A/N: okay this chapter is going to be really wack. Yeah this is going to have guest characters in it. In following chapters, by review that is, you can request things, people or cartoon characters in this story. You can even request to have yourself put into this story!.

P.s: This chapter is going to be very long, think of it as an Easter treat! YUP!

'Nny' aka the creator of Invader Zim Jhonen Vasquez watched his creations, Zim and Dib quarrel.

He scratched his gingery hair and pondered a question. "Why am I even here?"

(Don't own him!)

Tumbleweed roles by…

"Right next contestant…is!"

Beastboy unfolds a piece of paper. "Okay…I just dropped the piece of paper hang on."

He crouches down like a pregnant woman and feels around for the piece of paper.

"Okay got it." BB had trouble standing up. "Okay not that I care but the next contestant is Cinderblock."

"Whew." BB breathed a sigh of relief as he sat in his big, comfy, lazyboy chair. "Ahhhhh heaven in a sofa." He pulled a quilted blanket over himself. "Snuggaly, bugaly, wugaly!"

LOL

Cinderblock strolled in "Evening." He sat in the contestant's chair.

"Ohhhh hey Cinderblock!" BB sat up.

"Hey is for horses." My dad always says that.

"Riiiiigggggghhhhhhttttt." BB's eyebrows went halfway up his forehead, as did the audience's.

"Booooohhhh you suck." Someone in the audience yelled.

"Yes but the question is what do I suck?" Cinderblock pulled a bubble pipe from nowhere.

"Ohhh so now everyone's doing it!" Slade said in agony as Jericho patted him on the back. "What's the secret son?" Slade asked as he watched an old man pull out a porno from behind his back and a packet of Viagra. Oh well he already looked half blind anyway.

I'm watching the spider-man movie right now, pretty bad graphics.

"Ohhh man pass me that syringe." A Predator from one of the predator movies asked the Predator next to him.

"Ohhhh man okay I'm done here you go John." The predator pulled the syringe out of his arm and handed it to his friend.

"Thanks dude...do ya' think we'll get aids from this?" he looked at his friend with a questioning face.

"…Nah!" 'gurrge' went the potion of ingredients into the aliens skin.

In the hole of doooooom!

"Go fish." The employee left alive said as he sat on the back of another dead employee.

"Do you have….an ace." I break out into song. The ace of spades the ace of spades!.

"…No." The Alien said as he ate the card that he was supposed to give over.

Ohhh man I watched the Texas chainsaw massacre, R18, never again man…neva again. Actually right now, it's dark, I'm alone in the lounge and I'm having flash backs from the movie. There's some real footage at the start and the end of the movie, which will fucking, totally freak you out man! Okay I'm going to spoil the ending cuz I have nothing to write. Okay so a policeman and a cameraman go down into the house. They're walking down into the cellar or basement or whatever.

"As you can see here there are some, uhhh nail marks." He pointed to the nail marks in the concrete walls.

They walked down a little more. "And here there is some hair." There was a lock of hair caught in the wood. (This actually happened, this was actually a crime and this was actually real!)

Precautions were taken when they got to end of the steps. The bottom of the basement was flooded with about 6 inches of muddy water.

"Watch you step, there's a step right there." The officer said as turned to the camera.

The cameraman filmed some of the objects on the tables and other equipment. Fingers were in boxes and other dismembered body parts.

I'm starting to get shivers I'm freaking out again.

The officer pointed to a curtain of chains and started to part them. "And here."

THEN THE DUDE FUCKING JUMPS OUT!ARGGGGGGG!

I WAS LIKE! "OHHHHH FUCKING SHIT!" I was freaking out man.

Okay then the officer falls to the ground and so does the camera, The officer's eyes were wide and in shock as his still face stared at the camera, which ran out of film and went to the credits.

Then there was a Movie memorial for the 2 two men that died down there. One was fatally wounded and died soon after.

Sick fuck man, sick fuck, but still goddamn freaking awesome.

BACK TO THE STORY!

"Hello?" Cinderblock waved a cold stony (hehe) hand in front of BB's, out of it looking face. He snapped his fingers.

"Whoa I just spaced out!; BB wiped the drool from his chin. "Ohhh is that the time, we'll be back after these commercials." BB winked an all American smile and a chick fell out of the stands and into a bathy full of sharp objects, which included a knife. I pull out a knife from the bathtub, over a dead, decapitated and bleeding body.

"Some scissors." I pulled the scissors from her eye socket. See it's true they can poke your eye out. "ewwwww" I said as I pulled the blue eye down the blade of the scissors and dropped it onto the floor. I stepped on it.

"Mhhhmmmmmmmmm, jelly." Amber said sitting on a chair behind me watching my handy work. She scooped the eyeball onto a piece of toast and spread it round with a butter knife.

"Nice." Coralea said from behind me "Real nice, what else did you find in there man?" she arched her back to get a better look. I should go to medical school!

"Ummmmm; I reached into the dead lady's pocket. "Credit card?"

Coralea snatched it from my limp hand. "I'll be at the bank." She said happily.

"…Knock yourself out."

"Yay, maybe I could buy a house."

"Hey never mind me, I'm set for life!"

"Lucky bitch."

"Have fun."

Amber rocked away in her rocking chair, thoroughly enjoying her toast.

"Sick."

"Mmmmmmmm." Amber said happily.

"Merconna haft mere Mmmmmmm." Coralea said before she left.

Damn this shit is wack.

"HEYYYY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" I said as I pulled out some keys from her purse. "Road trip!"

"Emily face it you're a shitty driver." Amber said as toast and eyeballs flew from her mouth.

"…I hate you and all your family!"

Damn these downloads are taking forever!

Yes I AM cheap!

"Here are the ads." I waved a pointed dagger at the screen.

A man popped from nowhere onto the screen "Do you want to look 20 years younger in just…2 weeks?" he looked very excited.

"NO!" an audience screamed.

"Yes, well then just smooth this shit, literally shit, onto your face then blow with a hair drier. PRESTO you natural face mask is ready."

The 'pOoH' turned white and crinkled up on the mans face.

"BOOOOHHHH you suck."

"And for just 20 trillion dollars you can but a 2 ounce bottle of nature's super food."

LOL

"EWwwwwwWWWwWWWW."

"Yeah I know my face looks like crap…BUT IT'S RICH CRAP!"

Paris Hilton stood up drunkenly and coughed some white stuff into her hand; she wiped it down the side of her skirt. "I'll take 80 billion infinity."

"Well I know I'm out of a job." The man said as he walked up and accepted a cheque from her.

LOL! Don't own her.

"Man this shit is wack." I said as if unscrewed the hip of the dead lady. "Right who needs a hip replacement?" I asked to no one in general. No response, "Well that was a waste of time…I'll just sell it on ebay!"

"Welcome back to tonight's episode of…"

"WIN, LOOSE OR DIE!" the audience cheered.

"… Excellent." Mr. Burns said pointlessly. Like life. Don't own him either.

"Right, Cinderblock, first question." He unfolded a piece of paper "Who wrote the song; 1,2 step?"

"Oh I have no taste for such music; he blew bubbles from his pipe "Only gorillas listen to that goop!"

BB pointed the thumbs down, a trap door opened up underneath Cinderblock's chair.

"AhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He screamed as he fell.

"Sorry Cinderblock the answer was Ciara and Missy Eliot." Sorry if I spelt that wrong.

LOL!

"Well thank you audience for tuning into another episode of."

"WIN, LOOSE OR DIE!" The audience clapped.

In the hole…OFFFFFFFFFFFFF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. ahhh.

"Do you have any chickens?" an Alien asked his friend Alien.

"No, go fish."

"Damn."

"Go fish issss soooooooo over rated!" Cinderblock wailed.

"WHAT U SAY?" The Aliens ganged up on him.

"Ohhhh dear."

With the DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH patrol. LOL.

"Okay get ready" Mento said to his team, they got in a prepared stance. Mento blasted the wall off with his mad skills!

"YOU UNDER ARREST FOR THE RAPE OF MICHAEL JACKSON!"

"Oh my goddamn god!" Rita aka elasti-girl covered her eyes.

"WE TOLD YOU WE'D BE HERE ON MONDAY!" Robot-man screamed, gotta love that word.

"Oh I thought you said next Monday." Madame Rouge looked at them guiltily.

She stirred the cookie dough.

"BLUAGH!" Negative-man threw up outside the hole.

"That's just sick." Mento said in disgust, his face contorted.

"Vanilla flavored cookies." Robot-man said angrily.

"Uh oh." Madame Rouge whispered as 4 looming shadows advanced on her and her baking.

"Well ladies and germs, since this episode is a double whammy! I'll introduce our next guest! Hotspot!"

Hotspot walks in unsurely.

"C'mon, come have a seat." BB points to a seat.

Hotspot still looks unsure so BB sooths him "C'mere, boy c'mere, c'mon, who's a good boy? Mhhmmmm Who's the good boy."

Everyone stares and Hotspot walks up and sits in the chair.

LOL

"This is fricked up." The creator of invader Zim stared at the things that began to unfold.

Zim and Dib were still quarreling, people were watching this lame excuse for a fanfic and the writer, that's me, was innocently slashing a poor woman in a bathtub.

"Sad." He stands up and strolls down the steps and over to his creations. He grabs them by their collars "Time to leave." He says and begins to walk.

"Hey what gives earth freak?" Zim yelled.

"Yeah what gives." Dib clawed at his creator's hands.

"This piece is weak, we're leaving."

"I love you honey puff." Harley Quinn said admiringly to the Joker.

"I love you too, snugly bunny." He looped his arm over her shoulders and she rested on his chest.

The Joker sneakily pulled a syringe from his purple coat pocket and poked it to the neck of the man in the seat in front of him. "AHHHHH" he said as he put his feet up on the man's chair that had fallen over and was grinning like mad, literally.

"Your hot." Poison Ivy twirled a finger on Batman's chest.

"And your not." Wonder Woman pushed Poison Ivy out of her seat and off the stands.

"AhHHHHHHHHHHHHH." She screamed.

"I love you Wondy."

"I love you too bats." WW leaned on Bat's shoulder and admired the view.

"Do ya' want another eye?" I asked Amber as I poked the eye of lady onto my knife and twirled it in front of Amber's face.

"Ok why not." She pulled it off the blade and mashed it into a piece of bread. Nice.

"Hey dudes!" Coralea had come back from her shopping spree.

"…Have fun I suppose." I noticed the overflowing amount of bags she had.

"Yup I brought some Goth clothes." I also notice the over whelming amount of black clothes she was wearing.

"Whoa a Maori Goth, there's something I've never seen before."

LOL

Ripley watched as the aliens' and predators' got high on syringes.

"Hey dinner come mere." And Alien reached for a little girl, who begged for help from Ripley.

"I'm ditching this." Ripley said and snuck out.

LOL

"Look!" someone in the audience yelled "It's Winona Rider!" Winona walked out in a pink dress.

"Hey every body." She waved.

"Get off the stage ya' skank!" Paris yelled from the crowd.

"I'm going to do my famous ping-pong ball trick." She pulled out a pack off ping-pong balls from nowhere.

"God DAMMIT!" Slade yelled as he watched Winona Rider pull out a bag of balls from nowhere.

"Did you here someone call my name?" Kingpin asked one of his Hench men.

He shook his head.

"Yum" one of the aliens said as he gnawed on the leg of the dead little girl.

"Yeah man." Said his friend as he chomped on her fingers.

"Okay Hotspot first question." BB said.

Hotspot looked very ready.

"In the 1990's commercial by mother earth, they said it's not nice to fool, a) Mother Nature, b) yo' mama, c) your brother or d) your sister."

"…"

"Take your time."

"I'm not sure."

"Well you have three life lines, phone a stranger, fuck off the audience by making them help you or 20/20."

"I think I'll use…20/20."

Chink went some computer graphics; nothing happened apart from one of the answers looked a little foggy.

"Ummmm, 20/20 doesn't work that well." BB said. Hotspot tapped his fingers.

"Okay…Phone a stranger."

"Okay hang on."

'Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring.' Went the phone line.

"Hello, who is this?" the man on the other line asked.

"Hi this is Jerry Maguire from the hit show, WIN, Loose, or DIE!"

"How'd you get this number."

"Well first off I just randomly dial numbers."

Silence

"Beep, beep, beep, beep." Said the phone.

"We know your there dude." BB said.

"I'll gut you like a fish" the man on the line said.

"Okay."

"I'll peel off your fore skin and make a winter coat."

Four men, including one in a scream costume, giggled gleely around a phone.

"Right."

The phone was hung up, this time by Beast boy. "That sucked and the only life line you have left is, annoy the shit pout of the audience."

"Okay I'll use that one"

2 people voted a, 40 trillion people voted b, 5 voted your sister and 3 voted your brother.

"Okay well what are you going to go with?" BB asked Hotspot.

"Ummmmm, it's very compelling but I'm going to have to say…yo' mama."

Silence…

"Congratulations you just won, 20 billion dollars, how do you feel?"

"Like a millionaire."

What a dumbass.

Hotspot walked out with 8 wheelbarrows full of cash.

"No don't leave me Brian!" Madame rouge yelled after him, wearing a cooking apron, how queer does that sound, and holding a spatula.

"Fucking white rappah!" 50 cent yelled and threw a rock at Eminem.

"OooOOoooO hurt me!"

50 cent tipped a packet full of Eminem's on the ground and stepped on them. It kinda turned out like Men in black only, instead of a giant cockroach it was a giant Eminem.

LOL

"What the hell is this!" See-more yelled at Jinx and Kid Flash who were making out on an audience seat.

"Ummmmm." Jinx started, but was interrupted by her bf (Boyfriend) Kid Flash.

"We are making out, you got a problem?" KF said looking up at him.

"No I just feel stabbed in the back; he turned to Jinx "Whore" See-more went down and sat in Aqualad's lap.

Aqualad pushed him off "I'm so totally NOT gay!" he flicked his scarf over his shoulder.

See-more cried into the floor tiles and Aqualad rested his feet on the villains back. "Ahhhhhhh"

A/N: well that should keep you busy for the next ten minutes, Talk to you later! LMFAO!