A/N: OMG! I can't believe I wrote that crazy shit, yeah I had a blood test, my hearing went out and the nurse was talking to me and she was all like.

"Blah, blah, blah mumble, mumble."

And I was like "…what?"

It was funny! I still have a nice big bruise where they put the nice long sharp needle into me.

Oh and I just finished sanding my sleep out because I might be living in there, hard work, stings your eyes. Anyway I better start on the chapter otherwise you're all going to be thinking. "God dammit girl, hurry up with the fucking chapter!"

Terra…

"Welcome back to win loose or die People!" Beastboy strode up and sat in his fucking awesome chair, "And today's fucked up guest is…. Terra…what the fuck?" He stared at the door and two bodyguards wheeled her in on a wheelbarrow and lifted her into the contestants seat.

"Hi Terra, how you doing?"

No reply, BB tugged his collar.

'Alien' was sitting in the audience and was currently munching on a directors leg raised an eyebrow, which he'd stuck on with glue.

"This is seriously fucked up dudes" he said to his 'Alien' friends. They nodded in agreement.

"Yeah dude." One alien said as he gauged someone's eyes out and ate them like popcorn chicken.

"So Terra I understand that…you're a rock."

No reply.

'No shit Sherlock' Terra thought to herself

"Boooo you suck!" One of the ghost busters screamed from the audience.

"SOOooooOOOoo um, what do you plan to do with the rest of your life Terra?"

'Find a way to kill you.' Terra thought.

Still no response.

"Boooo you still suck!" The ghost buster's guy screamed again.

"Get fucked!" BB screamed and threw his cue cards on the ground.

"Yeah you suck at that too."

"Oh fuck you buddy!"

"Hey at least I'm getting some!"

One of the Aliens walked up behind him and shoved his tongue thingy through the back of the guy's head.

"I was getting sick of that cunt anyway."

The other aliens nodded in agreement and they drank some speights beer. Pride of the south for over a hundred years. (Don't own it.)

"Amen" they gargled as the chugged.

"Dodgy" I said from the audience and threw a bouncy ball at the back of policeman's head. He turns around and looks at me. I do the smart thing and look behind me.

"Excuse me!" the pig said.

"Yeah!" I said to the dead corpse behind me "Fucking stop!"

I nodded in agreement at the cop and threw the bouncy ball at other people in the crowd.

"Soooooo Terra."

Her stone cold eyes seemed to move and look at him.

"I love-;

"C'mere you!" Starfire pulled Speedy in and swapped spit with him. He looked so happy with his glazed over eyes and Aqualad was seriously thinking about the idea of going queer.

"OI!" Cheshire walked over to Speedy and Starfire and pulled her off him. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"Making out with Speedy."

"Ohhhhhhh" The audience said.

"Oh ouch." Jerry said as he looked at Robin who was crying.

"HEY! You guys came!" I did a secret handshake with my friend Lea and Amber. Also known as 'Yamumsaman' and 'Dodjay'

"Sup." Lea said.

"Man that's just Dodjay." Amber said looking pretty proud with herself.

"Goddamn" I rubbed my face.

"Do you want me to eat them" an Alien asked.

"Nah" I replied.

Terra felt like killing herself right now. 'God I wish I could kill myself.'

"OKAY!" God said as he threw magic mushrooms on her, which made her die, well technically she killed herself.

Jericho, guided by his father Slade sat down, looking pretty amazed.

"You liked that son?"

Jericho nodded, pretty happy looking.

"Good." Jericho nodded again and pulled out a pent house porno. (I don't own them or have read them, just saw them in the dairy.)

"Son, son you can't do that here.'

Jericho looked at him as if to say 'Why the fuck not.'

"Cause you can't just jack off on thing's in public places."

Jericho gave him a face that said. 'Fine but that shit is fack.'

"I know son, I know, how'd you do that crazy shit anyway, Y'know the whole pull random shit from behind your back thing?"

Jericho pulled out a pad from behind his back. "There it goes again!"

Jericho scribbled something down on his pad with a pencil that he'd also gotten form behind his back.

'Simple just think of what you want and pull it out from behind your back.' Jericho wrote.

"Son, I want a free fuck but it's not like I'm going to be pulling that out from behind my back any time soon." Slade slurped on a slushy.

Jericho pulled a piece of paper out from behind his back, and showed it to his father.

"What's-;

He looked at Jericho, who nodded.

"NO FUCKING WAY DUDE!" Slade screamed

Jericho nodded.

"I fucking love you."

On The piece of paper it read 'Free fuck pass.'

(Damn this shit is funny)

"He's mine bitch!" Cheshire screamed at Star.

"OH I believe I saw him first earthling!"

"Ladies, ladies, there's enough Speedy to go around." So they both go and sit on his lap.

"Remember kids, bich is Latin for generosity!" David Hasselhoff said from the audience.

(I don't own him.)

BANG!

"OWWWWW MY BRAIN!"

"Yeah well a bullet sounds the same in every language!" I screamed at him. All the guys stared at me. "Ohhh come on they've been having re-runs of 'bay watch' for the last five years now." (Don't own it.)

I wanted to put my feet up on the seat in front of me, but of course the cop was there.

"Oh goddamn!" I prop my shotgun up and blow his brains out.

'Thud' he fell on the floor.

"Ahhhhhh," I said as I relaxed my legs on his chair. (No offense to the force!)

Beast boy stared at Terra's lifeless, rock body. "Well this is awkward."

Slade realized something "Hey she was my minion I'm going to sue you!"

3 weeks later in court….

"Fucking hell." Beastboy groaned as Harvey Birdman (Don't own it)

"Witness to the stand." Harvey said.

Slade got up to the podium.

"What was it you saw?" I don't really know how court goes.

"One of my minions…dying…AND HE KILLED HIM!" Slade pointed an accusing finger at Beastboy.

"Shhh, shhhh it's okay." Harvey soothed him and Slade calmed down.

"ha, HA" you could hear Harvey's boss in the background laugh.

"awww c'mon." Peanut asked.

"No." I said.

"C'mon buy some it makes you happy."

"I'm not fucking buying sunscreen off you I have some at home."

"C'mon."

"Fuck off."

"…okay." Peanut walked over to Daphne.

"Um like, hi?" she said.

"Ohh she spreckon ze sexy."

So in the end Beastboy gets sued for over a thousand dollars and is pretty pissed off.

"Tune in next week for another fucked up episode of 'Win, loose or DIE!"

A/N: Oh whoa just reached 6 pages whoa that's a lot in my lazy ass case! Review Please!