Chapter Reswob: Alchemic Watts
"Louis is a pretty good name, but it makes you wonder a thing or two…" said Silver finally. He belched, but it ended abruptly.
"I apologise for Eddie's terrible behaviour, Silver," said the Shadz.
"At least we found the computah room!" cried Vector. He happily showed everyone how amazing his jeans were to assert how fancy his heart felt.
"How many hearts do you have, Vector?" asked Silver to Vector like a boss.
"I understand struggles… So two," said Vector.
"Oh! I get it all now!" Silver then ran up to Vector and slashed his Monado.
But the Monado couldn't cut people! That was because Vector was the true wielder of this sacred blade!
"That's another Monado Boi!" cried Shadow in shock.
"No. I was never a true Monado Boi," explained Silver poetically. "I must have been using Vector's energy somehow and he is actually the true source of wondrous might!"
"I have a bad feeling about this…" mumbled Vector. Ewan McGregor would have also nodded in disapproving approval.
How many more lives were to spare this time though? Only time would tell…
Meanwhile… at EVIL!
Dr. Eggman was so horrendously lost in life. The television remote was gone and now all hope was lost.
"I can now never flip to the Golden Girls marathon!" cried sad doctor.
Bokkun entered on his Segway Scooter and plopped an apple pie on the doctor's lap. "Take this to have to eat, Doc!" he said with coolness. Bokie was such a good boy!
"I shall taketh this pie!" announced Eggman. He beckoned to his many robot soldiers to watch his partaking of the feast.
After the feast, Bokkun looked up some new data on his cell phone. "It says here that some wise guy named Eddie has been found and talked to!"
"What say you, Bokie?"
"It appears Silver, and with himself friends, have located this great being…"
"Blimey! My reputation is nearing further tarnishment! Why hasn't Metal yet killed those dorky dolts?"
Metal Sonic then showed up at the window and smiled with robotic ways at the doctor. "I can give you a good answer to that, my former master…"
Eggman spat out his apple pie in shock. How could his own flesh and oil betray him?
"You better have a pretty good reason, my son thing!" roared the Eggman. That's who he was. "I did so much for you, like install your windshield wipers when you were just a little calculator!"
"I learned… love…" said Metal with hearts in his eyes.
Eggman despised love and wanted all the wedding rings to himself. Therefore, he could not accept Metal's mutiny. "I now disown you, for you are a licker of good and do not dine on the pies of evil!"
Metal Sonic teared up because his father now hated him for pursuing positive emotions, but he had to because of his new life journey. He gently kissed Eggman on the cheek for farewell and ran away crying into his iron sleeve.
Now was love or death, and Metal was not choosing the latter…
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