shego's neck, much to her & Drakken's shock)
Dr. Drakken: Or, someone who really likes us. (Shego, smiling, uses her powers to destroy the cell door, allowing for her and Drakken to escape. We then cut to the Prison Guard, who's revealed to actually be Brian in disguise. He then calls Stewie through a walkie talkie)
Brian: Are you sure about this?
Stewie: Are you sure about this, what? Remember, Brian, you have to finish your sentences, over.
Brian: Oh come on, don't start that again. You know how annoyed I was the last time you pulled that stunt.
Stewie: Sorry, I didn't get any of that, over.
Brian: Alright, get this… (he then begins yelling a bunch of foul language, which is obscure by the prison alarms going off due to Drakken & Shego's escape. The alarm then turns off, allowing for us to hear Brian speak again) Did you get all that, over? (Stewie doesn't reply) Stewie?
Stewie: Um, good job. Now let's just wait and see what happens. (Stewie turns off the walkie talkie)
Brian: (sighs; smugly smiles) I knew that would finally get him to shut up. Now, where can I get a cup of joe? (walks away)
The screen lights up again and we find ourselves in a chapel in a Mexican city. A portal appears and we see Sombra jump out of the portal and landing without making a sound what-so-ever. She then begins looking around the chapel.
Sombra: Dios mio. This is fantastic. (she then realizes something) Why do I sound older? (she then looks at her hands, her hair, and her outfit, and puts the pieces together) I'm Sombra. I'm the Overwatch Universe.
[Place Description]
Don: Overwatch. A popular multi-player game spanning across several worlds and hubs. Home to over 32 playable characters, a wide variety of settings, and several ample figures. The teams have arrived, and once they're all situated, they'll be briefed on the challenge that lies ahead of them.
[End Description]
We then cut to him monitoring all the teams and every map they're in.
Don: (to the audience) And after last season's blunder, I've ensured that only I control the game. The computer only responds to my facial analyze, eye inspection, fingerprints, and spit take. No one else can even come close to the game without me activating it.
Dr. Drakken: (offscreen) Thank you for that useful information, Don.
Don: (gasps; turns to see Dr. Drakken & Shego in front of him) Drakken?! Shego?! But you were arrested. You were sentenced. You're supposed to be in jail.
Dr. Drakken: A friend of ours managed to get us out. And now, we're back for revenge.
Don: What did I do? Aren't the Rockers and Stepbrothers the ones you're after.
Dr. Drakken: Actually, we'll take our revenge out on the teams by recreating an old scheme.
Shego: Wait, you mean to tell me, you're going to do the same Overwatch plan that failed the first time you tried it? Well, there goes my trip to Aruba.
Dr. Drakken: Negativity won't get you anywhere in life, Shego.
Don: Well, you know it won't work. The computer only responds to my DNA. It won't work on yours.
Dr. Drakken: Indeed. That's why I brought this. (Shego wheels in a giant device)
Don: What is that? (just then, two long tubes with giant suction cups attached to the end extend from the device and place themselves on Drakken and Don's heads)
Shego: This is a bad idea. But, if it means seeing Drakken in pain, so be it.
Dr. Drakken: Wait, what? (Shego activates the device, result in an electrical charge sent through Don and Drakken. A bright flash occurs. Once the dust settles, Drakken looks at Don and gasps in shock) What's going on? Why are there two of me? (Shego then pins "Drakken's" arms behind his back)
Don: There aren't two of you. ("Don" smiles evilly, much to "Drakken's" terror; to Shego) But what were you saying about you enjoying the machine hurting me?
Shego: That was just talk, Drakken. (she handcuffs Dr. Drakken (Don) to a chair)
Dr. Drakken (Don): You bastard. You won't get away with this.
Don (Dr. Drakken): Wrong. (places his finger on the fingerprint pad, breaking through the computer's first defense line) I already have. (smiles evilly as the screen fades to black)
We then cut back to Sombra (Ronnie Anne) observing the elegance of the night sky in Dorado.
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Wow. Esto es hermoso.
Sombra (Ronnie Anne) then notices another portal open up and sees Lúcio jump out.
Lúcio: Whoa. What's going on? (realizes something) What's with my voice? (he then notices his outfit, weapon, and hair) What the heck?
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Bobby, calm down. We're in the Overwatch Universe. You're Lúcio. I'm Sombra.
Lúcio (Bobby): (dumbfounded) Ronnie Anne? (Ronnie Anne nods) Wow. I'm gonna need some time with this. (another portal opens soon after and we see Junkrat jumps out and lands on his face)
Junkrat: (shakes his head and stands up) Well, what's this now? (realizes something) What the? Why does my voice sound so… different, dude?
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Jude?
Junkrat (Jude): Yes? Wait, who are you? And who do you know my name?
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): I'm Ronnie Anne. That's Bobby. We're in the Overwatch Universe. You're Junkrat. Got it?
Junkrat (Jude): (after a moment) Oh. Now I understand. Cool. (another portal opens up and we see a pink MEKA jump out. We then see exit the MEKA and look at the others)
D. Va: Sweet. We're in a video game universe. This is gonna rock! (she then realizes something) What the heck is wrong with my voice?
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): (looks at , nonplussed) Jonesy?
D. Va(Jonesy): Yeah? (soon, Sombra (Ronnie Anne), Lúcio (Bobby), and Junkrat (Jude) fall to the ground, laughing) What? What's so funny? (they regain their bearings long enough to give (Jonesy) a mirror. When she (he) sees herself (himself), her (his) face falls) What the f***?! They turned me into a chick. Okay, I did not agree to this. This goes beyond all levels of discomfort. (he then looks down at his chest and realizes something) On the other hand…
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): (realizes what he's about to do and stops him) Keep your thoughts in your head, not in your pants. Got it?
D. Va (Jonesy): Fine. If you wanna suck the joy out of everything. (soon, another portal opens up and we see Reinhardt exit the portal. He then proceeds to remove his helmet and exits his armor)
Reinhardt: So this is what I may look like in 50 years. The abs and muscles are a nice touch, and I like the scar.
D. Va (Jonesy): (taking note of the muscles) Herry?
Reinhardt (Herry): Yep. It's me. Where's Odie? (one more portal opens up, with Baptiste exiting the portal)
Baptiste: Ah, hello everyone. Hey Herry.
Reinhardt (Herry): Odie? Wow. That's pretty impressive.
Baptiste (Odie): Not bad yourself, old man. (Reinhardt (Herry) laughs at this)
D. Va(Jonesy): (sarcastic) Well this is nice, the six of us friends having a few laughs together. (normal tone) Now what's the challenge? (at that moment, a nearby tablet erupts in static, leading to everyone to circle around and monitor the monitor)
Scene switches to the Horizon Lunar Colony Map where we see a portal open up. We then see Baptiste exit the portal and observe his surroundings, taking note of the open view of Earth.
Baptiste: Now that is a piece of beauty. (he then realizes something) I don't sound like this. (he then feels the top of his head and feels his hair) I have hair? When did that happen? (he then notices his weapon) Whoa. What's this? (he then puts his detective skills to work) Alright. I have hair, I speak with an accent, I'm holding a weapon, I'm in a moon base, and there was a bright light at the end of the portal. (he then comes to a conclusion) I must be in the Overwatch Universe. (soon, another portal appears, and Echo levitates out)
Echo: Hey, Fillmore.
Baptiste (Fillmore): Ingrid? (Echo (Ingrid) nods) Wow. Nice robotic armor.
Echo: It's a piece of beauty, isn't it? (another portal, revealing Reinhardt. He steps out of his armor and looks at the two)
Reinhardt: Who are you two? (realizes something) What's wrong with my voice? (notices his muscles and begins feeling them, before looking at his chest, and noticing his enormous pecks) What the?
Echo (Ingrid): Stan?
Reinhardt (Stan): Yes? (he then realizes something) Oh, we're in the Overwatch Universe. Now I understand. (another portal opens up, allowing for Soldier: 76 to jump out and land in a crouching position before standing upright)
Soldier: 76: (looks at himself) A little on the tough guy side, but still, this is pretty cool.
Reinhardt (Stan): Ford?
Soldier: 76 (Ford): Stan? (looks at the other two) Fillmore? Ingrid? (they nod) Okay, I'm pretty sure I know what our next challenge is. So who else is going to join us? (another portal opens up and we see Lúcio jump out, and nearly slip and fall while on his skates, but he catches himself at the last second)
Lúcio: Whoa? What's going on here? (looks down at his feet) Am I on skates? (he begins rolling around with incredible skill, across several surfaces, all while laughing out loud) Okay, this is pretty cool.
Echo (Ingrid): (scanning him) Dakota?
Lúcio (Dakota): Yeah, that's me. (after a moment of seeing everyone, he comes to a realization) Oh, now I understand what's goin' on. So where's Cavendish? (a portal appears next to him, and we see Sigma levitate out and observe the teams)
Sigma: Well, this is intriguing. And yes, I know what's going on.
Lúcio (Dakota): Cavendish?
Sigma (Cavendish): In the flesh. Now, what's the challenge? (a monitor erupts in static, resulting in the teams circling around it to see what's going on)
Scene switches to the Hanamura map where we see a portal open up. We see Hanzo & Genji exit the portal and begin observing their surroundings.
Hanzo: We're in Hanamura. Our home.
Genji: We made a lot of memories here. Some good. Some… (notices an arrow from their last encounter in Hanamura) not so good. (Hanzo only solemnly nods. Soon, another portal appears, and we see Mercy fly out of it and land) Mercy. What are you doing here?
Mercy: (looks confused) Who's Mercy? (realizes something) What's wrong with my voice? What's with this accent?
Hanzo: (comes to a conclusion) Oh right. Remember last season's Overwatch challenge? The contestants became Overwatch characters.
Genji: Right. That's means you're…
Mercy: Star. Star Butterfly.
Hanzo: Okay. Now where's your compatriot? (another portal opens up and we see Lúcio jump out and, due to the person's inexperience on skates, falls on his stomach) Oh, there's Marco.
Lúcio (Marco): (stands up) Well, that was embarrassing. (looking around) Oh sweet. We're in the Overwatch Universe. I've been waiting for this challenge for a while now. Let's do it!
Genji: Patience. We still have to wait for one more team. (another portal opens up and we see Zarya exit the portal, looking as menacing as ever) Zarya?
Zarya: Excuse me? (looks at her surroundings) Whoa. Where are we? (notices her biceps and her weapon) Okay, I don't know where we are, but this the best Universe ever.
Hanzo: Atlanta I presume.
Zarya (Atlanta): Yes. That's me. (looks around) Where's Archie? (another portal opens up, with Reinhardt charging out, cheering all the way)
Reinhardt: I feel… (he exits his suit of armor and comes face to face with Zarya (Atlanta)) Awesome.
Zarya (Atlanta): (surprised) Archie? Wow, you're old.
Reinhardt (Archie): And strong. Wanna test your metal? (sets his elbow on a box and raises his arm)
Zarya (Atlanta): (seeing where this is going, smiles and sits down across from Reinhardt (Archie)) Bring it on. (she takes his hand and they begin arm wrestling. However, neither one of them seem to gain the upper hand. At that moment, a monitor erupts in static, turning everyone's attention away from the match (which Archie won, but was to distracted to notice))
Scene switches to the Havana map where we see a portal open up. We then see Reaper & Widowmaker exiting the portal and observing their surroundings.
Reaper: It's so… (disgusted) colorful.
Widowmaker: I think we're in Havana.
Reaper: (sarcastic) Great. I would've preferred somewhere with a bit more scare, but I guess we'll have to make do with what we've got. (another portal opens up and we see Winston jumping out of the portal and landing in front of Reaper & Widowmaker) What are you doing here, Winston?
Winston: Who's Winston? (realizes something) What's wrong with my voice? (looks at his hands) What's up with my gorilla paws?
Widowmaker: (looks at "him" and comes to a realization; to Reaper) That's not Winston, that's Kitty. (Reaper stifles a laugh)
Winston (Kitty): What's so funny? (Widowmaker gives him (her) a mirror he (she) sees himself (herself) in the mirror and screams) I'm a big stinky monkey?
Widowmaker: (correcting her) Ape. Monkeys have tails, gorillas don't.
Winston (Kitty): Whatever. I still stink. (another portal opens up and we see Wrecking Ball exit the portal in Ball form. When he turns back to his original form, Hammond pops out of the hatch atop the device) What's with the hamster? (Hammond types something into, which Wrecking Ball proceeds to say)
Wrecking Ball: Hello Kitty. This is awesome! We're in a video game, and I'm a hamster!
Winston (Kitty): Dudley? (Hammond (Dudley) nods) Okay, with Dudley's help, I guess now I understand what's going on. (another portal opens up, revealing Brigitte. She jumps out of the portal and lands with the others)
Brigitte: Oh, hey. Um, where are we? (she then gasps and has a vision about the current situation) Okay, now I understand. Just to let you know, I'm Theresa.
Reaper: Got it. Where's that boyfriend of yours? (another portal appears, and we see McCree roll out before standing upright) McCree.
Widowmaker: Um, actually, we don't call him that anymore.
Reaper: Right. Cassidy; Cole Cassidy. Or rather Jay
Cassidy (Jay): What's going on? (he then looks at Brigitte (Theresa) and figures out what's going on) Theresa?
Brigitte (Theresa): Yes. It's me, Jay. Now, we wait until the challenge begins. (at that moment, a monitor erupts in static, and we see the teams gather round it)
Scene switches to the Blizzard World map where we see a portal open up. We see Brigitte jumping out of the portal and admiring her surroundings.
Brigitte: Wow. Now that is a piece of beauty. The architecture is amazing. (she then notices the weapon in her hand) What's with the hammer? (notices a nearby reflective surface and sees herself) Whoa. Is this me as an adult? (another portal opens up behind her, and she turns to see MEKA jump through. then proceeds to exit the MEKA and begins looking around)
D. Va: Whoa. What world is this? (she then notices Brigitte) Who are you?
Brigitte: Come on, Nikki. Don't you recognize your own partner?
D. Va (Nikki): Jen? Wait, why does my voice sound so high-pitched? (Brigitte (Jen) shows her herself on the reflective surface) What the? I'm this scrawny weakling?
Brigitte (Jen): No. You're a small girl with a giant MEKA. (points at the MEKA)
D. Va (Nikki): Maybe this won't be so bad after all. (another portal opens up, revealing Cassidy. He begins noticing and admiring his attire)
Cassidy: I must say, this is a minor step-up from my cowboy attire from the Cowboy Dinosaur World. I look studly.
D. Va (Nikki): Uh, Penn?
Cassidy (Penn): Yeah. (looks at the two and comes to a conclusion) Oh, now I understand. Hey, where's Sash?
Zarya (Sashi): (offscreen) Right here. (Cassidy (Penn) gapes upon seeing her height and biceps)
Cassidy (Penn): You're huge.
Zarya (Sashi): Thanks. I can definitely get used to this. (flexes. She then picks up her weapon) And this… this definitely rocks. (another portal opens up, revealing Ana & Pharah)
Ana: Ah, I see we're in the Overwatch Universe.
Pharah: And we're in Blizzard World. Okay, our challenge should be starting soon. Get ready. (a monitor then activates, and the teams turn their attention towards it to see what's going on)
Scene switches to the King's Row map where we see a portal open up. We then see Doomfist jump out and land and begins looking around.
Doomfist: What is this confusing steel of industry? (notices his right arm is mechanical) And why is it attached to my arm? (he then notices his voice) What's wrong with my voice? (he then notices a portal and sees Lúcio jump out)
Lúcio: Gee whizz. That was a ride. (he then feels the top of his head and feels his hair) Well, whaddya know. I have hair. Who'd 've thought the day would come, right buddy? (looks around, but can't seem to find Plank) Plank? Where'd you go?
Doomfist (Rolf): Jonny the Wood Boy?
Lúcio (Jonny 2x4): Oh, hey Rolf. Have you seen Plank?
Doomfist (Rolf): You have hair? And I have a machine arm? A curse I say!
Lúcio (Jonny 2x4): (looks in his shirt and finds Plank) Oh, there you are buddy. (another portal then opens up, revealing Sombra, who slides in before coming to a stop. She then begins sizing up the others)
Sombra: My word. This is a rather intriguing set of circumstances. Also… (she pulls out her weapon on the two) Who are you? How'd you get here? (another portal opens up, with Reinhardt exiting the portal, prompting Sombra to point her weapon at him) It's an ambush. Who are you working for? Baron von Baron? Dr. Clonemaster? Dr. Skorpius?
Reinhardt: (exiting the armor and approaching Sombra) K, put down the gun. This is a part of the challenge. It's me, your beloved husband.
Sombra (Agent K): (looks startled before composing herself) You can't be Dick. You're way to muscular to be my husband.
Reinhardt (Dick Daring): Hurtful, but it's me K.
Sombra (Agent K): Oh really? If you're really Dick, then prove it.
Reinhardt (Dick Daring): Prove it? Uh… (gets an idea) Oh, I got it. (motions for Sombra (Agent K) to come in close. He then whispers something in her ear, causing her eyes to go wide) Only my husband would know my real name. Dick? (Reinhardt (Dick Daring) nods, prompting Sombra (Agent K) to kiss him)
Doomfist (Rolf): Rolf is confused and intrigued.
Lúcio (Jonny 2x4): (holds Plank up to his) You're right, Plank. This moment is beautiful. (another portal opens up, revealing Junkrat, who falls flat on his face)
Junkrat: (groans) What fresh torment is this? (realizes something) What's wrong with my accent? (looks at himself on a reflective surface and gasps in fear) I'm Junkrat! My worst fears have come true.
Reinhardt (Dick Daring): Demoman? (Junkrat (Demoman) nods) Um, you do realize your hair's on fire, right?
Junkrat (Demoman): I'm aware of that, yes. But I can't believe I'm this scrawny runt. And this sorry excuse for a demolition's expert.
[Solo Confessional: Demoman]
Demoman: That bong gives demomen a bad name. He's insane. And… a colossal pain in the a**. I can't believe he made it past customs and got onto the race in the first place. I mean, he apparently did some pretty nasty s*** during the first leg of the race. Even I have some self-control. All he does is blow stuff up without thinking about the consequences or the people he hurts. He's a madman and a menace. And furthermore… (he then realizes something) He's going to see all of this. (shrugs) Then again, he hates me already, so, it doesn't matter what I come. So, as I was saying… (he takes a deep breath in, but the scene changes before he can continue his rant. This is to ensure lawsuits will be avoided and to make sure people's ears are protected from his swearing)
[End Confessional]
We then cut back to the King's Row map where we see another portal open up, revealing Mei. When she lands, she begins looking at her surroundings.
Mei: Wow. This is incredible. (realizes something) I can speak! But why do I sound feminine?
Junkrat (Demoman): (looks nonplussed) Pyro?
Mei (Pyro): Yes?
Junkrat (Demoman): (struggles to contain himself before bursting into laughter) Man, I thought I had it bad. But you… (continues laughing, eventually ending up on the ground) My ribs are killing me. Someone, call a doctor. (continues laughing)
Mei (Pyro): What's his deal? (notices herself in the reflective surface) Oh my god. I'm Mei. (she (he) blanches) I have no words to describe this.
[Solo Confessional: Pyro]
Pyro begins ranting and raving about his experience, but it just comes out as one big, inaudible mumble that no one can understand.
[End Confessional]
We then cut back to the King's Row map where we see a monitor erupt in static and the teams gather around to see what's going on. Don (Dr. Drakken) then appears onscreen. Of course, don't know his true identity, so Don (Dr. Drakken) believes he has them in the palm of his hand. Scene switches between locations as Don's (Dr. Drakken's) explaining the challenge.
Don (Dr. Drakken): Well hello teams.
Reinhardt (Herry): Hey Don. You gonna tell us what the challenge is?
Don (Dr. Drakken): Of course. For today's challenge, you'll be doing the same challenge as the first season. The one difference, there's no Drakken to impede our plans.
(Jonesy): Well that's good. Drakken was crazy.
Zarya (Sashi): I wouldn't call him crazy so much as I would call him a bonehead.
Cassidy (Penn): You said it Sash. Drakken was a loser. I'm not sure if he's actually considered a legitimate bad guy. I'd say he's more like a part-time villain. (everyone laughs at this. Don (Dr. Drakken), a tad bit annoyed, breaks a pencil in half)
Don (Dr. Drakken): Can we get on with the challenge?
Hanzo: Yes. Let us begin.
Athena: Prepare to attack. (all the teams get prepared to begin their challenges as Athena counts down) 5… 4… 3… 2… 1. Begin. Escort the Payload / Stop the Payload / Capture the objective / Defend the objective. (each of the Superteams begin their objectives)
We cut to the real world where we see Don (Dr. Drakken) smiling evilly.
Don (Dr. Drakken): It would appears the glove is on the other hand. I'll let them gain confidence, and then, I shall pull a 180º on them, and delete them from the servers.
Dr. Drakken (Don): Give me back my body. It's ugly, and it itches something fierce.
Don (Dr. Drakken): I'm right in front of you. Besides, like you said, you're the only one with access to change the game. (gives the computer a retinal scan) And soon… (does a spit take, giving him full access to all controls and systems) I'll give the contestants a game they'll never forget. (he smiles evilly)
Scene switches to the Dorado map where we see the Slackers, Brother & Sister, and Complete Opposites escorting the payload, while trying to face off against Orisa, Roadhog, Genji, Sombra, Moira, and Zenyatta. (Jonesy) flies into battle and begins firing her projectiles. While the opposing team fires back, (Jonesy) activates her Defense Matrix, allowing her (him) to block their projectiles before pumping their guts full of lead.
D. Va (Jonesy): This rocks! (begins firing her (his) Micro Missiles as Roadhog, killing him) I play to win.
Lúcio (Bobby): Woo-Hoo! I am loving this! (fires his projectiles at Zenyatta, causing him to stop levitating and fall) Take that spiritual flying robot. (realizes a couple things) That's something I'd thought I never say… again.
We then see Junkrat (Jude) firing his bombs at Moira, before placing a Steel Tap and a Concussion Mine down on the ground. Unfortunately, Genji got caught in the trap, thus allowing for Junkrat (Jude) to activate his Concussion Mine and kill Genji.
Junkrat (Jude): Well that's a fine how do you do. (he proceeds to laugh)
However, at that moment, Sombra activates her EMP, thus causing our teams to lose their powers. Reinhardt (Herry), who was in the middle of using his Charge ability, gets flung from his armor, landing in front of Roadhog. Reinhardt (Herry) feels slightly intimidated.
Reinhardt (Herry): I have to warn you… I think I'm a very strong puncher. (Roadhog tries to punch him, but Herry deflects it) Parry. (Reinhardt (Herry) and Roadhog seem surprised he did that. Roadhog tries again, but Reinhardt (Herry) deflects or dodges each time while yelling out video game terms) Parry. Parry. Evade. Block. (he then turns serious) Uppercut. (Uppercuts Roadhog, sending him flying) Huh. Guess I still have my strength from the real world. I can dig it. (Sombra then runs towards him while using her stealth ability. She then reappears and tries to fire at Reinhardt (Herry), but he knocks the gun away from her before slamming her head into some crates) Duck. Head smash. (he then grabs her and throws her into a wall) Wall toss. (Moira then tries to drain his health core, but she accidentally uses her healing properties on him, buying him enough time to take her down) Kablam! (punches her off the map. Zenyatta then appears and fires his projectiles at Reinhardt (Herry) which he avoids) Evade. Punch. (punches him in the face before slamming him on the ground) Kapow! (Reinhardt's (Herry's) is legitimately shocked at his strength and skill)
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Eso es loco. (they continue moving the Payload with Reinhardt (Herry) leading the pack)
We then see him enter a building where we see Genji launch his shuriken at him. The first two miss while the third one Reinhardt (Herry) grabs mere inches from Baptiste's (Odie's) face. He then hands the shuriken to Baptiste (Odie) and stare down Genji.
Reinhardt (Herry): Let's do this.
Baptiste (Odie): Do what? (Genji then pulls out his sword and begins slashing at Reinhardt (Herry), which he manages to avoid)
Reinhardt (Herry): Duck. Dodge. Head slam. (slams his head down onto a table) Throw through ceiling. (throws Genji through the ceiling, all while he's screaming all the way. He then proceeds to punch Orisa up and down before kneeing her in the face and then send her flying through a wall)
Athena: Team kill.
Junkrat (Jude): That… was… awesome. Dude, where'd you learn that?
Reinhardt (Herry): Combat practice. And movies. (he then proceeds to get back in his armor and move to Payload to the first checkpoint)
Athena: The payload has reached the checkpoint. Escort the payload.
Baptiste (Odie): Let's keep moving. (they continue onwards)
Scene switches to the Blizzard World map where we see the Part-Time Heroes, Best Friends, and Mother & Daughter defending the objective against Sigma, Winston, Ashe, Bastion, Baptiste, and Mercy. Mercy flies up and begins firing her blaster at Brigitte (Jen), but she puts up her Barrier Shield, while Pharah flies up and blasts Mercy.
Pharah: Nikki, check you six.
D. Va (Nikki): Huh?
Pharah: Behind you. (D. Va (Nikki) turns around and sees Bastion activating his Reconfigure ability, turning into a Sentry Turret. D. Va (Nikki) reacts just in time and places up her Defense Matrix, thus eliminating Bastion's bullets. While Bastion's reloading, she activates her Micro Missiles, causing him to fall to pieces)
D. Va (Nikki): Ha. Take that you bucket of bolts.
Zarya (Sashi): This is strength. (punches the daylights out of Baptiste, causing him to fall off the map. She's then fired upon by Winston, until Ana puts him to sleep, allowing for Zarya (Sashi) to take him down with her weapon) Now that is awesome. (Ana then heals Zarya (Sashi)) Das vadanya.
Ana: Of course.
Cassidy (Penn): Hey there. (shoots down Baptiste. Her then uses his Flashbang on Ashe, before Fanning the Hammer and taking her down) Just like shooting fish in a barrel.
D. Va (Nikki) then proceeds to take down Sigma, allowing for the team to wait for whoever's gonna come and try to take the Checkpoint.
Scene switches to the King's Row map where we see the Insane Destructors, Married Parents, and Weirdos launching an attack on the Checkpoint against , Wrecking Ball, Echo, Soldier: 76, Ana, and Moira. Junkrat (Demoman), who's laughing like a madman, fires his bombs at the opposing team, killing Wrecking Ball and Moira.
Junkrat: Now that was beautiful. (Reinhardt (Dick Daring) charges into battle and swings his hammer, managing to take out Echo)
Reinhardt (Dick Daring): Best… day… ever! (he's then hit by a Sleep Dart from Ana. She's about to continue firing when Sombra (Agent K) sneaks up behind her and takes her out. At around the same time, Reinhardt (Dick Daring) wakes up) What happened?
Sombra (Agent K): Never mind that now, Dick. We have a Checkpoint to claim. (the teams then begin making their way towards the checkpoint, where they see , Echo, and Soldier: 76 defending it)
Echo launches her Sticky Bombs which stick to Junkrat (Demoman), heavily damaging him.
Junkrat (Demoman): Sticky Bombs?! I like a girl who's explosive. (he then launches his Steel Trap and Concussion Mine, which catch her, allowing for Junkrat (Demoman) to blow her up. Lúcio (Jonny 2x4) then activates his healing ability in order to restore Junkrat's (Demoman's) health) Thanks for that.
Lúcio (Jonny 2x4): No problem.
Doomfist (Rolf): Jonny the Wood Boy, let's take these guys out. (activates his Rocket Punch, which he uses on , knocking her back. He then uses his Rising Uppercut and Seismic Slam on , thus causing her MEKA to be destroyed. She's then taken out by Mei (Pyro) with her (his) Endothermic Blaster of Icicle mode)
Mei (Pyro): This will stop them. (she then freezes Soldier: 76 as he's speeding towards her, before killing him with an icicle)
With their enemies defeated, the teams are free to Capture the Objective
Athena: Objective A Captured. Move the Payload. (the teams proceed to Move the Payload whilst preparing themselves for the opposing team's onslaught)
Scene switches to the Hanamura Map where we see the Ninjas, Warriors, and Monster Fighters trying to Defend the Objective from the opposing team, which consisted of Roadhog, Wrecking Ball, Cassidy, Junkrat, Baptiste, and Brigitte. Reinhardt (Archie) Charges towards Baptiste, and while Baptiste lays down heavy ground fire, Reinhardt manages to knock him off the map. Roadhog then activates his Chain Hook and draws Reinhardt (Archie) towards him. He begins firing on Reinhardt (Archie), prompting him to activate his Barrier Field.
Reinhardt (Archie): Barrier Activated. Atlanta, give her heck. (Zarya (Atlanta) fires her weapon at Roadhog, managing to take him down)
Zarya (Atlanta): No one takes down my man. (they high five) Let's do this. (they continue their battle. Hanzo launches his Storm Arrows, which manages to take down Cassidy. Junkrat then flies into the air with his Concussion Mine, which begins raining bombs down on everyone, prompting Genji to activate his Swift Strike, into order to eliminate him. Lúcio (Marco) then slides along the walls and blasts out his funky tunes while managing to take down Brigitte)
Genji: Fantastic technique. (he's then placed under heavy fire by Wrecking Ball, prompting him to activate his Deflect ability, allowing for him to send Wrecking Ball's ammo back at him. Mercy (Star) then comes onto the scene and begins healing Genji) Domo arigatō. (Genji then gives Wrecking Ball one final Swift Strike, taking him out)
Hanzo: Impressive teamwork, everyone. But we mustn't let our guard down. They'll be coming back.
Lúcio (Marco): And we'll be ready. (they begin preparing for the opposing team's second attack)
Scene switches to the Havana map where we see the Talon Mercenaries, Daters, and T.U.F.F. Agents battling against Wrecking Ball, Zarya, Mei, Symmetra, Lúcio, and Zenyatta. Widowmaker activates his Grappling Hook and gets to a higher vantage point.
Reaper: Widowmaker, you're our eyes.
Widowmaker: On it. Kitty, two bogeys, six o'clock.
Winston (Kitty): Got 'em. (lunges at Zarya and Lúcio and blasts them with his (her) weapon)
Widowmaker: Jay, enemy, two o'clock.
Cassidy (Jay): Thank ya kindly. (begins firing upon Mei)
Widowmaker: Theresa, bad guy, eleven o'clock.
Brigitte (Theresa): I'm on it. (begins swinging her weapon at Zenyatta)
Widowmaker: Dudley, doppelgänger, twelve o'clock.
Wrecking Ball (Dudley): Widowmaker, make up your mind. What time is it?
Widowmaker: Just kill Wrecking Ball. He's right behind you.
Wrecking Ball (Dudley): Oh shoot. (turns around and begins firing upon Wrecking Ball, with Reaper soon joining in)
Reaper: Like I'd miss this.
Widowmaker: I've got a Symmetra at three o'clock. Three o'clock, anyone have that? No? I got it. (shoots Symmetra in the head. Once the teams have dispersed of the rest of the opposing team, they proceed to move the Payload to the first checkpoint)
Athena: The payload has reached the checkpoint. Escort the payload.
Brigitte (Theresa): Hey, Widowmaker. (Widowmaker braces for the worse) Thank you.
Widowmaker: (surprised) Of course. (Brigitte (Theresa) goes back to moving the payload. Reaper then appears behind her after using his Shadow Step)
Reaper: You helped them? Why?
Widowmaker: It was just for the challenge. Nothing more.
Reaper: Of course. Let's keep moving. (he goes to rejoin the others. But notices Widowmaker hesitantly moving) Aren't you coming?
Widowmaker: Hmmm. Oh right, sorry. (proceeds to join up with Reaper and the others. During the process, Brigitte (Theresa) can't help but look over at Widowmaker and wonder… that is, until she notices the opposing team approaching) Look alive team, they approach.
Scene switches to the Horizon Lunar Colony where we see the Safety Patrollers, Brothers, and Time Travelers battling against D. Va, Sigma, Hanzo, Reaper, Ana, and Brigitte. Using tactical precision and timing, due to their years of experience as Safety Patrollers, Baptiste (Fillmore) & Echo (Ingrid) pull off a synchronized attack pattern, thus managing to take out Hanzo, Brigitte, and D. Va's MEKA. As she begins firing upon the teams, Sigma (Cavendish) takes her out with his projectiles before setting up his Experimental Barrier. Lúcio (Dakota) then begins healing everyone while Ford (Soldier: 76) and Stan (Reinhardt) charge into battle. Ford (Soldier: 76) uses his Heavy Pulse Rifle on Sigma before using his Helix Rockets, managing to take him out. Stan (Reinhardt) then activates his Fire Strike on Ana before activating his Charge and using it on Reaper, bashing him against a wall.
Stan (Reinhardt): If only that was the real Reaper, then we'd have reason to celebrate.
Baptiste (Fillmore): Not bad for our first time doing this. (shoots Hanzo in the head with even looking at him)
Sigma (Cavendish): By Jove, that's impressive.
Echo (Ingrid): It took a lot of work for him to master that. (she then hits Ana as she was about to fire upon them) As well as myself. (soon, they Claim the Objective)
Athena: Objective A captured. Commence attack on objective B.
Lúcio (Dakota): You heard the computer lady. Let's move it, people. (they proceed towards objective B)
Scene switches back to the real world where we see Don (Dr. Drakken) watching the whole thing with a mischievous smile on his face. Dr. Drakken (Don) and Shego, on the other hand, appear to be bored, as Shego's reading a magazine and Dr. Drakken (Don) is on the verge of sleep.
Don (Dr. Drakken): My plan is going brilliantly, wouldn't you say, Shego?
Shego: (turns towards Don (Dr. Drakken); sarcastic) Oh yeah, Doc. It's going great. I'm humble to your brilliance and expertise. (goes back to reading her magazine)
Don (Dr. Drakken): Are you being sweet or sarcastic? I never can tell. (notices Dr. Drakken (Don) is asleep, causing Don (Dr. Drakken) to slap him in order to wake him up) Wake up, you. You don't want to miss the show.
Dr. Drakken (Don): What show? You haven't done diddly squat.
Don (Dr. Drakken): That was my intention. You see, I planned to lull them into a false sense of security, and then, when the moment was right, I'd strike. And that moment… is now. (presses a button, causing a chain reaction, which scares Dr. Drakken (Don))
Dr. Drakken (Don): What's going on? What are you doing?
Don (Dr. Drakken): Not me… you. (smiles evilly, freighting Dr. Drakken (Don))
Scene switches back to the Dorado map where we see the Slackers, Brother & Sister, and Complete Opposites have just moved the Payload to the 2nd checkpoint.
Athena: The payload has reached the che- (suddenly, Athena shuts down)
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): What the? What's going on? (feedback is then heard, causing the teams to cover their ears, before they hear a familiar voice)
Dr. Drakken: Greetings teams. Did you miss me?
D. Va (Jonesy): Drakken?
Junkrat (Jude): Whoa.
Baptiste (Odie): That's not possible. He and Shego are supposed to be in jail.
Dr. Drakken: Indeed. But thanks to an outside source, we were able to make our escape, and now we're ready to take revenge. (scene switches between maps as Dr. Drakken is giving his announcement) For you see, I plan to reenact the Overwatch plan Shego & I committed during the first season.
Sigma (Cavendish): No offense, but as I recall, that plan failed, horribly.
Zarya (Atlanta): And you got your butt kicked by an idiot.
Dr. Drakken: Indeed, that's true. But I've learned from that experience.
Shego: Really? Well that's a first.
Dr. Drakken: Silence, Shego! I may've been vanquished in the first season. (we then cut to the real world, where we see Dr. Drakken (Don) is giving the speech, while reading flashcards written by Don (Dr. Drakken) while Shego holds him by energy point) But now, I know how to eliminate you all and ensure that I'm victorious once and for all. (the teams then notice the opposing teams approaching. However, the opposing teams appear to be more vicious; more dangerous, with red eyes, clothing, and weaponry)
Sombra (Agent K): Didn't you do this last season?
Dr. Drakken: Hold on. (types something in, causing a surge amongst the teams. When they regain their bearings, they notice that they've been locked out of their extra abilities, powers, and Ultimate Abilities)
Cassidy (Jay): Well that's not good.
Dr. Drakken: Good luck… you'll need it. (he logs off)
Cassidy (Jay): (then turns towards the opposing team) Well, looks like we're fightin'.
Brigitte (Theresa): Let's do it. (they then proceed into battle. Widowmaker heads towards a higher vantage point in order to help her team)
Widowmaker: Jay, you have Lúcio at four o'clock.
Cassidy (Jay): On it.
Widowmaker: Kitty, Wrecking Ball, nine o'clock. Dudley, Mei, one o'clock. (a portal then appears behind her and Symmetra steps out) Reaper, Zenyatta, seven o'clock. Theresa… (Symmetra blasts Widowmaker with her projectile, causing Widowmaker to fall down. She winces as Symmetra is about to finish her off, without a single bit of remorse in her eyes. However, just before the final blow was struck, Brigitte (Theresa) bashed Symmetra with her mace, before sending her off the railing, managing to finish her off. Brigitte (Theresa) then runs to Widowmaker's side)
Brigitte (Theresa): Widowmaker, are you alright?
Widowmaker: Yes. Thank you. (Brigitte (Theresa) then helps Widowmaker to her feet and heals her)
Brigitte (Theresa): Of course. (however, while she's touching Widowmaker, Brigitte (Theresa) gasps and has a vision. She then proceeded to go through Widowmaker's past, seeing her before she became Widowmaker)
She was once Amélie Guillard. We see her marriage to her husband, Gérard Lacroix, an Overwatch agent; her capture at the hands of Talon; the torture she was subjugated to; her murdering her husband; Talon turning her into a living weapon; her transformation into the Widowmaker; her shooting Ana's cybernetic eye; her murder of Mondatta, the Omnic activist; and her various exploits as the Widowmaker. Brigitte (Theresa) gasps once more before returning to reality. She then looks at Widowmaker, scared and starstruck. Widowmaker, upon seeing this, goes back to the challenge. Cassidy (Jay) then approaches her, startling her.
Cassidy (Jay): Hey, are you alright?
Brigitte (Theresa): Jay… I saw something. I don't know what it was, but it scares me. (Cassidy (Jay) looked worried)
Cassidy (Jay): What?
Brigitte (Theresa): I'll tell you and others later. Right now, we have a mission to complete. (they proceed to head back into the challenge, readying themselves to take on the masses)
We then cut to the various maps to see the teams trying to take down their respective opposing teams. However, they're in grave danger, due to the fact that their upgrades and abilities being under lockdown. Soon, they're on the verge of being overrun, and Don (Dr. Drakken) and Shego are enjoying every moment of it.
Shego: You know, this body is kind of cute, don't you think?
Dr. Drakken (Don): Oh come on, get a room!
Don (Dr. Drakken): Quiet you. Our moment of victory is at hand. It would take a miracle for your teams to be saved.
Scene switches to the Dorado where we see the Slackers, Brother & Sister, and Complete Opposites are under heavy fire.
D. Va (Jonesy): We're getting powned out here.
Baptiste (Odie): We need a miracle if we're going to win this thing.
Sombra (Ronnie Anne) looks around fruitfully, in the hopes of finding something that could help them. She then spots a circuit box. This gives her an idea.
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Guys, I have an idea. It's risky, but if you give me 30 seconds, I think I can save us all. (everyone, while at first skeptical, figure that they may only have one shot at victory)
Reinhardt (Herry): We'll cover you. Let's do this. (the teams begin firing at Sombra (Ronnie Anne) runs over to the circuit box)
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Okay, Ronnie Anne. You took computer class. You can do this. (she opens up the circuit box and begins rerouting some of the wires and knobs) Alright, fingers crossed. (she places her hand on the circuit box, causing their to be sparks. She flinches back, but checks to see if her plan worked. She checks her abilities column, and sees that she now has full access to all her abilities and powers) Yes! (laughs triumphantly. She then proceeds to use her EPM on the opposing, thus disabling their powers and abilities) Boys, take 'em down. (the males proceed to overrun the opposing team and manage to move the payload close towards its objective. That's when they notice Sombra (Ronnie Anne) touching her hand to the control box once more, and entering it towards and unknown location)
Junkrat (Jude): Whoa, she can do that?
D. Va (Jonesy): Did she abandon us?
Lúcio (Bobby): My sister's a lot of things. A skater, a daredevil, a prankster, a tough girl, and a friend; but she doesn't abandon others. She's got a plan.
Scene switches to the Horizon Lunar Colony map where we see the Safety Patrollers, Brothers, and Time Travelers are barely holding on. Sombra (Ronnie Anne) exits the circuit box and sees the situation. She then notices her EPM is at full charge.
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Guess the circuit box gave me a little extra boost. Good to know. (she then activates her EPM, causing the opposing to lose their powers and abilities)
Echo (Ingrid): What was that? (they get out from their hiding spots and sees the current situation)
Lúcio (Dakota): Check it out. They don't have any powers.
Reinhardt (Stan): Come on, let's take them down.
Soldier: 76 (Ford): Let's move. (soon, they eliminate the opposing team and begin claiming the objective. Sombra (Ronnie Anne) then proceeds into the circuit box and begins heading towards the next map)
Scene switches to the King's Row map where we see the Insane Destructors, Married Parents, and Weirdos on the verge of collapse. Sombra (Ronnie Anne) sees this and activates her EPM, giving them the edge they need to eliminate them and move the payload. Sombra's (Ronnie Anne's) about to enter the circuit box once more before she notices her transportation abilities are limiting.
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Looks like I only have enough juice to make one more jump. I'm going to need some help. (she then steps out and reveals her to the other teams. They're about to fire on her when she stops them) Wait, stop. It's me. Ronnie Anne.
Sombra (Agent K): Do you think we're going to fall for that, imposter?
Reinhardt (Dick Daring): What she said. If you're really that skater kid, prove it.
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Hold on. (grabs a nearby skateboard and pulls off a series of insane tricks and moves before rejoining the others) How's that?
Sombra (Agent K): Only an experienced board master can accomplish such outrageous moves. You are indeed Ronnie Anne.
Doomfist (Rolf): Rolf was impressed with your confusing leisure delight. Very spicy, yes?
Sombra (Ronnie Anne): Uh sure. Listen, I have a way we can solve our problems. But in order for that to work, I'm going to need her help. (points at Sombra (Agent K))
Sombra (Agent K): Of course. Let's go take down some bad guy butt. (Sombra (Ronnie Anne) whispers the plan in Sombra's (Agent K's) ear, but to the alarm of the others)
Mei (Pyro): Does anyone else find it creepy that Sombra's talking to Sombra.
Doomfist (Rolf): Yes. Rolf is disturbed.
Lúcio (Jonny 2x4): (listening to Plank) I'm with ya there buddy. Creep-y. (Sombra (Ronnie Anne) finishes the plan)
Sombra (Agent K): I'm one it. I'll see you gents soon. (Sombra (Agent K) and Sombra (Ronnie Anne) enter the circuit box. Sombra (Ronnie Anne) heads back to the Dorado map while Sombra (Agent K) heads towards a different map)
Scene switches to the Havana map where we the Talon Mercenaries, Daters, and T.U.F.F. Agents barely holding on. Sombra (Agent K) appears from a circuit box and activates her EPM, thus deactivating the opposing team's abilities, allowing for the teams to take them down. Sombra (Agent K) then enters the circuit box and makes her way to the next map.
Scene switches to the Hanamura map where we see the Ninjas, Warriors, and Monster Fighters on the verge of defeat. Sombra (Agent K) arrives and activates her EPM, allowing for the teams to steamroll their enemies and eliminate the competition. Sombra (Agent K) then proceeds towards her final destination.
Scene switches to the Blizzard World map where the Part-Time Heroes, Best Friends, and Mother & Daughter are in danger of losing it all. Sombra (Agent K) comes in and activates her ultimate ability, helping the teams achieve victory. Sombra (Agent K) then proceeds back towards the King's Row map.
Scene switches to the real world where we see Don (Dr. Drakken) gaping at this terrible turn of events. (Terrible for him anyway)
Shego: Guess you didn't see that one coming, now did you?
Dr. Drakken (Don): Ha, you lose. I forget, what's the score again? 3 to 0, us? (Don (Dr. Drakken) turns to face Dr. Drakken (Don) with an angry look on his face) Just stating the obvious.
Don (Dr. Drakken): Well, they may've defeated me, but I still have one last trick up my sleeve. Why do you think I swapped minds with you? (he smiles evilly while realization dawns on Dr. Drakken's (Don's) face) Shego! (Shego gets Dr. Drakken (Don) out of the chair before she bounds and gags Don (Dr. Drakken) in said chair)
At that moment, the teams achieve victory on each map and emerge back into the real world. They then spot Don, assuming that he's Dr. Drakken, and Dr. Drakken, assuming that he's Don, tied up.
Kitty: Alright, Drakken. Time to use my ten claws against your sorry butt. (she unsheathes her claws)
Dr. Drakken (Don): Guys, wait, this isn't what it looks like.
Dudley: Well I'm no genius…
Kitty: That's for sure.
Dudley: But it looks to me that she has Don bound and gagged and you're in front of the control panel because you were trying to kill us.
Dr. Drakken (Don): Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like. But I'm not Drakken, it's me, Don. Drakken switched minds with me. I mean bodies.
Jonesy: Well which is it?
Dr. Drakken (Don): Both!
Nikki: Then you're fine.
Dr. Drakken (Don): Oh come, guys. Listen to my voice.
Herry: Yeah, it sounds like you, so?
Dr. Drakken (Don): Drat. Why didn't that work? It always works in the movies and tv shows. (comes to a realization) Because the device swapped my mind but not my voice. Curse the author and his correct method of doing things.
Nikki: Man, you're crazier than we thought. (Don (Dr. Drakken) furrows his brow in annoyance as Shego secretly begins untying him) Well, without further ado… (she punches Dr. Drakken (Don) across the face before continuing the injure him)
Atlanta: Don't leave me out of this fight. I want a piece of the action. (she begins beating up Dr. Drakken (Don) as well, getting him in a very tender spot)
Hanzo: Should we…
Genji: Let them get it out of their system. (Hanzo & Genji then sense something is amiss) Do you sense that?
Hanzo: Indeed I do. (he nods to Genji. Hanzo takes out one of his arrows and launches it offscreen while Genji throws his shurikens in the same direction. The shurikens pins Shego against the wall while the arrow just barely misses Don's (Dr. Drakken's) head) Oh, sorry Don. Looks like Shego was trying to kidnap you in order to hold you for ransom. Good thing Genji and I stopped her.
Don (Dr. Drakken): Um… right. (clears his throat) Yes, yes, very good. Well done. Thank you for saving me.
Hanzo: All in a day's w- (Hanzo then looks at Don (Dr. Drakken) and notices something peculiar)
Don (Dr. Drakken): What? (the camera zooms in on Don's (Dr. Drakken's) eyes causing Hanzo to gain a look of intrigue)
Hanzo then proceeds to draw an arrow from his quiver and launch it at the ceiling, causing it to emit a pulse.
Ingrid: What'd you do?
Hanzo: My sonic arrow. It allows me to see that which is unseen, through the eyes of the dragon. (Don (Dr. Drakken) looks worried. Hanzo then pulls out an arrow. When he unleashes it, it releases a net, which catches Don (Dr. Drakken) and Shego)
Atlanta: What are you doing? The bad guy's over there.
Hanzo: No he is not. (he then proceeds to pull off a trick shot with one of his arrows, which knocks over several crates revealing the Mind Swapper)
Dick Daring: Ooo, shiny. (notices something) Hey look, a button. (he presses it)
Agent K: Dick, wait… (two long tubes with giant suction cups attached to the end extend from the device and place themselves on Agent K & Dick Daring's heads. An electrical charge is then sent through Agent K & Dick Daring, resulting in a bright flash. Once the dust settles, Agent K, after regaining her bearings looks at Dick Daring; speaking with an American accent) Who's-it-in-the-what now? K, there's another very handsome man in the building?
Dick Daring (Agent K): (gasps; speaking with a Posh British accent) Dick? (Dick Daring (Agent K) peers up at the machine) It appears we've discovered some sort of transmogrifying device and switched bodies. Now, if you'll just relax… (Agent K (Dick Daring) begins panicking while Dick Daring (Agent K) watches her (him) run around like a maniac. Soon, he (she) manages to calm her (him) down)
Dick Daring (Agent K): Calm down, Dick.
Agent K (Dick Daring): Okay, okay, I'm good. I'm okay. I'm… (begins freaking out again, prompting Dick Daring (Agent K) to calm her (him) down once more)
Dick Daring (Agent K): Pull yourself together man. (correcting his (her) mistake) Woman.
Agent K (Dick Daring): Okay, we can fix this. They do this in the movies all the time. We could go back to the Chinese guy who gave us the fortune cookie. (everyone looks at them strangely) Or I have to help you figure out a life lesson. Or… (figures out how to "fix" them) That's it. We knock ourselves silly. (proceeds to grab a nearby vase, which she (he) knocks against her (his) head. She (He) stumbles around dizzily, before landing on the control panel, causing her (his) chin the hit the button, releasing the long tubes with the giant suction cups)
Dick Daring (Agent K): Or you could've just done that. (the suction cups attached to their heads, swapping their back. Dick gasps upon seeing he's himself again) I'm me. Sweet, glorious me! (hugs himself)
Nikki: Then that means… (turns towards Dr. Drakken (Don) with a sheepish grin on her face) My bad.
Dr. Drakken (Don): It's fine. I actually didn't feel a thing. But he will.
Don (Dr. Drakken): Uh oh.
Shego: Should've seen that one coming, Drakken? (Nikki then proceeds to activate the Mind Swapper, turning Dr. Drakken and Don back to normal. They help Don out of the net while Dr. Drakken falls to the ground, unconscious)
Don: Good thing you whopped his a** for me.
Nikki: No problem. (at that moment, the police arrive. We then see a few familiar faces emerge)
Don: Captain Armando Smith.
Captain Smith: Don. How long's it been?
Don: Far too long. What're doing here?
Captain Smith: We gotta a report about a jailbreak involving a blue, mad scientist and a green female. We knew they'd probably pull a stunt like this, so we came prepared.
Don: Don't worry, they're all yours. (shows Smith they took down the bad guys)
Captain Smith: Thank you. (signals for the other officers to arrest the villains) Take 'em away boys. (they place a power-restraint collar on Shego's neck and place in hand cuffs on her hands while they haul Drakken away in a stretcher. Smith then notices the teams) Are these the teams from the 2nd season?
Don: Indeed they are. Teams, allow me to introduce Captain Armando Smith. Him and his officers were after us during the first season after a misunderstanding involving this very challenge, until he fell under Drakken's control and realized the truth.
Captain Smith: I'm never gonna get those memories out of my head.
Don: After that, we became good friends. Although, we haven't seen each other in over a month due to this starting up. I guess this challenge was the perfect way for you to meet everyone.
Herry: It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. (shakes Captain Smith's hand)
Captain Smith: You too, son. My, that's quite a firm grip you have there.
Herry: Thank you. Runs in the family.
Captain Smith: I see. Well, it's been fun, but we have to get going. We got a lot of paperwork to fill out.
Don: Of course. Nice seeing you. (Captain Smith enters a police car and he and his officers proceed on their way. Don then turns to face the other teams) Well, this certainly brings back memories. Not many pleasant ones, although, I think this time around was worse, due to the fact that I swapped minds with that buffoon. Well, since all this happened, I'm inclined to make this a non-elimination episode. (all the teams cheer. However, Agent K isn't cheering, which Dick Daring notices)
Dick Daring: K, is everything alright?
Agent K: There's something amiss here, Dick. How were Drakken & Shego able to escape?
Dick Daring: Hey, you're right. Wait, didn't Drakken say he & Shego got help from an outside source?
Agent K: Indeed he did. I'm not sure who helped him and Shego escape. (notices a security camera) But I have a feeling we'll be meeting them very soon.
Scene switches to an unknown location where we see Brian & Stewie have watched all the events unfold after Stewie hacked the system.
Brian: Well, that was a failure.
Stewie: Of course. I was anticipating it was going to be a failure. After all, it is Drakken & Shego we're talking about. Although, he did learn from some of his past incidents, so that's something.
Brian: Wait, if you knew it was going to be a failure, why did have them escape?
Stewie: I just wanted to see what would happen if Drakken was given a second opportunity to fix a plan he botched up. Plus, it's fun to watch him fail.
Brian: Alright, but how does that benefit us.
Stewie: Simple. Thanks to Drakken opening up the servers, I was able to assess the race files and get information about future legs. And I saw something that I find quite intriguing. Take a look. (Brian looks at the computer and is surprised by what he finds)
Brian: Is-Is this for real?
Stewie: Indeed it is, Brian. And when the moment is right, we strike.
Brian: Alright. Let's do it. (they shake hands)
Stewie: Oh this is going even more fun than I thought. (smiles evilly as the screen fades to black)
Wow, that was longer than I expected it to take. But, "Quality over Quantity", to coin a phrase. Anyway, this was quite the blast from the past. Drakken & Shego returning to reenact one of their old schemes… I knew it had to happen someday. Hopefully you all enjoyed this chapter. I myself had a blast writing it. Hopefully you enjoyed some of the jokes and references I threw in there to spice things up. I also had a lot of fun choosing the avatar personas of each of the contestants. I don't really have much else to say, other than what's going to happen with Brian & Stewie, and what future world will the teams be going to? Well, you'll just have to read the story to find out. You know the drill, please like and review, and I'll see you all next time. This is ZNBT signing off.
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