Chapter Darkwing Duck: oh hi mark
Sonic kicked open the door with his foot. It hurt the toe, but Sonic's heart and compassion for love was much more intense.
Blaze was sitting in the corner of the house in a chair with reclining position. She was surprised to see Sonic return so soon. She did not know he was the fastest thing with breath.
"Sonic, you are here!" said Blaze with confirming eyes.
"Yes! I am here to deliver justice!" said Sonic with his mouth.
Metal Sonic and Jet appeared behind Sonic. Metal Sonic had a baseball bat and Jet had a samurai sword named Nancy Drew.
"The jig is up, Cat!" announced Sonic as he ran up to Blaze and socked her with righteous might.
"Traitor!" cried Metal as he beat the stuffing out of Blaze's teddy bear collection.
Jet ate all of the teddy bear stuffing and then delivered a powerful belch of honour.
"Why do you despise myself now, Mr. Sonic?" asked Blaze with innocent life.
Sonic prepared his glove. "I hate your evil!" said he with glove.
"What did I do that was such a vile commitment?" asked Blaze.
"You have betrayed Silver!" cried Sonic. He began to have tears streaming along the lima bean shape of his face. He was so worried about love perspectives.
"I would never betray the great one and his abs of hope!" cried Blaze with her own tears. The accusations were so misguided coming from Sonic's mouth.
Jet walked over to Blaze with his sandal-clad bird feet. He pointed to Blaze with the humble talons. "Your heart! I saw your heart today!" he said with his face in stern revelation. "I saw that you wished to wed another who was not Silver!"
"Yes, it is because I found this ring!" said Blaze. She held up her hand for inspection.
Sonic, Metal Sonic, and Jet saw the ring on the fourth fingy.
"She is indeed a lover of the ring's accord!" harkened Metal.
"Dang!" yelled Sonic as he tucked into ball and took a nap. He had to sleep because he was all worked up. "Jet, it is my bedtime! Tell Blaze the true meaning of love for me, will you please?"
"Aye," said Jerk. He turned to Blaze with his whole self. "Blaze, love is genuine and immutable like pound cake. Do not tarnish its legacy."
Now Jet's words were wiser than all of King Solomon's mines. The thesis was like rainbow caramel and the message hinted at quality beef.
"Well, that's a good point…" said Blaze. "I did a resentful thing to Silver's reputation…"
"What happened to love?" asked Metal Sonic, still confused like a dumb baby. "I wish to understand love fully, but you are all still making it more and more confusing for me. Please stop doing that!" The robot wept like a steel toilet.
"He is weep," said Jet.
"He is," replied Blaze.
"He," said Sonic, and then he fell into a deep slumber.
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