Things go thump in the night…
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Chapter 1
Tsunade glanced at Sakura. Even thought the kunoichi seemed to be well over Sasuke, Tsunade wasn't the Hokage for nothing, with her power, she could take down 4 jounin in the blink of an eye.
Flashback
"Tsunade, you
understand that not just any one can become a Hokage" Koharu
glared.
"I know that." Tsunade cocked her head arrogantly.
"In order to become one, you must prove yourself to be capable. As
so, you have to beat 4 jounin in combat. I have selected Kurenai and
Kakashi help me and Homura test your strength in combat." Tsunade
smirked. "Bring it bitch." She grinned evilly. "I'll even let
you 4 start…" Koharu grinded her teeth. "Don't be so cocky,
you whore!" The 4 jounin lunged at Tsunade from all sides. Tsunade
roared "Breast Destruction no Jutsu!" and ripped open her shirt.
Immediately, her giant tits burst out, each the size of a small
Lexus; Kakashi and Homura both flew through the air with blood
rocketing from their noses happily, those perverts. Kurenai froze for
a second, shocked and jealous of Tsunade's cleavage. Unfortunately,
Tsuande swung her chest, and slammed Kurenai into the wall, knocking
the genjutsu master unconscious. Koharu growled. "Don't be so
proud of those, Tsunade!" and with a series of hand seals,
dispelled the Henge.
Let me tell you straight off. When you see two nice large melons each the size of Lexus, turn into a prune, your eyes will burn. And that's exactly what happened.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Koharu fell down clutching her eyes. "Damn you Tsunade!"
End of Flashback
"What's wrong, Sakura?" Tsunade asked, putting her pen down. Sakura sighed. "It's so frustrating! I don't even have a boyfriend yet! Hinata has Naruto, Ino has Sai, and Tenten has Neji, poor bastard." Tsunade tapped her pen on the desk impatiently. "Well, I suppose I could help…" Sakura shook her head. "No thanks, Tsunade. I have to find a boyfriend on my own." She got up and left. "See you tomorrow!" Tsunade smiled and waved goodbye. As soon as the door closed however, Tsunade grabbed a bird. "Shizune, correct me if I'm wrong, but Gaara is pretty lonely too, right?"