Chapter Chapter: LL Cool J
"Hollywood, here we come…" said Silver as he thought about life with his fiery girlbae.
Shadow shot his gun at the badness in Sonic's heart. He needed to quell such unorthodox madness.
Sonic just laughed at the guns because they had no effect on his EXE powers. Sonic was so hot too and all the fangirls in need of some extra edge were pleased immensely.
Vector understood how immense the love was. He took a fishing hook and latched it onto the window. After a quick tug, some old beef jerky made its way into the room.
"Angels!" cried Sonic as he saw.
Saw indeed. The life entered through the window and made life again.
Silver reached a hand out and clenched Sonic's neck. "Must I strangle you?" asked him.
"Sonic is no longer here! I am EXE!" rambled the beast. Hotness was one thing, but Sonic was on a whole 'nothuh level, bruh.
Silver decided there was only one way to save Sonic.
Silver took as much of his abs as he could and enveloped Sonic in them. The wrapping of the powerful six-pack allowed the evil to exit Sonic's body.
Life looked imminent now and that was a very good sign. Sonic seemed to be a fan of Silver's abs. After all, it was not every day that it occurred to his life.
Shadow gasped. "Sonic's EXE is exiting!" he shot at the eerie essence and killed it entirely.
"Totally good shot, daddy-o!" cheered Vector. He then looked at the marking on Shadow's head. "Shadow, you have a red stripe on your head!"
"And why should you care, croc boi?" Vector removed his headphones and revealed the red stripes on his crocodilian ears. Shadow gasped. "MY SON!"
Silver began to cry because the family reunion was so blessed. Vector hugged Shadow and Shadow hugged him back like a real fatherly father.
Sonic smiled. "My plan worked! I went evil in order to bring those two back to loving states!"
"That was a hearty ambition, my dedicated bro," said Silver proudly in his nose way.
Sonic was so cool today!
Meanwhile, the vicious Dr. Eggman was in his castle examining his precious ring. "OHO!" he laughed with his gut.
"Whatcha got there, Doc?" asked Bokkun with his hotcakes in the oven. Bokkun was an aspiring chef.
Eggman flaunted his ring and Bokkun gasped at the flair. "And now Sonic and his friends are a deadman!" laughed the mad doctor.
Metal Sonic entered via his Mega Abomasnow and told it like it is.
"Good idea, Metal Sonic!" said Eggman. "I command death upon Sonic and his dorks, but also we need to kill all good!"
"I suggest we start with the sacred three: Eragon, Mike Wazowski, and Mr. Peanut," said Metal with one tush in one hand and the other in his pocket.
"I sense Eragon is dead, but not for long!" said Waluigi, Eggman's brother in crime.
"We need life to be exterminated so I can be the eggiest thing!" cried Eggman. He punched the clock and found life in his toes. It was the beginning of the first ever man to travel to Mars.
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