Chapter Dos: Opulence
Scratch remembered his amazing flashback about when he grew up at Duel Academy with Jaden Yuki and the short nerd with the blue hair. They were all just chillin' out with da krew in da schoolyard.
"I love looking at the newest card pack, eh fellow chums?" said Jaden with his signature winking idiocy.
"Oh my…" said Scratch mournfully. He walked up to examine Jaden's keister. It was dying.
"We can save your life if we have ears to hear, remember," said that blond guy with the ponytail who's a total creep.
The blue-haired nerd belched and Scratch jumped into his throat. He was sure that one more card pack existed in the geeky gullet.
Alas, 'twas a frivolous action to partake in. Jaden felt true death and exploded. Scratch licked up the excess and felt the power enter him.
"He is dead," chazzed up Mr. Princeton.
"I can now see just where evil enters the world. This is my character development in a nutshell…" said Scratch as he felt the melding of cardboard fluids enter his oily bloodstream. He was now a beast whose soul was linked to the Graveyard.
That is where Scratch got his regeneration powers and it's all because I said so. So there.
Back at the battle, Vector was beating the snot outta the chicken man. But he too was a snot-kicker and Vector felt the energy exit his toned abby bod with each attack from the buffalo-kickin' chicken tenders.
"Vector is going to die if he ain't gonna use death rays…" said Mighty instinctively.
Silver began to cry because Vector was his homeboy and if he died then two of his homeboys would be deceased lads.
"Weep not," said Mighty as he placed a gentle hand on Silver's shoulder. "We live because of our vital charisma, not by the misdeeds of others…"
Mighty was so right and should win a Tony for that speech. It was to Silver like a motivational speech from the wise Eddie.
"Love is one thing, but caring and harmony is the next best hunky junk," said Silver, wiping away his crying face and putting his good looks back on. Ladies would flock to him as long as he countenance's grandeur persisted.
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