Chapter Mr: The Phantom Menace
Last time on Silver's amazing journey of fortune!
The truth was out!
Blaze is a bad chicky babe? Why would she do that?
Bokkun is granted the abs? What will Eggman do to Metal Sonic?
But Metal Sonic wants to learn the truth about love! Can Sonic save his heart and compassion?
But Sonic feeled asleep!
And now Silver and his two cohorts are in jail! Will they ever find the legendary sage Michael Wazowski?
Find out… now…
(Silver's butt-rocking theme song)
All the
Small things
Silver
Has Abs
Lick his abs!
Lick his abs!
He has hearty, gorgeous abs!
Lick the power!
Lick the strength!
Even chickens are jealous of his dreams…
Of an Absolution!
YEAH!
(End of song, produced by power and grace)
"Crash Bandicoot…" Silver said with the coat of his throat.
"Yes, it's me, guys!" said Crash with sinister evil. "My atrocious cunning gotten you jailed."
"This madman!" observed Mighty with a manly stretch of his righteous abs. "He will not ever get away with this."
Vector was shocked. He had never been in a cell before and only ever used cells for talking over long distances. His life was hysterical now.
"The irony is that I am jailed in such an ugly area. I am beautiful after all," said Silver.
Mighty nodded. "Do we have guns to escape?"
Vector retrieved his Monado. "I can cut the cell bars," he said charismatically.
"Smooth thinking, Studlord," Silver rasped with a hot nod of the nose.
"But I can't cut the bars," said Vector.
"Why not, dude?" asked Mighty's concerned life.
"I won't. I have a sacred honour to uphold," Vector wept. "It is to retain the holy legacy of my late father…"
Silver and Mighty understood the situation. Silver placed tongue to situation to heal past wounds. "Vector, do you believe now?"
"Yes, I can feel the resurgence," said Vector with his heart beating the blood of justice. "I will honour my father's tributes!"
Then Vector did the ultimate attacking manoeuvre. He sliced the bars with his crocodilian teeth instead of the Monado.
"The Monado can't cut people," observed Mighty. His butt was there watching his holy guard duty.
"Yes, we are always one step ahead of cowardice," Silver motioned with his ideologies.
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