Chapter L: Punch Kill
Tails used a gun to shoot death at his once friend. Sonic could not believe his eyes or a large assortment of fireflies.
"Well, slap my eyelids shut and call me 'Solomon'!" cried Sonic.
"I didn't have any stinkin' toady idea that Tails was an offensive evildoer!" commented the feelings deep within Blaze. It was like trumpets!
"Gee, fellas, I didn't want to have to do these kinds of threatening hurts, but my heart is indeed a fragmented organ at this point."
"Far out! Now the jokes on you!" laughed Sonic funkily. "Karmic kickback, ha-ha!"
"Just watch my two butts, will ya!" Tailed roared this thing at Sonic and it was a scary thing. He rotated the tails on his tush to fly high.
Sonic dodged the incoming fire from his evil friend. "But why?"
"When all alone in my stinkin' ugly chair, I just go about wishin' like a bag of Paulie Pretztails!" Tails then planted the danger into Sonic's ear canal.
Sonic went deaf for the first time that day. It was an "eerie" experience.
"I'd giggle, but I cannot hear objects!" screamed Sonic. His deafness disallowed the sound control. It was a science-specific knowledge.
Blaze screamed at the scariness of Tails's infernal rage and ran out the door. "I have to warn Silver the Hot Thing! I need to be engaged to him soon or else Tails and Sonic will end up killing each other's guts out!"
She stopped when she saw a thing next to a smelly wall. She approached it and loved the look.
The thing was a ring. Not just any ring, but a special ring to find out who was the ringiest. She slipped the thing onto her finger and thought about love.
"But now I have a choice as a powerful being with the ring!" Blaz said bluely. "I can choose to find the hot stud I wanna keep to myself forever. I can even choose against marrying Silver!"
This kind of power needed some great responsibility, but Blaze was to interested in the power to reason reasonably.
"Gee willickers…" She paced along the grassy ground with deep thoughts in her purple cat head. "I am smarter than Albert Einstein now. I can control the future!"
So, Blaze went full power in her head and became the smartest being to ever exist. Eddie looked down from his window at the sudden feline enlightenment and sighed in distress.
"You know… sometimes… you need to take a step back… and learn from your mistakes every so often…" said the hedgehog oracle. He then turned back to his computer and gasped.
Arthur Read was on his way to Eggmans!
All chaos was now uncontrolled…
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