The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover (Season 2)

by ZNBT

Don is back with a brand new season. And with a new season comes new teams. Join 24 brand new teams as they traverse across the multiverse for a shot at winning one million dollars. Join us for all the excitement and drama. This is, The Ridonuclous Race: Cartoon Crossover: Season 2.

20. Re-Enter the Demon Sorcerers

The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 20: Re-Enter the Demon Sorcerers

Don: Last time, on The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover! The teams entered Hawaii where they went diving for weddings, leading to some shocking, albeit comical moments. After the teams took a blistering stroll through hot coals, the Ninjas emerged victorious, scoring another first place finish, while the Slackers showed some love despite placing in the bottom four. Sadly, Ana's age caught up to her, causing her to struggle with the first challenge, resulting in her and Pharah's elimination, continuing the trend of terrible performances from Mother-Daughter teams in Hawaii. What'll happen tonight? Let the madness continue, because it's time for, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.

Cue Theme Song

Don: Welcome back to The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover, where the racers are ready to say Aloha to Hawaii. And starting things off once more are the Ninjas.

Hanzo & Genji step up to the Don Box, pressed the button on top, and received their next tip.

Genji: Proceed to enter one of the Dimension Cars and enter the portal towards your next destination.

Hanzo: Let's go.

Hanzo & Genji proceed to enter one of the Dimension Cars as more teams step up to the Don Box, collect a tip, and enter one of the Dimension Cars. Once all the teams are inside the Dimension Cars, they proceed to enter the portal towards their next destination.

Don: Car #1 contains the Ninjas, Complete Opposites, Warriors, and Safety Patrollers; Car #2 contains the Best Friends, Married Parents, Weirdos, and Time Travelers; and Car #3 contains the Daters, Slackers, Brothers, and Brother & Sister.

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We cut to the inside of Car #3 where we see the contestants relaxing whilst on their way to their next destination. However, while putting his feet up, Jude accidentally places his foot on one of the buttons, causing a strange sound to be heard.

Ford: What was that? What just happened?

Jude: Beats me. It made that weird noise, but nothing weird happened.

Little did they know, something strange did indeed happen. For you see, a beam shot out from the hood of the car and exited the dimensional stream.

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Scene switches to a realm surrounded in an orange sky with floating rocks all across the terrain. We then see a demon dragon spirit appear. He appeared to be a mix between a European and Chinese dragon with greenish skin and red eyes. This was Shendu, the Demon Sorcerer of Fire… or rather, this is him in his spirit form.

Shendu: Stuck in this desolate pit; forever trapped with magic all but banished from the mortal world. But I will return, and conquer the land. And anyone who opposes me, shall meet and untimely end. (that's when something catches his attention)

At that moment, the beam from earlier appears and opens a portal in the demon realm.

Shendu: Well that's convenient. (he flies towards the portal and enters through it just before it closes)

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Scene switches to San Francisco where we see a portal open up and we see the creature from earlier exiting said portal.

Shendu: I am free! And now, it's time to take revenge upon this world, and my nemesis… Jackie Chan. (his eyes narrow upon saying this individual's name)

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Scene switches to an antique shop entitled, "Uncle's Rare Finds," where we see a patron exiting the shop. We enter the shop, which is filled to the brim to antiques from thousands of years ago, where we see a large Japanese man sweeping the area while silently humming to himself.

Uncle: (yelling from the other room) Tohru!

Tohru: Yes, Sensei?

Uncle: Where is Uncle's tea? Uncle needs sufficient amount to keep his ancient heart beating. So get cracking!

Tohru: Yes, Sensei. (proceeds towards the kitchen)

Uncle appears from the back room, revealing himself to be an elderly Chinese man, studying a manuscript when he gets a call from his landline.

Uncle: Hello, Uncle's Rare Finds. May I help you? (we're given a diagonal split screen, revealing a young Chinese American male driving a car with a Chinese female child in the passenger's seat)

Jackie: Uncle, it's me.

Uncle: Jackie. It's so good to hear you. How was your trip?

Jackie: It was… eventful. Although, it could've gone smoother.

Jade: So I accidentally knocked over one of the support beams and the whole thing fell over. It happens.

Jackie: Destroying a 1000-year-old architecture doesn't just happen, Jade. You need to be more careful in those circumstances. (talking back on the phone with Uncle) We'll be arriving shortly, Uncle.

Uncle: Good. See you then. (Jackie's about to hang up when Uncle stops him) One more thing, Captain Black called. He said you left some items back at Section 13. He's asked that you retrieve them soon.

Jackie: Thank you, Uncle. (he hangs up the phone. He then notices Jade looking off into the distance) Jade, what's wrong? You've been acting distant ever since we banished Drago, Shendu, and the other demon sorcerers to the Nether Realm.

Jade: That's the problem. I miss all of it. The adventure, the magic, the ancient art of butt whoop. Without any magic in the world, there's no excitement. I miss the good ol' days.

Jackie: Jade, you should be grateful about that. The world is much safer off without magic threating every living being.

Jade: I know. It's just… I wish there was some way we could have one final adventure. One final battle that'll cement everything we've accomplished since we started battling those guys.

Jackie: Well, with magic all but vanquished from this world, I don't think that'll happen. (Jade groans in annoyance) Oh, cheer up, Jade. Hey, after I finish gathering my stuff from Section 13, why don't we go to Melvin Moose World Amusement Park. Won't that be fun?

Jade: I guess.

Jackie: Good. That should get your mind off magic. (under his breathe) Let's hope things go smoother than they did at the dig site.

Jade: You know I can hear you, right? (Jackie smiles sheepishly)

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Scene switches to the skyline where we see Shendu flying around until he spots Jackie Chan in his vehicle stopped at a red light.

Shendu: There you are, Chan. And what better way to come out of exile than with a hot cup of… revenge. (he swoops down and descends towards Jackie at tremendous speeds, intent on possessing him)

However, at the last second, the light turns green, prompting Jackie to move his car forward just enough for Shendu to miss him, causing him to enter the body of an individual driving a bus. After some minor convulsions, the individual's eyes turn red, signifying he's been possessed by Shendu. Shendu looks at himself, realizing he's in the wrong body.

Shendu: NO! (proceeds to exit the bus, much to everyone's confusion) I'm yet again stuck in the body of this pathetic waste of time. (he convulses for a moment, before the individual Shendu has possessed regains his bearings. We then discover it to be former crime lord, now destitute bus driver, Valmont)

Valmont: Wha- What's going on? (looks at the reflective surface on the bus's window, which reveals a dragon's face in place of his own, causing him to become scared) Shendu? (convulses and turns back into Shendu)

Shendu: Surprised to see me.

Valmont: But how did you…

Shendu: Don't know, don't care. For now, I have something on a much grander scale planned ahead. And if I have to complete it in your body, so be it.

Valmont: You shall do no such thing. Get out of my head! (begins fighting himself before Shendu stops him)

Shendu: Listen. Your current situation is demeaning, particularly for a crime lord. So, I'm willing to make a proposition.

Valmont: What do you want?

Shendu: You scratch my scales, I scratch yours. If you help me, I'll make sure no harm befalls you, and you'll have riches plenty.

Valmont: This had better not be another trick Shendu.

Shendu: Do you trust me?

Valmont: Not as far as I could throw you. But, if this is what it takes to ensure I regain my lost fortune, then so be it.

Shendu: Excellent. Now follow me.

Valmont: We're in the same body, Shendu. Just promise me that once we're done, you'll leave my body posthaste.

Shendu: Agreed. (he begins walking away from the bus as the passengers look on, with a mixture of confused, scared, and dumbfounded expressions)

Passenger #1: Did the bus company happen to mention one of their drivers had Multiple Personality Disorder?

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Scene switches to Uncle's Rare Finds where we see Jackie & Jade pull up. Jackie opens his car door and is about to exit when another car speeds by, completely ripping his door off its hinges.

Jade: Whoa. That was close. (Jackie, after patting his chest to see he's alright, steps out of the car to check on the occupants of the vehicle that destroyed his car door)

Jackie: (knocking on the door's car window) Excuse me, are you alright? (the occupant exits the vehicle, revealing himself to be Herry)

Herry: We could ask you the same question.

Odie: (exiting the vehicle) Yeah. Sorry about that.

Jackie: It's alright.

Uncle: (opening the door and seeing what happened) Aiiee-yaaaahh! What is going on out here?! (Tohru appears behind him and sees a portal appear)

Tohru: Uh, Sensei… (points to the portal, causing Uncle to gasp)

Jackie: Uh oh.

Jade: Cool. I bet there's gonna be a fight.

At that moment, two cars appear, and right behind them is a motorcyclist. All The Ridonculous Race teams exit the vehicles and sees what happened.

Jonesy: Well, that's quite the fender-bender.

Don: (removing his helmet, revealing himself to be the motorcyclist) Alright, which one of you is responsible?

Odie: I blame the steering system, Don. Considering their isn't one.

Don looks annoyed before he begins getting blasted at by Uncle, using his blowfish.

Uncle: This being and his accomplices have control over powerful magic. We must defeat them. (continues blasting at Don and the contestants with the blowfish)

Don: Hey, hey, take it easy. I just bought this motorcycle. (continues trying to evade him until Jade stops Uncle)

Jade: Uncle, wait, they're not evil. (approaches Don) You're Don. Host of The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.

Jackie: That racing show you love so much?

Uncle: Pfft. Show not important.

Don: How dare you. (to Jade) Always a pleasure to meet a fan.

Tohru: (approaching Don) Um… can I have your autograph? (holds up a poster of him, which Don signs)

Jade: (realizes) Wait. If you're here, then that means… the next set of challenges are here.

Don: She's a bright one, isn't she?

Jade: This is so cool. (to Jackie) Cancel that trip to Melvin World. They can't touch this.

Fillmore: (approaching Don) Um, Don. You want to fill us in on who these guys are. (Don's about to speak when Jade interrupts him)

Jade: I can answer that. We're the Chantastic 4. (gets into an action pose, and we're given the perspective that Uncle, Tohru, and Jackie are following suit as she calls their names) I'm Jade, the spunky brains of the operative; Uncle, master of magic, spells, and mystical artifacts; Tohru, sumo and chi wizard apprentice; and of course, the big kahuna himself, Jackie Chan. Master martial artist and seeker of lost relics. (everyone stares at her with incredulous expressions)

Jackie: Uh, you'll have to excuse my niece. She's very into comic books.

Atlanta: I'm sure she is. But, in all seriousness, are you really Jackie Chan?

Jackie: Uh, yes? Why do you ask? (soon, everyone becomes excited)

Jen: The Jackie Chan! You're a legend!

Jude: (kneeling down to him) I am your humble servant, oh great one.

Nikki: Can you sign my shirt? Or my head? And can you make it out to Nicole Wong?

Jonesy: I didn't realize you were such a die-hard Jackie Chan fan.

Nikki: Of course I am. He's incredible. Movie star, actor, stunt man, martial arts master… He's amazing.

Jackie looks a little uncomfortable by all the attention while Jade smiles.

Jade: I knew you would've been good had you signed that movie deal.

Jackie: Please, everyone. There must be some mistake. You must have me confused with someone else.

Agent K: Au contraire, mon frère. You are an accomplished and phenomenal movie actor and stuntman. Known for your work in such classics as Shanghai Noon, Drunken Master, Rush Hour, and many more. The Spy Next Door is a particular guilty pleasure of mine. (Jackie looks even more confused)

Don: Um, just a bit of insight. This version of Jackie Chan isn't a movie star. He's an archeologist.

Atlanta: Yeah right. (sarcastic) There's a version of Jackie Chan who spends hours pushing the dust away from stuff that was lost instead of making millions of dollars from all the movies he's stars in and works on. (Atlanta notices Don's smug expression) I was being sarcastic.

Don: Yes, well, I wasn't. But enough fawning over Chan, we have bigger fish to fry.

Jackie: What?

Don: Come on. I'll explain it to you inside the building. (they're about to enter when Uncle stops them)

Uncle: Hold on. Uncle does not trust shady TV show host.

Don: Yes, well, in that case, I guess I'll have to spend this big wad of cash somewhere else. Maybe at Kai Ching's shop.

Uncle: (jovial) Welcome to Uncle's Rare Finds. (drags Don inside while the rest of the competitors follow)

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Once inside, the teams begin observing their surrounds. Some of them become bored instantaneously.

Jonesy: Great. A room full of boring old artifacts. This is a surefire way to bore us to death.

Odie: I wouldn't be so sure. Some of these artifacts look kind of interesting.

Ingrid: (looking at a vase with Tohru standing next to her) Is this late Yuan dynasty or early Ming?

Tohru: Uh… It is from China. (Ingrid giggles at this comment. However, Uncle isn't so amused, and flicks Tohru on the head) Ow!

Uncle: You are a terrible salesman.

Don: Hey, sales are not important. What's important is… (Uncle flicks him on the head) Ow!

Uncle: Sales are important. Without sales, Uncle cannot eat his mung bean sandwich. (some of the teams gag upon hearing this)

Don: I assure you, in this circumstance, sales are not important. It has to do with magic. (Uncle gasps, while everyone else looks confused)

Dick Daring: Magic?

Agent K: Don't be absurd. There's no such thing.

Don: In this universe there is. And it's dangerous.

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Scene switches to Ayers Rock where we see a bus arrive containing tourists ready to partake in some leisurely photography.

Don: (voice over) Like nothing you've ever seen before.

One of patrons is Valmont. However, Shendu is the one currently in control.

Shendu: Aw, we're here.

Valmont: Remind me why we traveled all the way to Australia.

Shendu: Simple, Valmont. To ensure that demon sorcerers ruled the world, by rewriting history.

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Scene switches back to San Francisco where we see Don explaining the situation to the teams.

Don: Look, we weren't meant to be in this universe. We were supposed to be in the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Universe.

Jonny 2x4: Did ya hear that, Plank? Our universe was the next one up.

Don: Yes. But we had to change plans at the last second. I'm pretty sure Eddy won't be too thrilled we skipped out on his world.

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Scene switches to the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Universe where we see Ed, Edd (Double D), and Eddy waiting for the teams. Eddy is looking at his watch impatiently.

Eddy: What's taking them so long?

Edd (Double D): Perhaps they were held up, Eddy. Just wait a little longer. Patience is a virtue.

Ed: I agree with whatever Double D said. Plus, JAWBREAKERS! (holds up three jawbreakers)

Eddy: Can't argue with that logic. (he, Ed, & Edd (Double D) enjoying jawbreakers while they wait for the teams)

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Scene switches back to the Jackie Chan Adventures Universe where we see Don briefing the teams about the situation.

Don: Look, we had to change course because someone pressed one of the many buttons present in the Dimension Vehicles.

Jude: Oops. My bad.

Ford: But wait a minute, I don't recall anything strange happening when the button was activated.

Don: On the inside of the vehicle. What you didn't know, was that it launched a beam on the outside. But this wasn't just any ordinary beam. This beam could open a portal in any location in the Multiverse.

Jade: Cool.

Don: Yes, but not in this circumstance. Because the beam ended up in this Universe… in the Nether Realm. (Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru gasp upon hearing this, while everyone else looks confused)

Theresa: What's the Nether Realm? (Uncle flicks her on the head)

Uncle: The Nether Realm is a dangerous, desolate void housing the eight Demon Sorcerers who terrorized the ancient world. One more thing, if any one of the demon sorcerers escaped, they could wreak havoc upon the entire world.

Don: Unfortunately, one did. (opens up a book, revealing a picture of Shendu in his demon form)

Jade: The big bad dragon's back.

Jackie: You gotta be kidding me.

Don: I wish I was. But with this demon loose, he could release his demon brethren. (that's when everyone notices Uncle vibrating)

Tohru: Sensei? What's wrong?

Uncle: Uncle has the willies!

Don: It has begun. (begins searching through the bookshelves until he finds the book he's looking for, which he quickly gives to Uncle) Quickly, implement a protection spell to protect this building.

Uncle: There's no time. I need preparation and chi ingredients.

Ingrid: We can help. (Uncle looks surprised)

Don: Do it. Now! (everyone begins gathering the items Uncle requires. Once everything's ready, he gets himself prepared) Come on, come on. We gotta hurry.

Uncle: Do not rush Uncle! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. (while reciting this mantra, a light covers the entire building, although no changes appear)

Jay: Did it work?

At that moment, the ground begins to tremble, and the teams almost lose their balance because of it. Nikki ends up stumbling backwards, causing her back to fall on a book perched atop of a stand on Uncle's desk. Soon, the trembling stops, with no damage to anything or anyone. However, it appears as though the book left some sort of strange mark on her back. Though, no one notices.

Fillmore: What was that?

Don: That was the change. (Don opens the door, causing everyone's faces to blanch upon seeing what used to be San Francisco)

It has now become a desolate place with blackened buildings, a blood red sky, and civilians wearing rags, signifying their enslavement.

Archie: Well, this brings back memories. (they hear a giant roar and see two giant green dragons pulling a large throne, which carries a blue-skinned, reptilian humanoid demon with a muscular build that towers over humans. He was wearing a dark blue oriental-styled suit of armor with gold highlights) B-B-B-B-Big thing. Bi-Big thing.

Uncle: (gasps) Tchang Zu. The Thunder Demon.

Don: Stay inside. We can't let him see us. (they quickly shut the door to avoid detection)

We see everyone looking quite scared and distraught over the total demon takeover of the world.

Hanzo: This is not good. Demons have conquered the earth.

Genji: But how could they have done so?

Tohru: (looking through a novel before finding the image he's looking for) With this. (he presents the image to the teams) The Book of Ages.

Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh! That is a most dangerous artifact.

Jonesy: Sorry, I skipped ancient artifacts class. What's the deal with this book? (Uncle flicks him several times) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! What was that for?!

Uncle: The Book of Ages records every known detail through history. If anyone tampers with the fabric of time, there'll be serious consequences.

Jonesy: Got it. Memo received.

Nikki: So what? That giant blue demon changed history.

Jackie: No. Shendu did. (everyone looks at Jackie) By changing history, he released the other Demon Sorcerers, each one conquering a part of the world.

Don: Indeed. Each Demon Sorcerer's power derived from a part of nature. Fire, Sky, Moon, Thunder, Earth, Mountain, Wind, and Water. They were banished to the Nether Realm by the Eight Immortals, but using the Book of Ages, they rewrote history, so that they reined supreme over the Earth.

Archie: Again, this is bringing back memories.

Bobby: You've dealt with demons before.

Atlanta: Not exactly demons, but close.

Don: Well we can't talk about that now. If we're going to save the world, we're going to need to banish the demon sorcerers. (Uncle flicks him on the head) Ow!

Uncle: Do you think we can just banish the demons with salt and pepper? No? We need chi ingredients. One more thing, we can't stand up to demons without proper spells and weapons. We'd be sitting ducks.

Jade: No sweat. We have all that we need right here. (opens the door to the back room, revealing a plethora of books containing a multitude of spells, research, information, and other mystical facts)

Jonesy: Oh! This is gonna take forever!

Jude: Wake me up when you've finished because I doubt I'll make it past the first book. (Uncle flicks them both on the head) OW! Dude?!

Uncle: You will do research, or you will receive a piece of Uncle. (Jonesy & Jude groan upon hearing this, but comply)

Everyone begins burying their noises in books until they're able to find something of merit. Ingrid & Odie, thanks to their photographic memory, speed read through several manuscripts, remembering every detail.

Uncle: (amazed) Aiiee-yaaaahh!

Jade: (amazed) Whoa.

Jackie: How do you do that?

Ingrid & Odie: Photographic memory. (they smile at each other. They both close their respective manuscripts and turn towards the others)

Odie: We got it. The chi spells, the ingredients, and the symbols of the immortals who originally banished the Demon Sorcerers.

Ingrid: We need to gather them up, asap.

Don: Yes, we will. But first, we need serious heat. Talisman heat. (Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru appear surprised by this)

Jackie: But the talismans were banished and sent to the Nether Realm.

Don: In this new timeline, they remained with Shendu, making him powerful enough to retain his power over China and Southern Asia.

Ronnie Anne: Uh, what are talismans?

Don: Talismans are mystical items that possess unique, magical properties. Each one represents one of the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac.

Jen: Got it. It's all clear now.

Hanzo: If the talismans are with Shendu, then we just need to steal them back from him. Where is he?

Don: In China. Or rather, what used to be China.

Nikki: (sarcastic) Great. And I doubt they'll not notice 29 individuals who haven't had their minds wiped by all this madness. (normal tone) How are we going to invade Shendu's fortress? It's not like we can just magically appear in Shendu's bedroom.

At that moment, the floor turns a nightmarish black color, and several gloved hands pop out of the ground and grab everyone's legs.

Don: Well that's not good.

Rolf: A curse I say! (he's then dragged into the ground alongside everyone else)

Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh! (that is all Uncle can say before he disappears, and the floor turns back to normal)

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Scene switches to a ginormous bedroom fit for a 20ft. tall demon. Which makes sense, given the fact that this is Shendu's Master Bedroom in his Palace. We then see the nightmarish black shadow appear on the wall, with all the teams, Don, Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru falling out of it. Frightened, they begin looking around and see where they are.

Ronnie Anne: What just happened?

Jackie: Jade, what did you do?

Jade: Don't look at me. As crazy as it sounds, I had nothing to do with this.

Don: Well it doesn't matter. Because we're here. (points at a gargantuan bed, which houses a sleeping demon. Jonesy gulps upon seeing this)

Jonesy: You know what? I just remembered something.

Nikki: (mock suspicion) Oh. And what's that, Jonesy?

Jonesy: I'm a mortal and I don't want to die!

Don: If we get the talismans, I'll find you one that'll ensure your survival. Now come on! (motions for them to proceed towards Shendu's bedside, quietly)

When there's an even number of teams on either side, the teams begin contemplating their next move.

Theresa: What now?

Uncle: We must remove the talismans from inside Shendu's body.

Cavendish: How are we supposed to do that without waking him up?

Dakota: Yeah. Besides, I'm not really interested in entering through one of his orifices. (he shudders, as do several other teams at the thought of entering Shendu's body)

Hanzo: Maybe we used one of our weapons. (Uncle flicks him on the head) Ow!

Uncle: Magic must combat magic.

Odie: Old dude's right. Plus, I got a spell that just might help us get the talismans without waking Shendu. (pulls out a vial containing a green liquid. He pours it onto his hands, which begin glowing green. He reaches into Shendu's body, and hands go through, as if Shendu's scaly exterior was made of air. He grabs ahold of one of the talismans, and pulls it out without waking up the dragon. He shows it to everyone, revealing it to have a snake emblem on the front)

Jade: Wow. He learned how to make that spell quickly.

Uncle: How did you…

Odie: Photographic memory. Didn't I tell you that already? (he then notices the snake emblem light up. The talisman activates, turning him invisible, much to everyone's… (minus Don, Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru) shock)

Theresa: What just happened?

Herry: Odie, are you there? (Odie reappears, startling him)

Odie: Well, that was something.

Don: Like I said, mystical powers. Now, there are twelve teams, so everyone grab a talisman. Quickly, before the beast wakes up. (Odie pours the potion onto everyone's hands and they begin reaching, pulling out a talisman. Hanzo & Genji are up when Valmont walks into the room, shocked at what he sees)

Valmont: Chan?! (the others turn to see Valmont, who's cleaned himself up with a new suit and tie, a clean shave, and straight hair)

Tohru: Valmont?!

Jade: Whoa. Talk about a clean-up job.

Jackie: What are you doing here?

Valmont: Shendu and I made… an arrangement, so to speak. If I helped him release his brethren, he'd give me a place by his side. And for my efforts, he's given me a great many… rewards. Endless riches, subjects to rule over, and a few additional assets. (he opens his mouth slightly, revealing his tongue has turned bronze. His eyes turn bronze as he recites a chant) Rise, soldiers of old and greet our guests. (several clay terracotta soldiers come to life, and approach the teams, weapons raised and ready to kill the unwanted visitors)

Don: Please tell me you got the good talismans.

Dakota: I wouldn't call a pig good. More likely, I'd call it disgusting.

Bobby: It's game over, man! Game Over! (that's when the ox talisman lights up, causing his & Ronnie Anne's (who was holding Bobby's hand in fear) muscles to inflate to disproportionate sizes. Upon seeing this, everyone becomes shocked by this) Okay, scratch that. This is awesome.

Ronnie Anne: Whoa. Talismans… They do a body good. (she proceeds to smash one of the terracotta soldier's head in with her fist, with Bobby joining in the fight)

Bobby: Goodbye inadequacy issues. (punches his fist through a terracotta soldier, shattering it to pieces)

Don: If you have a talisman, use it.

Jude: Dude, I can't wait to see what ours does. (the rabbit talisman lights up, and Jude speeds at an unthinkable pace, just stopping short of a wall) Awesome! FYI, this is my new favorite Universe. (speeds into a terracotta soldier, causing it to tumble over)

Jonesy: Nice one, Jude. May I? (Jude gives him the talisman, and he begins running a tremendous speeds) You won't be able to stop the Jonesmeister. (the terracotta soldier he's about to crash into sidesteps Jonesy, causing him to run into a wall) Gotta work on the breaks. (falls on his backside)

Fillmore: That looked like it hurt. Trade ya. Take Mr. Ed. (gives Jonesy the horse talisman while he takes the rabbit talisman. The horse talisman lights up, and Jonesy sits upright)

Jonesy: Hey, my headache's gone.

Fillmore: Huh. Guess the horse has healing powers. Cool. (Fillmore speeds into battle. He crouches behind a terracotta soldier, and throws the rabbit talisman to Ingrid, who speeds up and kicks the soldier, causing it to stumble over Fillmore and fall into pieces) Good job, partner.

Ingrid: Not so bad, yourself, partner. (they smile. Odie then turns visible and gets their attention)

Odie: Can we save the good jobs and well dones for when we're not facing living suits of armor?

Fillmore: Right, sorry

Herry: (offscreen) Odie! (Odie turns and sees Herry doing his best to hold of the soldiers) I could use some help over here.

Odie: On it! Catch! (throws the snake talisman to Herry, which activates, and turns him invisible, confusing the soldiers)

Herry: Am I here. No, I'm here. Or maybe I'm over there. No, not there, over there. Or maybe, I'm nowhere. (he's saying these taunts while taking down the soldiers. Just wanted to clarify. He then reappears and looks at his handy work)

We then see Agent K managing to work her way around every single terracotta soldier that comes in her path using her acrobatic skills. She lands behind Dick, who is busy defending himself from these soldiers, but failing.

Dick Daring: (tries punching a terracotta soldier, but ends up just hurting his hand) Ow. This is not working K.

Agent K: I know. We need a new strategy.

Dick Daring: No, I mean the talisman isn't working. It doesn't fire lasers, or energy balls, or anything. If it doesn't activate soon, we'll be as dead as a dog. (that's when the monkey talisman lights up, and Dick is enveloped in a blue light, and he's transformed into a Scottish terrier)

Agent K: Dick?! (Dog Daring jumps into her arms and starts licking her) Yes, yes. I love you too. (picks up the monkey talisman and examines it) So that's what it does. Hmmm, I wonder… (sets Dog Daring down on the ground and aims the monkey talisman at him) Triceratops. (activates the monkey talisman, which turns him into a triceratops. She then aims it at herself) Tyrannosaurus. (activates the monkey talisman, which turns her into a tyrannosaurus rex)

Using their newfound abilities, K & Dick begin crushing the terracotta soldiers… literally. K stomps on them, swats them away with her tail, and even chews them up; Dick crushes them with his weight, and spears them with his horns. When it's all over, Dick uses the talisman to turn them back to normal.

Dick Daring: I never should've doubted this thing.

We then see Stan & Ford surrounded by terracotta soldiers, ready to slice and dice them.

Ford: I hope this talisman works soon. (the dog talisman lights up, but nothing seems to happen)

Stan: Um, did something happen? (a terracotta soldier slashes Ford across the chest. However, when he looks down, there's not a scratch on him or his clothes)

Ford: (realizes) The dog talisman grants immortality. I'm invincible. (to the terracotta soldier) Try again, it you dare. (taunts the soldier by giving him the "Bring it on" hand gesture. The soldier slashes him several times, but he isn't affected) Nice try. (gives the talisman to Stan) Now kill him.

Stan: Yeah, kill- Wait, what? (the terracotta soldier does to Stan what he did to Ford, with the same result) That kind of tickled. (Ford grabs his hand, and while both of them are holding onto the talisman, they do a double-team, knocking around all the terracotta soldiers surrounding them, taking them down without breaking a sweat) I don't know about you, but my back hasn't felt this good in years.

Ford: No kidding.

They then see a terracotta soldier fly past them and shatter to pieces upon hitting the wall. They see Theresa using her telekinetic powers to lift up the soldiers and launch them at walls or at each other. We see Jay doing what appears to be the same thing, except he's floating in mid-air.

Ford: Wait, I thought only Theresa has telekinetic powers.

Theresa: I do. Jay's using the rooster talisman.

Jay: It grants levitation for yourself and for whomever you use it on. You can lift objects 20x your weight if you concentrate hard enough. And having done that for several years, I think I can manage. (lifts up several terracotta soldiers and launches them at other terracotta soldiers, causing them all to break) Pretty cool, huh?

Stan: I'll say. Still, no one can touch immortality.

We then see Cavendish trying to avoid the fighting, due to his physical weakness, but eventually, the terracotta soldiers hold their blades at Cavendish's neck. Just when he thinks he's toast, the pig talisman activates, causing him to fire heat beams from his eyes. He destroys his glasses, but this allows for him to melt the terracotta soldiers that surrounded him.

Cavendish: Amazing. (sees Dakota struggling as well) Dakota! (tosses the pig talisman to Dakota, who catches it. His eyes turn a burning orange, and he looks confident as hell)

Dakota: Oh… yeah. (he then begins screaming and laughing as he melts every single terracotta soldier that comes across his path, which scares several individuals)

Tohru: Well, that's disconcerting. (he then continues bashing the terracotta soldiers alongside Bobby & Ronnie Anne)

Ronnie Anne: This strength talisman is amazing.

Bobby: I know, right? Lori will love this physique. (flexes)

Ronnie Anne: You know we have to give these back, right?

Bobby: I know that. Just let me enjoy it. (punches his fist through one of the soldiers before bashing it against the ground, causing it to break)

We then see the teams without talismans are fighting alongside Jackie, Jade, & Uncle. Jackie uses his quick reflexes and skills to take down the terracotta soldiers. However, when he tries fighting them hand-to-hand, he ends up hurting his fist, causing him to fan it in order to dull the pain. Using this distraction, one of the terracotta soldiers is about to strike, but Jade ends up jumping on his head, disorienting it.

Jackie: Jade, what are you-

Jade: Talk later. (Jade gets flung from the terracotta soldier, landing in Jackie's arms. The soldier then gets sliced into pieces by Archie's whip) Go Archie.

Jackie: A Hephaestus Whip.

Archie: I see you know your Greek mythology. (uses it once more on several terracotta soldiers)

Atlanta then runs by and, using her speed, blasts the terracotta soldiers with her laser wrist crossbow, causing them to fall to pieces instantly.

Jade: Awesome! (notices something) Hey, you don't have the rabbit talisman on you.

Atlanta: Actually, I'm just naturally fast. Just like he's naturally strong. (points to Herry, who decimates several terracotta soldiers with his fists) Get the picture? (continues blasting the terracotta soldiers with her laser wrist crossbow)

We then see Uncle managing to destroy the magic within the terracotta soldiers using chi spells from his blowfish and his salamander.

Uncle: Who else wants a piece of Uncle? (a terracotta soldier is about to strike at him from behind, but it gets sliced in half by Genji, much to Uncle's amazement) Very impressive.

Genji: A steady blade balances the soul.

Uncle: Japanese proverb?

Genji: Personal saying. (he then launches his shuriken at a terracotta soldier, gaining its attention. It's about to strike when Hanzo strikes it in the neck region with his arrow, causing it to lose its head)

Hanzo: Genji, crouch down. There's something I've wanted to try. (Genji, understanding, crouches down)

Hanzo gets a running start, and steps on Genji's back. Genji then launches Hanzo up in the air. Hanzo pulls out three arrows, turns around, and launches them at three assailants, destroying each of them. He lands on the ground and smirks.

Hanzo: Did that look as cool as I think it did?

Genji: Very much so.

We then see Rolf trying to best the terracotta soldiers using the Hat of Discipline.

Rolf: (placing the Hat of Discipline on his head) Prepare to feel to the wrath of Rolf. (crushes a terracotta soldier with the Hat of Discipline) May your nose fester with the rage of olives. (continually uses the Hat of Discipline to bash his enemies) Your garden is overgrown, and your cucumbers are soft.

Jonesy: Does anyone have a translator on hand?

We then see Jonny 2x4, Jen, & Nikki battling the terracotta soldiers as well. However, there seems to be some difficulty.

Jen: This is ridiculous. Why couldn't we have gotten a talisman?

Jonny 2x4: Looks like this is the end, buddy. (Plank appears to say something, which only Jonny hears) I'll miss you too. (that's when they notice Nikki clutching her stomach in pain) Huh?

Jen: Nikki? Are you alright?

Nikki: Yeah. I just feel… strange. (she moans. That's when Jen notices the marking on Nikki's back)

Jen: Nikki? When did you get a tattoo? (the tattoo begins glowing, which causing Nikki's eyes to turn red, her skin to turn blue, and her clothes to turn black, much to everyone's shock) Nikki? (touches her shoulder, but a gust of wind knocks her and Jonny 2x4 back)

Nikki: Do not touch me. (rises up into the air, frightening everyone) You shall refer to me as, "Nikki, Queen of the Shadowkhan."

Dick Daring: Queen of what now?

Nikki: Come to me, my army of shadow warriors. (several shadows appear out of nowhere, which gain bodies, revealing themselves as shadow ninjas)

Jade: (gasp) That's how we got here.

Uncle: Nikki has been struck with the Mark of Tarakudo.

Jonesy: Tara-who-do?

Tohru: Tarakudo. The King of the Shadowkhan and the Lord of All Oni.

Genji: Oni. I've heard legends of these mythical beasts, I even dressed up like one for Halloween, but I never thought I'd see one in-person.

Hanzo: There's no Oni here. Only ninjas… Shadow ninjas. (Shadowkhan Queen Nikki descends next to Valmont, who looks pleased by this)

Nikki: Shall I?

Valmont: Go ahead. These soldiers are in short supply, but shadows are everywhere.

Nikki: (smiling evilly) Destroy them. (the Shadowkhan heed her orders and strike at the teams with their projectiles, which the teams try to avoid)

Herry: You know what the weirdest part of all this is?

Archie: Which part? The fact that we're fighting living clay soldiers and shadow ninjas? The part where Nikki has been turned into a possessed shadow ninja queen? Or what about the devious British villain with a bronze tongue that allows him to bring clay soldiers to life?!

Herry: Well, all those things. But also, the dragon hasn't woken up. (he points at Shendu, who has been napping the whole time, and realize he's right)

Don: Well that's good. If he saw what was going on, let's just say he'd be pretty pissed.

Nikki: Shadowkhan… (tilts her head towards Shendu, and the Shadowkhan proceed to launch their projectiles at Shendu, waking him up)

Shendu: What? (his eyes fall upon Jackie) Chan?! (he bolts upright and roars in anger)

Jackie: Uh oh.

Don: Hey, relax. We got a good chunk of the good talismans. All he has are the rat, sheep, tiger, and… (realizes the last talisman still in his body) Oh- (Jackie covers Jade's ears when he realizes what Don's about to say)

Shendu then proceeds to breathe fire at the teams, who jump out of the way, except for Ford & Stan, who are able to withstand the flames thanks to the dog talisman.

Stan: (exiting the flame and dusting himself off) Hey, you got soot all over my best suit.

Shendu: You shall pay for your insolence. (sees the Shadowkhan in his presence) Shadowkhan, attack. (the Shadowkhan do nothing) Shadowkhan?

Nikki: (floating towards Shendu) They're not under your control, Shendu. They're under my control.

Valmont: (approaching him) And the terracotta soldiers are under my control.

Shendu: Well then… (lifts Valmont onto his right shoulder while Nikki lands on his left shoulder) By all means, proceed.

Nikki: (in unison) Ninjas, gōngjí!

Valmont: (in unison) Soldiers, attack!

The Shadowkhan and terracotta soldiers advance towards the teams, Don, Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru and begin their onslaught, trying to kill them. However, the teams, Don, Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru seem to be holding their ground, thanks in part to Uncle's spells, which he has supplied to several individuals. Shendu becomes annoyed.

Shendu: How many lives do these infernal humans have?! No matter. Soon, the onslaught will overpower them, and they will soon perish. But to give us an unfair advantage… (prepares to use his fire breath on them, but he isn't able to get a spark) What? (he looks down and sees Don using the potion Odie brought to reach into Shendu's body)

Shendu tries to crush him, but Don manages to jump out of the way. As he's flying through the air, he looks and sees he grabbed the dragon and tiger talisman. Seeing this he smiles, and throws the tiger talisman at Nikki, who catches it. Don manages to land in Tohru's arms. He then looks up, waiting for the outcome to occur.

Nikki: Were you attempting to hurt me with this?

Don: Not really, no.

Nikki looks confused, until she notices the tiger talisman light up and split in two. This causes Nikki to split in two, one version that looks like her normal self, and another version that's the Shadowkhan Queen. The good Nikki loses her footing and begins falling.

Jonesy: Nikki! (using the rabbit talisman, Jonesy manages to grab her before she falls and gets her back with the others) Glad to have you back.

Nikki (Ying): I was having the weirdest dream. I was evil and controlling shadow ninjas… (sees the shadow ninjas) Just like them. (she then sees her evil side) Oh crap, it wasn't a dream.

Nikki (Yang): So you've gone and yanked my Ying from my Yang. Feels like a burden's been lifted. Shadowkhan, exterminate the pests. (the Shadowkhan continue to advance upon the heroes. While they're still fighting, they begin to tire)

Bobby: While these biceps are getting the job done, I'm not sure how much longer we can go.

Ronnie Anne: Come on, we gotta keep fighting.

During the fight, one of the Shadowkhan manages to grab Nikki (Ying)'s half of the tiger talisman, which he throws towards Nikki (Yang), which she gives the Shendu, who absorbs them.

Shendu: Time to gain some assistance. (holds up his palm and prepares himself to fire a beam)

Jackie: (seeing this) Uh oh. Move, move! (everyone quickly tries to get out of the way. However, Archie & Atlanta ended up getting hit with this beam)

Theresa: (in unison) Archie!

Odie: (in unison) Atlanta!

Jay: I got them. (using his powers, he manages to levitate them out of the beam's stream. However, the fall face down in front of everyone) Are you guys alright?

Archie: (in a dark tone) Yeah.

Atlanta: (in a light tone) Thank you for asking. (they lift up their heads, starling Jay and the other teams)

Archie & Atlanta: What? What is it?

We're then given the clear picture. Archie & Atlanta have two heads. Upon each head seeing each other, they scream.

Archie (Yang): Hey, I have a zit on my body.

Atlanta (Yang): Yeah, so do I. Get off my body, or I'll pop you. (tries to harm Atlanta (Ying) while Archie (Yang) tries to harm Archie (Ying))

Atlanta (Ying): No, you can't do that.

Archie (Ying): Yeah. This is my body too.

Odie: (putting the pieces together) I get it. Shendu was going to use the tiger talisman power to split us into two parts: one light, one dark. However, thanks to Jay, the spell didn't have time to finish, meaning Archie & Atlanta were only partially split. One head is light, and one head is dark.

Archie (Yang): Great, now I'm stuck with wimpy.

Atlanta (Yang): I feel so bad for you.

Archie (Ying): Thank you.

Atlanta (Yang): I wasn't talking to you.

Atlanta (Ying): Can't we all just get along?

Archie (Yang): In your dreams.

Jonesy: (sarcastic) Oh yeah, that's not going to get annoying.

Archie & Atlanta (Yang): Shut up!

Archie & Atlanta (Ying): Now that's not very nice.

Shendu: Hello, huge battle here.

Dakota: Oh right. (continues using his laser vision to take down the villains while the others use their respective projectiles)

Archie (Yang): Let's do this.

Archie (Ying): We can't. Fighting is wrong.

Atlanta (Ying): Can't we talk this out?

Atlanta (Yang): No.

Archie & Atlanta begin fighting, and while the Yang side is loving the butt-kicking, the Ying side apologizes every time they hit someone. However, the heroes realize they're getting outnumbered quickly.

Jade: This is getting us nowhere.

Jackie: A good chi spell would be good right now.

Uncle: I cannot prepare spell.

Jackie: What?

Uncle: Need ingredients.

Jackie: Why don't you have ingredients?

Uncle: Transported here without proper equipment.

Jade: How are we supposed to get ingredients when we are fighting for our lives?

Ingrid: Way ahead of you. (opens up a satchel she had on her, revealing she brought the chi ingredients) Will these do?

Uncle: Perfect.

Ingrid: Buy us some time so we can prepare the chi spell.

Uncle: We?

Ingrid: Odie and I memorized the preparation and the chant.

Odie: Yeah. We got this.

Odie, Ingrid, & Uncle begin preparing the chi spell while everyone continues to battle the ninjas and terracotta soldiers.

Valmont: Looks like we have them beat, Shendu.

Nikki (Yang): Look at that, they're running scared. (we see them directing the villains towards several different sections of the room)

That's when Shendu notices Ingrid, Odie, & Uncle preparing the chi spell.

Shendu: They aren't running scared, they're a distraction. (Nikki & Valmont notice the trio preparing a chi spell as well)

Odie: (placing the final ingredient required for the spell to work) Finished. Now all we need is the symbol of the immortal who originally banished Shendu. A sword.

Uncle: Where is it?

Ingrid: Right there. (points at Genji, who is slicing through Shadowkhan ninjas and terracotta soldiers) Genji, we need your sword. It's the key ingredient in defeating Shendu.

Genji: Of course. (to Hanzo) Brother, clear us a path.

Hanzo: I'm on it. (sees several Shadowkhan and terracotta soldiers approaching, and activates his Ultimate Ability) Let the dragon consume you. (the dragons decimate the ninjas and suits of armor, much to everyone's shock)

Jade: Go Hanzo.

Nikki (Yang): It doesn't matter. I can create more. (however, Shendu begins trembling and, out of the blue, transforms into his statue form, causing Nikki (Yang) and Valmont to fall)

Shendu: What? What happened? (Don approaches him, showing he stole the rat and sheep talisman from his body)

Don: Boo-yah. (to Uncle, Ingrid, & Odie) Now!

Uncle, Ingrid, & Odie: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. (while chanting, a green beam launches towards Genji's sword, which signifies it's ready to banish Shendu)

Genji: (activating his ultimate ability) Ryujin no ken wo kurae. (launches his Ultimate Ability and the banishment spell at Shendu, and since he's a statue, he can't avoid it. A portal opens up and Shendu is lifted into the air towards the portal)

Shendu: NOOOOOOO! (he's sent into the portal as it closes)

Genji: (after sheathing his sword) Like cutting through silk.

Jade: That was awesome!

Jackie: (sighs) Glad that's over. (Uncle flicks him on the head) Ow!

Uncle: It is not over unless you have forgotten the rest of the world.

Jackie: Oh, right.

Don: Don't worry, we have serious firepower on our side. (showcases the rat and sheep talismans, which he gives to the Weirdos and Best Friends, respectively, while everyone else showcases their talismans)

Just so everyone knows who has what, here's the rundown:
Jonny 2x4 & Rolf – Rat Talisman
Bobby & Ronnie Anne – Ox Talisman
Jonesy & Jude – Rabbit Talisman
Hanzo & Genji – Dragon Talisman
Herry & Odie – Snake Talisman
Fillmore & Ingrid – Horse Talisman
Jen & Nikki – Sheep Talisman
Agent K & Dick Daring – Monkey Talisman
Jay & Theresa – Rooster Talisman
Stan & Ford – Dog Talisman
Cavendish & Dakota – Pig Talisman
Archie & Atlanta – N/A

Atlanta (Yang): Hey Don, I think you forgot about us.

Archie (Yang): Yeah. Use the tiger talisman so we won't be stuck with wimpy and his girlfriend.

Don: (checks his pocket) I don't have it.

Archie & Atlanta (Ying & Yang): What?!

Jackie: Was it still with Shendu?

Don: No. It wasn't with him.

Jackie: Then where is it?

Nikki (Yang): Right here. (they turn to see Nikki (Yang) & Valmont holding the halves of the tiger talisman, causing everyone to gasp) We're not ready to join our halves together quite yet.

Valmont: Shendu gave us this world, and we intend to ensure our rein is infinite.

Cavendish: Stop them. (they begin running towards them)

Nikki (Yang): Shadowkhan, take us away. (Shadowkhan ninjas appear and grab Nikki (Yang), Valmont, and several terracotta soldiers and transport them through the Shadow Realm)

Nikki (Ying): Dang it! When I find her, I'm going to give her heck.

Jonesy: Um, isn't this the good side of Nikki? Shouldn't she not be mean and dangerous.

Don: It's one of those things where, if a magical property is involved, it partially counteracts the effects of the tiger talisman's power, causing the Ying side to retain the original's personality while the Yang becomes malicious and dangerous.

Agent K: Looks like we'll have to watch out for them.

Atlanta (Yang): Well what are we waiting for. We gotta get that talisman back. (Uncle flicks her on the head) Ow!

Uncle: No, we must banish other demons before we deal with mortal beings. One more thing, how do we get back to San Francisco?

Odie: Don't worry, we thought of everything. (pulls out a vial with black liquid and pours it on the ground, creating a portal) Make sure you think extremely hard about where you want to go, or else you'll be pulling a Harry Potter and end up on the wrong side of town… in Demon World. (everyone proceeds to jump through the portal towards their destination)

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Scene switches to Uncle's Rare Finds where we see a black portal appear, with screaming coming from inside the portal, before we see the teams, Don, Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru landing on several surfaces.

Jonny 2x4: (dizzy) Woo hoo! What a ride! Far out, huh, buddy?

Jay: There had to have been an easier way to get here.

Odie: Not if it meant avoiding detection.

Uncle: (gasps upon seeing Herry has fallen on one of his many vases) You break it you buy it!

Herry: My bad. Sometimes I don't know my own strength.

Archie (Yang): That shouldn't matter. We gotta find that British dude and the ghost chick, and force them to turn us back to normal.

Atlanta (Yang): And if they don't comply, we'll make them. (punches her fist into her palm)

Atlanta (Ying): I don't want to do that.

Archie (Ying): Yeah. Why don't we just ask politely?

Archie (Yang): Why don't you two just shut up? (Uncle flicks Archie & Atlanta (Yang) on the head)

Archie & Atlanta (Yang): Ow!

Uncle: Valmont and Dark Nikki not important! Stopping the Demon Sorcerers is. I thought I all ready told you that?

Archie (Yang): We weren't listening. We were thinking about something else. (Uncle flicks him and Atlanta (Yang) on the head once more) Ow! Stop that.

Uncle: You will each receive a piece of Uncle is you do not listen.

Jackie: Uncle is right. We need to stop the other Demon Sorcerers.

Jade: Yeah. And with the big bad dragon banished to the Nether Realm, it won't take long for the others to get wind on the situation.

Agent K: Well what are we waiting for? Let's use the talismans to cook their turkey. (upon saying "turkey", the monkey talisman activates, turning herself into a turkey)

Dick Daring: (snickering) Maybe you should rephrase that, K. (Agent K grabs the talisman with his beak and turns back to normal)

Agent K: Let's try that again. Using the talismans, we shall achieve victory and defeat these Demon Sorcerers, sending them back to exile for the rest of eternity.

Nikki: Speaking of the talismans, you have yet to mention what the rat and sheep talismans do.

Don: Right, of course. The sheep talisman possesses the power of astral projection.

Nikki: Huh?

Don: Just watch. (Nikki looks at the talisman)

Suddenly, the sheep emblem lights up and the talisman activates. Nikki then goes stiff and collapses.

Jen: (gasps): Nikki! (crouches down beside her)

Then, Nikki's astral form leaves her body, standing upright. She then opens her eyes and looks around.

Nikki: Well, that was a bust. The talisman didn't do anything. (walks over to Don) Alright, Don. Very funny. You give Jen & I a bum talisman. Well, let's see how funny you are when I wipe that smirk off your- (she cuts herself off when she attempts to punch Don, only for her fist to go right through his head; scared) Face? (she removes her fist from Don's head and looks at her ghostly hand) What's going on? (she notices everyone looking in a general direction. She turns around and screams upon seeing herself on the ground, lifeless) Am I dead?!

Jonesy: (angrily runs towards Don and pins him up against the wall) What did you do to my girlfriend?!

Don: Take it easy. She's not dead. Her astral form has left her body.

Jonesy: What?

Don: The talisman allows for one to eject their soul from their body. This can allow for flight, phasing through solid objects, and spying on individuals, due to the fact that individuals in their astral forms are invisible and inaudible to humans.

Nikki: Well, that's a little daunting. (she then proceeds to enter her body, causing her body to jolt upright) That was horrible.

Don: Yes. And unless used properly, the talisman isn't really used for defense. However, it can be used on others if you aim it at them.

Nikki: Well, that could be useful. For example… (aims it at Don, causing his astral form to separate from his body)

Don: Oh come on! (Nikki then proceeds to punch him repeatedly until Don reenters his body. Unfortunately, the pain his body endured comes back onto him) OW!

Nikki: Take that, Don.

Ingrid: You do know we need him, right? (Ingrid places the horse talisman in Don's hand, healing him)

Don: (sighs in relief; he then gives the horse talisman back to Ingrid) Thanks. (stands up and turns towards Jonny 2x4 & Rolf) As for the rat talisman, it gives motion to the motionless.

Rolf: Is it cursed? (Uncle flicked him on the head) Ow!

Uncle: Talisman not cursed. Talisman magic.

Don: Indeed. Observe. (places the rat talisman on Plank, causing Plank to blink and look around)

Jonny 2x4: Plank?

Plank: Jonny. Ah, finally I can speak. You how much of a burden it has been not being able to say what was on mind? Feels good to stretch out my mouth joints. My face has been constrained in that smile for over 20 years. And what I would've given to be able to blink. (to Don) Thank you for using the rat talisman. (he then notices everyone staring at him with astonished, frightened, nonplussed, and incredulous expressions) What? What are you staring at? Do I have something on my face?

Herry: Someone please catch me. (collapses on the ground, landing on Odie's foot, much to his pain)

Dick Daring: Ooo, is this the part of the movie where the heroes faint from shock, cause I'm all over it. (faints)

Jonesy: I have no words to describe this.

Rolf: (screaming) The wood has been possessed. We must destroy it. (pulls out a torch, before it is doused in water. He's then flick on the head by Uncle, who is holding a bucket) Ow!

Uncle: Wood not possessed; wood brought to life by rat talisman. One more thing… (flicks Don on the head) You should not be messing with the talismans when there are demons out and about.

Tohru: Sensei is right. We need to focus our efforts on stopping these demons.

Don: Alright, let's do it. And since we're already on the Western half of what used to be North America, we should go after Tchang Zu, the Thunder Demon. After all, this is his territory.

Theresa: Where is he?

Tchang Zu: Right above you. (at that moment, Tchang Zu lifted the entire roof off the building the teams, Don, Jackie, Jade, Uncle, & Tohru were located in)

Jade: Oh boy.

Tchang Zu: Time to show you that lightning can indeed strike twice. (channels his powers of lightning and strikes at the teams, causing them to jump out of the way)

Jackie: We have to get out of here. We're too confined.

Jay: Come on. (everyone quickly exits the shop and proceeds to face down Tchang Zu)

Agent K: Well, this is quite the predicament.

Jonny 2x4: (frightened) I'm gonna wet my pants.

Rolf: (whispering to Jonny 2x4) Stay still, as it can smell fear.

Tchang Zu: While I shall relish your demise, I must thank you for eliminating Shendu. He always desired the Earthly realm from himself. With him gone, we are all the more powerful.

Herry: Is that good or bad?

Bobby: I'm going with very, very bad.

Hanzo: I would agree with that statement.

Tchang Zu: Now, prepare to suffer the ultimate demise. (channels another blast of lightning, which descends upon the teams, which almost fries them)

Jonesy: Okay, how is this a fair fight? (continues avoiding blasts from Tchang Zu)

Herry then launches himself up towards Tchang Zu, and punches him across the face, causing him to stumble back a bit.

Tchang Zu: A lucky shot. My turn. (shoots down another bolt of lightning, which Herry barely avoids)

Herry: Whoa, this dude is tough.

Dick Daring: Use the talismans. (activates the monkey talisman, which hits Tchang Zu, turning him into a kitten)

Agent K: Aw, who's a cute little kitty?

Don: Yeah, not that kitty. Definitely not that kitty. (Cat Zu channels lightning from his paws and launches it at the teams, which nearly gets them toasted. In the ensuing chaos, Agent K drops the monkey talisman, which lands near Cat Zu. He steps on it, and turns himself back into his true form)

Tchang Zu: Prepare to feel the wrath of my true power! (channels an extremely large ball of lightning. This causes everyone's eyes to go wide with fear) I shall scorch this city to the ground while the sound of thunder resonates.

Jonesy: This guy is terrifying, by his lines are impeccable.

Dick Daring: He's a natural Olivier.

The lightning orb descends upon the group, but they dodge it, causing it to destroy a building, where we see a family enjoying dinner. Or at least they were enjoying dinner. Now they have shocked expressions on their faces upon seeing what has just transpired.

Jackie: (sheepishly chuckles) Uh, housekeeping?

However, what they didn't notice was what appeared to be a Monkey Puppet was launched into the air by that blast of lightning. It then descended and landed in Jonny 2x4's hand.

Jonny 2x4: Huh? What's this?

Plank: (gasps) A Monkey King.

Jonny 2x4: What?

Plank: A notorious prankster, show-off, and overall maker of mayhem, who dubs himself the King of Comedy. (Jonny 2x4 then turns him around and sees an inscription on the back)

Jonny 2x4: "To free me of glitches, and put you in stitches, this merry ape begs, pull my leg." (shrugs) Okay.

Plank: Wait, no! (he stops Jonny 2x4 and knocks him out of the way)

He himself them pulls the Monkey King puppet's leg with his mouth, causing the Monkey King puppet's eyes to glow red, and what appears to be snickering coming from the creature. An orange light and a pink smoke surrounds Plank and the Monkey King puppet, causing everyone to stop what they're doing. Just then, something comes out of the aura, revealing itself to be the Monkey King, now flesh and fur.

Monkey King: The Monkey King is back! And he's ready… (momentarily runs off screen before coming back on dressed like Elvis Presley) For his big comeback. (strums the guitar while impersonating Elvis) Thank you very much.

Jude: Uh, is anyone else seeing this? (Monkey lands right next to him)

Monkey King: Greetings kiddies. The Monkey King is in the house. Sorry, no autographs. (sees Genji) Nice cyborg. (to Hanzo) Is he housetrained? (he does a couple backflips before a pink smoke surrounds him, and we see he's now wearing the same outfit the Terminator wore in the first film; speaking with an Austrian accent) I'll be back. (he then backflips into a hot rod, which he speeds towards the teams, causing them to dive out of the way, which results in him crashing into Tchang Zu's leg. We see him exit the car, now dressed like a 50's greaser) Bummer, dude. And I just got it waxed.

Jonny 2x4: What have you done with my pal?

Monkey King: Your pal pulled the old leg-o yank-o, and now he's become a proud graduate of Marionette U.

Unknown Individual: Think again, chimp. (the Monkey King is then picked up and thrown off to the side, but manages to regain his footing)

When he looks up, he sees a large, muscular African American male with a bald head, a black tank top, grey shorts, light brown socks with a wood-like design, and black shoes with white trimmings. Jonny 2x4 can't believe his eyes.

Jonny 2x4: Plank?

Plank: Hey Jonny. (everyone becomes surprised once more)

Monkey King: Wait a minute! How is this possible? You pulled my leg. Why aren't you in Dollsville?

Plank: I was already made of wood. Which means, like you, I'm now flesh.

Monkey King: Well, that's kind of a rip-off.

Tchang Zu: Enough of this. You shall be reduced to the ashes from which you spawned from. (continues his attempt at scorching the teams to smithereens)

Monkey King: (upon seeing all the chaos unfolding around him) As much as I love this, I'd better not get stuck in the middle of this affair. As the mandrake of mirth, the madcap of monkeys… (to Plank) Doesn't confuse me with that other king, Kong. I have a long list of pranks to pull. Ta-ta. (he then begins cartwheeling away. Jonny 2x4's about to go after him when Plank stops)

Plank: We'll worry about him later. Besides, I wanna test out the talismans. (takes the rabbit talisman from Jude) Sorry, I'll bring it back, thank you. (begins speeding across Tchang Zu, causing him to try and swat the insolent pest that's running all over him)

However, this doesn't faze him much, and he continues his attempts on trying to eliminate the heroes. One of his bolts comes dangerously close to wiping Jen & Jonesy off the face of the Earth.

Jonesy: My life just flashed before my eyes. (remembering something from his past) Jen, I owe you an apology.

Jen: You also owe me 40 dollars. Now come on, we gotta battle to win. (they continue avoiding Tchang Zu's projectiles)

Soon, the teams are done playing offense, and begin playing defense, using their talismans on Tchang Zu. Jay manages to lift up several items and launch them at Tchang Zu; Bobby & Ronnie Anne use their strength to knock Tchang Zu back; and Dakota uses his laser vision to disorient Tchang Zu for as long as he can. Archie & Atlanta (Yang) in particular are getting ready to fight.

Archie (Yang): This is going to be fun.

Archie (Ying): Wait, we can't fight. We don't have talismans.

Atlanta (Yang): Quit being such a crybaby and grow a spine, dork. (speeds towards Tchang Zu and fires his laser while Archie (Yang) uses his Hephaestus Whip to get to a better location to inflict more damage)

Archie & Atlanta (Ying) apologize every time they hit Tchang Zu. We then cut to Uncle, Ingrid, & Odie managing to slip away from the battle and begin preparing the chi spell.

Uncle: One more thing, powder of Komodo dragon tooth. One more thing, pitcher of tortoise shell. (Bobby gets launched back by Tchang Zu, landing near Uncle, Ingrid, & Odie's location)

Odie: Think we could pick up the pace a bit.

Ingrid: (finishes preparing the chi spell) Got it. Now all we need are castanets, the symbol of the immortal who originally banished Tchang Zu. (outstretches her hand to Odie)

Odie: (confused) What?

Ingrid: The castanets, Odie. We need the castanets to banish Tchang Zu.

Odie: (gulps) I thought you had them. (Ingrid's face blanches upon hearing this)

Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh! Where are we supposed to find castanets in Demon World?!

Bobby: (turns towards them upon hearing this) Castanets? (everyone looks at him) I mean I prefer maracas, but they don't fit in my pockets. (pulls two castanets out of his pockets)

Odie: That'll work. Bobby, begin playing the castanets.

Bobby: On it.

Uncle, Ingrid, & Odie: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. (while chanting, a green aura surrounds Bobby's castanets. Bobby begins playing them, which gains Tchang Zu's attention)

Tchang Zu brushes off all the unwanted pests and charges up his fists. He roars as he approaches Bobby. Bobby, though worried, stands his ground and continues playing the castanets. Just as Tchang Zu's about to zap Bobby, a green beam launches towards Tchang Zu, which hits him. A portal then opens up and he's flung into it.

Tchang Zu: NOOOOOOO! (Tchang Zu is banished to the Nether Realm, and once he's inside, the portal closes)

Bobby: Olé. (Bobby plays the castanets once more in celebration)

Everyone breathes sighs of relief or collapse from exhaustion.

Dakota: Man. That was brutal.

Cavendish: If we're ever to defeat all these monsters, we're going to need more than just talismans.

Herry: Plus, we have to deal with evil Nikki, that British guy with the bronze tongue, and now, a monkey creature with a love for mischief.

Jonny 2x4: On the plus side, we've just gained a new ally. (points at Plank, who looks triumphant)

Plank: Thanks Jonny. But Herry's right. We still have to be wary of the human villains and the Monkey King. (they then hear running water and see something from one of the buildings) Case in point.

The Monkey King comes out of what used to be a laundromat, which has been filled up with water, atop of a miniature cruise ship.

Monkey King: I'm king of the world. (he looks ahead and mock screams) Ah, glacier. (the ship hits a hydrant and crashes. However, he lands on his feet. The others run towards him and surround him)

Archie (Yang): Okay, clown. You're toast.

Atlanta (Yang): Time to show you what we're made of. (speeds towards him, but he trips her up, causing her & Atlanta (Ying) to fall face first into a wall. The Monkey King laughs at his own antics)

Archie (Ying): Oh, you are very mean.

Hanzo: And that's not funny.

Monkey King: (stops laughing upon hearing this) I don't amuse you? Not funny? Not funny?! I'm the Grand Poobah of Ha-Ha. (sees the sheep talisman in Jen's hand) Maybe this will put a smile on your faces. (uses his staff to knock the sheep talisman out of Jen's hand, launching it into the air) Baa, baa, black sheep, have ye any wool. Yes sir, yes sir! Two bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, both of whom live in a house down the lane. (he catches the talisman and, while doing a backflip in mid-air, activates the talisman, which ends up hitting Jen & Jonesy)

While looking themselves over, Jen & Jonesy appear to have suffered no damage. Or so they think.

Jonesy: Pfft. That didn't even hurt. (runs towards the Monkey King)

Jen: Jonesy, wait!

Jonesy gets a running start and prepares to kick the Monkey King, but he ends up going right through him, much to his confusion and the Monkey King's amusement. Jen then looks to her right and sees her & Jonesy's bodies lying motionless on the ground. He eyes widen and see realizes what happened.

Jen: Jonesy, get back here. We have to get back into our bodies.

Monkey King: Not so fast. There's an old family recipe that'll seal your fate. (pulls out a bag of ingredients which he places in a bowl and quickly stirs up. He then adds some pepper and tastes it) Mmm. Soup's on! (everyone looks annoyed at the Monkey King's trick) Oh, one more thing. (throws a vial at Jonesy & Jen's bodies, which splatters liquid all over them, which seeps into their bodies. When Jen & Jonesy try to re-enter their bodies, they're unable to do so)

Uncle: (gasps upon seeing this) The Monkey King has applied a finishing spell so that they cannot return to their bodies. (the Monkey King places a graduation hat on Uncle's head)

Monkey King: Clever little monkey, ain't ya?

Plank: You have about no seconds to turn them back before I- (he gasps upon seeing the Shadowkhan appear behind the Monkey King. He then begins backing away while the Monkey King remains oblivious)

Monkey King: What? What is it? (his face falls upon realizing) There's something right behind me, isn't there? (he turns around to see the Shadowkhan, ready to fight him. He then jumps into the air, and when he comes down, he's now wearing ninja garb) I'm surrounded. I must use the ancient fighting style of… (pulls out several weapons and ammunition) BLOW 'EM UP REAL GOOD! (the Shadowkhan look slightly scared) Now you have to ask yourselves one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well… do ya, punk?

Nikki (Yang): Stop. (the Monkey King appears confused before the Shadowkhan step aside to let Nikki (Yang) & Valmont pass) We've seen all that we needed to see.

Valmont: Greetings, Mr. King.

Monkey King: Mr. King was my father. Call me… (puts the weaponry away and turns back into his normal outfit) your majesty. Or, if you wish to be informal, the Monkey King. (sees Nikki (Yang)) Hey, you look just like her. (points at Nikki (Ying)) By any chance were you two-part of an experiment where you two were separated at birth and didn't meet each until recently. Cause if so, even I'm not laughing at that. That's horrible.

Nikki (Yang): We have a proposition for you. You assist us, and we give you a great many rewards.

Monkey King: Rewards? (ponders this for a moment) Explain yourselves.

Valmont: We'll give you a bountiful array of wealth and riches, the likes of which you've never seen.

Monkey King: Sorry. But I'm all about the comedy, not the money. (Valmont raises an eyebrow in curiosity)

Nikki (Yang): Well in that case, how about a built-in audience. One that will laugh nonstop at your comedy show. And if any should resist, you can do with them what you please, including making them apart of your act. So what do you say?

Monkey King: (thinks about it for a moment before outstretching his hand) You got yourselves a deal. (Nikki (Yang) is about to shake his hand when Valmont stops her)

Valmont: Hold on. (to the Monkey King) Nice try.

Monkey King: (chuckles to himself before holding up his palm, revealing a joy buzzer) Can't blame a guy for trying.

Valmont: Oh, and thank you for the sheep. (sees the teams advancing) Ta-ta. Nikki.

Nikki snaps her fingers, signifying the Shadowkhan to take her, Valmont, and the Monkey King through the shadows. Just before the portals close, Herry manages to jump through one.

Odie: Herry!

Theresa: No. Jay, we gotta help him.

Jay: How? We don't know where they are and we're practically on the verge of a coma after our last battle.

Don: Jay's right. We need to recuperate and think of a game plan for taking on the rest of the Demon Sorcerers. We'll figure out how to help Herry once we come up with a plan. But we need to get out here. A battle like this is going to stir a lot of attention.

Jackie: Come on. Let's get back to Uncle's shop. (they turn around and remember the entire roof has been torn off the place)

Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh! My shop is in shambles!

Jade: Maybe we should find another location.

Jen: Hello, what about us?

Jonesy: Jen, you do know that they can't see or hear us, right?

Jen: But they can't just leave us. We'd be sitting ducks.

Jonesy: So how do you suggest we warn them?

Ingrid: (noticing Jen & Jonesy's bodies still on the ground) Oh right. Ronnie Anne, could you get those two? (points at Jonesy & Jen)

Ronnie Anne: Oh, right. Thanks for the reminder. (proceeds to grab Jen & Jonesy's bodies)

Jen: (wiping her brow) Thank goodness. (the teams begin heading through alleyways, trying to avoid detection)

Agent K: So what do we do now? I mean, we barely survived the previous encounter with a Demon. How do you expect us to battle the rest?

Don: Well, like Cavendish stated, we may need more than just talismans to take down the Demon Sorcerers. But for now, we need to find a way to return Jen & Jonesy to their bodies.

Jonesy: And hurry up! I have to go really bad.

Jen: Eww. Gross.

We then see Uncle in a meditative position while holding his blowfish and salamander. A green circle was drawn on the ground, which featured Uncle at the top, Jonesy & Jen's bodies at the bottom, and several items on the sides, including a pair of fuzzy dice, a potted plant, a conch shell, an apple, an antique phone, a plunger, and a baseball.

Uncle: Returning astral forms to your bodies will be very complicated.

Dick Daring: What's so complex about an apple, a baseball, and a toilet plunger. (Uncle flicks him on the head) Ow!

Uncle: Silence! Uncle must focus. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.

While chanting, the objects on the green circle begin to glow green and levitate off the ground. Uncle then joins his salamander and blowfish together, resulting in a blinding green flash, causing everyone (including Jen & Jonesy) to shield their eyes. Once the flash is gone, Jen & Jonesy's astral forms converge into a blue energy ball, which splits into two smaller energy balls and enter Jen & Jonesy's bodies. Everyone waits in anticipation until Jen & Jonesy begin to stir.

Uncle: (astonished) It worked?

Jen: (shakes her head) Man, that was rough. Now I know how Nikki feels. (sees Nikki) Speaking of which… (suddenly runs over and kisses Nikki, much to everyone's shock)

Nikki: (pushing Jen away) What the- Jen?! What's come over you?! (Jen laughs) What's so funny?

Jen: (composing herself) You think I'm Jen? Please Nikki, that has to be one of your worst jokes. Also, when did you get taller? (everyone looks perplexed by Jen's strange behavior)

Nikki: Jen, are you feeling alright?

Jen: Okay, it was funny the first time, now it's kind of getting annoying. It's me, Nikki. Jonesy. Your boyfriend. (everyone looks more confused than before. That's when they notice Jonesy beginning to stir and standing himself upright)

Jonesy: Oh, my head. (he stops upon hearing himself) What's wrong with my voice?

Jen: (turns to face Jonesy and blanches upon seeing him) Why are there two of me? (Jonesy turns around and he turns as pale as a ghost)

Jonesy & Jen look down at themselves and scream in fear. Everyone soon puts the pieces together upon seeing their reactions: they've swapped bodies. Everyone looks towards Uncle.

Uncle: I told you spell complicated.

Jude: Old dude, I think you messed up the spell. Can't you turn them back? (that's when they hear wings flapping and look up towards the sky)

They see what appears to be a gray, impish bat/gremlin-like demon with a lizard-like tail. This was Hsi Wu, the Sky Demon.

Uncle: No time. Hsi Wu, the Sky Demon is trying to find our location. Quickly, we must hide.

Hanzo: This way. (directs them all into a building, out of sight from the Sky Demon)

While they're all recuperating, they try to figure out what their next move will be.

Archie (Yang): Well, this is great. Stuck in a dirty old shack.

Atlanta (Yang): With over a million problems.

Don: Hey clam down. It's not that bad.

Theresa: Oh really, because the way I see it, it's really bad. We still have to fight six Demon Sorcerers, defeat evil Nikki, Valmont, and the Monkey King, turn Nikki, Archie, & Atlanta back to normal, return Jen & Jonesy to their proper bodies, and we have to save Herry.

Monkey King: (knocks at the door) Special delivery. (a large Jack-in-the-Box enters with the crank turning. When it stops, Herry pops out of the box dressed like a clown attached to a spring mechanism)

Herry: Nobody… say… a word. (Jen (Jonesy) snickers at this)

Jen (Jonesy): Well that's one problem solved. (Uncle flicks her (him) on the head) Ow!

Uncle: He is not important; Saving the world is.

Jonesy (Jen): Hey careful, that's my body your harming. (Uncle flicks him (her) on the head) Ow!

Uncle: There. Now you're even.

Genji: (looking around at their current location) Hmmm. Interesting. (opens up some crates and discovers some items of interest) Hey everyone, look at this. (everyone peers inside the crates, and discovers several unique items)

Jade: Whoa. What are these things?

Hanzo: I don't know. (launches his Sonic Arrow, which allows him to see that which is unseen) But they contain magic.

Dakota: Maybe this is where the Demons stored all magical artifacts when they took over.

Cavendish: This may be the advantage we need in defeating these Demon Beasts.

Upon opening the crates, the find several items that could aid them in battle.

Don: Alright. We don't have much time. So let's speed run these magic items ASAP.

Jonesy (Jen): Is there anything that can change us back? (Uncle flicks him (her) on the head) Ow!

Uncle: The only thing that can change you back is the sheep talisman, and that is in possession of the human villains, and we cannot worry about them because we have bigger fish to fry.

Don: Indeed. Let's see. (pulls out a dark blue and gold armor from one of the crates) Hmmm. Interesting.

Uncle: Hot cha! The Armor of the Eight Immortals. One of the only existing relics from there time. This armor grants user the user flight, agility, strength, and endurance.

Bobby: Well even if we wanted that, we'd be too big to wear it.

Ronnie Anne: Plus we already got the strength. (flexes her muscles)

Plank: I'll take it. I gotta have something to protect myself with against those guys. (takes the armor)

Jade: (opens a crate, which houses a scroll) Oh Jackie. Look what I found. (shows him the scroll)

Jackie: The Scroll of Hung Chao? But I thought it was destroyed?

Jade: Hello? Different timeline, different outcome. The Scroll wasn't destroyed, it was stored here.

Hanzo: (looking at the scroll) I've heard of such an item, but I had always assumed it was just a myth. It's said to contain extraordinary properties. (Ford takes the scroll and looks through it)

Ford: This seems like it could be useful. If translated.

Genji: I believe I may be of service in that department.

Stan: Works for me.

Atlanta (Yang): (pulls out a container of face cream) What is this? Makeup?

Atlanta (Ying): Looks pretty hydrating. I could use it on my pores.

Atlanta (Yang): We're not doing makeovers. That's idiotic and huge waste of time. (throws it away, causing it land in Theresa's hands. Unfortunately, Theresa's hands get covered in the cream when it falls upside down)

Theresa: Really?

Atlanta (Ying): Whoops. Sorry. (Theresa looks a little annoyed, until she leans against some of the crates, causing her hand to go straight through)

Theresa: What the? (places both her hands through the crate, which go through as if they were ghostly) This makeup is magic. (proceeds to cover her body with it. She then proceeds to phase through a wall seamlessly)

Archie (Yang): Whoa. Never thought makeup could come in handy in these types of situations.

Theresa: (popping her head through the wall) Then you've never seen Mulan. (comes through the wall and gives the makeup to Jay) Here. You may come to need it.

Jay: Guess so. (applies it to his body as well)

Agent K: I wouldn't mind using it. After all, it could come in handy when trying to escape an enemy's hideout.

Dick Daring: And in case I mess up on a stunt, and I can phase through and save myself from injury. (he & K apply the makeup to their bodies)

Jade: (finds a pink powder) Hey, I remember this powder. It's the- Whoa! (accidentally trips, causing the powder to spray onto Ingrid & Odie) Duplication powder.

Odie: Come again. (he & Ingrid then begin twitching and a blue energy envelops them. Then suddenly, they duplicate. Upon seeing their duplicates, they're easily startled)

Ingrid #1 & Ingrid #2: Whoa. Freaky. (covers their mouths upon realizing they said the same thing) Jinx. (they laugh at this)

Odie #1: Hopefully we don't multiply too much.

Don: Actually, this could be a good thing. I mean, you two and Uncle are the only ones with the ability to cast the spells, and since you can't be in two places at once…

Odie #2: (catching on) Oh, now I get it. Clever.

Herry: (finds a vial containing a green liquid) Hey, I wonder what this does. (pours it on his head. However, it appears as though it doesn't do anything) Must've been nothing. (just then, an orange aura surrounds him, causing him to suddenly grow two feet in height) Never mind.

Fillmore: (upon seeing Herry's growth spurt) We'd better hurry things up before Herry outgrows the entire room.

Odie #1: Right. I'll get the Shadow Realm vial.

Don: Actually, I have a much safer approach. (pulls out a portal gun and opens several portals)

Cavendish: Exceptional device. What it is?

Don: A portal gun. I got it from Chell. In return, I told her she'd be invited to participate in the next season. Now, the 1st portal will take you to what used to be Japan, where the Mountain Demon, Po Kong, resides; the 2nd portal will take you to what used to be Mexico, which houses the Wind Demon, Xiao Fung; the 3rd portal will send you to what used to be Brazil, home of the Water Demon, Bai Tza; the 4th portal will send you to what used to be New York, and overlooking his subjects is Hsi Wu, the Wind Demon; the 5th portal will send you to what used to be Spain, where the Earth Demon, Dai Gui, rules over his subordinates; and lastly, the 6th portal will send you to what used to be Zimbabwe, where Tso Lan, the Moon Demon, takes up residence. Two teams per each portal, plus one extra. Also, we'll need a few Ingrids and Odies to ensure that we can cast the banishment spells. Any questions?

Jude: Yeah. Jonesy, Jen, Nikki, & I didn't get any special magical items.

Nikki: No thanks. I've already had enough magic to handle. My dark side split from me and became the queen of shadow ninjas. Sorry, but that's a little for the brain to handle.

Jonesy (Jen): Plus, Jonesy & I switched bodies. Which, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't a happy subject matter.

Jen (Jonesy): No kidding. This is a whole new level of creepy.

Jonesy (Jen): Plus, he smells like he hasn't bathed in three weeks.

Jen (Jonesy): Oh come on, don't exaggerate. It's only been three days.

Jonesy (Jen): Gross!

Nikki: Eww.

Jude: (chuckles) Nice one, dude.

Uncle: Worry about hygiene later. We must defeat demons now!

Don: Uncle's right. Let's move.

Jade: Yeah, let's- (Jackie then pulls Jade back before she enters one of the portals)

Jackie: It's too dangerous, Jade. Wait here.

Jade: Oh, but Jackie…

Jackie: Jade, I could never forgive myself if something happened to you. Please, stay here.

Jade: Okay

Soon, the teams begin entering the portals. The Complete Opposites, Safety Patrollers, and Tohru enter the 1st portal; the Married Parents, Jude, Jen (Jonesy), Ingrid & Odie #2, and Uncle enter the 2nd portal; the Ninjas, Brothers, and Ingrid & Odie #3, and Jackie enter the 3rd portal; the Warriors, Time Travelers, and Ingrid & Odie #4 enter the 4th portal; the Weirdos, Brother & Sister, Ingrid & Odie #5, and Plank enter the 5th portal; and the Daters, Nikki, Jonesy (Jen), Ingrid & Odie #6, and Don enter the 6th portal, leaving Jade in the warehouse.

Jade: I can't believe this. Stuck here while they're off risking their lives to save the world. (she then slumps against some crates. However, what she doesn't know is that a group of Shadowkhan appear behind her) Then again, that shouldn't stop me from- (the Shadowkhan then grab her and she's dragged into the shadows to an unknown location)

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Scene switches to what used to be Japan where we see the Fillmore, Tohru, and Ingrid & Odie #1 exit the portal. They soon find themselves in a salt mine where they see, in the middle of it all, Po Kong, the Mountain Demon, feasting on large amounts of giant, slimy slugs, which her subjects are forced to prepare for her. Her resemblance is that of a green-skinned gargantuan monster with stubby arms and legs. She has big, red lips, long eyelashes, no nose, and dark hair tied in a bun. She also has a bulbous, morbidly obese build and numerous rock fragments located around her body. Upon seeing her, the contestants immediately become frightened by her appearance.

Ingrid #1: Well there's something you don't see every day.

Odie #1: Uh, does anyone have any ideas about how to beat that behemoth? Fillmore?

Fillmore: You're asking me? Sorry man, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Odie #1: Good, I thought I was the only one.

Tohru: So what do we do?

Herry: (off screen) Hey, ugly… (Po Kong turns around to face her attacker. The others turn to see Herry has grown to her size, ready to take her head on)

Po Kong: Hmmm, a main course. (licks her lips upon seeing Herry) I was hoping for a large slab of meat.

Herry: Sorry, fresh out. But I can interest you in a knuckle sandwich. (yells as he punches Po Kong in the face, causing her to topple over)

Odie #1: Well, while Herry's busy dealing with her, let's prepare the spell. (he & Ingrid #1 begin preparing the spell, with Tohru helping them)

Po Kong: (standing back up and facing down Herry) I hate it when the meat is too tough to chew. Let me soften you up.

She & Herry begin brawling. She throws a left jab; he throws a right hook. He gives her a kick to the stomach; she gives him a headbutt to face. It's neck 'n' neck and… oh, and Po Kong puts Herry in a choke hold and gives a noogie like no other. But wait, Herry's gearing up, and gives her the ol' double-header ram horn. I haven't seen a move like that since '76. What a match this has been.

We cut to Ingrid & Odie #1 finishing the spell.

Odie #1: Alright, now all we need is a drum, the symbol of the immortal who banished Po Kong.

Fillmore: You mean like that one? (points towards a dagu drum near the top of the ridge)

Ingrid #1: Fillmore, you'll never make it up there in time.

Fillmore: Maybe not by runnin'. (to Tohru) Tohru, give me a boost. (Tohru, understanding, picks him up and throws him towards the dagu drum. To keep things dramatic, Fillmore barely makes it, but manages to pull himself up. He waves towards the others, who begin the spell)

Ingrid & Odie #1: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. (Ingrid #1 drops a parchment with Chinese writing onto a circle of spices and herbs, which turns into a green fire upon contact) Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. (a green beam shoots up towards the dagu)

Odie #1: Fillmore! You need to strike the drum three times!

Fillmore proceeds to grab the two sticks and begins banging on the drum. Once he's struck the drum three times, a portal appears, much to Po Kong's fear. Herry smiles upon seeing this.

Herry: Hasta la vista, ugly. (proceeds to jump kick her into the portal)

Po Kong: NOOOOOO! (she's banished to the Nether Realm and the portal closes once the last remnant of her has been exorcised from this world)

Herry: She won't be back.

Odie #1: Yes!

Fillmore: We did it.

Tohru: Japan and Northern Asia have been freed.

Herry: Yep. All in a day's work. Now, who knows how to turn me back to normal? (everyone stops cheering and look away awkwardly)

Odie #1: Um, let's put a pin in that.

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Scene switches to what used to be Mexico where we see a castle. Currently a wrestling match is being partaken in this domain, and overlooking the match is Xiao Fung, the Wind Demon. This creature resembles a large, lilac-skinned frog with a permanently puffed-up neck. He wears several pieces of dark blue clothing and has green bony armor covering his back and head, similar to an armadillo. He's clearly enjoying the brutality that's taking place between the two warriors, one of whom is wearing a luchador mask. He's also being fanned with a giant leaf by one of his servants, a young boy named with dark hair and tan skin.

Xiao Fung: No mercy, gladiators. Battle to the finish. (at that moment, a portal opens, and we see Agent K, Dick Daring, Jude, Jen (Jonesy), Ingrid & Odie #2, and Uncle falling out of it) What is the meaning of this? (upon seeing Uncle) You. (jumps into the middle of the stage and stares down our group) You shall feel the wrath of the Wind Demon.

Dick Daring: (snickers) As in, "Breaking wind?"

Xiao Fung: As in breaking bones. (breathes in large amounts of wind and blows it back towards our group, causing them to be blown very far, forcing them to get behind solid objects or hold on to things that are bolted down)

Jude: This doesn't look good, dudes.

Uncle: (begins flying off the ground) Aiiee-yaaaahh! (he's also blown out of the castle when the male in the luchador mask grabs him and pulls him in) Thank you, wrestler.

El Toro Fuerte: You can depend on El Toro Fuerte.

Paco: He is the greatest wrestler of all time. (Xiao Fung begins moving closer, his bluster increasing the closer he gets towards his prey)

Odie #2: We need time to prepare the spell.

Uncle: The spell cannot work if the demon is out of range.

Agent K: (thinks for a moment until she snaps her fingers, signifying she's come up with a plan) I've got it. (quickly proceeds to grab the rabbit talisman from Jen (Jonesy))

Jen (Jonesy): Whatever you're doing, do it fast.

Agent K: I'm not doing anything. (to Dick Daring) It's up to you, honey. (gives him the rabbit talisman) Don't let us down.

Dick Daring: (nodding) Copy that. (begins running at incredible speeds using the talisman, before jumping high into the air) Look out below! (manages to land on top of Xiao Fung, and begins riding him like a bucking bronco) Ye-Ha!

Xiao Fung: Get off me, whelp. I shall see to it that you'll be buried alongside the ashes of your allies.

Dick Daring: Like that'll happen. (he's then flung off and lands in front of Xiao Fung, who gets up on his hind legs and comes down on Dick) Ah nuts. (Xiao Fung creates a dust cloud after landing on Dick. But when the dust settles, it's revealed that he survived thanks to the magic makeup) I'm alive. Oh right, makeup.

He proceeds to get out of the way, while K begins grappling from one side of the castle to the next, drawing Xiao Fung's attention, allowing for Ingrid & Odie #2 and Uncle to complete the chi spell.

Odie #2: Finished. Now all we need is the symbol of the immortal who banished Xiao Fung: a fan. (points at Paco's giant leaf)

El Toro Fuerte: Hurry, Paco. We haven't a moment to lose.

Paco: On it, El Toro. (begins fanning the leaf as Uncle and Ingrid & Odie #2 recite the chant)

Uncle, Ingrid #2, Odie #2: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. (soon, green energy surrounds the leaf)

Upon seeing this, Xiao Fung gives up his pursuit of Agent K, and attempts to blow everyone away. But then, the leaf shoots a green energy beam, which hits Xiao Fung. A portal opens up, sending Xiao Fung back to the Nether Realm, screaming all the way as he's sent back to damnation.

Wrestler #2: Finally, we can take these stupid masks off. (removes his mask)

El Toro Fuerte: El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask.

Odie #2: Good, because we need your help in taking down some bad adversaries.

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Scene switches to what used to be Brazil where we see Bai Tza, the Water Demon, idly watching her subjects as they divert all water to her domain, while they receive nothing. From afar, a group of individuals are watching this enslavement from afar. All of them were males who appeared as though they escaped from this camp not that long ago. One of them was of Irish descent with pale, greyish skin and red hair; one was slightly taller than the first man with short, spiky black hair, greyish-green skin, and a bandage over his nose; another one was a Chinese male who was the shortest amongst the quartet, with spiky, black hair and big orange sunglasses; and the last one was the tallest and most muscular of the quartet, with spiky, red hair and a thin mustache and beard. A portal then appears behind them, and we see the Ninjas, Brothers, Ingrid & Odie #3, and Jackie stepping out of the portal. The quartet raise their fists in defense.

Unknown Individual #4: Identify yourselves, magicians.

Jackie: (recognizing the quartet; to the 4th individual) Hak Foo? (to the 1st individual) Finn? (to the 2nd individual) Ratso? (to the 3rd individual) Chow?

Ratso: Whoa, he knows who we are.

Finn: Freaky.

Hanzo: We mean you no harm. We share a common enemy. With your assistance, we may be able to rid the world of these beasts once and for all.

The quartet look between each other, unsure what to do or if they can trust these people. Then, Hak Foo places down his fists, with the others following suit.

Hak Foo: In that case, proceed.

Hanzo: Thank you. (activates his Storm Arrow ability) Let's just scare her a bit. (launches several rapid-fire arrows at Bai Tza, who takes notice of this)

Bai Tza: What is the meaning of this? (we're soon given a full view of Bai Tza, who resembles a blue-skinned mermaid with a serpentine tail, fins located around her body, webbed-hands, and tentacles for hair, resembling the Greek Gorgons. She immediately spots the group as they appear from their hiding spot) The rebellion. Such a shame to waste such fine assets, but then again… (begins launching a torrent of water attacks towards our teams, forcing them to take cover)

Chow: Does anyone have a plan of attack?

Finn: I got a plan: attack. (they begin charging towards Bai Tza)

Hak Foo: Angry crow takes flight! (jumps high in the air and comes down onto her. However, thanks to her water-like properties, he just goes through her. He then begins doing a plethora of attacks, while calling out each and every command. However, his kicks and punches go right through her when she's in her liquid form, but he doesn't stop trying) Gorilla snaps frail twig! Flying dragon corkscrew! Horse tail swatting flies! Snake cuts grass! Mad monkey kung-fu! Octopus fists of fury! Shredding lion claws! Minnow wallops whale! Dragon sweeps its tail!

Stan: Is he making some of these up?

Odie #3: (looking through the kung-fu moves manual) Nope. There all here. There's also, "Grasshopper doing dog paddle" and "Spider doing hokey-pokey."

Hak Foo: Grasshopper doing dog paddle! Spider doing hokey-pokey! (soon, Bai Tza, due to having to change into her water form several times, becomes tired, causing her to solidify more and more)

Hanzo: He's weakened her. (paints a symbol from the Scroll of Hung Chao onto his hand, which glows, creating a ball of chi energy) Time to put this scroll to good use. (releases a chi blast, which hits Bai Tza, causing her to momentarily disintegrate)

Ford: Let's see what else this thing can do. (paints a symbol from the Scroll onto his hand, allowing him to create a small tornado, which sucks Bai Tza in, spinning her around)

Stan: You know, for an all-powerful demon, she seems fairly weak compared to the others. (then, Bai Tza breaks free of her restraints and begins summoning the water around her to form a giant tsunami)

Finn: You just had to jinx it, didn't you?

Chow: Uh oh.

Ratso: We're toast.

Hanzo: We'll see about that. (activates the dragon talisman, which he uses to balance out the water, turning it to steam) We need to keep her on our tails until Ingrid & Odie can complete the chi spell.

Jackie: I can do that. (Jackie leaps up into the air and kicks Bai Tza across the face)

Bai Tza: Chan, you impudent welp. I shall send you to your watery grave. (Bai Tza throws several water blasts at Jackie, all of which he manages to avoid. Then, she summons a geyser beneath Jackie's feet, launching him into the air)

Jackie: Whoa-oa-oa! (she then stops the geyser, causing him to fall) AHHHH! (he manages to grab onto a tree branch, and does a backflip to the ground, landing safely in one piece)

Ratso: No way he's human. (Hak Foo then proceeds to join in the fight)

Hak Foo: Elephant stomp! (it looks at though he's about to kick Bai Tza, but instead, he punches her, sending her flying backwards) Sorry, I meant to say, "Elephant fist."

Jackie: Nice one, Hak Foo.

Hak Foo: You as well, Chan. (they get into defensive positions as Bai Tza regains her bearings. Hanzo & Genji then join in as well, preparing to launch their projectiles)

Ingrid & Odie #3: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.

Bai Tza turns and sees Ingrid & Odie #3 chanting while holding the symbol of the immortal who originally banished Bai Tza: a gourd. Bai Tza begins slithering towards them, but the gourd begins glowing green, and strikes her with a blast of chi. A portal opens up, and she begins to get sucked into it. She tries holding onto the sides of the portal, but the force is too strong, and she's sent back to the Nether Realm, screaming all the way until the portal closes.

Ratso: Whoa. That was pretty cool.

Finn: Rock 'n' roll.

Chow: Sweet.

Hak Foo: (bows to the group) Thank you. You have stopped Bai Tza, and saved these people. We are forever in your debt.

Jackie: Uh, don't mention it.

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Scene switches to what used to be New York where we see a large tower in the center of a poor village. At the top of the tower, we see Hsi Wu is bathing whilst someone is in a cage suspended above his bathtub. The prisoner was a lithe, attractive, and very beautiful woman with long black hair worn in a side cortex, dark complexion, and brown eyes. Like previous individuals, she was wearing rags, signifying her enslavement. This was Viper, world famous ex-thief… at least, that's who she was in the original timeline.

Hsi Wu: What? No music while I bathe? Sing for me my little caged songbird.

Viper: (downtrodden) Tweet, tweet. (just then, the sound of clanging metal arises)

Hsi Wu: What was that? (sees the Warriors, Time Travelers, and Ingrid & Odie #4 have appeared in his domain) Intruders! Prepare to feel the wrath of the Sky Demon. (spreads his wings and begins flying all over)

Archie (Yang): Let's take this freak of nature down.

Dakota: I'm with ya on that. Let's do this.

Archie (Ying): Just don't hurt him too bad.

Archie (Yang) takes out his Hephaestus whip and grabs Hsi Wu by the ankle. The severely weighs down Hsi Wu, but he's still able to lift Archie (Ying & Yang) off the ground.

Archie (Ying): Ah! I hate heights!

Archie (Yang): Quit being such a baby and help me nail this beast. (swings his whip in several directions, which causes Hsi Wu to fly off course)

Dakota: I think I got a clear shot. (activates the pig talisman, which he uses in an attempt to fry the Sky Demon. However, Hsi Wu avoids getting hit, and manages to shake Archie (Ying & Yang) loose) Well that could've gone better. (to Ingrid & Odie #4) How's it lookin' over there?

Ingrid #4: We still need time to prepare the spell. Fortunately, we have everything we need. Bat wing dust, lotus oil, hummingbird saliva, root beer… (realizes what she said) Root beer?

Odie #4: Sorry, that's mine. What? I got thirsty. (Ingrid chuckles as this before continuing to mix the ingredients)

Cavendish: We'll buy you some time. (grabs the pig talisman and attempts to blast Hsi Wu, only for Hsi Wu to swoop down and knock Cavendish back. He then lands on top of the cage holding Viper)

Hsi Wu: Time to expose mankind's greatest weakness. (uses his claws to cut the chain suspending the cage above the ground, causing it to begin tumbling towards the edge)

The look on the cage breaks, and Viper tumbles out, hanging onto the door for dear life over the edge of the tower. She begins slipping, and becomes scared at the thought that this could be the end. Then, just as her grip loosens, Dakota catches her, just before she falls. Upon looking up at him, their eyes sparkle, as O-Town's, "All or Nothing", plays in the background. Just then, Hsi Wu begins descending upon them, and seeing this, Viper jumps out of Dakota's hand, and front kicks Hsi Wu in the face, sending him flying back. He's about to attack when a flute is heard.

Hsi Wu: (covering his ears) What? Who's playing the flute? I despise the flute.

We then see Ingrid #4 playing the flute while Odie #4 is chanting.

Odie #4: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.

Soon, green chi energy comes from the flute, which opens a portal. Hsi Wu tries to fly away, but is sucked in, screaming all the way down towards the Nether Realm.

Atlanta (Yang): Outta the park. Booyah!

Atlanta (Ying): I do hope he's alright. (Atlanta (Yang) rolls her eyes in annoyance)

Viper: Who are you people?

Odie #4: Let's just say were the people who're gonna save the world.

Cavendish: If you're interested, we could use all the help we can get.

Viper: Well, seeing as our he rescued me… (points at Dakota, who blushes) I guess I'm in your debt.

Ingrid #4: (holds out her hand) Welcome to the team. (Viper proceeds to shake hands, allying herself with the heroes to save the world)

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Scene switches to what used to be Spain where we see a fortress which houses Dai Gui, the Earth Demon. Dai Gui's appearance is a mix between a minotaur and a stone lion. Several servants are attending to him when a portal appears, and we see the Daters, Weirdos, Ingrid & Odie #5, and Plank stepping out of the portal.

Odie #5: (gulps) Well, that's a little bigger than I was expecting it to be.

Rolf: (calm) All Rolf sees is a teensy-weensy baby. (the camera shifts down Rolf's body to reveal that, although his upper body is calm, his knees are knocking like crazy)

Bobby: (hiding behind Ronnie Anne) Protect me. (Ronnie Anne clears her throat before pointing to her & Bobby's muscles) Oh right. (sheepishly gets out from behind Ronnie Anne)

Plank: (quickly grabs a staff, and swings it around, only for it to disintegrate to dust) Um, you may want to check for termites.

Dai Gui: I will crush your bones into a fine powder, and have you submerged into the Earth.

Bobby: (scared) Well, that's a pleasant thought.

Dai Gui then submerges himself into the Earth, leaving only his horns above ground. He begins pursuing group #5, who're forced out into the open.

Jonny 2x4: Land shark! (Dai Gui rises up from the ground, sending Jonny 2x4 flying into Plank's arms)

Plank: Got ya, old friend.

Dai Gui continues his pursuit from the underground, and Odie #5, who isn't fast enough to avoid his pursuit, grabs onto Dai Gui's horns, sending rubble into his face. Dai Gui resurfaces, and removes Odie #5 from his horns.

Dai Gui: You shall make a decent source of energy, grub.

Odie #5: No, no, no! Guys, do something!

Ronnie Anne: Odie! Hold on! (steps on the ground, causing numerous stalagmites to emerge, which end up hitting Dai Gui, causing him to let go of Odie, just before he entered Dai Gui's digestive track. Ronnie Anne then catches Odie before he hits the ground)

Odie #5: (upon touching on safe ground) Thanks. You saved my bacon. (Dai Gui roars and begins going after the group)

Ronnie Anne: We'll keep him busy. You and Ingrid work on the chi spell. (Ronnie Anne runs towards Dai Gui, who tries bashing her into the ground, but she manages to hold her own against his grip)

Bobby: Let's do this. (approaches Dai Gui. Ronnie Anne then begins losing her leverage against Dai Gui)

Dai Gui: Even with your muscles, you're nothing more than a strong mouse compared to a demon sorcerer. (Bobby then punches him in the face, sending him stumbling backwards)

Bobby: She's not the only one. (they nod and get in a fighting stance)

Dai Gui becomes stemmed, trying to hit them anyway he can. However, they always seem to be two steps ahead. We then see Jonny 2x4, Rolf, and Plank watching everything from a far distance.

Plank: They may be good, but sooner or later, he'll get them. They're going to need some extra muscle. (begins stepping forward, only for Jonny 2x4 to stop him)

Jonny 2x4: What are you doing, Plank?

Plank: Showing you just how much of a man this plank of wood truly is. (steps forward and begins putting on the Armor of the Eight Immortals)

No sooner does he put this on that Dai Gui manages a lucky hit, sending Bobby & Ronnie Anne flying. He begins approaching them, intent on finishing them off.

Dai Gui: Consider yourselves buried, humans.

Plank: I wouldn't do that if I were you. (Dai Gui turns to face him, and his expression turns to anger)

Dai Gui submerges himself and approaches Plank. When he's only a few feet in front of Plank, he emerges from the rock, and grabs a large boulder.

Dai Gui: Look what I found. (he smashes it down onto Plank, seemingly crushing him to death)

Jonny 2x4: No!

Dai Gui: Grub or flatworm? (he chuckles at this line) Huh? (he then notices something moving beneath the boulder. We discover it to be Plank, lifting the boulder all by himself)

Jonny 2x4: Plank?

Rolf: Rolf is amazed. How is it that the wood had these extraordinary abilities you neglected to mention, Jonny the Wood Boy?

Plank: Like Uncle said, the Armor of the Eight Immortals gives me strength, (throws the boulder away) durability, endurance, agility, and flight. (flies away, and does a super punch, launching Dai Gui back) Plus, it molds itself to fit your body type. (Dai Gui attempts to punch him out, but Plank doesn't even flinch) Didn't feel a thing. (grabs Dai Gui and sends him flying once more) But you did. (flies down to the ground and helps Bobby & Ronnie Anne to their feet) You guys alright?

Bobby: Yeah, thanks to you. (sees Dai Gui approaching) Time to take this bull by the horns. (realizes what she just said) Did I just say that?

Ronnie Anne: Yes, yes you did. But let's not worry about that now. (Dai Gui rises from the Earth, his eyes filled with fury towards Plank)

Dai Gui: I shall shell you of that armor.

Plank: You'll have to kill me first.

Dai Gui: Gladly. (the trio then begins battling Dai Gui, and it appears as though they have homefield advantage. Jonny 2x4 & Rolf then approach Ingrid & Odie #5)

Rolf: Is that voodoo witchcraft stuff ready?

Ingrid #5: Almost. All we need is a hair of ewe.

Jonny 2x4: Gee, I didn't realize Rolf's hair was so powerful.

Odie #5: Not "you", "ewe", as in a female sheep. (plucks a thread from his wool jacket, and wraps it around a flower) Shall we stop and smell the roses?

Ingrid #5: First, let's save the world. (although, she does give a quick sniff before she & Odie #5 begin chanting)

Ingrid & Odie #5: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.

Soon, a yellow beam emerges from the flower, which hits Dai Gui dead on.

Ronnie Anne: Here comes my favorite part. (Ronnie Anne mouths his screams as he's sent flying into a portal towards the Nether Realm)

Jonny 2x4: Gee Plank, that was amazing.

Plank: All in a day's work.

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Scene switches to what used to be Zimbabwe where we see a portal open up. We see the Daters, Nikki, Jonesy (Jen), Ingrid & Odie #5, and Don emerge from the portal, intent on battling Tso Lan, the Moon Demon. However, they don't see him anywhere.

Jonesy (Jen): Um, shouldn't there be a Demon Sorcerer we're supposed to face?

Nikki: Maybe he turned tail and ran when he heard about a group of demon hunters who were taking out his brethren.

Theresa: I don't think so. (sees a piece of fabric attached to a branch. She takes it off the branch and begins examining it) This just happened. He left here recently. (she gasps and has a vision, which reveals that Tso Lan is on his way towards the moon)

Tso Lan: (in Theresa's vision) Hmmm, could use a face-lift. (begins clouding the moon in dark purple ether)

Theresa: (breaking out of the vision) He's at the moon, and he's preparing something evil.

Don: (points up towards the sky) Up there? That one?

Theresa: (sarcastic) No, I mean one of Jupiter's moons. (normal voice) Yes, that one.

Don: Well in that case, let's get up there. But first. (takes out of suitcase and, upon putting in the combination… (3-6-6, his name in numerical form), a coat rack with spacesuits pops out. Once everyone suits up, Don opens a portal towards the moon. Don's the first to jump through) One small step for man, one giant leap for The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover. (soon the other members of group #6 follow him through)

Odie #6: Where on Earth do we find a Moon Demon on the moon? (Tso Lan then appears grabs him from behind and picks him up to his eye level)

Tso Lan: Behind you. (this allows for everyone to get a full glimpse of the Moon Demon, which seems to strike a resemblance towards insects)

He is shown to be four-armed with pincers at the sides of his mouth, light grey skin, and the front of his face is dark grey. He has a long ponytail and a long tongue that is always sticking out. He appears to be wearing a red and purple outfit reminiscent of a Chinese nobleman. Everyone is easily creeped out by his appearance.

Jonesy (Jen): Whoa. Now that's creepy.

Tso Lan: You dare interrupt me in my moment of triumph?

Odie #6: It's what we do. (Tso Lan throws Odie, but thanks to the lack of gravity on the moon, Odie's descent is slow)

Ingrid #6: What are you even up to, Tso Lan?

Tso Lan: Well, since you'll perish anyway, I might as well tell you. In case my demon brethren were to fall at the hands of mortal beings, I established a confidential plan of my own creation. I intend to seize control of the moon's gravity, and pull the ball from its orbit.

Jonesy (Jen): But that'll wreck all of Earth's ecosystems. (Nikki snickers at this) What?

Nikki: Sorry, it's hard to take you seriously when you sound like Jonesy. (Jonesy (Jen) glares daggers at her as Nikki continues snickering)

Tso Lan: The male is correct. And only then will Earth's landscape be to my liking.

Odie #6: He's going to destroy the entire planet.

Ingrid #6: Why did they let him out?!

Tso Lan: Enough. Prepare to meet your doom. Behold, my mastery over gravity. (using his powers, he lifts the group off the ground, much to their shock and bewilderment) And for you, things look very grave. (everyone looks fearful)

Theresa then uses her power of telepathy to launch several moon rocks at Tso Lan, which disorient long enough for him to break his concentration and release the teams.

Jay: (to Ingrid & Odie #6) Quick, prepare the chi spell. We'll hold him off.

The group begins trying to battle against Tso Lan, but they're having trouble due to the moon's gravity, or lack thereof. Plus, this is Tso Lan's element, so he has a critical advantage. Fortunately, Ingrid & Odie #6 complete the chi spell quickly.

Ingrid #6: Jelly of jellyfish, nose hair of possum. (Ingrid #6 dry heaves upon saying this before mixing it in with the other ingredients) Perfect. Now, where's the lotus pod.

Odie #6: I think it's in Theresa's suit.

Theresa: (landing next to them, she notices the lotus pod on her face) Yep. It's right here. (Theresa then runs towards Tso Lan, intent on hitting him, but he easily grabs him. Ingrid & Odie #6 begin chanting, which draws Tso Lan's attention)

Ingrid & Odie #6: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao.

Tso Lan: An incantation? (sees the lotus pod in Theresa's suit) The lotus pod. In order for it to hex me, you must remove your helmet. Which you cannot do. (Theresa manages to break free from his grip and does a backflip onto the moon's surface)

Theresa: I don't have to. (using the magic makeup provided to her, she removes her arm from her suit, and realizes the lotus pod from her hand, which sends several pink chi beams towards Tso Lan)

Tso Lan: NOOOOO! (all these beams hit Tso Lan at once. The dark ether disappears, and Tso Lan is sent flying through a portal back into limbo) So long, Tso Lan.

Don: (checks something on his suit) And it looks like every Demon Sorcerer has been vanquished. (everyone cheers)

Nikki: We did it! Ha, ha! Yes! (begins moonwalking on the moon, until she notices Jonesy (Jen)) Oh right, we still have to turn you and Jonesy back to normal, and put myself back together, and stop the Monkey King and that British dude.

Don: His name's Valmont, by the way. Just wanted you to know that.

Nikki: Thank you.

Don: Of course. Anyway, let's regroup, shall we? (he opens a portal and motions for the group to follow through)

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We cut to the portal opening in what used to be Spain where we see Don and group #6 picking up group #5. They do this with the rest of the groups; however they momentarily pause in order to turn Herry, Odie, & Ingrid back to normal. They enter through one last portal, ending up in what used to be Australia, in front of Ayers Rock. Don then opens one more portal, which features Chell on the other end. Don gives her the portal, as she nods in appreciation.

Don: Thanks for the assist. See you next season. (the portal closes, and Don turns to face their objective) There it is. Ayers Rock.

Theresa: What's so special about this place?

Atlanta (Yang): Yeah. It's just a dumb old rock formation. (Uncle flicks her on the head) OW!

Uncle: It is the location of the Book of Ages.

Don: Uncle is correct. Once we rewrite the rewritten timeline back to its original form, we'll be able to save the world.

Herry: Sounds like a plan.

Jonesy (Jen): I don't know. Something isn't right.

Agent K: Worry about that sick feeling later. Once we fix all this, everything will be alright. (they proceed towards Ayers Rock)

Upon entering, they discover it contains vast hallways lined with marble, much to their amazement. They go through several corridors before entering a large room containing several candles which surround an incredibly large book.

Uncle: Hot-cha! The Book of Ages.

Jackie: (sighs in relief) Soon, this will all be over.

Jay: Not quite. We still need to turn Atlanta, Archie, Nikki, Jen, & Jonesy back to normal.

Theresa: And the only way to do that is by finding Valmont, Evil Nikki, and the Monkey King.

Monkey King: (off screen) That won't be necessary. (slides into view) For we have found you. (we see he's dressed up like Neo from the Matrix) And guess what? (impersonating Keanu Reeves) I know kung fu. Whoa. (several Shadowkhan ninjas and terracotta soldiers appear from the shadows, with Valmont and Nikki (Yang) following shortly afterwards. Everyone quickly gets into defensive positions)

Archie (Ying): More fighting?! Really?!

Archie (Yang): Oh be quiet, you. We can take 'em.

Valmont: (chuckles) You know the key to running a convincing bluff. But everyone once in a while, you've got to be holding all the cards. (he nods to Nikki (Yang), who snaps her fingers, prompting two Shadowkhan ninjas to emerge from the floor, holding Jade captive)

Jade: Jackie, help!

Jackie: Jade!

Don: Wha- (looks behind them and realizes Jade was never with them. He then turns towards Jackie) Did you leave her behind?

Jackie: (stuttering) T-To protect her.

Don: (sarcastic) Great job. You protected her by leaving her alone in the middle of Demon World in an abandoned warehouse… (his toned becomes progressively angrier) plagued with shadows when you knew that those three were loose. (everyone looks at him sternly)

Jackie: My bad. (Uncle flicks him on the head) Ow!

Uncle: You should not have left her behind.

Jade: That's what I keep telling him.

Nikki (Yang): Enough. (one of the Shadowkhan ninjas grabs a piece of paper and presses it against her back, imprinting the symbol of Tarakudo onto said paper) Lay down your weapons, or the child shall become one with the Shadowkhan. (Jade looks scared, as does Jackie)

Jackie: Do as she says. (everyone proceeds to follow Jackie's word, and lay down their weapons)

Monkey King: For me? You shouldn't have. (proceeds to grab several weapons, along with the Shadowkhan ninjas and terracotta soldiers)

Jackie: Now let her go.

Nikki (Yang): Why? After all, she'll make a good apprentice. (one of the Shadowkhan ninjas holding her lifts up her pant leg and Nikki (Yang) prepares to imprint the symbol onto her ankle, when a shuriken flies past her face, slicing the paper in half. She turns around and sees Genji used one of his projectiles)

Genji: You forget that I have weapons embedded in my system, and that I know betrayal when I sense it. (proceeds to launch several shuriken at Shadowkhan ninjas, vanquishing them to the Shadow Realm, including the ones holding Jade captive)

Jade: Awesome! My turn. (leaps and kicks Nikki (Yang) across the face, knocking her down. She then double-kicks Valmont in the stomach, resulting in a pen that was on his person to fall out of his pocket, which she grabs) I'm sorry, I can't bring this back, thank you. (she proceeds towards the Book of Ages)

Valmont: Get her! (the terracotta soldiers begin advancing towards her, but Jackie intervenes)

Jackie: Don't harm my niece. (he then jumps in the air and uses a flying kick to demolish the soldier to rubble)

Fillmore: I guess that settles it. Let's go whack some piñatas. (they all charge into battle, taking on several ninjas and soldiers)

Viper: Okay, this is a little freaky. But I'm still gonna kick their butts. (she begins using martial arts techniques and begins rapidly taking out ninjas and soldiers alike, all while Dakota admires her)

Dakota: I think I love her.

Cavendish: (snaps him out of his delusional state) Well stop drooling and help her.

Dakota: Oh, right. (runs into battle and begins blowing up Shadowkhan with his laser eyes, much to Viper's amazement)

Viper: Impressive.

Dakota: Not so bad, yourself. (realizes what he said) Uh, I mean… Uh… (Viper stops him)

Viper: I know what you meant. (they smile at each other before continuing battling Shadowkhan)

Dakota: Just like Cyclops and Jean Grey, right?

Viper: (confused) Huh?

Dakota: Oh right, comics don't exist in this timeline. You'll find out later. (sees a Shadowkhan behind her; in unison) Behind you!

Viper: (sees a Shadowkhan behind him; in unison) Behind you!

They both destroy a Shadowkhan that was about to attack them from behind, with Viper using her martial arts skills and Dakota using his laser vision.

Viper: Not bad. But I'm still better.

Dakota: I don't doubt it. (they both punch Shadowkhan that were sneaking up behind them without even looking at them)

We cut to the Monkey King who sees all the chaos around him and realizes the tide of battle is turning against them.

Monkey King: Time to fleece the masses. (jumps into the air and lands in on top of a Shadowkhan ninja. However, he's now dressed like the Grim Reaper. He hums the Death March as he attempts to take out Jackie with his scythe. Jackie's able to evade his blows until he's pinned to the wall)

Jackie: You know, this isn't a very humorous revenge for the King of Comedy. (chuckles)

Monkey King: (pauses for a moment before realizing…) Sweet simpering simian. You have a point. (quickly runs offscreen and puts on his normal attire, but now possesses the sheep talisman and a marker) Instead, I'll eject your astral form and do with you body what I please.

Jade: (sees what's going on and quickly begins writing something in the Book of Ages) "Jackie leaps out of the way, and as the Monkey King blasts tries to blast him, he instead hits Jen & Jonesy, switching them back to normal, before tripping and losing the sheep talisman." (everything Jade writes comes to fruition, resulting in Jen & Jonesy being restored to their original bodies and for the sheep talisman to end up with Dick Daring)

Dick Daring: Thanks. (continues fighting)

Jonesy: (looking himself over and sighs in relief) It's good to be back.

Jen: When this is all over, I'm taking a long shower.

Ronnie Anne: Jen, catch. (throws the ox talisman towards Jen, which she easily catches)

Jen: Nice. Time to release some rage. (several enemies descend upon her, but she's to avoid several sword strikes and shuriken, all while keeping a smug smirk on her face. She then proceeds to take out several ninjas and soldiers with a single punch. A terracotta soldier attempts to strike her, but she leaps into the air, pinky finger extended in one hand, and descends upon the sword, splitting him in half. The halves fall over, as everyone watches in shock) The strength of the ox in my pinky finger. Nice. (she gets ready for battle once more) Who's next? (sensing their doom, all the terracotta soldiers proceed to commit seppuku, destroying themselves)

Valmont: No!

Tohru: (approaching his former boss and grabs him, squeezing him in a bone-crushing bear hug) It's over, Valmont. You've lost.

Valmont: (chuckling) You think my tongue is only used for bringing inanimate objects to life? If my soldiers can't complete my task, there are many more resources at my disposal. (his bronze tongue appears, and his eyes turn to bronze. Tohru's eyes turn bronze as well, and he sets Valmont down. Jackie takes out another Shadowkhan ninja when he sees what's happening) Pay attention, Chan. I want you to know how you die, and who did it to you. (Tohru steps forward, with Valmont talking through him)

Tohru: Your friend.

Jackie: Tohru?

Valmont: Destroy him.

Tohru: Yes, master. (charges forward and attempts to crush Jackie, but he jumps out of the way and begins trying to avoid Tohru anyway he can)

Jackie: Well, this brings back memories. (Tohru continues to try and take out Jackie while Valmont watches from the sidelines. He then notices Hanzo pointing his bow at him)

Hanzo: Release him.

Valmont: I wouldn't do that if I were you. (Hanzo's eyes turn bronze, and he points his bow at the others)

Soon, several individuals, including Jen, Agent K, Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Herry, Atlanta (Ying & Yang), Archie (Ying & Yang), Jay, Theresa, Dakota, Viper, El Toro Fuerte, and Rolf, surrounding those who aren't hypnotized.

Jude: Dudes, this doesn't look good.

Paco: El Toro. Why?

El Toro Fuerte: Sorry, Paco. But I have a new master.

Monkey King: (whispering to Nikki (Yang)) Things are getting a little M-rated in here, don't ya think?

We then see Tohru throw Jackie towards Jade's location, where he hits his head very hard. Jackie, in his woozy state, sees three blurry Jades.

Jade: Jackie, how many fingers am I holding up? (holds up two fingers, but from his perspective, it looks like six)

Jackie: What's a Jackie? (collapses. She then sees Tohru approaching) Oh boy. (she backs up against the Book of Ages. Upon touching it, she gets a sly smirk, implying she has an idea. She quickly writes something in the Book of Ages, resulting in Tohru breaking free of Valmont's mind control) Welcome back, T.

Tohru: Wha-What happened? (sees what Valmont is about to do)

Valmont: Extreminat- (Tohru comes up from behind and covers Valmont's head with his giant hands, before throwing him off to the side) What do you think you're doing? I order you to destroy Chan.

Tohru: Not happening.

Jade: Sorry, but he's not on your side anymore. You see, I wrote that Tohru, myself, Jackie, and Uncle were unsusceptible to your mind control.

Valmont: Nice try, but that doesn't mean you've won.

Uncle: And yet it bought Uncle all the time he needed. (we see him finishing writing something in the Book of Ages)

We see his outfit change into a white Chinese robe with red Chinese letters written on the arms. He then recites his mantra.

Uncle: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao. (he unleashes a chi spell upon Valmont, hitting him dead on. When he stands up, he looks like he's about to puke, but instead, only barfs up his bronze tongue)

Valmont: (sees what happened) NOOOOO! (everyone is able to break free of his control when their eyes fall upon the slithering bronze tongue. El Toro Fuerte is frightened by this sight, jumping into Viper's arms)

Jonesy: Holy crap!

Don: Could someone get that?

Genji: (stabs the tongue) Got it. (he then throws his shuriken at Valmont, pinning him to the wall) That should keep you in place. (Agent K then electrocutes him, knocking him out)

Agent K: Just to be on the safe side. (a Shadowkhan tries to strike her, but she avoids his blow and vanquishes him. She then sees several Shadowkhan approaching everyone, with Nikki (Yang) in front)

Nikki (Yang): You may have bested Valmont, but I still have an army at my disposal. And even if you take them all out, I'll make more, and more, and more, until you've met your end. No matter how long it'll take, no matter how many of my soldiers you kill, I'll destroy you, and take over this… (a vial hits her in the back and breaks, spilling a liquid that washes away the symbol of Tarakudo) Ah! (her dark image fades and she turns back to normal, resulting in her Shadowkhan returning to the Shadow Realm)

Monkey King: Pro tip: Save the dramatic monologues for after you win. Believe me, I learned that lesson the hard way. (to the teams) So, how'd you do that?

Odie: While she was talking, I calculated the angles and, using a handcrafted slingshot, struck her with the potion that would remove her powers.

Monkey King: Impressive, but it won't save you. (pulls out several weapons and aims them at the teams. At first, they're scared, but when he pulls the trigger, several flags with the word, "BANG", pop out of the guns' barrels, prompting a laugh out of the Monkey King. Dick also laughs until he gets stern looks from the others)

Tohru: That was not funny.

Monkey King: (growls before pulling out more weapons) For too long I've been oppressed and ridiculed by you imbecilic morons who know nothing of true talent and humor.

Cavendish: Let me guess, those are also fake. Fool us once, shame on you; fool us twice, shame on us. (the Monkey King aims one of the blasters at a part of the building and fires, blowing a hole in the wall. Cavendish is now scared) Never mind.

Monkey King: Any last words. (the others become fearful. However, Plank remains calm, as if he has a plan)

Plank: We owe you an apology. (everyone appears confused, including the Monkey King himself) You're right. You were treated poorly. You were never recognized for your humor, which we've all clearly missed. A talented mind needs time to think. To work out all the angles.

Monkey King: Nice try, super spy. But flattery won't prolong your life.

Plank: And yet it bought me all the time I needed. (he quickly grabs the ox talisman and, using its power, stomps on the ground, causing it to crumble beneath the Monkey King's feet. He also falls through but manages to hang on)

Monkey King: Please, help me.

Plank: Don't worry, I'll grab something. (he moves away from the hole while the Monkey King looks down the deep, dark cavern; offscreen) I've got something. Grab on. (the Monkey King, not looking at what he's grabbed, grabs on)

Monkey King: (smirking) Foolish human. Prepare to perish. (he pulls down on the object, only to realize too late its Plank's leg) Huh?

Plank: Got ya. You see, I knew the only way to stop you is by getting you to pull my leg. You'll return to the wood you were carved from.

Monkey King: B-B-B-But, you'll be turned to wood as well.

Plank: I know. But I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

Jonny 2x4: Plank, no! In this form, you could do whatever you want; be anyone.

Plank: This wasn't how things were meant to be. Great heroes, make great sacrifices. This one is mine.

Monkey King: Wow. That was absolutely horrible.

Plank: Suck it, chimp. (a pink mist envelops them. When it disperses, we see the two halves of the tiger talisman, the rat talisman, the Monkey King puppet, and Plank lying on the ground)

Jonny 2x4: I'm gonna miss your human form buddy. (Plank doesn't say anything) I know you were brave, buddy.

Rolf: Jonny the Wood Boy, I take back everything I said about your piece of wood. It is a true warrior with a heart of gold, and I applaud his efforts.

Jonny 2x4: Gee Rolf, thanks.

Nikki (Ying): (grabs one half of the tiger talisman and approaches Nikki (Yang) who's managed to regain her bearings) Look, I know we've been at each other's throats. But… friends? (offers a hand in friendship)

Nikki (Yang) takes it, revealing she has the other half of the tiger talisman. They merge the talisman together, resulting in a blue aura surrounding them, making her whole again.

Nikki: Finally, I'm my true self again.

Jonesy: Oh, so you're back to being a pain in the butt? (Nikki punches him on the arm) Ow! Yep, you're Nikki. (Nikki chuckles at this)

Atlanta (Yang): Ahem. You mind using that on us? Please!

Nikki: Oh, right, sorry. (she uses the tiger talisman on Archie & Atlanta, merging their heads back together)

Archie: Man, that was so hard too bear.

Atlanta: Tell me about it. But now, I'm back to having head, with a mouth to kiss you with. (they proceed to kiss, much to everyone's delight)

Uncle: Ahem. Is anyone concerned that the world is still not back to normal?!

Jade: No sweat. I got this. (she writes something in the Book of Ages)

Once she does, a bright flash occurs, and we find ourselves back at Uncle's Rare Finds, where we see the teams, Don, Jackie, Jade, Uncle, Tohru, El Toro Fuerte, Viper, and Paco are all gathered inside.

Jackie: (sighs in relief) It is finally over. Everything is exactly the way it was.

Jade: (slyly) Well, I did change one thing. (Jackie looks confused. He then receives a phone call and answers it)

Jackie: Hello? (we received a split screen, revealing the individual on the other end to be Captain Black, Jackie's close friend and head of Section 13)

Captain Black: Jackie, what just happened?

Jackie: Um, what do you mean?

Captain Black: The talismans are in the vault, even though they were destroyed. I'd qualify that as a little weird.

Jackie: Don't worry, I'll explain everything. (hangs up and turns towards Jade) Jade…

Jade: Well, I needed something to remember the whole experience, and what better than the talismans. (Jackie smiles at this remark)

Don: Well, I guess all's well that ends well.

Jonny 2x4: What's that Plank? (Plank tells him something)

Jonesy: Is it weirder now that we know Jonny isn't crazy?

Jen: Maybe, though it's probably not the worst thing in the world.

Jonny 2x4: Plank says, "You forgot about Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy".

Don: Oh shoot, you're right. (quickly sends a text message)

We then see a portal appear and we see Chell appear and give Don her portal gun. He enters the portal and heads towards the Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Universe. Soon, he returns and gives Chell back her portal gun, and as she enters the portal to her universe, the portal closes behind her.

Dick Daring: What happened?

Don: I told them about the situation that occurred, and they forgave me. Especially after I gave them 500 bucks each, just as compensation for these events.

Theresa: Well, despite what we went through, it was still quite an adventure.

El Toro Fuerte: Indeed. It was thrilling to be in the field of battle.

Paco: Exactly, El Toro. (to Jade) And Yade, El Toro may be the best…

Jade: And Jackie may be better…

Jade & Paco: But The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover is the greatest.

Jade: And now that we had one final battle between the forces of good and evil, I have closure.

Viper: Well that's good. (to Dakota) Hey, 70s guy. You were right. We were like Cyclops and Jean Grey during the fight. (she takes out a slip of paper and gives it to him) Here's my number. Don't lose it. (she kisses him on the cheek, and he blushes, hard)

Don: Well, I guess that about covers it. Guess it's time for us to leave.

Jade: What? (groans) Can I at least get one picture so that when I wake up tomorrow, I'll know it wasn't a dream. (everyone looks at each other and shrugs)

Don: One photo can't hurt. (Jade sets up the camera and everyone poses, leading to a pleasant photograph for Jade)

Jackie: Well, thank you all for coming. It was an unexpected pleasure.

Don: Indeed. Now, time for my closing monologue. (everyone moves offscreen to allow Don to finish off the episode)

Don: Well, if you made it to the end, congrats. But in all honesty, this episode was fantastic. It had everything. Action, drama, comedy, danger, suspense, adventure, and many other great attributes. In all honesty, this is going to be one hard episode to top. But, fingers crossed, we'll find a way. Sorry it's short, but this has been a long episode. So, I'm gonna sign off early. See you all next time on, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.

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Hey everyone. Sorry for the wait. It took me over a month to complete this chapter. But it was worth it. I'm a huge fan of Jackie Chan Adventures. It was one of the first shows to incorporate Anime style in Western Animation, and it was spectacular. In my opinion, it is the best celebrity cartoon, because it encompassed everything that makes a good Jackie Chan movie good: stunts, martial arts, comedy, action, adventure, entertaining characters, occasional magic, it was phenomenal. Unfortunately, like Xiaolin Showdown, it's not talked about much. So, I decided to give it some much needed screen time. And honestly, there were so many good ideas and characters that I wanted to try and include as many as possible. This chapter right here, I put my heart and soul into every word I wrote from start to finish. Hopefully, you'll love it as much as I do. Now, due to how long this chapter was, I'm going to be taking a minor break from this story, because I have a few stories planned that I really want to get too. Now, don't worry, I'm not abandoning this story, I'm just going to cool down for a little bit and work on a story or two. But rest assured, I will continue this story when the time comes. Well, that's it from me. As always, please like, review, guess the references, and I'll see you all next time. This is ZNBT signing off.

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13th: Ana & Pharah [Mother & Daughter – Overwatch]

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24th: Brian & Stewie [Frenemies – Family Guy]