Afterdreamer Productions Presents…
One of the newest trends I'll follow…
Naruto by Shonen Jump…
The Original Spider-Man, AND The Spectacular Spider-Man by Sony, and not by Disney… (Copyright claim me all you want, but you KNOW it's true, they own every avenger EXCEPT SPIDER-MAN)..
In…
"The Spectacular SpiderFox-Ninja"
"Season 0: The Prologue"
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(Chapter 0: Intro)
How to keep things okay… Well, everything stays the same except when Naruto grows up without his parents. The only things that I WILL keep is the lore about Naruto being born out of Kushina (?) Uzumaki and how Naruto grew up without his Parents, not to mention the positive influence from the Third Hokage, but I'll not keep the influence from Iruka Umino. You see, what if Naruto held duties that are WAY MORE than what the Hokage could offer him as an Official Ninja WITH DUTIES?! Nothing. Some things will be changed along the way, but I wouldn't recommend trying to solve the lore of Spider-Man in Konoha, for he is none other than… Naruto.
(Chapter 1: The Bite that Started it All)
At age 7, Naruto was doing the usual, walking around the Hidden Leaf Village, getting mocked and emotionally slandered by most of Konoha, and some of them even worse, even if the Third Hokage forbade it, and still, the people won't listen. When Naruto was suddenly left alone, walking with bruises after everyone got a piece of "Bullying Naruto Pie", Naruto rested himself at an alleyway, which was dusty, filthy and full of cobwebs.
Though this didn't scare Naruto, he would rather lay in a ditch alone than be with those people he lives with. And when he laid down, his hand accidentally broke a cobweb, and without realizing it, a red and blue spider came out and crawled on Naruto's hand. Naruto looked at it and then it bit him, making Naruto scream in pain as the Spider jumped off and scurried along its way.
Losing sight of the Spider, Naruto decided to go home and rest his wounds.
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It was nighttime.
Naruto came home, trying to go to bed, as he did, he applied first-aid to his wounds as he quietly fell asleep.
Meanwhile, in microscopic terms, the bite/Radioactive Spider Venom changed Naruto's DNA, as his body started morphing almost exactly like Peter Parker or Miles Morales.
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The next day, Naruto woke up, trying to get off of his bed, but the sheets stuck to his hands. He tried shaking them, but it had no effect. Soon, his hands and feet started to get stuck everywhere. Struggling to get back on his feet, eventually, Naruto regained composure, and as he did, he found himself right in the middle of rough play from a pack of children who bullied him before, not that their parents weren't in this plan either.
"Well, well, if it isn't the demon!" Said a boy with a smug look.
"L - look guys, not right now!" Naruto asked for forgiveness.
(This is where I add in Naruto's Bullies with more lore as they'll be counted as Spider-Man/Batman Type Villains)
"Looks like we have a problem, eh, Wakatase?" Said the bully with a Bamboo Hat to the Bully with a Raggedy Scarf.
"Funny, Enorano (Bamboo Hat), I was thinking the same thing, what do you think, Sukiri?" The Raggedy Scarf bully asked the Pink Skirt Bully.
"Why don't we toy with this demon and make it go back to the roots of hell, where he belongs?!" The Pink Skirt Bully smirked at her team before looking at Naruto.
"Guys, I mean it! There's something wrong with me!" He screamed out.
"Yeah, the problem is YOU'RE STILL HERE!" Wakatase tried punching Naruto, but just as Naruto was expecting a punch to his face, he suddenly felt like everything around him got slow as he moved his head back and dodged the punch. "Huh?"
"That's what I'm saying." Said Naruto. "And you did NOT believe it!"
"I get it, you're a demon who wants more!" Sukiri rushed towards Naruto as Naruto leaped out of the way with a Somersault, making Sukiri slip and fall. "Owie! My knee!"
"The demon is so fast!" Shouted Enorano. "Get him before he escapes!"
The bully group slowly moved towards Naruto, backing him down into a corner. Naruto closed his eyes and thrusted his hands out. As he did, he SPLATTED the Bully Trio with a sticky white substance that was silky like string but stickier than sap, almost inescapable.
The three bullies screamed in fear as they began crying for their parents, Naruto went and took a look at what he did.
He made a Web Trap for his bullies, surprised and afraid, he left the area where he spun his first web.
You see, Naruto was a big Ramen Fan, and he enjoys eating it, night after night, for it was a cheap dinner his caretakers would happily take, though they recommended that Naruto eats something different, everyday. And his favorite is of course the Miso Tonkotsu Bowl (Ichiraku Ramen but without the meat), and with a lot of Protein-ish diet, he can produce some degree of a durable web at his childhood prime. However, since Spider-Man can hold up to 30 times his weight with an average American Diet, let's say Naruto eats about 35 percent Protein from Pork Broth rather than all the crazy foods in America. HOWEVER, since it's in its liquid form, it doesn't take long before Naruto can digest enough nutrients in minutes to form webs at his disposal. So the approximate durability weight from Naruto's first web is approximately half an anvil. The bullies were only lighter than that, which made them equal as flies to a spider web, literally.
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(Chapter 2: Naruto becomes a Vigilante)
Naruto was back at home, he was scared, unaware of what to do next. He COVERED those imbeciles with a trap stronger than a fish net! And it came out of nothing, but himself! Who knows what they will do to Naruto? They will try to literally kill him! For now, he had to lay low, and maybe in a week or so, he might have some mercy.
As Naruto looked in his clothes drawer to look for some garments to hide him, he found his Goggles, his clothes, and some other garments to hide him, such as a face mask, a bamboo hat, a cape, and some slippers that were red, rather than blue. As he cloaked himself in a slightly goofy, well, in reality, it's just Naruto in a hat, goggles, cape and a slight clothing color pallet change.
He was trying to pull himself together and find out who was responsible for this commotion, when it hit him… It was that spider… the one who bit him…
Suddenly, the village started looking for Naruto, in hopes of finding the "Demon" (well, actually, he was just a Jinchuriki to them, until now) who casted a trap for three "Innocent Children". And that's when Naruto had to leave. Just as Naruto left his house, he found that both sides of his house were being approached. If only he could climb walls… He placed his hands on the walls, thinking he's screwed, when suddenly, the hands, as usual, wouldn't budge from sticking to the walls… Unless.. He can somehow capitalize off that trick. As he tried "walking on walls with his hands", he slowly got better at it. And when the villagers got to his house and stormed into it, and most likely pillaged it, Naruto was gone.
Naruto then evacuated the building and started jumping above buildings as he tried to activate his webs.
[Insert scene from the first Spider-Man Movie with Tobey Maguire.]
As soon as he got the Web Swinging figured out, he began having fun, swinging around the village.
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Halfway before his 8th Birthday, he would rinse and repeat bullying his bullies, trapping them in webs and evacuating the village whenever they go hunting for him. It was all fun and games. SO MUCH FUN, that Naruto had even rough played his bullies on his own.
It was then when the word got out to the Third Hokage that Naruto was rumored to have spit Spider Web at the three bullies. The Third Hokage asked Naruto if this was true… Naruto bluffed. The Third Hokage had placed Naruto into full watch from the people, but from watching the Bullies rough play with each other, Naruto had learned how to fight dirty and practice more on his Taijutsu. Even though being Hokage was his goal, he surely had fun playing with his bullies, but now the gloves come off as the bullies had enough of Naruto being the victor in almost every fight.
One time, Naruto came to "play" with his bullies.
"Hey, wanna play Demon and Mortals again?" Asked Naruto.
"Yeah… Naruto, let's play Kill the Demon!!" Shouted Enorano, Wakatase, Suriki as they took some weapons their parents gave them. This shocked Naruto to his surprise. His "friends" had truly wanted to KILL HIM!
This caused Naruto's head to quake in fear and instinct. As the trio tried to attack Naruto, one by one, Naruto easily outlasted them in a Taijutsu fight. Naruto was surprised.
"Hey, where did you get those skills?" Asked Naruto.
"Our parents FORCED US to class because of you!" Sukiri yelled at Naruto. "Now we have to.. UGH! WORK HARD!!"
This made Naruto excited, he wanted a real leveled up challenge since the days of them going over multiple plans to fight Naruto and corner him without resulting in a web trap loss.
"Yeah, thanks a lot Naruto!" Wakatase scolded Naruto for forcing him to become something to be afraid of.
"What? Isn't it your goal to kill me?" Asked Naruto. "I have fun playing heroes and villains!"
"No, Naruto! Ever since you spun us into webs, it's getting to the point where it's us… OR YOU!" Enorano frowned.
This broke Naruto's hopes. "I guess, it's been fun…"
"Huh?" The kids looked puzzled while lowering their weapons.
"It's funny, I considered you as my only friend." Said Naruto. "And to the point where you don't want me any more? It's a shame… But if it HAS to go that way… I guess I'll leave you alone… Forever… On one condition; You nor the village won't look for me, again…"
Naruto began leaving the bullies alone as he slowly walked away. And for some reason, this broke the kids' evil hearts. Sure, Naruto was a demon that their parents warned them of Naruto, but even then, after half a year, it proved Naruto was just some kid in a demon's body.
It was a love/hate relationship.
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(Chapter 4: Naruto becomes Spider-Man [at age 8]
It was then when Naruto became excellent in training his physical strength, endurance, speed and instinct, given that his Spider Sense had given a boost to dodge obstacles, like a past version of a radar. But Naruto would train alone, now that he had no one.
It was then when Naruto was in his outfit that Konoha Village couldn't identify Naruto inside the outfit. Of course, Naruto would have a name for that outfit. He called it, "The Ninja Spider".
Ninja Spider walked in the forest like it was no one's business.
Until, suddenly, Ninja Spider finds a road traveler being attacked by bandits.
"Heh… Finally! Some action!" Naruto/Ninja Spider charged forward at the Bandits and attacked them from above the trees as he climbed up one and web swinged down on one of them!
"What the-?!" Shouted a bandit as his mouth was taped shut with Spider Webs from the Ninja Spider.
"Tada!" Ninja Spider slung a web on the taped bandit's feet and swung him upside down a tree.
"Who is this guy?!" The third bandit charged at Ninja Spider with a Kunai, but N.S. Web Snatched the weapon away from that Bandit, along with the hands of the Bandit, and stuck them to the same tree of the second bandit.
"You think you're so tough, huh, tough guy?!" Asked the first bandit.
"As if being owned by a kid isn't bad enough!" NS looked at the first bandit as the final bandit out of the 4, pulled out some Shurikens, but Naruto had made some of his out of Spider Web, and shot them at both Bandits, taping their limbs closed, and making them fall to the ground.
"Thank you, kind sir!" Said the road traveler as he revealed himself. (It was Stan Lee)
"You're welcome, sir!" NS saluted and prepared to swing away. "Count on the Ninja Spider!"
"I'll always count on Spider-Man!" The road traveler told Naruto as he patted his back.
"Spider-Man?" Asked Naruto.
"You, silly!" Stan Lee (Let's call him that), "Remember this in all your rescues, with great power comes great responsibility! And a hero always stays true to himself!"
"Okay." Naruto took off into the forest and went back into Konoha.
At age 8, Naruto discovered that he could make webs out of food, but he doesn't know which ones. His best guess was Ramen. And so, for his 8th birthday, he asked the Third Hokage if he could have lots of Ramen and anything made out of meat. And so, his wish was granted.
The Third Hokage and Naruto talked about training for the Chunin Exams, and Naruto told the Hokage about his adventures outside Konoha, which brought shock to the Third Hokage that he saved someone from bandits, let alone 4. And that's when things got serious as the third Hokage told Naruto he knows of "Spider-Man of Konoha Village", or should he say "the one who sprayed webs at three innocent children", at Naruto's defense…
"They're just friends… or… what used to be my friends…" Naruto sighed.
The Third Hokage cheered up Naruto as he got eager to continue the Ninja Academy and head for the Chunin Exams, but on one condition; Use Spider-Man wisely and carefully.
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And that's where I'll stop this What If. I hope you guys enjoyed it, make sure to leave a like and I hope you want more, because this was just Season 0, the Prologue. And if you want to talk to me about this theory, DM Me. As always, stay cool, stay off the hook, and stay fresh.
