A/N: I'm back with another fucked up chapter for this story, Now a wonderful reviewer asked me to do either Robin Raven or Slade I chose
…..Robin! Yayayayayayay.
The pit closed while Gizmo was being devoured by a mutant killer snowman (Jack frost 2 was soooooo fucked up dudes!)
"Okay" BB looked a little awkward as Gizmo continued to scream.
"Time to bring in our next contestant." Robin then fell through the roof, Bird-a-rang in hand, screaming "Sllllladddddeeeee I'llll get yyyooouuuuu."
Robin then fell into the contestants seat.
"Hi Robbie!" BB waved to him.
"Do you work for Slade?" Robin asked, as he was strapped into the chair.
"Um sadly no."
"Okay then why am I here."
"Because you are okay, alright audience welcome back to another episode of Win, loose Or DIE, with your host…me."
Robin snarled.
"Okay Robin, first question."
BB tapped his chin for a second, as did the writer. (I don't know what to write, laughs.)
"Are you gay?" (I've been wanting to know the answer to this question for a while now people!)
"….no."
"Again another unsure one huh?"
"What?"
"Yeah I thought so, lets bring Slade in here." Slade is then brought in strapped upright to a wall.
"…nnnnnooooooo." Robin yells
"Robin is screaming for his lover!" BB points accusingly at the boy wonder.
"No I'm not."
Slade regains consciousness and burps loudly, as does the author.
"Where am I?" he whispers to himself.
"In your momma's ass okay!." BB yells to him.
"More like yours."
"What my ass or my mum's?"
"Ya mum's."
"How could we all be in my mum's ass?"
"Well she is Elasti-girl that's got to stand for something." (Honestly people, type in on google 'Yo mamma jokes' and it comes up with these great sites!.)
"Shut up Slade."
Slade says nothing but looks away, like he's extremely offended by Beast boy.
"What ever!; BB turns back to Robin. "So Robin I've heard that you were having a sexual affair with Slade, I wonder how Starfire would feel about that!"
"I'm not I hate Slade!" (how weak is that!)
"Sure buddy! Actually I think Stars in the audience right now, lets cross over to Jerry who's speaking with the audience right now."
"Oh your really fucked now buddy!" Slade says to Robin as he points a finger from his cuffed hand.
"When I get outta here I'm going to render your head from your shoulders."
"Hey I'm not completely heartless, I have a neck you know!"
Robin almost cries.
"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!" The audience yells as Jerry walks up to a woman who stands up eagerly obviously pissed off.
"What do you think miss?" Jerry asks her.
"I think that pigeon boy here should be grateful for the wonderful girl he's got who ever she is, and that if I came down there I'd get the whopping on both of your asses!."
Jerry walks over to Starfire who has the most evil of eyes and has her feet up on the chair in front of her.
"So ma'am I am to understand that you are the girl friend of this young man?"
"I was."
"oooohhhhhh." The audience says in unison.
"Oh ouch." Jerry says.
Starfire gets out of her seat and walks down the aisle and over to Speedy who's sleeping and sits on his lap. He wakes up "The hell!"
Starfire grabs the collar of his shirt and starts making out with him, he doesn't mind at all and grabs her ass. Aqualad who was sitting next to him cried "Why does everyone think I'm gay!"
Starfire got off Speedy and walked over t Robin who was crying.
Robin looked at her.
"What do you think audience?" BB asks.
"oooohhhhhh." The audience says
"Should he win, loose or die?"
"Oh don't worry about that I'll kill him my self."
Star walks up to Robin.
Then she does the whole Indiana Jones thing and rips his heart of his chest.
Robin screams "WaaaaahhhhhH!H!H!HH!."
"Muhahahhahahahahahah." Starfire laughs insanely as she holds his still beating heart in her hand. She lights up a star bolt and moves Robin's heart really close to it. His heart beats faster. She rears it away from the flame; the heart relaxes and beats slower. She did this over and over again till she got bored then she walked over to Slade and tries to rip his heart out too. She pulled nothing out Starfire looked extremely puzzled.
"I lied about being completely heartless. I don't have a heart at all."
BB accidentally leaned on a big red button that opened up a trap door underneath Star.
She fell through and was eaten by…mutant killer giant playboy bunnies!
Robin stared his heart was still on the ground beating. Slade stared at the beating heart.
"Cool." Slade commented.
"Okay audience what happens to Robin does he Win, Loose or...take up a job as a traffic light!"
"Traffic light!" The audience cheered.
Robin was shunted into a trap door and left the scene.
"Yay! The audience cheered
"thankyou ladies and germs, and don't forget to tune into next weeks episode of…"
"WIN LOOSE OR DIE!" the audience screamed.
One Week Later…
Robin was standing in the middle of an intersection he pointed to a colour of his uniform o signify when to go, stop or slow down.
"God I hate my life."
He was then hit by a Lamborghini, which David Hassle Hoff was driving for a new add campaign.
"Remember kids don't hassle the Hoff or he'll come and steal your pie." He flashed a smile and a chick in an orange swimsuit and carrying one of those life raft things ran past in slow motion making the effect of her breasts look…better?
David stuck his car into reverse and backed over Robin and flashed another all American smile at the camera and said.
"This fanfic was brought to you by free falling, it's free!." He flashed another smile and ran Robin over again as he drove off.
KIT drive after him yelling "Your cheating on me with that Lamborghini bitch!. And also drove after him.
A/N: Okay I don't own anything famous in that chapter or any of the previous or the following, and I just wanted to say that was the biggest piece of crap I've ever written and I'm sorry, flame if you want, I'll just use the flames to light illegal fireworks to fluch down your nana's toilet!