Chapter Delicious: Hotness Begins
Silver saw his own rear end and loves that it was a sight to behold.
Shadow ran up and destroyed the essence with all his mighty power of chaos.
Silver's grand glorious self went sky high and landed in Sonic's potato salad.
"My salad," said Sonic in a dumbfounded way provoking anger to all. "That potato salad took three days to make. THREE DAYS!" Sonic pulled out a mean rifle and fired at Silver's intruding bum.
Silver felt ouchies on his presence. He marched up to the potato salad and retrieved his true love.
Sonic put his left pinky toe out of his shoe and into Silver's eye.
"I'm not sure why you are doing such a thing, Sir Sonic!" cried Silver. He slung the bun over his shoulder.
"Because we are the best kids a mother could ask for!" yelled Sonic as he pulled a laser out of his pocket.
Shadow walked over to the two hedge-guys and smiled like an edgelord who just found darkness in his fortune cookie.
Sonic frowned at Shadow's dumb arrival and unleashed the power of the sun.
"Hey fellas!" said Tails in a cheerful demeanor invoking idiocy. He twisted his two elongated tushies in order to instigate conversation.
Shadow admired the conversation piece and wrote an essay about each of the young fox's ears inside and out.
"What do they taste like, Shadz?" Sonic giggled as he played backgammon on his nose.
"He appears like an ear of ears!" cried Shadow. He pulled out a knife and stabbed a marshmallow.
The marshmallow died instantly and Silver wept bitter tears for it.
"You are such a crybaby, Silver!" barked Sonic with his eyeballs looking oh-so pristine. He was like a night of Jeopardy with the right stuff in all categories.
"Nice categories, Sonic!" laughed Knuckles as he approached the scene with some grapes in his teeth. He ate one and then placed the rest on Silver's head.
Silver laughed at his new hat and asked Shadow to compliment him. Shadow denied the request.
Espio flew down from the skies carrying a bag full of chocolate around his waist. "The ninjas of olden times say that if you feel it, then you can glide upon wings of eagles," said the mature Chameleon.
"Nice karma, Es!" laughed Sonic as he looked down at the grass.
Silver screamed because the grass was too sacred to be looked at.
"Maybe you're just a dorky dork!" cackled Sonic as he filled his glass with the finest lint.
"Well, dude!" cried Silver. "You got me there, Sonny!"
Shadow sniffed his glove and then eyed Espio's hotness. "May I own your ear, kind soldier?" he asked with edge in his nose.
Espio dedicated his tie collection to serve the Master Emerald evermore and then everyone was an ode to glamour.
New Continue?