Chapter Retpahc: W00K135
Part of the reason so much hype was going around was because Silver had just announced Smash for Switch. The console was looking like the hottest stuff since Silver's extravagant abs blessed humanity.
Shadow holstered his gun and posed with angst atop the pillar. He stared at the night sky like an angst king and thought about bloods.
"Is it okay that I consider Shadow to be my true dad?" said Vector.
"I'm sure it's fine because it's true. No use in hiding the truth like some moron," answered Silver. He looked at some old trousers next to him.
"You should wear those, Silver. It's good for your stoic mentality."
"Thanks, I shall!" With that, Silver slipped on the pants and was now appearing like a true hunk. Sure, he used to wear gloves and boots before, but now he was getting serious and cool.
Vector understood that the power of Silver was tied to how he looked in trousers. He was now one-third Justin Timberlake. "I will find and wear trousers as well," said the green reptile as he ran into the local Primark.
Silver looked down at his abs and thought pleasant thoughts.
"We need to get our booties in high gear," Shadow said jumping down from the pillar. He winked at Silver's appealing figure. Silver winked back because he was proud that he was so hot.
"We gotta find the computer room!" cried Vector in newly added black jeans.
"Yes, the computer room is probably where Eddie is," said Silver.
"The mean old yeti?" asked Shadow.
"No. That is a Donkey Kong."
Shadow saw Silver began to cry because of the life-telling. It must really hurt, especially life.
"I'm sorry your life is so hurtful," said the hedgehog of pure darkness.
"Our next destination is just beyond the Chemical Plant. We must go as nimbly as possible!" announced Silver.
With that, all of them went like cool dudes.
Meanwhile, Sonic had made it back to the place for Silver's package delivery. "AH NOICE!" he exclaimed like a jerk. "I just shaved off six seconds from my PB!"
"Sir Sonic, is it you?" said Blaze as she saw and went to Sonic.
Sonic posed coolly like the hero he was. "'Sup, Kitty Chat Noir? I'm here because Silver sent me with Vector's training wheels!"
"But shouldn't those be at the Pokeball factory?"
Sonic grinned at Blaze and then pulled the box out of his trunk. "I was hoping you could bless this box with your flaming magic. I'm too scared to go without it!"
"Okay, I'm gonna bless it!" And then Blaze blessed the box with real blazes as opposed to cat blazes.
"Nice doing!" complimented Sonic. He wanted to kiss Blaze for her assistance, but knew Silver would disapprove, so he just patted her head with his glove and ran off for the rest of his journey.
"He's hot too though…" mused Blaze in a weird-feeling way. "Maybe I shan't choose Silver? He is a future thinker… What if I chose to be Sonic's?"
This was a bad thought to have though. Blaze had better choose quickly or else Sonic and Silver will be at each other's throats with swords and maybe guns if Shadow got involved in a love triangle of death!
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