Chapter qwerty: Lost

Silver and the gang was a thing. It would be all over the magazines if anyone knew the truth about the Monado's true power.

"That's cool, Silver!" said Shadow. He picked a flower and did metaphors with it like some kawaii amino acid.

Vector loved the thought that Shadow was now officially his dad. He was glad to be a son to him, but there was much to learn.

Shadow sighed and handed Sonic the flower. "This flower reminds me of the health in our country homeland," said the edgehog. "It fades quickly…"

Sonic loved flowers, so he stuck it to the cheeses so he could better attract lemmings. Luckily, one showed up.

Vector used his putter to swing and kill the lemming. Shadow skinned it with his pocket knife and the friends enjoyed a brilliant feast by the campfire.

Silver began to cry when he realised Eragon was dead forever. "And we cannot even bring him back with the Luigi Chickens!" he wailed like some stupid kid.

Sonic sighed at everyone's life and then looked at Shadow's ear. "Nice bod you got there…" he mumbled.

Shadow looked at his bod and then realised he was in six-pack mode. "Well, howdy-do…" he flirted at his own abs.

Vector spat the food out from his mouth and reentered a zen state where he thought highly of Mickey Mouse..

"The Monado can't cut people…" said Silver like he was from Smash Bros. He put one of his toes in a light socket and almost died from electric shock.

Shadow saved him just in time and slapped him downside the nose for being such a idiot.

Silver had the apology and then he went to think in his head. Shadow and Sonic left him alone and life was wholesome again. "What will my chicky-baby think about me when I lack rings?" said the future hog.

This was a bad episode of 4kidTV today…

Luckily, Silver had hope in his heart for next week's programming. He returned to the gang, but they were already asleep and clockin' major Z's.

Vector saw his asleep and awoke for more helping life. He apologised to Silver and bowed his head in shameful shame.

Silver forgave the crocodile as best as he could, using explosive TNT from Minecraft. But soon realised that the lack of Monado was a real stinker. He had no plan and could not see the future.

"Shadow is a great guy and is also my papa!" announced Vector. He gave Silver the nicest hug and set him down with a rock.

Silver cried because he felt all the emotions today. He was ringless, but had a heart with goals inside.

Sonic was smiling off in the distance at Silver's inner happiness. He broke his pretzel and ate the bits nibble by nibble.

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