A/N: Wow I can't believe I actually got the chance to update, well actually yes I can because I threw a sicky and missed school today, and my parents are at work too it is soooo-fucking kickass!…Oh and I decided to do Slade and Raven up next.

Slade was still strapped to the wall, lights lit up the audience and Beastboy walked over to the podium.

"Evening ladies and gents and welcome back to another episode-"

"WIN, LOOSE OR DIE!"

"WHO TOLD YOU?" BB screamed as he pointed an accusing finger at the film directors…and a bunch of guys looking like they were doing something, turning knobs and so on.

They shrugged. BB leaned on the button again and they fell threw a trap door and were then eaten by an 'Alien' from one of the alien movies (Don't own it)

The audience was still giving him a serious 'WTF?' face.

"Ohhh so you were the audience that was here last time."

They nodded. "Ohhh" Bb astounded awkwardly.

"OwWWWwwww you fucking wanker you ate my arm I'll fucking pumble your ass." A director said from the under the trap door. (Damn I wish I had a trap door like that)

"Damn I wish I had a trap door like that." Slade said in awe.

"Ohhhhhhh my hip!" another director screamed.

Bb smiled shyly at the audience and pulled out a flip top cell phone. "No they're not dead."

Suddenly the hole lights on fire and screaming is heard. Bb turns back to the audience.

"And tonight's guest is-"

"Can someone help me, I am very badly burnt."

"Awww goddmmit." BB rubbed his face.

"I'll try to stand up but I think my leg is broken." SNAP

BB sighed and tapped a cue card on his folded arm.

"AWWWW, ohhh yes it is broken, I'll try and use he other one." SNAP "Ohh, Ahhhh yes that is broken too, I will try to handstand out." SNAP, SNAP. "Ohh GOD IT'S SOOOO PAINFUL!"

BB opened up the trap door and screamed at the guy "Ohh will you just shut the fuck up!"

"…sorry" suddenly the alien jumps out of the hole.

Luckily Ripley and the ghost busters where in the audience. Ripley runs down he stairs and stats shooting the shit out of it.

The Alien blows up. Guts fly everywhere. Everyone cheers and Ripley looks pretty happy with herself.

The ghost busters walk down to her and shove her.

"What the hell was that?" One of them asks

"I just saved your fucking Asses."

"Like hell you did."

"Oh yeah you wouldn't last ten minutes!" Ripley leaned on her gun and stared at them.

"Oh we're the ghost busters!"

"I can hear them." Ripley gets down on the floor like that Indian guy from some movie I heard of and starts rubbing it.

The ghost busters stare at her and back away slowly while she lies there on the ground and rubs it. "The queen, she's in pain!" she has some sort of orgasm on the floor.

BB looks back at the camera. "Okay on tonight's show our contestant is Slade." Slade waves from his cuffed position.

"Slade." BB turns to him

"Yo'" Slade flicks his head in recognition

"Do you love your son?" Bb asks.

"Why'd you bring this up?" Slade cocked an eyebrow

"Cuz I can answer the fucking question."

"Yes I lov-, I loooo"

Everyone stares and Jericho starts to cry in silence, literally.

"I love ma kie- I love ma ki-"

Jericho waits in anticipation.

"Ah hell I love my beer and my tractor and my gun and my kied."

Jericho cries…silently.

"You know if you don't say that you love your kid he will be taken to a foster home."

"Oh no mutant killer Santa clause..es."

Jericho rolls his eyes.

"I love ma KID!"

The audience cheers and Jericho runs down and hugs his father. Jericho signs something to him but he catch on "I don't know what your saying son but I LOVE YOU!"

Slade and Jericho go out for some father-son bonding at McDonald's and the R18 part of the video store.

BB stares okay that was wack time to bring in our next contestant. The spotlight goes to Raven who glares "No way am I ever going up there."

"On of our special contestants!"

A bodyguard grabs her and takes her down to the chair and straps her in.

"Whoa Raven you look really hot sitting in there strapped down like how Mento used to do to my mum."

Raven growled so did Mento and Rita just covered her face in an embarrassed gesture.

BB sits on her lap "First question do you love me?" he twinkles his eyes and blinks.

"Go away…fatman."

"Don't like my figure I can change that for you babe."

"Get off fat ass."

"It's okay I know you're having your period."

"Grrrrrr."

"grrrr back babe."

"I hate you."

"I love you too, second question! What are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going to kill you!"

"Dinner for two it is." He switches his card over. "Do you like green."

"Errrrrr." She struggles.

"I'll take as a maybe but once you have green you never go back!" Weak huh.

Raven snaps the straps on the chair "I'm coming for you better run!"

"Hey babe I would be too if we weren't in public." If for some reason you didn't get that please tell me and I'll explain it to you.

Raven chased him out of the building.

Somehow the Alien came back to life. "God damn that hurt like hell, owww." He saw the mic. "Karaoke!"

He started singing. Damn it was funny.

"It raining men, halleluiah I'm not gonna starve for another nigghhhhtttt. Cuz it's raining men, I wanna go out I wanna get myself wet absolutely soaking drenched in blood."

A/N: Whoa that was a lot. I just had a blood test and damn I feel funny. Everything looks weird and is moving really slowly and things look incredibly glossy. I'm sorry if it was short cuz I can't remember what I typed and if you have any ideas please tell me and I'll add them.