Chapter Why: The Life Living
Silver and Shadow exchanged their thumbs for heroic duty. It was really a surprising sight to behold.
Silver took the thumb and marveled at its miraculous energy. It was time to consider his options.
Blaze suddenly smacked Silver in the face with Sonic's cyborg rolling pin. The shock was enormous and did a critical hit on the futuristic cheekbone.
Sonic ran in to retrieve his rolling pin and scolded Blaze for the misuse.
"I did it for the honour and glory of the Krusty Krab!" asserted Blaze.
"Shut up, you stinkin' Hanzo-main!" Sonic growled as he caressed his lovely item.
"I do believe we have a problem in the place here now, Mr. Sonic," said Vector as he entered through the chimney.
Shadow blinked with the utmost fury. "Is that you, Father Christmas?" he said in anticipation.
Vector belched and a large sword exited from his gullet. It landed at Silver's feet.
"This sword is the same sword I was born on!" cried Silver. The link was now clear.
Shadow gasped. "Silver, that isn't just any blade you wield. That's the Monado!"
Silver screamed at the Monado and used his mondo coolness to propel himself out the window.
"I think he is off to fight Eggman!" said Sonic. He began to wiggle his finger in fear of water pollution.
Blaze lit the festive turkey on fire and downed a gallon of trademarked liquid dairy products. "We need to assist that lad!" she said with her mind in think-mode.
Shadow wept bitterly because he knew the Monado was too strong for the world to handle, let alone Silver the Silver.
Vector reached into his back pocket and found his cell phone. "I'mma call Espio and tell him to bring Charmy and Mighty to da airport. Will you help me?"
Sonic spat his leftover taco meat all over Vector's sick kicks. Vector was stunned, but Sonic just grinned evilly.
Shadow gasped again. "Sonic, I finally understand now! You must be Dark Sonic!"
"No, I'm actually SonicEXE!" Sonic giggled as his wiped his fear away with Blaze's turkey.
Blaze gasped and then kicked Shadow in the face. "Get your hands off my turkey, you cad!"
Vex was in his own right to gasp. He did so when he examined his tainted Yeezys. "Blimey! I'm going to have to dig a hole through the Amazon to find another ten o' these badboys!"
Shadow did a grumpy thing with his nose and washed the windows with a clean dish rag. "All right, guys. Enough tomfoolery! We must save Silver!"
Blaze cried and the tears that fell managed to create flowers who desired photosynthesis. "I need my ring back so I may wed!"
SonicEXE laughed maniacally and flew out the window. "I'll kick Eggman's buttox first!"
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