Chapter [food]: Danny and Arnold
"The future is ours to decide!" cried Silver as he flexed the future within his glistening abdominals.
Shadow marveled at Silver's goodness. At least someone in the gang knew how to ab responsibly. Sonic had abs sometimes too, but he was a total mipsclip.
"The abs speak a warning…" translated Vector.
"What doth they speaketh?" asked Silver as he flexed harder. His biceps started making hotter noises and this could probably attract women from the future and past.
Shadow made a dissatisfied mug and punched Vector for his insolence. "You must translate with clearer minds, my son!" he said fatherly.
Vector did a harder job and finally decoded Silver's six pack. "I see it says to go north!"
So, they did that and it was a heroic sight.
Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman was still doing evil thinking in his evil lair of science.
Bokkun stopped by with a can of assorted cashews and fed them to his scientific genius father. Eggman slurped them up like a vacuum that frightened parakeets everywhere named Antonio.
"Straight up, now tell me, Bokkun…" he sang judgingly. "How fares my ring retrieval mission?"
Bokkun looked at his high-tech watch that displayed time and let him Henshin-A-Googoogaga. The watch spat out data about where the rings were located. It seemed like Scratch and Grinder were closing in on one just that second.
"Delish!" laughed Eggman. "Soon all the rings in the known universe will be mine and I shall rule with fists of iron! BWA HA HA!"
The watch then spat out additional data, but this was a more attractive form of data…
It was Arthur stinkin' Timothy Read. He held his dog Pal evilly like the psychopath he was known as in Elwood.
"Well doom, man!" cried the doc. He put his fatness in a container and shelved it in a special hidden area named "Julius Caesar".
"I came to break idiot bones and take names, Dr. Eggman!" announced the Bizaardvark.
Eggman scratched his stupid bald cranium and it made a thinking sound effect like when you eat a soda and then get an idea about how to use the sugar for solving world hunger.
"My dad is thinking," observed Bokkun like a cool kid. He wanted to pet Pal, but he knew Arthur was a vicious woodstink.
Arthur poshly heighted the Eggman in the gut and his single ring of seven in hand fell out. Arthur now had one ring in hand. He only needed six more!
But now all three rings were found and only four remained. Blaze had a new one that turned Bean into a hunker cheesy boy. Scratch and Grounder were gonna get one up the way. Arthur had the third, which was Silvy's original belonging. Now was a war, but it all stemmed from love!
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