Chapter eleven: 300 Silver

Shadow kicked the door down and readied his pistol. He was ready to shoot Sonic dead.

Sonic was not willing to give up tho cuz he had super strength granted to him by plot armour.

"I'm here too!" said Vector happily. He slid over to the vending machine and purchased a bag of Twizzlers. "Do you think the skies will like these ones?"

Shadow sighed and took a single Twizzler from the pack. He inserted in the hole where his amputated arm was located. Now was a helpful day.

Sonic was soon available to call the phones. Shadow answered his cell.

"I'm SonicEXE now!" cackled the evilness that had overtaken the blue one.

Shadow put two toes in his own two ears. "I can hear you, Sanik." Shadow said in sadness and woe.

"The tyranny of Egghead ends here!" laughed him.

Shadow screamed for justice, but none came. "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will lick your feet."

Sonic laughed again because he does that. It was only a matter of time…

CRASH and BOOM!

Vector screamed when he saw death approach. It was Silver and the power of the Monado!

Silver was a badboy and a celeb now.

"Don't be rash, son…" said Shadow as he shot one gun.

Silver dodged every attack and punched Shadow with a bad fist.

The impact of Sliver the Hodgepodge was so cataclysmic that Shadow lost all of his breakfast from the fear. He had eaten a healthy selection of bran and other fibrous delicacies. The food had entered through the mouth, in a natural fashion nonetheless.

Shadow wept for his lost meal. Vector was crying too, but he knew Silver all too well.

"I'm sorry, but the Monado wills such behaviour! It's the only way I can rescue Fiora!" cried Silver.

"Vector is my name! Speed ain't my game!" Vector roared as he charged toward Silver and smelled everything into his gator nose.

Now Larry the Cable Guy would probably be proud of Silver for this next one because Silver got really hot and melted chicky babies' heart with his charisma.

"Buttz!" wailed Shadow. He put two more toes into the can opener and life was cast forth across Alagaesia. "How do I do it?"

Eragon rode upon his dragon and landed in the midst of the hedgehog quarrel. "Do not fight amongst your bodies!" he cried in mighty boss tones.

"I am aware of who we are as an existence!" said Silver in his lovely way. "But how do I assume the relationship as husband to da Blazy-Blaze wife of mine for future reference?"

Eragon was distressed by this because he had no wives to spare ever since Saphira got jealous about hunky elf ears.

"Eragon is a protector of hate!" said Sonic and he slammed his own teeth into sacred metal with the utmost force. It was soooooo hot to most fangirls, but it also caused death to Eragon.

"This is a problem…" said Silver. With that he plunged the Monado into the deep recesses of Simpleflip's stream.

"Ay…" said Simpleflips. He then read a sign. "a…"

This was starting to become a pickle and only time would tell whether or not life could endure on this blessed planet…

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