Chapter Hop: Illumination Entertainment
"Hmm… learn to seek truer truth, you must…" said Yoda. Silver and the squad had finally arrived at Dagobah.
"According to the staggering sheen of my righteous abs, we are to head north which is where we have found you, Yoda," said Silver with hotness.
Shadow eyed the green guy in mad taste because he hated the idea of Star Wars in his fanfic. He scoffed like a brat who did not receive a desired toy for Christmas.
Vector sighed because his dad was on the verge of dying and it made his gut uneasy. He wanted to punch death for the feelings it caused.
"A solid answer for you, I might have!" said Yoda in his cheerful old Jedi manner. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a round object.
Silver gasped wildly. "Holy snootz lickin' all mah cheese! A ring!"
Shadow eyed the ring instead of Yoda and felt hope enter his dark world.
Apparently, Vector saw the ring too and he soon developed these bizarre feelings for it. He then ran up and swiped the ring from Yoda and stuck it on his fingy.
Silver gasped and kicked Vector in the Alligator tushtush. "Unhand that relic, cad!" cried the buff lunatic.
Vector grinned and admired his newfound splendour. "I have my own ring, I need it for love purposes, ya know," said he.
"You vile boooooooooty!" Silver shrieked as he stuck his entire arm up his nose and pulled out his own pancreas. He swung the dislodged organ like a medieval flail and attacked Vector with it.
Vector was knocked out cold, but the ring remained firmly on the reptilian digit.
"Shucks!" interjected Shadow. "I can't believe the ring was his destiny!"
"Yeah, it was a shocker for me too!" replied Silver.
Shadow gave Silver that chillin' charisma in the twinkling eyes and then pressed his brotherly edgehog hand on his shoulder. Silver immediately felt the urge to begin the weeping eyeballs for ring-capturing.
"Do you not see the error of your ways, Silver?" immensely discussed Shadow in a concerned way. "I can see that my son is completely possessed by the ring. You were starting to get that way too! Look at your abs and tell me truth!"
Silver looked at his own solid abs. He then examined how Shadow was a teller of heroic duty. "Okay, I trust everything you have laid upon me," said he.
Yoda smiled and was glad that Silver had learned his lesson.
Shortly afterward, Silver and Shadow picked up Vector and carried him to safety. Silver put his pancreas back into place through his scrumptious abdominal magic.
All of a sudden, an arrow was shot at the three guys! It was from a bow that was owned by…
Da…
Da…
DAAAAAA!
Mighty the Armadillo!
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