My name is Caine.
Horatio Caine.
Yes, that Horatio Caine. The renegade cop from Miami. The man who has put away countless criminals, lawbreakers, things of that sort.
I recently got married. Marisol Delko. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. But I have a secret about Marisol.
I didn't love her.
I know what you're thinking. Frank and I have this conversation every day. "Horatio! Why marry someone you don't love?"
The answer is because the person I truly love won't have me.
"But Horatio! You can get any woman you want!"
No I can't, Frank.
I'm not in love with any ordinary woman.
This woman...She's an inch away from me, every day. And I can't have her, because society thinks it's wrong.
That's right. I, Horatio Caine, Crime fighter Extraordinaire, am in love with my Sunglasses of Justice.
I never should have let down my walls. But she walked into my life, and I just...I just couldn't resist.
Maybe one day, society will accept the love between a man and his sunglasses. But until then...
My name is Caine.
Horatio Caine.