Chapter Me: PAC-MAN
Shadow was admiring Silver's pristine abs. "Hmm," said he.
"Thanks, I work out for the ladies!" announced the studly silver warrior.
Vector knew this to be true. He gasped just then.
"What is wrong, Victor?" asked Silver as he posed to show off more glorious musculature.
"I just realised that Sonic has been absent for quite too long a time. We should go back; I believe something horrible may have befallen him!" said Vector.
"Sounds like a load of malarky!" roared Shadow. He quickly turned to the toilet and lifted the lid. He found a Chaos Emerald! "I will take this one. We may need it later."
"Shadow, that is an attractive thought. I hope you are blessed with a good life to love!" cried Silver. He gave Shadow a congratulatory nosebump.
"I feel like I could boogie to that!" Vector laughed as he pulled off this sick dance move that looked fabulous to all.
Shadow and Silver clapped and then they held hands and then they ran off together and Vector was proud.
But then, a horrible thing happened that moment. "Hey guys!" said an evil voice.
"Good gravy!" cried Silver. He pulled out his abs to defend against evil.
"Halt! Who goes there? Did I remember to put my abs together?" Shadow said coolly.
"My name is evil! They call me Infinite!" said the baddie.
"You look like the roughest of waves!" cried Silver. He really wished he had his smiting Monado right now.
But the Monado can't cut people…
And Infinite was a people!
Vector realised this and began to cry. "Oh, Dad and Silver! Please don't die today!"
"We shan't, my son…" said Shadow as he loaded his gun by filling it with his exuding charisma. This would get the drop on the enemy.
Meanwhile…
"I have a ring to make decisive decisions now…" said Blaze in a dark tone. Her new powers were deadly. She could bend all of time and space with her newfound glory.
Sonic was busy fighting Tails and it all seemed bad, but Blaze did not care at all because she hated idiot fights.
She wished for a new hunky dude to enter her life. Immediately she noticed all the men around her grow buff pecs and hearty abs. It was Gorgeoustown USA!
"Now to find a suitable male counterpart!" she said with her coolness. Blaze was totally mistreating her new strength.
She eventually found a hot guy. His name was Bean the Dynamite and he had a beak that was really different when it came to smooching.
"May I kiss you?" Blaze asked the cheese-headed Bean boy.
"You may because I have love in my face," replied the avian fellow.
They put feline lips and the beak together like an amazingly Lego set. This was not like boo-boo removal.
"I love who you are, Bean!" said Blaze happily and alive.
"As did I, creature!" replied hot pecky-abby Bean. He had more muscles than an oyster bed.
"We should think more often as a couple! Let's get married!"
Bean shook his head distraughtly. "Alas, I haven't a ring of me own. Can you find me one, my eventual fiancée?"
"No problem! I am a cat and cats can do things, you know."
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