Chapter H2O: Running in the 90's
Man, was this metal dude a bad dude. He was so evil and stuff! This was gonna be a hard one for Silver and his Motley Crue. That was for sure.
Shadow grasped his pistol and blasted Metal with his bullets. Metal was a toughy and didn't really care about owies. He was an owie-giver after all.
"I cannot believe my cool gun is not to stun!" angrily said Shadow. He kicked the wall of rocks and they tumbled.
Silver saw the anger and was about to cry, but stopped himself from doing so because he was a macho mound of pecky-abby goodness.
Vector did some breathing fire and this singed Metal, but Metal used Black Shield for safety just in time.
"Metal Sonic is a very tough thing!" shrieked Silver. His voice hurt Metal's ears.
Metal held both ears with his hand things. He hated Silver so much now.
PUNCH BUTT!
Shadow was shocked to see Metal regrow a new rear end. It must have been part of his robotic abilities granted by the evil egghead of a mad doctor.
"I do have the strength to regenerate body parts, but I can't do it with my fingernails…" said the metal son in an icky way.
Silver used his good looks to dazzle Metal, but it was no use. It was no use because he was Silver
"Take this!" Silver roared. It obviously had no effect.
"I think we can kill Metal if we use our love!" roared Vector. He then called upon his muscles and used the flexing motivation to do Monado greatness.
"Metal Sonic is attracted!" noticed Shadow as he saw the hearts develop in Metal's eyes.
"Vector has such good muscles!" cried Metal. "I think I'm falling for how hot this world is!"
"Then you should marry someone if you have so much love, Metal," said Silver in a bronze tone because it was his third best tone.
"But who can I get as my own chicky babe? You guys always steal all the lovely ones!" Metal asked on the verge of oil tears.
Vector smiled and traded a good smile with Metal. He handed him a CELLULAR DEVICE. "I think you should call Breezy. I bet she is looking forward to future weddings with other robots."
Metal Sonic took the phone and smiled at Vector. "I'm glad now and I don't think I'll kill you. Dr. Eggman said I had to do it, but I refuse because I am learning about true love for the first time today. He's so hateful that it makes me want to forget about his lousy rules. Ergo, I shall go on a love quest and find hope in this universe."
"That sounds prime, Metal Sonic!" cheered Silver.
With that, he handshook the metal man and they separated with good feelings and regrown 'toxes.
It was now or never to find the true help for wedding rings. Eggman had to be stopped hastily!
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