Chapter BUP: Silver Meets da Powah!
So there Silver was as he stood. He looked like a cross between James Dean and Mr. Bean.
"Stars are my hobby!" cheered the future-traveling hedgy. He licked the back of a stamp and surveyed the land for love interests.
He saw Blaze the Cat in the distance and thought about how much he would love that.
Shadow walked up to the guy and put one of his toes deep in Silver's ice cream. The fudge squeaked into the crevices.
"Most obliged," said Silver.
Shadow winked and pulled out his serious baguette. "This is the power of all Hedgehogs, my friend. Use it wisely." Shadow handed Silver the loaf.
Silver shoved the entire thing in his left nostril and ran down the mountain in pursuit of cat.
Blaze saw the Silver approach with the nasal baguette and he looked lovely. The green dripping from the cavity coated the bread in the finest gleaming sheen.
"Silver, are you a sane one?" Blaze the Kitty asked with a keen fondness for Silver's eyes.
Silver used his beauty to wow some airplanes. All the planes died, but were half-phoenix, so they were all resurrected.
Silver frowned at Blaze. "Blaze Catherine… why ain't you at school?"
Blaze humphed and tore Silver's favourite yu-gi-oh card to shreds. Silver wept dramatically.
Sonic ran up and smashed Silver's booty with a wrecking ball. The force propelled Silver's bottom to reverse and exit from his mouth.
Silver looked at his lost rear as it dropped to the floor in front of Blaze. "This would make a nifty wedding present, eh?" he said smiling and thinking about righteous parachutes.
Blaze smiled back and then danced to the sound of Silver's assumption of butt.
Shadow jumped over and retrieved his skeleton (he had lost it earlier). "Great thinking, Shadow!" he complimented himself.
Sonic sat on a stool and then said sadly. He laughed at the sight of Silver being hot and then shot several bullets at Jet the Hawk.
Jet caught each bullet in his teeth. He crunched them into dust and then sang "Snow Halation" as good as possible.
Shadow cried at the sound of Jet's vocal performance. "That was such a beautiful vocal display, Hokku-san!"
Sonic ran up to Silver and gave him a congratulatory handshake. "If you're strong, you can fly. You can reach the other side of the rainbow," said the majestic Blue Blur.
Silver smiled and then grabbed Sonic's blue facial life. He hugged all the cheeks and then returned the baguette.
Today was a good day.
But Dr. Eggman was on the hotness trail and death would soon be in the valley!
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