Damn, I look good in a fedora, give me about five minutes to strut around in front of my mirror, I'm not vain by the way…just jealous of myself. Okay, being a raging ball of teenage hormones is not cool when you're at school…in English…writing on the white board…in front of the entire class…with the Mr. Fucking-Sarcasm as a teacher who doesn't miss a fucking thing...not that it was hard to miss, but still, he didn't have to comment on it. Note-to-self: Never write smut when at school.
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"It seems that the ghost DNA is mostly inactive in your system. It seems to have only increased your intelligence and given you a long life much like me and your Dad, immortality is possible…hmmm," Vlad said as he read the data. "Have you used a condom every time you've had sex with Dominic?"
"Yeah, I don't want to get pregnant Father or get and STD," Dorian yawned as he changed back into his clothes.
"Are you going to tell him?" Danny asked kicking his legs back and forth under the desk he was perched on.
"I-I need to know he loves me first."
"Love, such an annoying thing," Vlad muttered and Danny threw something at him.
Dorian just wordlessly screamed.
"Was there a reason for that?"
"Yes, Father, there was. In a very short period of time, I found out I was gay, lost my virginity to my Literature teacher, my best and only friend died, fell in love with said teacher, met a man who talks more than a teenage girl on crack does, licked ice cream off my boyfriends' crotch and got caught by you, and found out I have no ghost powers! I THINK I HAVE A REASON TO BE A LITTLE FUCKING UPSET!" Dorian yelled, and while he was yelling, his canines lengthen into fangs, his eyes turned black, his hair blood red, and he grew a set of wicked horns.
"Scratch that last one. Dorian you have ghost powers," Danny said and pointed at the mirror beside Vlad.
"Damn, I look cool," Dorian smirked when he saw himself in the mirror.
"Better?" Vlad asked when Dorian changed back.
"Much."
"Good, go take a shower or something," Danny said and stared hungrily at Vlad.
Quickly Dorian skirted out of the lab and headed quickly to his room, a shower sounded pretty good.
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Sorry it's so short; my mind has been kind of dry. I promise a lemon next chapter! Wait for me my lovelings, wait for me.
