Chapter Milhous: Mucha Lucha
Silver looked at the abs on Mighty. How did his midsec get so tantalizing?
"You look hot. Don't kill me," said Silver to Mighty in a true way.
"I must kill you, for you have a ring!" said Mighty to Silver in his own true way.
"I see that Silver is communicating with his fight-mate," Shadow said as he squatted down and removed some ramen out of his backpack. He cooked like a professional tutor of chefs and then buried it in a hole he had dug earlier. He was not in the mood to ever eat for much longer since Silver's dumb battle was taking too much time to finish itself.
"I hate fighting between those guys. We should tell them to stop," said Vector.
Shadow agreed. "I agree. Hey, you two. Cease."
Silver and Mighty ceased.
Silver looked at the killer abs on Mighty and wished they were his to obtain on an eBay bid war.
Mighty also saw Silver's abs. "May I think about them?" asked Mighty.
"You may not," replied Silver.
Mighty frowned largely. "Do you see the ring you have, individual? I wish to have it too for I am having my first marriage today!"
"I have a fiancée too which is why I have need of this wedding band."
"We can help each other and find two rings then. But I will stick by you and not fight unless you do not promise my own ring for my own chicky baby."
"Okay. We agree to help you if you don't kill my smart bum." Silver looked over at Shadow and Vector and they both gave an "okay" sign to him for signals. "However, you must follow the '7 rules of Silver's Abdom'."
Mighty nodded nasally. "I agree to the terms, but I must hear them audibly first."
Silver took a hand into his pants pocket and relinquished his royal paperwork. It made him feel awfully superior to everyone in the area, especially when they had no choice but to watch him accentuate his very neat ab ownership.
Silver began to read to the newly acquired armadillo companion.
"The 7 Rules of Silver's Abdom: A divine collection of the perfect orders of studly charisma, handed down from the heavens by the angels themselves.
"Rule 1: Never have an owl here again, on the branch of a tree.
"Rule 2: Abs have a ranking system from 0 to 10. Silver and other earthly deity-like individuals have 11-point abs. This grants such a person undeniable hotness that is unbeatable.
"Rule 3: Some abs are treated better than others and this is a fact. Not all abs have their tone turned up to eleven unless otherwise noted.
"Rule 4: 'Watch for Rolling Rocks' can be collected in 0.5x A presses, but first we need to talk about Parallel Universes.
"Rule 5: If it exists, it has to do with Silver's abs eventually.
"Rule 6: If two or more Silvers ever exist at the same time, then it is under the divine jurisdiction of the three governing Chaos Sages in order to determine which one of the two or more Silvers are to be let allowed to continue existing.
"Rule 7: Divine intervention can be compromised only if the Silver is left alive as the two parties are mutual. Should the two be separated, Silver's abs must be slathered in jelly to prevent universal deterioration."
The rules were read. Now Mighty was wiser and a team member of the Fellowship of the Ring.
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