Chapter Dewgong: The 2 Hour BLJ

Sonic was at the Pokeball factory and he had one awesome box to put in the world. He thought about life and focus. "What's that smell?" he said hedgily.

Blaze approach Sonic from behind and put a hand on his nose. "I want this nose for glorious reasons!" she cried.

Sonic was scared because his nose was a sacred relic from 1991. If someone killed his nose, he would be at a loss. Blaze seemed so evil now.

"I want this because glory!" she repeated.

"Blaze, if you tug my smell device too much, it'll pop off like a streamer succeeding at a two-hour BLJ."

"I don't care, Sonic. It's all a matter of perspective."

"NOOOOO!" Sonic then screamed as Blaze pulled off his nose and stuck it in her ice cream. It was now a miserable frozen treat.

"Look, I just wanted the gift shop and the bathroom," said the newly noseless hedgehog.

"This is for all love!" Blaze then used the Victory ScreechTM from SpongeBobTM and did some more trademark stuff that got copyrighted due to the laws of the universe.

Sonic did a sad frown and cried for his lost nose. "Why did you take him from me, you person?"

"I did it for love, glory, chaos, and malnutrition awareness!"

Sonic ran over to the box and pulled out the training wheels of crocodile. He attached both to his teeth and started rolling around at the speed of sound.

"Now I believe he has places to go. Gotta follow the rainbows…" mused Blaze in her feline ways. She saucily placed the ice cream in the cabinet.

"She drives me crazy!" cried Sonic. He pulled out his maracas and began to sing the best song ever.

Blaze heard this hot music and reconsidered her vows toward nose capturing. "Do we need to?" she asked him.

"I just wish all people get world peace," he replied with the Chaos Emeralds on the mind. "We all deserve a little bit of hope these dangerous days…"

Blaze began to cry emotionally. "I see life differently now!" She returned the nose to Sonic…

But instantly it fell to the ground.

Sonic had now officially lost the noseness forever.

And now Eggman had the total upper nose.

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