Chapter Guy: Silver's Major Love
The power in Silver's soul had just achieved greatness. Shadow saw it too and used rulers to measure the coolness.
Shadow was a Hedgehog just like Silver, but he led a double life as Justin the Dog in his spare time.
"Silver, is it okay if I give my arm to the army?" asked Shadow in a way that invoked a fear of life itself.
Silver nodded in agreement and helped his friend with the amputation.
Silver had a knife collection because he was a barbecue grill master from the American world of America. Shadow hated Americans because they killed Maria.
"My whole life depends on this…" said Shadow sadly. Silver chopped the arm off and gave Shadow a bandage for the loss. It helped massively.
"I'm glad life is a caring thing…" said Vector as he entered through a portal to the Nether.
"Yo, Vex, how much quartz did you find in there?" asked Silver righteously.
Sonic ran in and he was run down. He was having serious trouble with holding things with his hands. Now was a bad time when it came to his hobby of being a dude. He slipped as he ran.
Shadow watched as the Blue Blur fell to the ground, splashing in the muddy lands of filth and impatience.
"Shoot! Not my day…" moaned Sonic in his sadness. He curled up into the sad position and started to sing.
Now Shadow hates Sonic's music, so he threw a huge fit and grew his arm back suddenly.
Vector gasped at the tantrum and quickly jumped into a bowl of nachos for safety and style points. You see, Vector, like Silver, is trying to get a woman as well. Who will he date though?
"Hi, I'm Silver," said Silver as he answered the phone.
"Silver, this is Blaze the chicky babe," said the phone. Silver gasped.
Shadow stole the phone from Silver's hand and broke it over his knee in temperamental rage.
"Shadow, what gives? Why did you break my steezy phone? I was conversing with bae."
"That lady is not supposed to know about our bachelor club!" screamed Shadow as he tore his new arm off and handed it to Vector's nachos.
"Tell me, do you believe in hearts and love?" asked a wise alien as he flew through the ceiling. His Bionicle trading cards were looking good.
Silver nodded and put his tongue inside his shoe. "I found something, guys!"
What was it that Silver found? What is Vector gonna do that is so dang spiffy? Will Shadow be himself and get a prom date? What's up with Sonic?
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