The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 16: Shen Gong WHOA! – Part 2
Everyone: Gong Yi Tan Pai!
The entire Xiaolin temple turns into a massive gladiator arena, split into several sections, one for each pair of teams. We cut to the announcer's booth where we see Don & Dojo in the announcers' seats while Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay, and Master Fung are seated in first class section located beneath the announcer's booth.
Don: Welcome back, everyone. We're about to start an epic Xiaolin Showdown tournament which'll rock this stadium. With me is my right-hand dragon, Dojo.
Dojo: Ooo, this is exciting. I don't think we've ever had a Xiaolin Showdown tournament. I mean, we had a gladiator battle, and two 8-way Xiaolin Showdowns, but not one of this caliber.
Don: Yep. By the way, is this kind of Xiaolin Showdown allowed?
Dojo: (checking the Xiaolin Showdown rule book) Let me see… A-ha, here it is. It's underneath the supplemental pages that came out in the last 200 years. It's fair game.
Don: Sweet. Alright, let's get to the first battle. (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the first battle: the Married Parents vs. the Warriors) Now before the battle begins, in the spirit of Xiaolin Showdown, let's check the Shen Gong Wu Tally board. (the camera switches towards the giant screen, which features the teams' Shen Gong Wu Tally)
Shen Gong Wu Tally:
Agent K & Dick Daring – The Jetbootsu & the Ring of the Nine Dragons
Ana & Pharah – The Black Beetle & the Ruby of Ramses
Archie & Atlanta – The Changing Chopsticks & the Fancy Feet
Bobby & Ronnie Anne – The Golden Tiger Claws & the Eye of Dashi
Cavendish & Dakota – The Thorn of Thunderbolt & the Silk Spitter
Demoman & Pyro – The Cannon Blaster & the Zing Zom-Bone
Fillmore & Ingrid – The Woozy Shooter & the Crystal Glasses
Ford & Stan – The Fountain of Hui & the Eagle Scope
Hanzo & Genji – The Shard of Lightning & the Sword of the Storm
Herry & Odie – The Fist of Tebigong & the Mikado Arms
Jay & Theresa – The Glove of Jisaku & the Shroud of Shadows
Jen & Nikki – The Lotus Twister & the Tangle Web Comb
Jonesy & Jude – The Monkey Staff & the Mantis Flip Coin
Jonny 2x4 & Rolf – The Mind Reader Conch & the Wushu Helmet
Reaper & Widwomaker – The Shadow Slicer & the Reversing Mirror
Star & Marco – The Star Hanabi & the Two-Ton Tunic
We then cut back to Don and Dojo in the announcer's booth.
Don: Well, with that out of the way, let's get this battle started.
We enter the arena where we see the Married Parents and the Warriors staring each other down while the Third-Arm Sash hovers above them)
Agent K: Ready to lose.
Atlanta: (motions for Agent K to attack) Bring it on. (smiles smugly)
Agent K: Jetbootsu! (activates the Jetbootsu. She then backflips onto a wall and begins running across it)
Atlanta: Archie!
Archie: I'm on it. Fancy Feet! (activates the Fancy Feet, which allow him to speed across the walls on the opposite side of Agent K)
Agent K jumps off the wall towards the Emperor Scorpion, but just before she does, Archie, using his speed, spins round & round so fast, it builds up enough momentum to launch himself at Agent K, knocking into her, hard. She's then sent flying into the wall, causing there to be an imprint. Archie then lands on the ground next to Atlanta.
Atlanta: Nice job.
Archie: Thanks. Is this how you feel when you're running?
Atlanta: In a word: yes.
Dick Daring: (seeing what happened) Alright, that's it. No one hurts my wife. Ring of the Nine Dragons! (activates the Ring of the Nine Dragons, splitting himself into nine parts. Although they act unintelligent, they circle Archie & Atlanta)
Archie: Now what?
Atlanta: Take my hand.
Archie: This hardly seems like the time to be romantic, Atlanta.
Atlanta: Just trust me. (Archie takes Atlanta's hand) Changing Chopsticks! (she activates the Changing Chopsticks, causing her & Archie to shrink) Let's do this.
Archie: Do what? How does shrinking us down to an inch help us.
Atlanta: Use your Wu. If we speed across all of them, we can disorient them to the point where they'll slap themselves silly and knock themselves out.
Archie: Well look at you with that big brain of yours.
Atlanta: Now's not the time to be romantic, Arch. We have to focus.
Archie: Right, sorry. Let's do it. Fancy Feet! (he & Atlanta begin running at tremendous speeds and begin running all over the Dick Darings, causing them to become confused)
Dick Daring #1: What the?
Dick Daring #5: Who's there?
Dick Daring #7: Something's inside my jumpsuit.
Dick Daring #4: It's on my face.
Dick Daring #9: Get them off of me!
The Dick Darings then begin slapping themselves, hitting each other, and bashing against the walls. Eventually, they end up knocking themselves or each other out. Archie then gets off Dick Daring #8 and meets up with Atlanta at Dick Daring #6. She then jumps off Dick Daring #6's stomach and lands in Archie's arms.
Atlanta: Nice work, Arch.
Archie: Thanks, Atlanta. Now, finish let's finish this.
Atlanta: Changing Chopsticks! (they return to normal size)
Archie: Fancy Feet! (speeds around the arena before jumping up and grabbing the Third-Arm Sash)
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Agent K & Dick Daring in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Archie & Atlanta in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Atlanta: Now that was fun.
Archie: Definitely. (high fives Atlanta)
Omi: That was most spectacular battle. Those two have me tripping on very cold stones.
Raimundo: No, no, Omi. Archie & Atlanta have you stone cold trip- Ah, forget it!
Don: With that, we end our first battle, with the Warriors triumph over the Married Parents. (notices Dojo writing something down) Whatcha doin' there, Dojo?
Dojo: Just recording the bets.
Don: Bets?
Dojo: Bets on which team is going to win and which team is going to lose. So far, myself, Kimiko, and Omi have lost, Raimundo and Clay have won, and Master Fung isn't participating. Winner gets full bragging rights and will be the one who performs all the Xiaolin Showdowns for the next week. Applies to the first round only.
Don: Alright, fine by me. Let's go to the next battle. (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the second battle: the Ninjas vs. the Insane Destructors) Well this should be interesting.
We enter the arena where we see the Ninjas and the Insane Destructors staring each other down while the Yang Yo-Yo hovers above them.
Demoman: I'm going to enjoy this. Cannon Blaster! (activates the Cannon Blaster, turning himself into a human cannonball, launching himself towards Hanzo. Hanzo waits until the last moment before activating his Wu)
Hanzo: Shard of Lightning! (transports himself out of the way, causing Demoman to collect face first into a stone wall)
Demoman: (muffled) Ow.
Hanzo: (reappearing) Maybe you should've thought that one through.
Pyro then appears and activates his Wu. The Zing Zom-Bone fires a beam at Hanzo & Genji, but they manage to move out of the way. Pyro continually shoots at them, but they manage to avoid his blasts. Eventually, Genji kicks the Zing Zom-Bone out of Pyro's hands, before proceeding to activate his own Wu.
Genji: Sword of the Storm! (releases a wind gust, that sends Demoman & Pyro out of the arena) Flawless victory.
Hanzo: Wrong game.
Genji: I know, but it's such a classic line.
Hanzo: Indeed. Shard of Lightning! (disappears before reappearing in a moment, now with the Yang Yo-Yo in his hand) Victory is ours.
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Demoman & Pyro in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Hanzo & Genji in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Hanzo: Well done, brother.
Genji: You too, brother. (they fist bump)
Don: Well that was humorous. What'd you think, Dojo?
Dojo: It could've gone on longer. Still, it was enjoyable. Plus, I won this time around, as well as everyone else. No one voted for Demoman & Pyro.
Demoman: (off screen; screaming) Hurtful!
Don: Well anyway, let's move on to the next battle. (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the third battle: the Daters vs. the Brothers) Ooo, I'm excited.
We enter the arena where we see the Daters and the Brothers staring each other down while the Ying Yo-Yo hovers above them)
Ford: Ready to do this?
Stan: You do realize the Wu we have to fight them with are two Wu that don't have any defensive capabilities. I mean, they're great for collecting information, not so much for battling other people.
Ford: (opens his mouth to say something, only to realize Stan has a point) Well that's not good.
Jay: In that case, Glove of Jisaku. (activates the Glove of Jisaku, which draws the Fountain of Hui and the Eagle Scope towards him, which he grabs onto. He then activates the Wu once more to draw the Ying Yo-Yo into his & Theresa's grasp)
Theresa: Well, that went quicker than I was expecting.
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Ford & Stan in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Jay & Theresa in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Stan: Well that sucked.
Don: No kidding. I've had more an experience watching paint dry. Hopefully, the next battle is a bit more thrilling. (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the fourth battle: the Monster Fighters vs. Mother & Daughter) Hold on. (presses a button, which activates a metallic shield, protecting everyone from the Star Hanabi) Just as a precaution, just in case Star gets trigger happy.
Dojo: Good idea.
We enter the arena where we see the Monster Fighters and Mother & Daughter staring each other down while the Emperor Scorpion hovers above them.
Star: Star Hanabi! (begins shooting massive fireballs which fly all over the place, much to everyone's fear. Thankfully, they're protected by the barrier)
Dick Daring: Yikes. I'd hate to be the one to cross her with the Star Hanabi when she's in a bad mood.
Agent K: Indeed. (we then cut back to the battle, where we see Ana & Pharah trying to avoid getting hit by the fireballs)
Pharah: Mom, activate your Wu. Quickly!
Ana: Black Beetle! (activates the Black Beetle, which coats her body in a heat-resistant black armor (similar to a beetle's shell), which allows her to progress forward)
Star: (sees Ana advancing, causing her to deactivate her Wu) Why isn't thing working? Is it broken?
Ana: Remember, I'm wearing a heat-resistant armor.
Star: Oh, right. (while she's distracted, Ana snatches the Wu and kicks her away)
Marco: (seeing this) Let's do this. (he then proceeds to jump in the air and activate his Wu) Two-Ton Tunic! (the Two-Ton Tunic turns into an actual Two-Ton Tunic, which sends him falling towards Pharah. As he's about to collide with her, Pharah pulls out her Wu)
Pharah: Ruby of Ramses! (she activates the Ruby of Ramses, causing Marco to levitate in midair. Pharah then proceeds to throw Marco away, causing him to scream. He then collides with Star, and they collide into a wall, knocking them both out)
Ana: (while deactivating the Black Beetle) Nice aim, Fareeha.
Pharah: Thanks, mom. One moment, please. (proceeds to activate her Hover Jets, allowing her to fly up and grab the Emperor Scorpion) Pound it. (fist bumps Ana)
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Star & Marco in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Ana & Pharah in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Omi: Whoa. Mother & Daughter are extremely icy.
Raimundo: You mean very cool, don't you Omi?
Don: Well whatever you think, that was still a pretty good battle, right Dojo?
Dojo: Sure. And good thing you installed these barriers.
Clay: Yeah, otherwise we'd be doner than a rack of ribs at a Texas barbeque.
Don: Indeed. Well, let's move on, shall we? (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the fifth battle: the Best Friends vs. Brother & Sister) Oh, I'm excited to see how Jen & Nikki perform.
Omi: Why? They're just a couple of girls. (a collective gasp fills the arena. Nikki then grabs Omi with the Tangle Web Comb and sends him into the arena)
We then hear Omi scream as we zoom out to outside the arena where we hear him get beaten up by Jen & Nikki, causing the entire arena to shake. We then cut back to the arena where we see Jen & Nikki dusting off their hands while they look at a defeated Omi. Ronnie Anne looks at him angrily while Bobby looks slightly terrified based on Omi's state.
Nikki: And your point?
Omi: (dazed) Nothing. I like girls. (collapses. Jen then grabs Omi and, using her flexible limbs, brings Omi back into the first-class section)
Jen: Next time he acts up, give him the same treatment.
Kimiko: With pleasure. (cracks her knuckles. Jen gives a thumbs up before going back into the arena)
Don: Well, after that minor interruption, let's get back to the showdown.
We enter the arena where we see the Best Friends and Brother & Sister staring each other down while the Sapphire Dragon hovers above them.
Nikki: Tangle Web Comb! (activates the Tangle Web Comb, releasing a strand of hair towards Bobby & Ronnie Anne, causing them to jump out of the way. She continues to try and grab them, but they manage to avoid getting tangled) Hold still so I can grab you.
Jen: (stopping Nikki) I have a better idea. Lotus Twister! (she activates the Lotus Twister, which allows her to grow to a giant size thanks to her flexible limbs, much to Bobby & Ronnie Anne's shock) Oh this is so cool. I feel just like Ms. Marvel.
Ronnie Anne: That is awesome! (Jen then grows her foot to an enormous size, which then proceeds to begin descending upon Bobby & Ronnie Anne) Slightly less awesome.
Bobby: Golden Tiger Claws! (activates the Golden Tiger Claws, opening a portal in space. He then grabs Ronnie Anne and quickly runs through it, managing to avoid getting stepped on. We then see another portal open up and we see Bobby & Ronnie Anne exit the portal behind a pillar) Any ideas?
Ronnie Anne: (looks behind the pillar to see Jen & Nikki's position before coming up with a plan) Yeah. I have an idea. Okay, here's the plan. (begins whispering the plan in Bobby's ear)
We then cut to Jen & Nikki who're searching for Bobby & Ronnie Anne. When they notice the pillar, Nikki slightly signals Jen towards the pillar, prompting Jen to signal back with a wink. Jen then stretches her neck out to behind the pillar in order to listen in on Brother & Sister's conversation.
Ronnie Anne: Alright, to repeat the plan, I'll draw their fire with the Eye of Dashi while you use the Golden Tiger Claws to sneak up behind them and deploy a sneak attack. Once they're dispatched, we'll be able to take the Sapphire Dragon and win the showdown.
Bobby: Great plan.
Jen: Great plan, indeed. (Bobby & Ronnie Anne look up, surprised to see Jen listening in) Just one problem, the walls have ears. (the top of the pillar Bobby & Ronnie Anne are behind gets destroyed by Jen's giant fist) Or in this case: fists. (she then begins bringing her fist down on Bobby & Ronnie Anne)
Bobby: Golden Tiger Claws! (hastily activates his Wu, allowing for him & Ronnie Anne to avoid getting squished. They exit the portal, right into Nikki's sightline)
Nikki: Tangle Web Comb. (they jump out of the way. Ronnie Anne lands and pulls out her Wu)
Ronnie Anne: Eye of Dashi! (shoots a stream of lightning at Nikki, but Jen steps in the way and gets a full blast, but doesn't seem affected) No way.
Nikki: Are you alright? That looked like it hurt.
Jen: (shows Nikki her wavy arms) Rubberized limbs. Rubber acts as an insulator, meaning it's not affected by electricity.
Nikki: Right. Clever. Anyway, continue with your defensive position, and I'll take her down when she's in sight.
Jen: Let's do this. Embiggen! (grows in size. Ronnie Anne continues blasting Jen, but it doesn't affect her. Jen continues to try and hit Ronnie Anne with her giant limbs. Eventually, Ronnie Anne lands near Nikki, who proceeds to wrap her up using the Tangle Web Comb. Jen shrinks back down to her normal size) Well, that takes care of that.
Nikki: Looks like we win. (Ronnie Anne then begins smiling, which worries Jen & Nikki) Wait, why are you smiling?
Ronnie Anne: Because my brother & I just pulled the Moonwalking Bear.
Nikki: What?
[Flashback]
We see Bobby & Ronnie Anne hiding behind the pillar.
Bobby: You want us to moonwalk with a bear?
Ronnie Anne: No. We're gonna pull off a trick known as the Moonwalking Bear. The con is that you get someone to focus on something so much that they lose track of everything else. In this case, I'll draw their fire with the Eye of Dashi and continually blast Jen, which I know won't affect her, due to the fact that the Lotus Twister rubberizes her limbs. While they're distracted, you'll use the Golden Tiger Claws to open a portal towards the Sapphire Dragon. They'll be so focused on me, they'll miss you entirely, allowing me to obtain the Wu and win the showdown for us.
Bobby: But what if the bear eats me?
Ronnie Anne: There's no bear. (under her breathe) Yeesh, you're as sharp as a butterknife.
Bobby: What?
Ronnie Anne: (noticing Jen overhead) Alright, to repeat the plan…
[End Flashback]
Jen & Nikki's faces fall when they hear Ronnie Anne's plan while she smiles smugly.
Nikki: Jen, where's Bobby? (a portal opens behind them, and we see Bobby emerge holding the Sapphire Dragon)
Ronnie Anne: What took you so long?
Bobby: Just waiting for the right moment to enter. Nothing to fancy.
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Jen & Nikki in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Bobby & Ronnie Anne in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Nikki: They got us good.
Jen: I'm impressed. Never knew they had it in them.
Don: Neither did I. What'd you think, Dojo?
Dojo: I have tens all around! (holds up four cards with "10" written on each of them) That was incredible.
Omi: Indeed. Those two pulled the sweater over their eyes.
Clay: That's, "Pulled the wool over their faces."
Omi: I stand corrected.
Don: Well, after that epic battle, let's move on to the next epic battle. (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the sixth battle: the Safety Patrollers vs. the Complete Opposites) Talk about a battle for the ages. Allies battling each other, as well as boyfriend vs. girlfriend.
Omi: I'm willing to bet my bottom that Herry & Odie will be the winners of this round.
Kimiko: Uh, that's, "Your bottom dollar." (Omi appears confused by this, noticeable by the three questions above his head)
Omi: That makes no sense at all.
Don: After that botched saying, let's go to the battle.
We enter the arena where we see the Safety Patrollers and the Complete Opposites staring each other down while the Wushan Geyser hovers above them.
Odie: Ready to go, babe.
Ingrid: Yeah. But you know I'm going to wipe the floor with you.
Odie: We'll see about that. Mikado Arms! (activates the Mikado Arms, turning his arms large and muscular)
Herry: Fist of Tebigong! (activates the Fist of Tebigong. He & Odie then use their respective Wu abilities to slam the ground, creating a shockwave which causes the ground to break apart)
Seeing this happen, Fillmore & Ingrid begin jumping from stone to stone, which thanks to their agility, they manage to achieve. After getting onto stable ground, they stare down the Complete Opposites.
Ingrid: Crystal Glasses! (activates the Crystal Glasses. This allows her to see Herry & Odie's next move before they make it) Fillmore, jump! (they jump, just before Herry & Odie pound the ground once more)
They continue jumping and running to avoid the ground Herry & Odie are breaking apart with their bare fists. Eventually they find themselves standing in front of Herry & Odie. They then notice that, because Herry & Odie broke apart the ground around them, it has caused the entire ground to cave in minus the ground they're currently standing on. Basically, they have nowhere else to go.
Herry: Looks like we got you.
Fillmore: Nope, we got you. (they look confused)
Ingrid: Hello, I'm wearing the Crystal Glasses. I knew your plan before you even brainstormed it. And that's how Fillmore & I came up with our own plan.
Fillmore: Woozy Shooter! (activates the Woozy Shooter, which blasts Herry & Odie with a purple gas, which causes them to act all silly and goofy)
Odie: You know, if I wasn't me, I'd be someone else, like Polyphemus. (pretends to have one eye)
Herry: Um, how hard is this thing. Let's see. (proceeds to punch himself in the face) Wow, that's strong. (collapses)
We then cut to Fillmore & Ingrid who're watching the whole scene unfold.
Fillmore: Should we-
Ingrid: They'll be fine. The goofiness will wear off once they're in the bleachers.
Fillmore: Cool. Anyway, give me a boost. (Ingrid cups her hands and propellers Fillmore towards the Wushan Geyser, which he manages to catch)
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Herry & Odie in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Fillmore & Ingrid in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Don: Well, that was a fun battle. Right Dojo?
Dojo: I don't know. I would've thought, you know, Herry & Odie had more of a chance at victory. (everyone looks at Dojo, incredulous)
Omi: Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its presents. (everyone appears confused by Omi's horrible slang)
Clay: (figuring it out) Oh, "Kiss a gift horse on the mouth." (everyone understands what Omi meant)
Don: I thought it was, "Look a gift horse in the mouth?" (shakes his head) Anyway, let's move on to the next battle. (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the seventh battle: the Slackers vs. the Time Travelers) Well, let's see how this turns out.
We enter the arena where we see the Slackers and the Time Travelers staring each other down while the Tongue of Saiping hovers above them.
Cavendish: Thorn of Thunderbolt! (activates the Thorn of Thunderbolt, releasing a torrent of thunderbolts towards Jonesy)
Jonesy: Monkey Staff! (activates the Monkey Staff, turning himself into a monkey, allowing to just out of the way and begins swinging around the arena)
Dakota: Silk Spitter! (activates the Silk Spitter, which begins launching spider silk towards Jonesy, trying to stick him in place, but Jonesy manages to avoid getting hit. We then cut to the stands where we see Jen & Nikki cheering from the sidelines)
Jen: Woo! Go Jonesy!
Nikki: Kick some butt, Monkey Boy! (Jen & Nikki proceed to snicker at Nikki's statement)
We then cut back to the battle where we see Jude jumping to avoid Cavendish's blasts with the Thorn of Thunderbolt. After hoping all over the arena, Jude finds himself in the center, with Cavendish & Dakota on either side of him. Upon seeing Jude's position, Dakota turns his attention away from Jonesy, and points the Silk Spitter at Jude. Jude, noticing Cavendish & Dakota are directly across from each other, gets an idea. We then see Jonesy watching from the sidelines, waiting for something to happen.
Jonesy: What's he doing? (sees Jude breathing) Well, at least he's breathing. I'm guessing he's alive. (the trio then proceed to activate their Wu, creating a triple diagonal split screen.
Cavendish: (in the top left corner) Thorn of Thunderbolt!
Dakota: (in the bottom right corner) Silk Spitter!
Jude: (in the middle) Mantis Flip Coin!
Cavendish & Dakota launch their respective projectiles at Jude, but Jude jumps out of the way to avoid getting hit. We then get a split screen where we see a close up of Cavendish's face on the left side, while we see a close up of Dakota's face on the right side. When they realize they've been tricked, Cavendish gasps while Dakota says…
Dakota: Ah crap.
Cavendish is then hit by a number of sticky webs, which end up knocking him over, causing him to get stuck to the ground while Dakota is hit but a bunch of thunderbolts, propelling him into a wall, leaving an imprint. Jude then lands on the ground, a smirk on his feet. Jonesy lands next to him, letting go of the Monkey Staff in order to turn himself back to normal.
Jonesy: Nice job, Jude. Way to deceive them like that. (they do their secret handshake)
Jude: I just used my brain to the best of my ability and came up with that plan.
Jonesy: Wow. That's amazing. You used your brain.
Jude: (sarcastic) Very funny, dude. (he then jumps up and grabs the Tongue of Saiping)
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Cavendish & Dakota in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Jonesy & Jude in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Don: (surprised) Wow, I didn't think they had it in them.
Omi: Indeed. Their performance in the showdown was extremely wacky.
Kimiko: (correcting him) Whack.
Omi: (not understanding) Whack what?
Kimiko: Never mind.
Don: Well Omi was sort of on the right track. I'm impressed. And I believe the viewers are as well. Well, here we go. The last battle of round 1. (presses a lever, spinning the announcer's booth and the first-class seats towards the eighth and final battle: the Weirdos vs. the Talon Mercenaries) It all comes down to this.
Omi: This will surely be a battle that'll knock my shoes off.
Raimundo: I think you mean, "Knock your socks off."
Omi: That too.
We enter the arena where we see the Weirdos and the Talon Mercenaries staring each other down while the Golden Finger hovers above them.
Reaper: You think you have a chance at defeating us? (scoffs) I'd like to see you try.
Jonny 2x4: Plank says, "You're one to talk."
Widowmaker: I'm going to break that wood.
Jonny 2x4: Don't you dare hurt me pal. Mind Reader Conch! (activates the Mind Reader Conch, allowing him to listen to Reaper & Widowmaker's thought and figure out their plan)
Reaper's Thoughts: We will use the Shadow Slicer to create several fake duplicates of ourselves, then silently slip away so we can grab the Golden Finger.
Reaper: Shadow Slicer! (creates several false images of himself & Widowmaker)
Rolf: Which one is it, Jonny the Wood Boy?
Jonny 2x4: I don't know. I know their plan, but I don't know which ones are the real Reaper & Widowmaker.
Omi: Jonny 2x4, keep your ears on the game.
Don: Okay, he has to be doing that on purpose. (we cut back to the battle)
Jonny 2x4: Ears? That's it! Mind Reader Conch! (using the conch, he's able to pinpoint their location) There they are, Rolf.
Rolf: I see them. Time for Rolf to show them what the son of a shepherd is truly made of. Wushu Helmet! (places the Wushu Helmet on his head, and begins running and a brisk pace)
He then head butts Reaper, sending him flying. He then turns towards Widowmaker and begins running towards her, but then she pulls out the Reversing Mirror.
Widowmaker: Reversing Mirror. (upon activating it, she's able to kick Rolf in the head, propelling him back)
Rolf: Freaky spider lady has quite a powerful kick. I wonder how she does it.
Widowmaker, believing she's won, is about to step towards the Golden Finger when she slips on something and falls on her back, knocking the wind out of her.
Jonny 2x4: (picking up Plank) Plank says, "Watch where you're stepping. You could poke someone's eye out." (he then joyfully walks over towards the Golden Finger while silently humming to himself. He then grabs the Golden Finger and presents to Plank) Check it out, buddy. Pretty neat, huh Plank?
The showdown ends with a bright light. We then see Reaper & Widowmaker in the red bleachers, signifying their defeat, while we see Jonny 2x4 & Rolf in the green bleachers, signifying their victory.
Reaper: We lost to a farmer from a backward community and a crazy kid who talks to a piece of wood? Now that's an all-time low.
Don: Indeed. But, satisfying nonetheless. Well, that'll do it for round 1.
Omi: What an astounding array of Xiaolin Showdowns. I say cooties all around. (Dojo holds up a sign reading "Kudos", in order to help everyone understand what Omi meant)
Don: My god, Omi can't do slang. If you guys had a quarter for every time Omi got a slang term wrong, you'd be rich.
Raimundo: No kidding.
Don: Speaking of money, how'd the bets go?
Dojo: (double-checking the math) Clay wins.
Kimiko: (in unison) What?
Raimundo: (in unison) Huh?
Omi: (in unison) How is that possible?
Clay: Woo-Wee! I feel luckier than a turkey that survived Thanksgiving. Guess that means I get to do Xiaolin Showdowns for an entire week.
Don: Guess so. Now before we wrap things up, let's take a look at the Wu Tally.
Shen Gong Wu Tally:
Ana & Pharah – The Black Beetle, Ruby of Ramses, Emperor Scorpion, Two-Ton Tunic, and Star Hanabi
Archie & Atlanta – The Changing Chopsticks, Fancy Feet, Third-Arm Sash, Ring of the Nine Dragons, and Jetbootsu
Bobby & Ronnie Anne – The Golden Tiger Claws, Eye of Dashi, Sapphire Dragon, Tangle Web Comb, and Lotus Twister
Fillmore & Ingrid – The Woozy Shooter, Crystal Glasses, Wushan Geyser, Mikado Arms, and Fist of Tebigong
Hanzo & Genji – The Shard of Lightning, Sword of the Storm, Yang Yo-Yo, Zing Zom-Bone, and Cannon Blaster
Jay & Theresa – The Glove of Jisaku, Shroud of Shadows, Ying Yo-Yo, Eagle Scope, and Fountain of Hui
Jonesy & Jude – The Monkey Staff, Mantis Flip Coin, Tongue of Saiping, Silk Spitter, and Thorn of Thunderbolt
Jonny 2x4 & Rolf – The Mind Reader Conch, Wushu Helmet, Golden Finger, Reversing Mirror, and Shadow Slicer
Agent K & Dick Daring – None
Cavendish & Dakota – None
Demoman & Pyro – None
Ford & Stan – None
Herry & Odie – None
Jen & Nikki – None
Reaper & Widwomaker – None
Star & Marco – None
Dojo: What's the point of that exactly?
Don: Hey you use it on several occasions, why can't I? Anyway, we'll take a 30-minute intermission, and we'll meet back here soon. (he gets out of his chair and proceeds to stretch his legs. He then notices a something in the corner of the announcer's booth) What's that? (he pushes some stuff away before feasting his eyes on an extravagant chest)
Dojo: Oh, the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman. I was wondering where that was.
Don: What kind of Wu is this?
Dojo: Technically, it's not a Wu. It's an artifact. Within it, contains the spirit of the Blind Swordsman, who can aid you in an endeavor when and if needed.
Don: Hmm. Can it be wagered?
Little did they know, there was a crow who watching the entire thing from afar. But this was no ordinary crow, it was one of Chase Young's crows, which acts as a link for Chase Young to observe his enemies. We then zoom into the crow's eyes where we see Chase's face. We then cut to Chase Young's location, which appears to be Jack Spider's Moller 2000. It turns out, Chase, Wuya, & Jack are watching the fight through Chase's crystal ball while tunnelling underneath the arena where the showdowns are taking place.
Chase Young: Interesting.
Wuya: What is it, Chase?
Chase Young: Despite these teams' lack of experience, they do appear to have a fair amount of knowledge regarding the Shen Gong Wu. They may be harder to take down than expected.
Jack Spicer: Exactly what I was thinking. Plus, they really kicked butt in those showdowns. (Chase & Wuya look at him sternly; trying to cover up his liking of the teams) Um… not that I care. (nervously chuckles. He then begins typing something on his computer)
Chase Young: What are you doing, worm?
Jack Spicer: Um, just getting a lay of the land on the teams. You know the saying, "Know thy enemy." Plus, I'm trying to add some contestants to my Ridonculous Race Fantasy League.
Wuya: Everyone needs a stupid hobby, I guess.
Jack Spicer: Hey, don't judge me. It's fun. Plus, I'm not the only one in the evil community who enjoys it. (shows them his computer, which features profiles on Katnappe, Tubbimura, Vlad, and Le Mime, all participating in The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover Fantasy League)
Wuya: (to Chase Young) Chase, have you found anything of use?
Chase Young: (upon looking through the ball, he sees something that intrigues him, prompting a smile from him) Indeed I have. However, for it to work, we'll have to gain some… assistance. (smiles evilly)
We then cut to the arena where we see Don placing the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman amongst the teams competing in the loser tournament.
Demoman: What's with the chest? (thinks he knows where Don's coming from) Did you find treasure?
Don: No, the thing's empty. (Demoman looks disappointment, prompting him to drown his sorrows in whiskey) This is the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman. An artifact similar to a Shen Gong Wu, but not exactly a Shen Gong Wu. However, it can be wagered like a Shen Gong Wu. So I figured, let's to an 8-way Xiaolin Showdown. It could be pretty fun.
Nikki: Alright, I'm down with that.
Dakota: Yeah, why not. I mean, that it quite dazzling.
Don: Great. Now off you go. (they proceed to leave. However, as they're leaving Reaper & Widowmaker and Demoman & Pyro fall towards the back and silently sneak off to look upon the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman)
Demoman: That looks quite impressive.
Reaper: Indeed. Maybe we could sneak it out and fence it. It may be empty, but chest itself could go for a pretty penny.
Widowmaker: You're right. Let's sneak it out once the showdowns- (she's interrupted when the Moller 2000 bursts through the walls in front of them)
Jack Spicer: (exiting the Moller 2000) Hey, I found a parking spot. (the quartet then aim their weapons at Jack, prompting him to scream like a little girl and jump into Wuya's arms in terror) Protect me. Or at least hold me tight.
Wuya: Jack you pathetic wimp. (drops him on the ground. Chase Young then lands in front of the villains)
Reaper: You have about five seconds to tell us who you are before we place you six feet under.
Chase Young: Humorous, Mister Reaper.
Reaper: That wasn't a pun, that was a threat.
Jack Spicer: Really, cause it kind of sounded like a pun to me. (Widowmaker shoots a Venom Mine at him, which activates, causing him & Wuya to collapse and begin coughing)
Chase Young: Impressive.
Widowmaker: Thank you. Now who are you?
Chase Young: My name is Chase Young. Those two are Wuya and Jack Spicer. We are the main antagonists from the Xiaolin Showdown Universe.
Reaper: Antagonists, huh? Alright, I can respect that. (signals for the others to put down their weapons) What do you want?
Chase Young: I propose a partnership, between the seven of us. (signalling towards Jack Spicer) Thanks to that worthless cockroach, (turning back to face Reaper) I was able to get wind of this competition, and your current situation. But I have an offer you can't refuse. If you do… (proceeds to morph into his lizard form, which stands a few feet above Reaper) Let's just say you'll meet a very unpleasant demise.
Reaper: (not intimidated, but impressed) Very impressive for a reptile. Alright, what do you want from us?
Chase Young: (turning back to normal) In order for this plan to work, we'll need a select number of Wu. The Sapphire Dragon, Emperor Scorpion, Moby Morpher, and Orb of Tornami.
Demoman: I think we can get the Sapphire Dragon and the Emperor Scorpion, but I'm not sure about the other Wu. I mean, where would they be?
Jack Spicer: I think they're in the vault. You could blow it to rubble and collect all the Wu in there.
Demoman: Ooo, I like that plan.
Chase Young: No, we're not blowing anything up. That'll draw unwanted attention. (Demoman looks disappointed)
Reaper: So once we've collected the Wu, what next?
Chase Young: If I told you the plan, that would ruin the suspense.
Reaper: (aims his weapon at Chase) Tell us, or you're a dead man.
Chase Young: Well, if you must know: When activated, the Sapphire Dragon turns into a powerful dragon that can turn anything into sapphire statues using its breathe. It doesn't matter if they're good, evil, or indifferent, it'll turn everyone to its sapphire minions. And with each new victim, it grows more powerful. But there is a way to control it. The Emperor Scorpion. When activate, it can allow the user to control every Wu, including some of the most uncontrollable and dangerous Wu, namely the Sapphire Dragon. Using these Wu, you can command the Sapphire Dragon to turn everyone into sapphire soldiers which you can command.
Reaper: I like the sound of that. But what about the Moby Morpher and the Orb of Tornami.
Chase Young: Upon looking at the competition, I was able to overhear Don mention that the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman will be wagered in the next showdown. I happen to know of a chest which contains a powerful evil: The Heylin Seed. (Jack screams like a little girl once more)
Jack Spicer: But… but that plant is dangerous. It'll destroy us all.
Chase Young: I have a plan for that. Using the Moby Morpher, you will disguise the chest containing the Heylin Seed as the chest containing the Spirit of the Blind Swordsman. And upon taking control of the Sapphire Dragon, we will use the Orb of Tornami to drench the seed in order to revive the Heylin Plant, which you will then turn into a sapphire minion, which'll allow you to lay waste to the entire land. What do you say? (Reaper thinks about for a moment)
Reaper: I say… let's do it. (they shake hands)
Chase Young: Excellent. Now tell that blind drunk to get the Wu.
Demoman: I'm not blind, I'm a cyclops. There's a difference.
Reaper: Just get the Wu you dolt.
Demoman: Fine. Don't get your britches in a twist. Pyro, let's move. (they proceed towards the vault)
Chase Young: As for you, Spicer, retrieve the Heylin Seed chest.
Jack Spicer: Oh, uh, sure thing Chase. (proceeds towards the temple containing the Heylin Seed chest)
Widowmaker: While they're doing that, we'd better get back into the arena.
Reaper: Indeed. When the time comes, be ready.
Chase Young: We will. (smiles evilly. Reaper & Widowmaker then proceed to leave as Chase & Wuya watch on)
Wuya: We're still going to betray them, right Chase?
Chase Young: Them and Spicer.
Wuya: Perfect. (smiles evilly)
We then cut towards Reaper & Widowmaker with evil smiles of their own.
Reaper: When the time is right, we betray them.
Widowmaker: Indeed. We'll turn them to sapphire and make them apart of our army. (they laugh evilly)
Scene switches to the stands where we see all the teams (minus Demoman & Pyro) have gathered in front of Don.
Don: Well, with the end of the first round, we now move onto the second round. Now, it'll be an 8-way Xiaolin Showdown, and the 4 teams that win will be safe. Got it? (everyone nods) Up for wager, the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman. (presents the chest to the teams) Now, for the teams participating in the losers bracket, please select two Wu of your choosing. It doesn't matter if it's the two Wu you previously had, two completely different Wu, or a mixture of the two. Anyway, proceed.
The bottom 8 teams proceed to pick out the two Wu they'll be using in the 2nd round. Agent K & Dick Daring choose the Mantis Flip Coin and the Monkey Staff; Cavendish & Dakota choose the Crystal Glasses and the Shard of Lightning; Ford & Stan choose the Jetbootsu and the Ruby of Ramses; Herry & Odie choose the Fist of Tebigong and the Mikado Arms; Jen & Nikki choose the Fancy Feet and the Lotus Twister; Reaper & Widwomaker choose the Emperor Scorpion and the Sapphire Dragon; and Star & Marco choose the Star Hanabi and the Two-Ton Tunic. That's when Don notices Demoman & Pyro aren't present.
Don: Where's Demoman & Pyro?
Demoman: (off screen) Right here! (they come onscreen, sweaty, and out of breathe) Sorry, Pyro had to use the little pyromaniac's room. Fireball burritos. They may taste good, but they do not digest well.
Don: Gross. Anyway, choose your Wu.
Demoman: Alright. We'll take the Cannon Blaster and the Zing Zom-Bone. (he proceeds to grab the Cannon Blaster, and he's about to take the Zing Zom-Bone when Pyro stops him) What? (Pyro motions towards Theresa, who's holding the Shroud of Shadows) My mistake. We'll take the Shroud of Shadows. (proceeds to grab the Shroud of Shadows. He then holds his hand out towards Theresa)
Theresa: What are you doing?
Demoman: Just a handshake. For morale. (Theresa looks skeptical) What? Just because we're on opposite sides doesn't mean I can't give a friendly gesture.
Theresa: (sighs) Fine. (proceeds to shake hands with Demoman. She then gasps and has a vision)
She sees Reaper, Widowmaker, Demoman, & Pyro conversing with Chase Young, Wuya, and Jack Spicer, who're discussing their plans to take out the competition. She then sees Demoman & Pyro breaking into the vault and stealing the Orb of Tornami and the Moby Morpher. She then sees them disguising the Heylin Seed chest to resemble the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman chest, before silently slipping away, allowing for Don to take the fake chest, none the wiser to their plan. She then breaks from her vision, panting heavily.
Jay: (worried) Theresa, are you alright?
Demoman: She'll be fine. She does regularly, right? (him and the others participating in the losers tournament proceed towards the arena)
Don: Well, with that out of the way, let's get started. Um, Nikki, could you please…
Nikki: Oh sure. Lotus Twister! (uses her flexible limbs to grab the chest and place it in the center of the arena)
Don: Thank you. (proceeds towards the announcer's booth)
Jay: (after they've left) Theresa, what happened? What did he do to you?
Theresa: Jay, I had a vision. (Jay looks worried) It's not good. We have to move. Quickly. (they proceed to get up from their seats and leave quickly, which doesn't go unnoticed. However, most of the teams brush it off)
Atlanta: Where do you think they're going?
Archie: Probably need to use the restroom. But they'd better hurry, the fight's about to begin.
The only team that seems genuinely suspicious are Fillmore & Ingrid.
Ingrid: That seem odd to you, Fillmore.
Fillmore: Yeah. Let's check it out. (they get up out of their seats and proceed to follow Jay & Theresa)
We then cut to Jay & Theresa sneaking around with Fillmore & Ingrid following them from a close distance.
Theresa: Why are we crouching?
Jay: I don't know. It feels right.
Theresa then sees some people up ahead and stops Jay. She motions towards them, prompting her & Jay to hide behind some boxes, as not to be seen.
Jay: Who are they?
Theresa: Those are the guys I saw talking to the Talon Mercenaries and the Insane Destructors in my vision. I think they're in cahoots with them.
Jay: What do we do?
Ingrid: (whispering) Psst. Guys. (Jay & Theresa see Fillmore & Ingrid hiding behind some boxes) There's some Wu atop that box. (Theresa silently grabs the Wu atop the box she's hiding behind)
Theresa: Wait, I know what this one does. (holds up the Moby Morpher) But, what about this one? (holds up the Sphere of Yun)
Ingrid: That's the Sphere of Yun. It allows the user to form an invisible, impenetrable prison around their enemy. It also gives the user control over the prisoner's possessions and powers.
Theresa: How do you-
Fillmore: Photographic memory.
Theresa: Right. Alright, let's see. Sphere of Yun. (throws it towards the villains, which Chase Young catches without looking)
He raises an eyebrow, just as the Sphere of Yun activates and traps the villains. This allows for Jay, Theresa, Fillmore, & Ingrid to emerge from their hiding spots and approach the villains.
Jack Spicer: Hey, you're not supposed to be here.
Chase Young: Who are you? (they're about to speak when Jack interrupts them)
Jack Spicer: Hello, they're Jay & Theresa and Fillmore & Ingrid. First, the Daters. One of the couples from Class of the Titans. One's a leader with impeccable swordsmanship, and the other's a fighter with a sixth sense. Next, the Safety Patrollers. Juniors officers who enforce the law at their Middle School in Minnesota. (he then notices looks of confusion from Chase & Wuya) What? Not everything I do is evil.
Wuya: Still, that's a little creepy.
Jack Spicer: Whatever. (to the Daters and the Safety Patrollers) How'd you even know we'd be here?
Theresa: Not only did we know your location, we also know your entire plan and that you're allied with the Talon Mercenaries and the Insane Destructors.
Chase Young: What? How is that possible?
Theresa: Well as, um… What's your name?
Jack Spicer: Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius.
Theresa: Right. Okay, as Jack put it, I have a sixth sense: telepathy. I had a vision of your actions when I touched Demoman.
Chase Young: Impressive. But it will all be in vain. Reaper and the others will be waiting for us, and when we don't show up, they'll tear this place apart until they find you. And then, you'll be in our army of sapphire soldiers, laying siege to entire lands. You won't be able to stop us.
Fillmore: There's always a way to stop evil.
Wuya: Like what?
Fillmore: Like disguising ourselves. Moby Morpher! (activates the Moby Morpher, which he uses to disguise himself to look like Jack Spicer) Alright, your turn.
Jack Spicer: Hey, I don't sound like that… do I? (Theresa then uses the Moby Morpher to disguise herself as Wuya while Jay uses the Moby Morpher to disguise himself as Chase Young)
Chase Young: That drunken fool. He left the Moby Morpher where they could find it.
Ingrid: Demoman left the Moby Morpher on that crate. (begins pondering for a moment when Jack Spicer (Fillmore) signals her)
Jack Spicer (Fillmore): Ingrid, make sure these guys don't do any funny business. Got it? (Ingrid begins chuckling) What?
Ingrid: Sorry, I take you seriously in that whiny voice.
Jack Spicer: I'm not whiny!
Jack Spicer (Fillmore): Yeah, I see your point. Jay.
Chase Young (Jay): (walking over) Ingrid, make sure these guys don't do any funny business. Got it? (Ingrid nods) Good. Let's go. (they leave)
Jack Spicer: Wow, they were good. How come I never thought of something like that?
Wuya: Too many reasons to count.
Scene switches to the arena where we see the teams in the loser's tournament getting ready to compete.
Don: Well, after a brief intermission, we're getting ready to begin the 2nd round of the Xiaolin Showdown Tournament. For those who've just tuned in, the 2nd round will be an 8-way showdown, with the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman being wagered amongst these 8 teams. And to give you a rundown, here's the Wu Tally.
Shen Gong Wu Tally:
Jonny 2x4 & Rolf – The Mind Reader Conch, Wushu Helmet, Golden Finger, Reversing Mirror, and Shadow Slicer
Jay & Theresa – The Glove of Jisaku, Ying Yo-Yo, Eagle Scope, and Fountain of Hui
Archie & Atlanta – The Changing Chopsticks, Third-Arm Sash, and Ring of the Nine Dragons
Bobby & Ronnie Anne – The Golden Tiger Claws, Eye of Dashi, and Tangle Web Comb
Hanzo & Genji – The Sword of the Storm, Yang Yo-Yo, and Zing Zom-Bone
Jonesy & Jude – Tongue of Saiping, Silk Spitter, and Thorn of Thunderbolt
Agent K & Dick Daring – The Mantis Flip Coin and the Monkey Staff
Cavendish & Dakota – The Crystal Glasses and the Shard of Lightning
Demoman & Pyro – The Cannon Blaster and the Shroud of Shadows
Fillmore & Ingrid – The Woozy Shooter and the Wushan Geyser
Ford & Stan – The Jetbootsu and the Ruby of Ramses
Herry & Odie – The Fist of Tebigong and the Mikado Arms
Jen & Nikki – The Fancy Feet and the Lotus Twister
Reaper & Widwomaker – The Emperor Scorpion and the Sapphire Dragon
Star & Marco – The Star Hanabi and the Two-Ton Tunic
Ana & Pharah – The Black Beetle
Don: Well, with all that cover. Let's do this.
Omi: Yes. Time to get the movie on the street.
Dojo: Um, I'm guessing, "Show on the road."
Don: Yes. Anyway, fight. (everyone proceeds to get in defensive positions, not sure who's going to make the first move. Widowmaker then smiles at Reaper, who nods, signalling her to activate the Sapphire Dragon)
Widowmaker: Sapphire Dragon! (activates the Wu, which turns into a giant, living Sapphire Dragon, much to everyone's shock, particularly the monks)
Dojo: Ahh! The Sapphire Dragon! (hides behind Clay)
Clay: Whoa. We got big problems here, partner.
Omi: I know, you ripped the words from inside my mouth.
We cut to the bleachers where we see the teams will scared looks on their faces.
Bobby: What is that?
Ana: Widowmaker called it the Sapphire Dragon. (notices the Sapphire Dragon looking at the teams in the stands while blowing blue smoke out of its nose) Uh oh. (the Sapphire Dragon then blasts everyone in the bleachers with a blue flame, turning them into sapphire statues, much to everyone's shock)
Herry: Okay, that's not good.
Nikki: Jonesy! (looks at Reaper & Widowmaker angrily) Why'd you choose that Wu?
Reaper: It's all part of the plan. Emperor Scorpion! (activates the Emperor Scorpion, which allows him to take control of the Sapphire Dragon) Sapphire Dragon! ATTACK! (the Sapphire Dragon then swoops down and begins attacking the other teams, turning them to sapphire)
Hanzo: My god. We have to stop it.
Genji: Shall we, brother?
Hanzo: Indeed. (they proceed to activate their ultimate abilities; in unison) Ryuu ga waga teki wa kurau.
Genji: (in unison) Ryujin no ken wa kurae.
They launch their attacks towards the Sapphire Dragon. However, upon seeing this, the Sapphire Dragon launches its flames, which rip right through the dragons towards Hanzo & Genji.
Hanzo: Oh f- (he & Genji are turned into sapphire statues before he can finish his sentence)
We then cut to Herry & Odie hiding behind a stone slab, observing everyone turning into sapphire statues.
Odie: We gotta take thing down.
Herry: I got this. (begins running towards it before grabbing onto its neck) Come on. Be a good dragon and go down. (begins pinning it down) Stay down. (puts on the Fist of Tebigong) Fist of Tebigong! (he's about to punch the Sapphire Dragon, when he's kicked in the back by Demoman)
Demoman: Ha! Take that, muscle boy. (as Herry's getting up, the Sapphire Dragon blasts him and turns him to sapphire)
Odie: Oh no, Herry. He's become an oversized paperweight. (Herry's arms then begin moving, much to Odie's shock) What the-
He then notices the sapphire statues of the other teams moving, all of them under the control of the Sapphire Dragon, who is under Reaper's control. The sapphire statues then proceed to bow down to Reaper, Widowmaker, Demoman, & Pyro.
Demoman: Are we high society? (Pyro nods) What a world. (Widowmaker rolls her eyes)
Widowmaker: Now that we have an entire army at our disposal, we'll conquer every land in this Universe, and who knows, maybe we'll expand to other worlds, conquering them one by one.
Reaper: Indeed. (sees them approaching) There they are. Alright, once they release the Heylin Plant, we'll use the Sapphire Dragon to turn it to sapphire, so we can control. Then, we'll turn on them. (everyone nods at this plan)
Chase Young: (approaching Reaper and the others) Well done, Reaper. With this army, we shall conquer every land, and more. (he then notices something) Where are the monks? (Reaper looks at the subjects and realizes the Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay, Master Fung, Dojo, and Don aren't among them)
Jack Spicer: Where'd they go? (he's then hit from behind by Omi. The other villains turn to see Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay, and Master Fung in a fighting stance, ready to strike)
Omi: You won't get far in your conquest. The jig is down. You're at the top of your rope. Spoon over that Wu. (everyone stops what they're doing and looks at Omi, confused at what he was trying to say. After a brief thinking period, Jack Spicer comes up with the answer)
Jack Spicer: Oh-oh, I got it! "The jig is up. You're at the end of your rope. Fork over the Wu." (does a minor victory dance before opening his jacket, revealing a blue-ribbon reading, "Evil Genius")
Omi: Very clever, Spicer. But he who is last to be laughing laughs most loudly.
Raimundo: What Omi did to that sentence is what we're gonna go to you.
Omi: Warriors, form Dragon X Kumei Formation.
The monks proceed to form Dragon X Kumei Formation, which allows the four monks to fight together in unison, and bring out the full potential of their abilities.
Omi: Tsunami Strike, Water! (unleashes a tidal wave)
Raimundo: Typhoon Boom, Wind! (unleashes a hurricane)
Kimiko: Judolette Flip, Fire! (unleashes a massive fireball)
Clay: Seismic Kick, Earth! (creates a row a stalagmites)
All these attacks are sent towards the villains. However, the sapphire soldiers stand in front of the attacks in order to protect their masters. When the smoke clears, it's revealed that the sapphire soldiers don't even have a scratch on them.
Reaper: Our turn. Emperor Scorpion! (uses the Emperor Scorpion to control the Sapphire Dragon to breathe fire towards the monks. The monks, seeing this, look scared)
Omi: I am not feeling like, "All that and a bag of chips," anymore.
Raimundo: (upon hearing this) Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out! (everyone stops what they're doing) Did-Did you just get a slang term right?
Omi: I did?
Raimundo: Well, I guess there's a first time for everything. And I guess it only makes sense that he'd get it right in our last moments.
Kimiko: Eh, makes sense.
Clay: Figures. Anyway, where were we? (sees the Sapphire Dragon's about to spew fire at them) Oh right. (they're then hit, turning them into sapphire soldiers)
Master Fung: Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay! (he looks towards the villains with malice in his eyes) Monkey Strike! (he's about to perform a martial arts move on Reaper when Chase Young steps in front of him)
Chase Young: Repulse the Monkey. (uses a martial arts move on Master Fung, knocking him back. He then grabs Master Fung by the collar and holds him above his head) Greetings Master Fung.
We then cut to Odie, who's watching from afar, scared for his life, not sure what to do, when a hand grabs his mouth. At first, he's scared until he sees it's Ingrid, who signals for him to be silent.
Odie: Ingrid, you're alright. Oh thank god. Now, because all this is happening, this Universe is done for. Luckily, I have a plan. We get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe… just maybe we'll be able to live full lives before they ever get there.
Dojo: I second that.
Don: Same here.
Odie: How long have you been here?
Don: A few minutes. How come you didn't notice?
Odie: I was focusing on not dying.
Ingrid: Guys, guys, take it easy. Relax. Fillmore, Jay, & Theresa have a plan.
Odie: They made it out too? Where are they?
Ingrid: You'll see.
We then cut back to the villains, who're trying to decide what to do with Master Fung.
Widowmaker: I say we poison him. (preparing her venom mine)
Reaper: I prefer something quicky and painful. (begins reaching for his blasters)
Wuya: Why not banish him to the Ying-Yang World?
Chase Young: We tried that once before. Didn't work out, remember? I have a better idea. How about… (takes the Emperor Scorpion) we have Master Fung's apprentices take him out?
Jack Spicer: Ooo, I like it.
Chase Young signals the Sapphire Dragon, who signals the monks to surround Master Fung. Raimundo & Clay grab him while Kimiko and Omi get ready to end him. He closes his eyes, waiting for the worst to come, when Demoman stops everything.
Demoman: Wait! Aren't we forgetting something? (everyone looks confused) You know, the Heylin Seed.
Reaper: Oh right. (to Chase Young) Hold on. (Chase Young signals the monks to back down) Before we off the old man, let's revive the Heylin Plant. Give me the orb.
Chase Young: (confused) What orb?
Reaper: The Orb of Tornami. The Wu that can revive the plant.
Wuya: (knowing what he means) We didn't bring it.
Reaper: What? What do you mean you didn't bring it? (Wuya smiles) You betrayed us?!
Wuya: We knew you were going to betray us, so we changed our plans.
Chase Young: Emperor Scorpion! (uses the Emperor Scorpion to command the Sapphire Dragon, which turns its attention towards Reaper, Widowmaker, Demoman, & Pyro) You shouldn't have given this to me. It was your only advantage.
Demoman: (laughing) And you call me an idiot.
Reaper: Shut up you drunk cyclops.
Demoman: Thank you. (to Chase Young) See, he got it right. (at that moment, the Sapphire Dragon unleashes its flame, turning the Talon Mercenaries and the Insane Destructors into sapphire statues)
Jack Spicer: All according to plan. (Don, Dojo, Odie, & Ingrid leave their hiding spot and approach Chase, Wuya, and Jack) Uh, Jay, could you command the…
Chase Young (Jay): Right, sorry. (commands the Sapphire Dragon, who commands the monks to let Master Fung go) Sorry about that. We just had to sell the part.
Dojo: Sell the part? What do you mean?
Master Fung: (looking at the "villains" before figuring out the truth) It appears as though our enemies aren't all they appear to be.
Odie: What do you mean?
Wuya (Theresa): We'll show you. (grabs the Moby Morpher) Moby Morpher! (activates the Moby Morpher, turning herself back to normal)
Odie: (shocked) Theresa?! They then that means… (looks at Chase Young (Jay) and Jack Spicer (Fillmore)) Jay? (Chase Young (Jay) nods) Fillmore? (Jack Spicer (Fillmore) nods) Whoa.
Jack Spicer (Fillmore): Yeah, it's a lot to take in. Moby Morpher! (turns back to normal. He then gives the Moby Morpher to Chase Young (Jay), who proceeds to do the same)
Dojo: Hey wait a minute, if you're not the bad guys, then where are they? Where's Chase Young, Wuya, and Jack Spicer?
Jay: Right there. (points behind Dojo, who turns and sees Ingrid wheeling the villains imprisoned in the Sphere of Yun towards the others)
Jack Spicer: (doing a crossword; to Wuya) What's a four-letter word for idiot?
Wuya: Jack.
Jack Spicer: Perfect. (writes it in, oblivious to the fact that Wuya insulted him)
Master Fung: Well done. But how did you know of their plan?
Theresa: I have a sixth sense. Telepathy. Sometimes when I touch others, I get visions.
Master Fung: A most impressive ability. Well done. Had it not been for you, every universe would be in danger. We owe you all our lives.
Theresa: Thank you, Master Fung. (she bows)
Don: Well, this is all well and good, but what about them? (points at the teams and the monks, who're still sapphire soldiers)
Dojo: Easy, just cover the big dragon with soot. They'll turn back to normal.
Odie: Soot? Ah-ha. (grabs the Star Hanabi) This should do the trick. Star Hana- (Fillmore stops him)
Ingrid: Wait. Before we do that, let's get these guys in restraints. (places a device on them to ensure they're restrained) Okay, now you're good.
Odie: Cool. Thanks babe. Star Hanabi! (unleashes a stream of fire, which covers the Sapphire Dragon in soot, causing it to deactivate. Soon, everyone is released from their sapphire states, confused about what just happened)
Herry: What the?
Jonesy: What's going on?
Dakota: Did we miss something?
Don: We'll look at the tapes later, but long story short, Jay & Theresa and Fillmore & Ingrid saved your butts and took down the bad guys competing in the race and the bad guys from this universe.
Clay: Well look at that. They'll got 'em more lock down than a bull in a butcher shop.
Kimiko: Nice work, you guys.
Omi: Indeed. You fought most brilliantly. As for them… Well, what's comes in circles, goes the other way in circles. (everyone looks confused by)
Wuya: Somebody translate! I'll be up all night.
Clay: I think he means, "What goes around, comes around."
Wuya: Oh please. That wasn't even close. (to Jay & Theresa and Fillmore & Ingrid) Good job, guys. So, what do we do with them?
Jay: (gets an idea) Theresa, didn't you mention the Ying-Yang World? What's that?
Theresa: I read about it in one of the scrolls. It's a realm in which the laws of physics don't exist. The only way in or out is if you have the Ying Yo-Yo or the Yang Yo-Yo, or both.
Jay: (pulls out the Ying Yo-Yo) You mean this? Ying Yo-Yo! (activates the Ying Yo-Yo, opening a portal to the Ying-Yang World, much to the villains' fright)
Raimundo: Allow me. (begins pushing the Sphere of Yun into the portal)
Jack Spicer: Wait, no! You can't do this to me! This isn't right! I wanna speak to my lawyer! (Raimundo pushes them into the portal. Jack Spicer is screaming like a little girl the whole way down as the portal closes. The monks cheer upon the portal closing)
Kimiko: It's over! It's finally over!
Omi: Evil has been banished from this world and now, it shall remain in peace.
Clay: Well, it'll mostly remain peaceful.
Raimundo: Hey, let's not bite the hand that feeds us.
Omi: Indeed, that would hurt.
Kimiko: It's an expression, Omi. (they begin leaving when Clay looks back at the Talon Mercenaries and Insane Destructors)
Clay: What about them?
Raimundo: They're from the racing show. They can handle it. (the monks, Master Fung, and Dojo leave, leaving the villains at the mercy of the other teams)
Herry: How do you want to deal with them? (cracking his neck)
Archie: I was thinking a good slice and dice. (pulls out his Hephaestus Whip)
Star: How about a laser blast? (begins charging up her wand)
Agent K: I was thinking a good interrogation.
Dick Daring: Uh, K, don't you think that's a little much, even for them?
Don: Now, now, calm down. We'll do it the proper way. (pulls out his phone and makes a call) Hello? Yeah, it's me. Why am I calling? I have a few convicts that need to be taken in at your special facility for the unique and powerful if you catch my meaning. Where are I? I'm in the Xiaolin Showdown Universe. Guess it's the perfect time to test the new system I installed in your cars. Alright, see ya. Bye. (hangs up)
Pharah: Who was that, Don? (sees a portal open up, and we see several police vans exit)
We then see the officers getting out of their vehicles, with Captain Armando Smith exiting the passenger seat of the main vehicle.
Captain Smith: Hey Don.
Don: Smith. Sorry to call you on such short notice, but need your help. (motions towards the villains)
Captain Smith: Of course. These guys help keep our department alive. You know how much funding we receive every time we bring in one of these whack jobs.
Demoman: I resemble that remark!
Captain Smith: See what I mean. Well, we'll be happy to take these guys off your hands. Alright everyone, take 'em away. (everyone begins hauling away the villains, placing them in the back of a S.W.A.T. Prison Transport Unit) Well, that takes care of that. Nice seeing you again Don.
Don: Hopefully we won't disturb you for the rest of the season.
Captain Smith: On the contrary. I hope that happens. (Don chuckles at this. The officers then get in their vehicles and enter the portal towards their dimension)
Don: Well, that's all good and done. Anyone up for a party at the Xiaolin Temple.
Herry: Will there be a crafts table?
Don: Of course.
Herry: I'm in.
Theresa: Why not? We've earned it.
Jay: (sighs) Okay, let's do it. (they all head towards the Xiaolin Temple. However, Don hangs back, turning towards the camera)
Don: Well, that was a rousing set of competition and showdowns, filled with action, amazement, and artifacts of astounding accomplishments. And of course, there was the whole villains incident. Well, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Still, that was f***ing awesome! And now, peace has been achieved in this Universe… mostly. Anyway, we've arrived at the halfway point. With 14 teams left in the competition, things will get more heated than ever, and the danger element will be turned up to eleven. What's gonna happen? Well, given the nature of this Fic, anything, and everything. And in order to find out, tune in next week for an all-new episode of, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.
Scene switches to the S.W.A.T. Prison Transport Unit on its way to prison, and with it, carrying Reaper, Widowmaker, Demoman, & Pyro.
Demoman: Our plan went up in smoke, pun intended. So what? It happens. Besides, it's not like things can get any worse. (just then, the van is hit by a laser cannon. It swerves off the road and crashes into a tree, causing the cargo to get thrown around the cabin) I just had to say it, didn't I? Yep, that's on me. My bad.
Just then, the metal doors are vaporized, revealing a blinding light, causing the villains to cover their eyes. When their eyes adjust to the light, they look and see Brian & Stewie at the door.
Stewie: Greetings Talon Mercenaries and Insane Destructors.
Reaper: Wait a minute, you're the baby and dog that got eliminated in the first leg.
Stewie: Indeed we are. And we're here with a proposal to take out the competition.
Reaper: You do realize that the last people who gave us a proposal to take out the competition put us in this prison transport, so what makes you think your plan will work better than the plan that put us in here?
Stewie: Because they didn't have this. (shows the villains his journal, which contains a fairly detailed plan, which Reaper seems fairly interested in)
Reaper: I'll admit, this plan shows promise. But what's in it for us?
Stewie: 30% of the profits.
Reaper: 35%.
Stewie: Done.
Reaper: Really, that easy? Is 40% on the table?
Stewie: No. Now that we're in business, let's get started. (blows the chains off the villains restraints in order to free them)
Reaper: Indeed. (laughs sinisterly, as do the others)
They proceed to walk away from the crash in slow-motion as it blows up behind them. Demoman then pulls out a jug of whiskey and begins drinking it while Brian takes a sip of gin. The others roll their eyes at this before we end on a close up of Reaper's face as the camera fades to black.
Ooo, mysterious. Man, that was a long chapter. But, totally worth it. I've been trying to expand on more story arcs and longer chapters, just to keep my audience enthralled. Hopefully you enjoyed these chapters as much as I did. I really liked Xiaolin Showdown. It's kind of a shame it doesn't get talked about as much, as I found it to be a hilarious cartoon, as well as it being a good example of a Western cartoon with an Anime influence. Sure, Omi's ego may've been unbearable at times, but I could look the other way and enjoy the show's comedy and characters, who're by far the best parts of the show. So basically, I did as much research as I could to make this episode with all its showdowns, Shen Gong Wu, and villainous plots. Speaking of which, the reason I eliminated the Talon Mercenaries and the Insane Destructors is because I have something big planned for them in the long run. It's gonna be amazing, you'll see. Well, that's it from me. As always, please like, review, guess the references, and I'll see you all next time. This is ZNBT signing off.
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15th: Demoman & Pyro [Insane Destructors – Team Fortress 2]
16th: Reaper & Widowmaker [Talon Mercenaries – Overwatch]
17th: Penn & Sashi [Part-Time Heroes – Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero]
18th: Dudley & Kitty [T.U.F.F. Agents – T.U.F.F. Agents]
19th: Bart & Homer [Father & Son – The Simpsons]
20th: Haiku & Lucy [Goths – The Loud House]
21st: Caitlin & Wyatt [Kindhearted Teenagers – 6teen]
22nd: Dipper & Mabel [Twins – Gravity Falls]
23rd: GIR & Zim [Irken Soldiers – Invader Zim]
24th: Brian & Stewie [Frenemies – Family Guy]