A/N: wow three reviews already...cool.
Gizmo was strapped in to the contestant's chair. "You pit fuckers better let me outta here soon!"
BB spoke to the audience "What should we do audience!" he asked
"Leave him there!" the audience roared
"Okay!" B screamed back
BB turned to a camera "Welcome to our game show" BB started but was interrupted by the audience.
"Win, Loose OR DIE!" they screamed and applauded
"That's right where we host a few unlucky contestants to play." BB winked at the camera and smiled an all American smile.
Gizmo sighed "Ass wipingly brilliant." He commented under his breath.
Beast boy turned to Gizmo. "Gizmo" he said rather loudly.
"I'm not home."
"Well that's too bad because your first task was for one thousand dollars."
"One thousand!""
"One thousand."
"…cool."
"So are you still not home."
"I'm home now dumbass, who wouldn't be!"
"Great for one thousand dollars, name the four mane capitols of New Zealand"
Gizmo looked stumped.
"I was only kidding!."
"Gizmo sighed."
"Okay for one thousand dollars, tell us who you love."
"Who I love!"
"Who you love." BB repeated.
"No."
"Okay audience what do you think, should he die or loose?"
"Die!" the roared and applauded.
"Okay Gizmo you can die or play on your choice."
"…I'll play."
The audience cheered.
"I like."
"Love." BB cut him off.
Gizmo sighed. "I love…my computer."
"Say what."
"My computer I make love to it every night."
"Okay too much on the info, okay audience do you think we should use the sick-o-meter!"
"YEAH!" They screamed
The two guards brought in a machine with a tube connected to a bicycle coming out of the side of it.
One guard attached the helmet to Gizmo's head while the other plugged the machine in.
"What the hell are you doing!" Gizmo asked
"For all you people at home that don't know what we're doing we will tell you now, the sick-o-meter, rates the sickness of a picture we get you to look at, here's a preview."
BB lifted up a card with a cute little lamby on it. "Now Gizmo will look at the picture and his thoughts will digitize onto that screen." BB pointed to a TV screen.
A thought digitized onto the screen a picture of a lamb skin on BB's back and a picture of Robin riding on top of the sheep skin as well as on top of BB, the were both naked as the day they were born.
"You sick fuck!" BB yelled at him, Gizmo just laughed.
"EWWWWWW" BB bent over as he yelled. "You sick fuck!"
After BB was done he pulled out another card, this time it was a packet of cookies.
Another thought digitized onto the screen this time it was of Starfire and Raven naked as babies, making cookie dough together.
"Well atleast your not all bad." BB said as he gazed at the pic.
They weren't naked, naked they were wearing aprons, just more skin then any straight guy could handle.
"Okay Gizmo" BB finally turned his gaze away from the picture "Next question, why is the state of Ohio different?"
Gizmo again looked stumped so much for a super genius. "I don't know."
"What do you think audience, Win, loose or die!"
"Die!" they all cheered.
"Okay!" BB pressed a button and Gizmo fell down a hole, where he was eaten by mutated killer snowmen!.
"and the answer to the question 'Why is the state of Ohio different.', because it's high in the middle and low on both ends 'O (low)hi(high)O(low) (or something like that.)
"Stay tuned for our next episode of."
"Win, loose or DIE!" the audience cheered again.
A/N: YAY! I finally thought of what to write! YAY me!. Who should I do next!
