Things Go Bump in the Night...
Allright, before we start off, let me tell you this. In this portion, Tsunade goes through a change. Not being racist here, I know the material here is probably very offensive. I mean no disrespect at all. In this scene, a Japanese drunk middle age women goes black. If you know you will be offended, skip it. This material here is very controversial, and I apologize for it. If you do skip this, the next chapter will fill you in. Now back to the show.
The two jounin sibs landed into their brother's private tower.
"Gaara!" They yelled. "Are you seriously going to go out with her?" Gaara stared at them. "Yes…" The two jounin cast nervous glances at each other. "Um…well, we thought you know, that you would prefer to go out with someone in our country you know…" Kankuro started awkwardly. "What boy, what?" Tsunade roared as she walked in, drunk with a sake bottle in her hand. Temari's eyes widened. "Shouldn't you be in your-"
Tsunade roared again "Don't try to calm me! I'm perfectly calm! What now, you want some of this? You want some of this! I take the both of you! Girl, you askin for bitch ass slapping!" Tsunade staggered drunkenly. "And you know sumthin, boy, my grandma, and her grandma's grandma, had to work hard to get my cousin cousin to where they are, and no obese sorry bitch ass like yours is going to disrespect that!" Gaara stared. "Tsunade, your great great great grandma did not build Konohagakure-" "Shut it, Buffy!" Tsunade roared (again). "No frickin' rapist dead shit is going to tell me who my daddy is." Temari cocked her head. "Tsunade, are you trying to be black?" "WHAT BITCH, WHAT? SO WHAT IF MY SKIN IS DARKER THAN YOURS! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!" Kankuro's eyes widened. "Your skin is pale, Tsunade-" "BOY, YOUSE GOING TO GET IT!"
(This scene was removed due to the fact that the camera man here could not stand Breast Destruction Jutsu, and promptly died out of blood loss. The concussion he acquired while flying through the roof may have helped. Nevertheless, the camera fell to the floor and so we lost the filming. Do not worry, nothing important was lost.)
Gaara sighed as he surveyed the scene. His floor was a mess. True, it was just his floor and no other buildings/floors were harmed, but still, IT WAS HIS FRICKING FLOOR! THE KAZEKAGE'S ROOM WAS TRASHED! WTF!
No…that was not what he was thinking. What he was thinking was it this was the master, what the hell was the student going to be like? Oh shit, he thought…