A/N: Sorry for not updating in a while, been really busy, with heaps of shit. Like High school and my anal retentive teachers.

BB was asleep in the hosts' chair; he was then prodded with a very sharp metal stick by one of the directors.

"Wha-?" he looked around, one of his eyes were still half closed "Oh yeah" He cleared his throat and the lights switched on "Hello, and welcome to another episode of"

"WIN, LOOSE OR DIE!" the audience cheered.

"Today's contestants are" he drew a card out of a hat "Thunder and lightning!"

A door opened and they both came out waving to the audience "Hello earthlings!" Lightning screamed enthusiastically.

"Sit" BB commanded to them to sit in the contestant's seats.

Beastboy didn't look to well; his eyes were blood shot and puffy with purple bags hanging underneath. He was a pale green instead of a grass stain green and he was struggling to stay awake and upright as he walked around.

"Right okay…first question…uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…yeah…what's the capital of Egypt?"

"That's easy, it's old man's Willy" Lightning said

"Uhhhhh no, it's Cairo" His brother contradicted him.

"Don't contradict me bitch!" he backhanded his purple brother and began to bottle feed a chimpanzee which was hanging around his neck. "Man you're a smart monkey!" he petted the monkey cuz the monkey's frigging awesome!

"Okay it's time to move to a new segment of the show!" BB yelled unenthusiastically as he lazily waved a hand.

The setting changed and they moved onto a stage with two cubicles with toilets in them. Slade stood up by a different podium and held some cue cards. Before starting Slade got them to stand behind podiums just like his, but not as cool, and began to ask them trick questions about each other. "Thunder, is it true or false that Lightning dropped his cell phone from his back pocket into the toilet bowl after taking a dump?"

Thunder considered his options "Hell yes."

"Well, your right, do you wanna explain to us how exactly your cell phone ended up in the shitter?"

"Well I needed too take a huge dump, like a turtle head was poking its way out, I forgot that my phone was in my back pocket, so afterwards I began to pull my pants up and it jumped out of my pocket. I was devastated"

"I'm sure you were" Slade didn't give a shit as he flicked through his cue cards. "Okay Lighting, is it true or false that Thunder was attacked by a cat?"

"Yeah that would be true, dude it was fucking funny, I saw the whole thing" Lightning and Slade shared an all-knowing laugh. Lightning wiped away a tear "ahhh good times"

"Thunder do you want to explain to me how you wear attacked by a cat?" Slade asked.

"Well like, I saved this cat from a tree and I was holding it, then suddenly it went all ape shit and clawed it's way over my shoulder and down my back then up my leg and stuck it's claws into my ball sack"

"Ohhhhhh" said the audience.

"I had to go to the hospital and the stitched up a 2 inch hole…in me"

The audience cracked up laughing.

"Okay now that I've tortured you enough it's time for you guys to go sit on the shitters. Watch your cell phone Lightning"

"Hahahahaha…not" lightning opened the door and closed it behind him as did Thunder. Lightning threw the monkey out of the door. "Sorry man" the monkey took a peak under the door anyway.

"Okay, first question, does Ron Stoppable, have the hots for Kim Possible?"

Shego pulled out a writing pad and Ron sunk into his seat. Lightning and Thunder tried to go…y'know.

'Bing' the light about Lightning's cubical flashed. "Lightning?" Slade asked.

"Is it, yes."

"Yeah, you win round one."

"WHOOT!"

"Now onto round 2"

Thunder and Lightning were hooked up with wires, their chimp was chewing on wires and electrocuting his tongue, trust me it freaking hurts!

"Now in round two if you get an answer right you will be electrocuted."

"That doesn't sound right" Thunder thought aloud.

"Bring it on bitch!" Lightning said enthusiastically.

"What is the name of the animal which has fur and a long neck?"

"A giraffe!" lightning screamed and was then electrocuted "Aowww"

"Llama" Thunder said and was then electrocuted. "Aoooowwwwwwww bitch! This doesn't feel right!"

"Muhahahaah!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH!" Slade laughed "Of course it isn't!"

A/N: sorry I haven't updated in a while, I'll try and update more frequently!